That One Time: Harem Honeymoon Uncensored and Uncut

Chapter Three: Of the Planning Pony and her Brilliant Totally Not Ruined Ideas

Written by TheCrimsonDM

Celestia had finally gotten all of her wives together for a nice cup of tea. All seven of them. Though she chose to sit next to Luna, the others were all on the opposite side of the small rectangular table they were at enjoying tea on a balcony that overlooked the courtyard gardens. It was a cool day out here, a nice gentle breeze, not enough to disturb their tea, but enough to allow them a breather from Celestia's sun. Even she had to admit sometimes the power of her sun got to her, but the breeze made it so much nicer.

Celestia spoke gently as she looked out over the balcony and at the venerable forest that lay in her courtyard. "We have some grand news to reveal to you all."

Luna nodded. "We are planning to do a solar eclipse again."

Twilight stood up from her seat, placing her hooves on the table and nearly shouting. "You can’t! The last time you did that, the ponies freaked out and thought it was the end of the world. The destruction it caused was beyond measure."

Celestia shot a sharp look at her giggling sister. "Relax, Luna jests. We are actually planning on our honeymoon. We have settled on a place that should be wonderful and I was hoping you'd approve. Of course if there are any objections I would love to hear them."

Luna managed to calm her laughter just enough to say. "We are planning to spend our honeymoon in the Crystal Kingdom. There is a lovely place we own there called Poly's Pocket Bluebird Manor, and it should be just right for us."

Twilight blinked. "You, own, the Bluebird Manor?"

Rarity's eyes were wide and her jaw dropped.

Applejack looked a bit confused alongside the others. "Um, can y'all explain why that's so surprising?"

Twilight gasped. "It's one of the most expensive properties in the Crystal Kingdom. Rumors say you could only afford it if given the blessing of Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor themselves."

Celestia raised an eyebrow. "And this surprises you?"

Twilight blinked a few times, and then her entire face went red. "O-oh right, your niece, my um... What is my relationship with her now?"

Rarity thankfully came to the rescue from such an odd question when she spoke, "Girls, it is a wonderful, fancy, and royal place. The kind of place I always dreamed of visiting, but spending my honeymoon there. Oh goodness, if she owns it, if we own it, I could live there!" she threw her hoof over her face and fainted into Applejack who just barely caught her in time. What really got Celestia was that Rarity really did faint, it wasn't just for show, she was out like a light and limp as a rag doll.

Applejack whistled. "Wow, we figured it'd be the Crystal Kingdom, but if'n that place is as good as these two say, you really outdid yerself, Princ... Celestia."

Celestia allowed herself a small smile. Sure she was just a little upset to hear that they'd already figured out the location, but the fact she could at least shock two of them with the home, was more than enough for her. "It has its own pool, Jacuzzi, living facilities such as bathroom, bedroom, kitchen dining area, and a place for barbecues. I'm sure there's more but I was focused more on making sure the Jacuzzi was large enough for all eight of us to fit inside."

Luna added. "It is, just barely, but it is."

Fluttershy gasped. "B-b-but you're huge! That would mean the Jacuzzi is, is, is massive!"

Rainbow Dash giggled. "Oh, really and how huge is Celestia? What part of her is the hugest?"

Fluttershy seemed to realize her mistake and covered her mouth with her hooves and let out a tiny eep. Celestia rolled her eyes. "It is true, me and my sister are rather... generous in size compared to my little wives, but that is not necessarily a bad thing now is it?"

Pinkie Pie giggled. "With a butt like yours how could we complain? Well I mean, other than when you almost suffocated me by mistake, but hey, I was the one to ask you to sit on my face."

Everypony looked at Pinkie but she simply smiled as if what she said was the most normal thing in the world. It was honestly another learning lesson for Celestia. Be careful how to sit on a pony, she was still a giant compared to them.

Celestia’s mind drifted back to the sweet memory of the honeymoon night with Pinkie and Luna. Now that was a fun time.

***

Celestia was already a little sticky, and despite her attempts to clean herself she wasn't sure it was possible at this point. She hovered outside of Pinkie's room waiting for Luna to arrive. They'd made the promise to go in and do this together, but she wasn't sure how much longer Luna was going to take. A flash of light filled the hall and Luna appeared there in front of her. It didn't really make Celestia feel any more comfortable about this. She was still essentially going to be breeding with her own sister in a way... not that she hadn't done that in the past, but it felt more, private before.

Now it felt like she and Luna were going to be on display, and it was in part true. At least she was fairly certain Pinkie wouldn't judge them. Based on what Pinkie had hinted at, she might be very familiar with the more shameful kind of family love.

Luna yawned and stretched out one of her rear legs. "I cannot believe how tired I am. The night has just started and my muscles already ache."

Celestia agreed with that sentiment. "After this we should take a break."

Luna nodded. "After this, we will need one. After what I plan to do to you... well you'll be very tired."

Celestia could feel her face burning. "Sister, not... not out loud please. This is already challenging enough."

Luna leaned forward and surprised Celestia with a peck on the lips. Those lips had a variety of familiar flavors and Celestia didn't want to imagine why. "I will be as gentle as possible dear sister."

Celestia rolled her eyes. "Fine. Let's... just get this done with."

"Oh goody, we're going to make a sandwich out of Pinkie."

Celestia hadn't agreed to that specifically, but she figured there might be no avoiding it. She opened the door and saw Pinkie Pie on the bed. There was a table set next to the bed with all assortments of toys, lubes, and even whipped cream and fruit. Celestia was not at all sure she was going to need all of this, but she wasn't going to be able to get away from it either.

The two of them walked in and closed the door behind them. Pinkie Pie giggled and ran a hoof down her chest, over her round soft belly and toward her legs. "Mmm, ready to make a Pinkie Pie sandwich? You two be the Oreo cookies, I'll be the creamy center."

Luna gulped. "I am suddenly nervous that I won't be good enough for this task."

Celestia gave her a level stare. "Oh, really, you're just now feeling the pressure."

Pinkie Pie giggled some more. "Aw come on, this'll be loads of fun. Besides, you won't feel any pressure until after I shove my face into your butt."

Luna looked at her own rear end. "I... will it fit? I'm not as big as my sister's, you know."

Celestia growled. "I am not fat."

Luna looked at her and smiled playfully. "Only the parts of you that are desirable are fat my dear sister. You could suffocate a mare with those cheeks of yours." Luna's tail whipped out and slapped Celestia on the butt hard enough to make a loud noise echo in the room and sting a little. Oddly enough after Luna moved her tail and walked away, Celestia wanted to feel that again, perhaps a few dozen more times, but... she'd save that for a more private moment later on. No need to allow her lovely wives to see her enjoy something as debased as spanking.

Celestia followed her sister, doing her best to not look at Luna's raised tail, or at the succulent prize just beneath it. Needless to say she failed. Once at the bed Luna stopped and Celestia bumped into her. Luna looked back at Celestia. "Dear sister, how eager are you?"

Celestia's face was on fire now. "Sh-shut up."

Luna chuckled and looked back at Pinkie. "Oh my, where are your clever retorts? It seems you've forgotten them."

Pinkie Pie reached out and stroked Luna's cheek. "Oh, Luna, my moon. Please don't be too mean to Celly Belly. She's really nervous, and maybe a little scared about being intimate with you."

Luna smiled warmly for a moment. "My moon..." Then her eyes widened. "Scared?" she looked back at Celestia. "Sister, is this true?"

Celestia stuck her muzzle up and walked over to the bed. "Why would I be scared? It's not like I'm about to do something with you, in front of Pinkie, that I would never, ever have admitted to doing or wanting to do since you came here to me all those many moons ago after being rescued by Twilight."

Luna pursed her lips. "Sister, if you... I'm sorry. Please forgive my rudeness. I will make this as pleasurable for you as it will be for Pinkie. I swear."

Celestia glanced back at her. "You better." she caught herself and looked away climbing onto the bed and behind Pinkie. It wasn't a very effective hiding spot. "What I mean is, I don't even know."

Luna climbed onto the bed in front of Pinkie pie. "No, no, it's fine. I will do my best, I promise. For both of you."

Pinkie leaned back into Celestia's fur. Spreading her legs wide open for Luna to see everything. Celestia regretted being behind Pinkie now because she couldn't see much from here. Though the dampness on the bed sheet was more than enough of a hint to tell her what Luna was getting to see. Pinkie purred as she looked over at Celestia. "Don't worry, we'll both take care of you."

Celestia swallowed dryly. "Thank you. Both of you. I love you both very much."

Luna scooted forward and put her forelegs on either side of Pinkie's round belly. "We love you too, don't we, Pinkie?"

Pinkie Pie nodded. "Of course we do."

Luna leaned forward and pressed her lips to Pinkie's. Pinkie Pie seemed to melt into Luna's luscious lips, her hooves reaching out and groping Luna's neck. Pinkie's hips thrust a little as the kiss deepened. The wet sound of their lips filled Celestia's ears, and the sight of their tongues twisting and writhing against one another was only too enjoyable. It was surprisingly hot to watch her sister making out with a pony, an old feeling, and fleeting memories of when they had a harem filled her mind.

Luna pulled away from Pinkie Pie after a couple of minutes. A trail of saliva connecting them. Luna looked over to Celestia, before Celestia could even start to understand what was happening Luna's head darted forward and pressed against Celestia’s. For a moment Celestia froze, her body instinctively wanting to pull away. She was kissing her sister. She was kissing her sister and could feel a tongue brushing against her lips. Then the dam broke and Celestia realized with a shock that she was kissing Luna back. Their tongues having no need to restrain themselves as they kissed deep, wet and passionate. For once, Celestia didn’t have to restrain herself, she could go as deep, and as hard as she wanted and Luna could take it without problem, furthermore she could push back with just as much enthusiasm. Celestia melted into Luna's mouth, the entire world washing away from them as they continued kissing.

Minutes seemed to go by without much notice. Every now and then they'd switch partners. Celestia would kiss Pinkie, Pinkie would kiss Luna, and Luna would kiss Celestia. They lost themselves in this triangle of lust. Though she knew deep down that this was just the beginning.

Luna was the first one to break the chain. Her mouth missed Pinkie's lips and went straight for Pinkie's neck. Pinkie let out a groan of pleasure from the kiss. Luna scooted herself back a little as her head continued to plant kisses down over Pinkie's chest, and then her barrel, and then soon Luna’s head vanished between Pinkie's legs. Celestia watched in pure fascination as Luna's large tongue ran up the length of Pinkie's groin and the pink mare thrust her hips forward, arched her back and loosed a moan so loud, so filthy, that Celestia thought she might lose herself in it.

Celestia wrapped a wing around Pinkie, going over her shoulder and then across her chest. Pinkie grabbed onto the wing tightly as Luna continued working her magical mouth across Pinkie's nethers. Luna looked up and paused only briefly to pull back, her muzzle covered in sticky fluids. "You taste even better than the first time."

Pinkie reached out, and pushed Luna’s head back down. "Shhh, no talky, just licky."

Luna smiled as she got back to work. Celestia envied Pinkie for getting such a delightful pleasure. She wanted something too. Seeming to sense this desire in Celestia, Pinkie looked up at her. "C-could you sit on my face?"

Celestia smiled. "I thought you'd never ask."

Celestia rolled away letting Pinkie fall back onto the bed. She could feel it herself, she was already leaving a mess and the bed had a large enough damp spot where her rear had been to prove it. Well Pinkie had asked, and she would be given what she asked for. Celestia got up, walked over Pinkie Pie and Luna, and then slowly dropped her rear toward Pinkie's face. She felt it as Pinkie moved her head decidedly more toward Celestia's tail and then something hot and wet lashed out making Celestia moan.

Luna looked up, and she couldn't hide the joy in her eyes as she saw exactly where Pinkie's head was. Celestia gasped as that tongue of Pinkie's continued its passionate pursuit. "P-Pinkie, that's the w-wrong hole."

Celestia let out another deep and satisfied moan as Pinkie’s tongue was busy violating her rear end. With that muzzle shoved between her cheeks and watching her sister eating out Pinkie, Celestia couldn't help it, she began to move her hips, grinding her rear end over Pinkie's mouth. Luna pulled away at that moment and crawled up to Celestia. Before Celestia could do anything Luna’s mouth met with Celestia's nethers and that tongue of her sisters began to work its way over her. Celestia lost it, she couldn't fight this pleasure, this irritable heat. She threw her head back and allowed herself to moan freely as she was attacked from both ends by those delicious tongues.

It wasn't too much longer before Celestia lost herself completely. She let out a final ear piercing moan and fell backward off of Pinkie and away from Luna. Pinkie and Luna shared a deep and passionate kiss before licking each other’s muzzles clean. Celestia breathed deep and slow from her new position. Her body was burning and her muscles still tingled. Those two had made her orgasm that quickly, and she couldn't believe it.

Pinkie pulled away from Luna and spoke quietly. "Celestia's butt is amazing, it's really hard to breathe in there when her cheeks keep clenching, but by Celestia's solar flares, it's hot."

Luna giggled. "I tend to agree."

Pinkie looked at Luna. "I think it's time that you two do me proper."

Celestia was just barely beginning to get her muscles under control again. She was well aware of the fact they were not done just yet, but she wasn't sure just how much further she could go. They were both tired but Luna seemed to pick up some extra energy somehow. Meanwhile Celestia just felt too old for this much pleasure. She'd just have to get used to it though.

Luna helped Celestia with slipping on the strap-on, and then lathered it in a pink viscous lube that smelled faintly of strawberries. She then put on a strap-on of her own and did the same. While Luna was preparing herself, Pinkie Pie climbed up onto Celestia's belly and straddled herself there. Celestia could feel it as Pinkie reached back and moved the toy to be in a better position. One push later and Pinkie was biting her lower lip as she slid herself over the toy. Once secure Pinkie looked back at Luna who climbed on top of them and positioned herself just right.

Pinkie's eyes widened as Luna pushed forward. Pinkie's hooves gripped tight onto the bed sheets and she let out a grunt as Luna pushed herself deep. Pinkie ground her teeth. "F-fudge, that's, a-ah."

Luna leaned forward and purred. "Is this too much for you?"

Pinkie shook her head. "N-no, g-golly this is, g-good. I feel so full."

Luna thrust her hips hard and Pinkie let out one of the lewdest noises that Celestia had ever heard a pony make. From there on Celestia and Luna took turns thrusting themselves in a steady rhythm. Each time they did Pinkie would make a debased noise of animalistic pleasure. The harder they moved the more Pinkie seemed to lose herself into the pleasure. She even tried to speak a few times but her words just came out as mixed up sounds. It wasn't long before Pinkie was screaming with the pleasure filling her, the scream broke into a whinny once or twice but she didn't hold herself back, or hide her true pleasure, she just lost herself into the world of sexual lust and pleasures that these two could offer her. Only at the very height of her scream did Pinkie's eyes roll into the back of her skull and she fell forward before closing her eyes.

Luna and Celestia slowed to a stop after that. Pulling themselves out and rolling the sleeping Pinkie over onto the bed. Celestia smiled at her. "She passed out."

Luna smiled. "I haven't been able to cum yet, you know."

Celestia was feeling the need to release herself a second time as well. Luna of course had the most wonderful, and horrible of ideas. The two of them took positions next to Pinkie's face with their respective nethers hanging just above the sleeping mare and dripping onto Pinkie's fur. Celestia reached out and grabbed Luna, while Luna did the same for Celestia. They worked in steady, fast and hard rhythms to help each other finish all over Pinkie's sleeping face, letting their juices fall onto the mare's slumbering face. Not until they'd both came at the same time, giving Pinkie a dirty bath did they finally stop.

They took the next few minutes to relax. Laying in one another's embrace and watching the mare sleep. It slowly dawned on them, they were still not finished. There were more mares to please, there were always more mares to please. However, even with that said, Luna had the most delightful of ideas. "After we're done here, should we return to your room? I would like to show you personally what I can do as a stallion."

Celestia nuzzled into Luna's fur. "I think I'd like that."

***

Celestia spoke. "Okay, listen, I know we're all excited about this. I just wanted to let you know where we were going, and that I already have planned fun activities for all of us, I've written down a list of the activities that I suspect we'll all enjoy the most."

Luna smiled. "It'll be so much fun."

Pinkie agreed. "So fun."

Rarity groaned groggily as she began waking up. "Fun."

Twilight chimed in with a question. "When do we leave, my love."

Celestia smiled, just hearing those words always made her heart soar with pride. "I was hoping we could leave tonight. Don't worry about the castle, we'll just be gone for long enough that nopony will miss me and the council can take care of things here. If there's another attempted revolt, me and Luna will quall it on our return trip."

Luna clapped her hooves together. "Oh sex, vacation, fun, and a potential for violence! You really have thought of everything.”

Celestia wasn't quite sure that Luna should be happy to think there might be a revolt. It was of course meant as a joke. Or perhaps Luna was playing a long joke on her, sometimes it was hard to tell with her. She'd question Luna later, in private, and preferably out of earshot of the others. A private investigation could be fun. Some part of Celestia missed the day when she had stronger morals, about a week ago, but being completely free like this with her own sister nonetheless, was something she had never realized she desired until it happened. It didn't hurt that it also brought Luna closer to her.

Then again, she could say the same thing about any and all of her lovely little wives. Perhaps she'd enjoy watching them pair off with each other eventually too, assuming they hadn't already. This was a weird relationship.

***

It was much later into the evening. The sun had finally set outside, and Twilight was pacing in front of her friends. They were all wearing saddlebags, with minimal packing. Twilight had advised they pack light so they could sneak out of the castle easier. She knew the protocol. If Celestia was leaving for a long time, she couldn't let ponies see her go, otherwise it would cause chaos and that was the last thing she needed.

Looking at them she nodded in approval. Even Pinkie Pie and Rarity had packed light. Twilight finally stopped in front of them and spoke in a clear, commanding tone. "Alright everypony, I think we should be good when the princesses summon us. This way we won't hinder them."

Rarity spoke. "Twilight, shouldn't we just be calling them our wives?"

"Shh, Marshmallow, I'm doing a thing here."

Rarity blinked a few times as if she wasn't quite sure what to make of that. Rainbow Dash snickered. Twilight continued. "Pinkie, do you have the blueprints of the castle?"

Pinkie nodded. "Yepperoni!"

"Good, I didn't even have to ask you to get them."

"Aw shucks, Twilight, what do you take me for? What kind of self respecting party pony doesn't have blueprints to Celestia's castle?"

Twilight smiled. "I knew I could count on you."

Pinkie fluttered her eyes. "You can always count on me. For more than just blueprints you know."

Rainbow Dash took a step forward. "You can count on me too! For, more than whatever Pinkie's offering."

Everypony looked at her, and it was clear that Rainbow Dash swiftly regretted her interruption. Her head lowered slightly and her cheeks turned beat red. This wouldn't do. Twilight walked up to her, and using a wing she lifted Rainbow's chin. "I know, Champ. I can count on you, and I do count on you. I promise."

The warm heart melting look that Rainbow Dash gave her in that moment was worth more than a thousand words. Even Pinkie Pie was smiling like it was the sweetest thing she ever saw. The moment was brief but as Twilight pulled away to continue her lecture she hoped that it would be enough to make Rainbow Dash feel validated. Whatever it was that Rainbow Dash wanted, Twilight wanted to give it to her. It was hard to see Rainbow Dash look... vulnerable like that. She needed her brave weather pony to be strong and valiant.

Twilight rolled those words around out loud for a moment. "Strong, valiant, brave..."

Rarity interrupted her. "Um, Twilight, darling, as much as we love seeing you and Rainbow Dash being all dreamy eyed, can you get on with the plan please? Before one of us messes it up for our wives?"

"Right, plan, that's what we're here for. Planning, lectures, um... blueprints!"

Pinkie was already handing out the blueprint she had. Twilight took one good look at it, gave a polite and endearing nod and spoke, "Okay, so the plan should be that we gather together in the west hall, where there is a large painting depicting Celestia battling the hordes of changelings on the mountain of Skragg. Just behind the painting is a tunnel that leads out to a series of secret passages beneath the castle. From there we will exit into the Crystal mines, ignore the skeletons, they've been there for almost a thousand years. From there we go down a series of steep stairs built into the side of a giant chasm glowing with green with dark magic. After that we will exit into the backside of the Everfree Forest, and we can safely make our way out to a secret landing port where an airship, specifically a cloud ship used for espionage will be waiting for us. We will clamber aboard and set sail for the Crystal Kingdom. Any questions?"

The door opened up behind Twilight and both Celestia and Luna walked in. "Yes, I do have one."

Twilight beamed at her wife. "Yes!"

"What if I have different plans for our transit?"

Celestia and Luna flanked each of Twilight's sides. Twilight frowned. "Well, there are the back up plans of course, but we never really practiced those much. I fear you'll need to instruct me on where to go and how to act."

Luna laughed. "Oh, Twilight. We have a much simpler solution."

Twilight looked up at Luna, who nodded to Celestia. She turned her gaze to Celestia who's horn began to glow with golden light and the entire room was washed in it's warm glow. "Simple, Twilight." the world flashed before them and there was a loud pop. Twilight blinked, and as the world reasserted itself between the flash of the golden light she found herself, they all found themselves, inside Celestia's bed chambers inside the Crystal Kingdom's castle. Celestia finished her explanation. "Teleporting."

Twilight laid down. "But, all my hard work, and planning."

Luna giggled. "All ruined so we could make this more convenient. Isn't that wonderful?"

Twilight groaned as she buried her head into her forelegs.

Celestia pet the top of Twilight's head. "Oh don't pout. We're all here now, and we'll be going to the Bluebird manner tomorrow. For tonight, food, family, and some more... adult fun."