Not Welcomed Different Pony

Last night at the bar that's in Ponyville.

While in a booth Purple and Scrumptious were highly drunk but talking to each other in ways that they never expected too but there drunk and don't know on what there saying.

Scrumptious told Purple that he would like to have sex with his mother but Purple told him to go to hell but Scrumptious told him that he would also like to have sex with his ex wife and his current wife but that set something off in Purple even though there both drunk as a skunk.

Purple told him to go to hell, Scrumptious punched Purple with a hoof very weakly and Purple hit him over the head with a whiskey bottle.

Scrumptious used his wings and flipped the table over and the 2 gotten into a brawl but a lot of ponies got out of the way but one of them went to the phone and called for help.

Some police ponies came in wearing 1960's riot helmets and the unicorn ones had there 23 inch wooden truncheons in there magic auras, and the pegasus ones had there same truncheons in there wings but one of them blew a whistle.

Even when they were arrested and placed in the paddy wagon they still beaten each other up but the unicorn officers used there magic to separate them and throw them into an 2x3 (6 foot by 9 foot) cell and let them sleep it off.

Out in the lobby Purple came out but fell face first but seen Target blowing steam out of her ears and she said "PURPLE WHAT IN THE HELL DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT!?" she said yelling and asking on what he and Scrumptious did last night.

He just gave a little hiccup but told her that he has no idea where he doesn't even remember getting drunk.

In her office looking over the lobby Lt Crusading Skyray she just shook her head in disappointment where he's suppose to be working and he's drunk and can't even walk 20 feet without falling face first into the ground but outside he fell down the steps where he only said "Ow!" which he said after falling down the stairs.

Back home Target put Purple in bed and told him not to go any where but he just had another hiccup but she kissed him on the head but told him not to go anywhere.