That One Time: Harem Honeymoon Uncensored and Uncut

Chapter Fifteen: When Too Many Ponies Enter the Bed

Written by TheCrimsonDM

Dinner was almost done, and the bathroom door had been fixed by Applejack and Rainbow Dash's combined efforts. This left Twilight to stare at the large dining table with all of her friends and lovers around it, save for the two still working on the finishing touches of their meal. Celestia and Luna were both sitting next to each other on the opposite side of Twilight for once, but on Twilight's side she had both Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash so she felt like she didn't need the princess of the sun for once. She was pretty sure everypony was starving at this point, and the smell of the delicious lovingly cooked food was only making her that much more hungry.

Twilight had to admit that this being the first dinner she was experiencing made by the family, was making it even more special to her. So far all their diners had been made by some royal chef or another. This time it was something special, and she couldn't wait to see what more happened. Anything to deepen the bond she felt for her lovers, her wives, her family, the better. Though looking around she was both a little sad Spike couldn't be here, and really glad. After all, what was he going to do once the night time festivities began? She was pretty sure him joining in was strictly not allowed, not that she wanted to see her child at work, point in fact she wanted to avoid that with every ounce of her being if possible. Though she also had to admit, compared to her, he had been a lot more knowledgeable, and if her fears were correct, perhaps even more active than she was up until a few days ago.

Those were all thoughts and fears to face another time. Especially if Rarity was somehow involved in any of it. Because then she'd have to figure out if she was just going to slap Rarity, or kill her. Again, more questions that she never wanted answers too, or to even think about. The longer dinner took to be finished, the more weird questions were going to crawl into her mind. For example, did Fluttershy ever actually have sex with animals? If so, was that considered cheating? Did Twilight have to worry about Fluttershy cheating on her with a freaking dog? Oh no, this was going to be awful.

She looked at Fluttershy. "Um, Fluttershy..."

Fluttershy looked over at her with a smile. "Yes, Twilight?"

"You love me right?"

Fluttershy nodded. "Of course I do. Why do you ask?"

"Is it okay if I ask you a very personal, and very weird question?"

Fluttershy seemed to think about this for a moment and then nodded. "Okay."

"You're not going to cheat on me with an animal are you?"

To say the dinner table fell silent would be an understatement. As would be saying that Celestia didn't do a spit take that actually had scalding hot liquid spill over the table. Hot enough to steam. Fluttershy was the only one to continue looking passively at Twilight as if the question hadn't been asked at all.

Fluttershy took in a deep breath, then exhaled. In a very controlled, and clam tone of voice she replied, "No, Twilight. I am not going to cheat on you with an animal."

Twilight let out a sigh of relief. "Good. Good."

Fluttershy smiled. "Any other questions that I can answer for you?"

"Um, maybe." Twilight fiddled with her hooves for a moment. "If you um... well if you do want to have sex with an animal... can I.... can I watch?"

Rainbow Dash scooted her chair a couple of feet away from Twilight. "You are digging a grave here, Twi."

Fluttershy spoke through clenched teeth. "If, and I do mean IF, I ever decide to degrade myself so much, that I become a lowly animal fu- ahem, what I mean to say is that, if I ever do decide to throw my self-worth away, than you can watch, sure, because at that point, I'd be nothing more than garbage anyway."

Twilight nodded. She was well aware of the fact she'd crossed a line now, but she couldn't help it as her brain seemed to forget how to stop talking for a minute. "I think that'd be hot."

Fluttershy got up, walked around the table, pushed Luna out of her chair and then continued to push Luna around until Luna was next to Twilight and then flew back to steal Luna's chair. Luna shrugged, took a seat next to Twilight, and then smiled. "Well, Twilight, if that's all you want to see, just ask me. I'd be more than willing to explore some more deviant sides of the world with you."

Fluttershy unleashed an exploitive so foul, so dirty, that it made Luna laugh and Twilight feel ashamed to her very core for having simply heard it. Okay, new rule of thumb, don’t talk about animal sex in front of Fluttershy. For some reason she doesn’t just dislike it, she really hates it. Maybe she was trying to cover something up? Or perhaps Twilight had just lost her moral compass enough that she couldn't tell just how bad it really was, especially as a dinner table conversation.

It didn't help that Luna was still laughing and Applejack had to turn away from the stove top so she could give Fluttershy a stern look and say, "Fluttershy, language. We're trying to have a polite dinner here."

Fluttershy pointed a hoof at Twilight and stammered. "But, d-d-did you even hear what she said?"

"Ah don't care what she said, Ah care what you said. No cursing at the table. There's a better time and place fer those kinds of words, just ask Rarity."

Fluttershy's entire face was red and she was clearly very flustered. She didn't argue after that but she did continue to mumble under her breath and none of it sounded too awfully polite. Well nopony was going to comment any further on Fluttershy's words.

It wasn't much longer before dinner was served. Anything from apple pies to mashed potatoes and gravy were on display. For twilight's sake she grabbed herself a large helping of the potatoes, gravy, biscuits and steamed vegetables. She was going to eat like royalty tonight, even if she technically did that every night. Rainbow Dash seemed just as hungry, and considering Pinkie had stolen half of her meal earlier, it was only fair.

The dinner itself was rather relaxing. Mostly light hearted conversation, and the occasional jab at Fluttershy about animals, to which she didn't even respond with words anymore but rather strange noises that sounded halfway threatening.

It was a good dinner.

One conversation topic in particular caught Twilight, mostly because it was Luna who had asked her a direct question. "Twilight, my love, do you want to spend more time with me?"

Twilight blinked, swallowed the mouth full of food she was working on and replied, "Of course I do."

"Good, because in this honeymoon, we have set time aside to spend with each of you, and I am very much looking forward to our time together."

Twilight beamed up at her. "So am I."

Luna's wing came down and wrapped around Twilight's back. It was warm, not nearly as much as Celestia's but warm enough for her to snuggle into like a cozy blanket. There were some delightful perks to being married to the princesses, and their giant wings were one of them. "So, any idea what we should do?"

Twilight shrugged. "Books?"

"Hmm, perhaps, but I feel that's the obvious answer."

Twilight looked over at Rainbow Dash. "What are you planning to do with her?"

Rainbow Dash suddenly looked like a deer caught in headlights. "Who, me?"

Luna licked her lips. "Do you mean tonight? I have so many delightful plans for the two of you tonight."

"What about later on this week?"

Luna paused. "Hmm, well I know she loves sports, I was thinking the two of us could go and enjoy the jousting competition. Blood, adrenaline, all of the stuff that I hear Rainbow Dash likes."

Rainbow Dash nodded. "That would be cool, I planned on going to visit the jousting competition by myself, but having you with me would be lit."

Luna blinked. "Lit?"

Twilight giggled. "She means cool."

"Oh, yes, it shall be, awesome, as you may say."

Twilight moved her lips along the top of Luna's wing, briefly allowing herself to taste the soft fluffy feathers. "And what do you plan to do with her in general?"

Luna blinked. "Hmm, I'm not positive I know what you mean?"

Rainbow Dash nodded. "Me neither, you make it sound like I'm some kind of trophy."

Twilight looked directly into Rainbow Dash's eyes. "You’re my trophy."

Rainbow Dash stammered, her cheeks turned bright pink, and she looked down at her plate. "Thanks, I think."

Twilight looked back up at Luna. "So, what do you plan to do with her in general?"

"She’s a free mare, Twilight. She can do what she wants?"

Twilight frowned. "So you haven't thought about what our lives will look like after the honeymoon?"

Luna stammered this time. Her cheeks grew a little pink. She looked over at Celestia. "S-s-sister, help."

Celestia giggled. "Not this time, Luna. You were the one who wanted this marriage originally, you get to answer my stu- my dau- my lover's awkward questions."

Luna looked back at Twilight and then Rainbow Dash. "Well, she has an amazing cloud house in Ponyville. Perhaps I can stay there some times and enjoy the quiet life of being her wife?"

Rainbow Dash grinned. "That sounds awesome. Then I'd get to bang you anytime I wanted."

"Bang?"

Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes. "I meant sleep with you."

Luna nodded. "Oh, yes, we could have lots of sex. Our room shall become a dungeon of lust, of writhing bodies, and sweat, and musk. Nopony would dare to enter unless they wish to be consumed by our ever growing passion toward one another."

Twilight leaned back into the wing. "That's true for all of us though. What will you do with her that'll be special to Rainbow Dash?"

Luna’s wing tensed up a little and Twilight realized she was onto something here. "Well, I'm sure that the way me and my sister enjoy time with all of you will be unique in its own ways. We may just have to discover how through experience."

Twilight offered a small smile. "I could help you find that unique way if you'd like?"

Luna nodded. "I'd love that. The more of you involved, the better."

Twilight leaned in further still, allowing her lips to run over the top of Luna's wing, her teeth just barely grazing the feathers. "Mmm, is that the same idea behind tonight?"

Luna purred. "I think it might just be."

Looking around the dinner table, ponies were mostly finished eating. Even the pie was all gone now. Twilight was feeling hungry, but perhaps in a different way. She stood up from the table, and using her magic began tugging at Rainbow Dash and Luna to follow her. They both lovingly followed her over to the bed, which in this wide-open room meant everypony was watching them. Twilight didn't care at this point, she'd already been found out too many times, now it was time to just have fun, to just love each other, and to have the others join in.

Twilight honestly had no idea what she was doing. For once she was just going with the flow and not thinking too far ahead. Once at the bed she climbed onto it and looked back at Luna. "Well, you wanted to spend more time with me. Here I am, for you to do whatever you want to with."

Luna leaned her head forward. Her tail swishing happily behind her. Luna's head grew close to Twilight's. Their lips met in a single, quick but beautiful kiss. Rainbow Dash jumped onto the bed after that and forced her muzzle between them so that she could get some kisses too. The three of them took turns kissing for a moment before Twilight noticed Fluttershy had come over and was waiting patiently for her turn. Twilight grabbed Fluttershy around the back of the neck and dragged her into a kiss.

Luna’s wing ran down across Twilight's back making her shiver. They trailed a hot line all the way to Twilight's rump, and then over the side and toward her special place. Twilight groaned as Luna's feathers found something particularly wet and ready for some attention. Rainbow Dash cut her moan off with a kiss, practically shoving her tongue down Twilight's throat. A moment later Fluttershy pushed Rainbow Dash's head away and placed her lips against Rainbows. The two of them fell onto their sides, and Fluttershy climbed on top of Rainbow Dash. Their tongues meeting and writhing, their backsides all fully visible to Twilight.

Luna purred. "Now we can just make a mess of things."

Luna leaned forward and put her mouth to Fluttershy's rear. Her tongue was licking up and down Fluttershy’s groin and making the mare groan between kisses with Rainbow Dash. With Luna’s Feathers rubbing against Twilight she wasn't so sure she'd last long.

Pinkie Pie jumped in out of nowhere, landing on Twilight's back. Twilight cringed as she felt Pinky's already soaking wet marehood rubbing against her back. Pinkie grabbed Twilight's head and pulled it back so that she could put her mouth against Twilight's. The two of them made out as Pinkie was grinding herself into Twilight's back. The two of them were sharing a powerful moan together. Luna had moved her head away from Fluttershy's body and down to Rainbow Dash's making her moan just as hard as the rest of them.

Celestia climbed up to the bed, but her target was very much a surprise to Twilight. Celestia made her way to Luna's rear, and shoved her muzzle right into it. Luna let out a powerful muffled groan as Celestia's giant, hot tongue was making quick work of her. Twilight felt it as Luna's feathery tips pushed inside of her. With Pinkie grinding her back, spilling love juices all over Twilight’s back and down her sides, Twilight watched as Celestia continued to eat out her sister. The feathers inside of Twilight thrust in and out of her with faster rhythm and Twilight was already at her breaking point. She grabbed the bedsheet, clenched her eyes tight and grit her teeth as hot fire erupted through her loins spreading up her back and going straight to her head.

Twilight opened her eyes and felt all her energy vanish after the fires of passion were drained from her. She fell onto her side knocking Pinkie off of her. Pinkie Pie giggled.

Applejack and Rarity climbed onto the bed. Rarity nodded at Applejack. Applejack grabbed Twilight by her legs and held her down. Twilight watched as Applejack moved her mouth down toward Twilight’s nethers, her tongue already sticking out and ready to get some of Twilight's love. Just as that tongue met with Twilight's body, she let out a groan. The noise was quickly cut off by Rarity’s fat ass sitting down on her face. She found her mouth stuffed full of Rarity's marehood, tasting nothing but marshmallows and musk.

Rarity spoke. "Eat my pussy!"

Twilight tried to speak, to tell her that she was using bad language, but her mouth was full of flavor and Twilight was already licking madly at Rarity's body trying to get more of that flavor. More of that heat into her. Twilight had just cum yet she was being forced into more sexual pleasure already. Pinkie Pie giggled. "Aw, no fair, I want her to eat my ass."

"W-wait, you're turn, d-darling," Rarity said between gasps. She was subtly grinding her hips against Twilight's mouth.

Twilight couldn't see anything past Rarity's thick hips, so she simply closed her eyes and melted into the pleasure. Using her tongue as best she could against Rarity's body. Tasting every inch of her, going as deep as she could. Making Rarity groan and writhe above her as she was filled to the brim with ecstasy.

It wasn't long before Rarity gave a loud cry as her body went rigid. Her love juices overflowed into Twilight's mouth filling it up and forcing Twilight to swallow gulp after gulp of her love. Still it spilled over onto her lips, cheeks, and chin. Only after Rarity had finished climaxing did she get off of Twilight's face giving her a much needed breath of fresh air.

Looking around she saw that Rainbow Dash was laying on her back still, but Fluttershy had straddled her, rubbing her groin hard and fast against Rainbow's. The two of them looked like they were in absolute heaven. Celestia's head landed next to Twilight's and they shared a sticky, messy kiss. Both Rarity and Luna's juices mixed as their lips met. Celestia pulled away just enough to speak, "Fuck me, Luna. Give your big sister your hot dick!"

Looking past Celestia Twilight saw Luna there. She had turned herself into a stallion, and had a massive member. It was as long as Twilight was. Luna mounted Celestia's huge round ass, bringing herself to bare and then with one powerful thrust her length vanished into Celestia. Celestia's face screwed up for a moment and then she let out a loud, filthy groan. Luna was working herself hard and fast into Celestia. The wet noisy slaps of their hips filled the room.

Twilight felt it as Applejacks' tongue shoved deep into her and she bucked her hips. Twilight did her best not to scream as the pleasure filled her. Looking over she saw Rarity had moved to a place behind Applejack and had some kind of plastic toy strapped to her hips. She was thrusting her hips hard into Applejack's body making her grunt with each thrust but still Applejack continued to lick away.

Pinkie Pie jumped up and over Twilight. Twilight watched as that huge pink ass descended toward her face. It landed on top of Twilight's muzzle and Twilight could only see pink. Twilight opened her mouth, licking at Pinkie's fur and trying to find the right place to lick. Soon she found the sweet-tasting spot and got to work filling her mouth with cotton candy flavored juices. Pinkie groaned. "T-Twilight, wrong hole."

Twilight blinked. "This is your vagina."

"Yes, I want you to lick my butthole."

Twilight looked up at the daunting task ahead of her. Well at least she could say that Pinkie's backdoor was clean and kind of cute. She ran the length of her tongue up to it and got to work on eating out Pinkie's rear entrance. Pinkie let out lewd lustful noise as Twilight worked her tongue against Pinkie's anus.

Applejack's tongue slid down and met with Twilight's backdoor now making Twilight loose a muffled groan. With Pinkie's ass cheeks squeezing the sides of her muzzle she couldn't make much noise. Yet Applejack's tongue worked in hot steady circles. Pinkie leaned forward and brought her tongue to Twilight's marehood next. Twilight could only groan as she was having all three of her holes being used or played with somehow. Her mind was awash in sexual lust and pleasure.

It wasn't much longer before Twilight's body was burning past its boiling point. She thrust and writhed against the mouths hungrily eating her. The tongues filled her up in every way imaginable, plus some she couldn't have imagined. Waves of heat ran up and down her spine. Her body twitched and spasmed out of her control as she was hit by orgasm, after orgasm. Yet those tongues didn't let up. Pinkie’s fat ass kept her face down, and forced Twilight to keep doing her best to lick but Twilight was losing her mind and control of her body. The fires raged harder, and faster than before. Those tongues speeding up inside of her. She was already cumming and her mind was blinded by sexual fog. She felt like she was about to snap in two.

Her mind went blank as her body was hit by one long tsunami of an orgasm. Her body going limp and her body falling useless. Pinkie Pie and Applejack finally pulled away. Pinkie got off of Twilight's face and for the first time in what felt like forever, Twilight got a breath of fresh air. Or at least as fresh as it could be when the room smelled like hot sex and musk.

Applejack was still being rutted by Rarity, but she seemed able to speak well enough. "Did, Ngh, did she just pee?"

Pinkie giggled. "I'll never tell. And neither will she. Look at her, we broke her. teehee."

Twilight tried to speak. "Ngh, mmmm, ffffck, shn mmmmble." Okay, so her brain wasn't working well enough to speak.

Looking over she saw that Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash had stopped thrusting. Now they lay together, giving one another gentle kisses.

Celestia had her tongue lolling out, she licked Twilight's face, and this got Twilight to see that Luna was thrusting faster and harder than before. She thrust a few times, hard and deep into Celestia before holding herself there and letting out a loud groan. Celestia matched her tone. Luna pulled out after a moment and a fountain of white-hot spunk flowed out of Celestia's rump. Celestia's body fell limp onto the bed, and she placed her lips against Twilight's in one last kiss.

Looking over Twilight watched as Applejack closed her eyes and her body shuddered as she had a surprisingly quiet orgasm. Rarity finally pulled out and fell limp at Applejack's side. She pet Applejack's head with her hoof. "Good girl. You lasted a long time. I wish you'd just cum faster though, my hips are positively burning now, and Pinkie still needs some- Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie had climbed on top of Celestia's ass, sticking her rear end toward Luna. "Luna, stick that thing inside me next, filly!"

Luna shrugged. "I could go for round two."

Celestia closed her eyes. "Mmm, I love you. All of you."

Twilight mumbled something that almost sounded like the words 'I love you'. Twilight closed her eyes after that and just listened to the sounds of Pinkie being violated by Luna's massive length. Of course, Twilight was far from ready to do something like that herself, but it did bring up the question, if she could find a stallion closer to her size, what would sex with a stallion feel like? Too bad the only stallion she knew in town was also related to her…

Furthermore, there was one more question bubbling in the back of her mind; what would it feel like to actually become a stallion?