That One Time: Harem Honeymoon Uncensored and Uncut

Chapter Eight: Of New Homes and Loving Tones

Written by TheCrimsonDM

Well Celestia was pretty much out of options. It was time to go, and Twilight was still out of it. She was awake, but not exactly what one would call presentable. Rarity was also awake but faring a lot better, though she also looked absolutely guilt ridden. Celestia and Luna hadn't dragged these two out to meet the others yet, but they were about to leave so she'd have to introduce them to Twilight 'once again out of her gord' Sparkle. Could she not last more than three days without going insane? This marriage was going to be a nightmare if Twilight kept doing these crazy things, but she loved her Twilight regardless.

Luna nodded. "All ready to go and meet the others?"

"About as ready as I am to be hoofed."

Luna's eyes widened. "SISTER!, that is quite possibly the most inappropriate thing I have heard you say yet."

Celestia smiled. "Even a full grown stallion hoofing me isn't as large as you were my dear sister."

Rarity blinked. "Woah, did you two like, have sex with, each other?"

Celestia ignored the question. "Come now, we shall go meet the others now."

Twilight blinked and stumbled a few steps. "Can I watch you two do it?"

Celestia felt her face burning with the fury of the surface of her sun. "Twilight."

"Please, I'll be quiet."

Luna giggled. "You wanted to be inappropriate and it backfired on my sister. Perhaps we should invite her, she could learn a thing or two."

"I wanna learn. Pwease teach me." The way Twilight looked up at her, with bright pink, puppy dog eyes and a trembling lip just shattered Celestia's heart.

"I'll think about it." Celestia promised. Celestia lifted Twilight up in a golden aura and dropped her over her back. "Let's go already."

With the doped up Twilight, a surprisingly calm and happy Rarity and her embarrassing sister, Celestia led the way out of the break room and down the hall. Everypony was to meet up in the grand hall before one final teleport. This time a lot faster, and easier than the first one. Still she knew these mares, these crazy, loving mares. Something was bound to go wrong.

Once in the grand hall she found that much to her surprise all four of her other wives were here and waiting for them already. All eyes were almost instantly on Twilight and then Rarity and back to Twilight. They knew.

Twilight was the first one to speak. "Hey guys, did you know that Celestia is like, really, really, really warm?"

Celestia felt Twilight squeeze her legs around her side as if trying to give her a big hug. Celestia murmured to herself, "I think they all found out already."

Rainbow Dash shot a glare at Pinkie. "What did you do?"

Pinkie gasped and put a hoof on her chest. "ME! I did nothing, nothing I say!"

Rarity seemed to snap out of her slumber, fall off of Luna, and then pick herself up before she walked over to Applejack and nuzzled into her side. "Mmm, it was me. I was borrowing Pinkie's room for some private relaxation when Twilight joined me quite by surprise. Now I'm all warm a fuzzy, this marshmallow is practically melting."

Applejack coughed a few times and gave an awkward hug to Rarity. "Okay, so, these two decided to start the party early, Ah reckon. Do we just ignore 'em fer now?"

Celestia let out a sigh. "I suppose we have too."

Luna giggled. "I think it's adorable. Though I agree, we should get over to our new place as soon as possible before Shining Armor sees his little sister in this state. He may not find it as amusing as we do."

There was a chill silence that fell over the grand hall. Celestia's horn lit up and she teleported everyone over as quickly as she could. Luna was right, there were few things that she could do that would anger her previous captain of the royal guard, and getting his little sister higher than Luna's moon was probably one of them. They all reappeared in front of the giant manor. The green grass stood all around them, the hedges green and vibrant with crystal flowers growing out of them here or there and sparkling in the midday sun's light. The road leading to the front steps was paved with red bricks and wound around a giant fountain and some benches. This was a place designed as much for beauty as it was for relaxation. Even Celestia had to admit this was a place she could spend countless hours at. There was even a bed of flowers, dandelions and daisies if she saw them right. She was going to have to keep Twilight away, especially in this mindset. She'd eat the whole darn flower bed.

Together they went toward the doors with Celestia leading them. To be truthful she had actually not visited this place in person, rather relying on photos of what the place looked like to make her decision for this to be her new vacation home. She was going to need one in Ponyville as well... or perhaps she could simply share the bed of whichever wife she was visiting at the time. Which reminded her she was really going to have to set up some kind of schedule for this. Perhaps a day of the week for each of her wives, plus a day for them all to share together. Any missed days though would cause some problems, and with her and Luna so busy so much of the time, this would prove to be a little rough but they'd figure it out. She was sure of it.

Opening the doors was like revealing a whole new world to them all. The walls were a soft lavender in color, Only off of Twilight's shade by enough to distinguish them apart from each other. The floor was a gentle bubblegum pink. There were three stories to this place, and each one was rather open. The first floor was dedicated to a lounge and relaxation room, including but not limited to a fireplace, and a library. There were stairs leading up in the back and going up it, they got to the second floor. This is where they would spend most of their daily routines. Kitchen, dining room, and all those necessities including a couple of bathrooms. The beds were also in here, and pretty open to the whole place. There was of course a massive circular bed in the center and then separate beds for each of her six wives nearby. But no walls or separate rooms just one big open space. This didn’t look like the photos Luna had given her.

Pinkie gasped. "So you really mean we'll get our orgy after all?"

Luna smiled. "Oh that might just happen, we'll all be sleeping together in the same room after all."

Celestia glanced at her sister. "These are not the photos you showed me."

Luna beamed. "Oh, are they not? Hmm, perhaps I got them mixed up with that other manor you were looking at."

Celestia decided not to show her disapproval of the bed chambers. She couldn't help but to notice that the others all seemed a little concerned about this set up. Even they were sure to desire their privacy but that would be figured out in due time. Going to the third floor they found a large open area with a second library, an arts area complete with any tools needed for their crafts, a greenhouse was up here as well, and an obstacle course set up for flying through, it looked like an overly complex bird cage.

Finally they got to the roof where there was everything from a Jacuzzi, large enough for all of them at once, to a massive swimming pool in the shape of a blue bird. Barbeque area, and sunbathing area. It was all here. There were not much in the way of servants of course, this was designed very much to Celestia's preference, which meant private, only for her and her wives eyes only.

Celestia looked down at her wives and found that awkward sleeping quarters aside they all looked ecstatic. Even Twilight who was still half dazed and mumbling something about wanting to go swimming was excited. Celestia decided she was going to not let Twilight go to the top floor alone for a while. No an alicorn couldn't die from drowning, but it was a horribly painful experience and she wished to keep that particular fake death away from Twilight for as long as possible.

In some ways Celestia thought that dying of radiation poisoning had been easier, but that was probably only because she was unconscious for most of it.

***

It was a couple hours after arriving into the Bluebird Manor that Rainbow Dash had found a surprisingly comfortable and somewhat hidden spot on the third floor. There was a series of large cages with various platforms, and connected by tunnels that one could fly through with ease. Some part of her thought it was probably meant for pony-sized avian species but it worked for her just fine and let her finally work out some of that anxiety and stress in her bones by flying to her heart’s content through an obstacle course. It also made for great training for the day she became a Wonderbolt, which at this point couldn't be that far away, she was a princess now she could just demand to join them... but that would ruin it if she hadn't earned the place on the team first.

The bars were mostly blue, and matched her fur fairly well. So when she did eventually take a rest on one of the platforms she found herself looking back at bars behind and under her. The platform she was on was made from some yellow foam substance, hard but soft at the same time. It was comfortable. She felt like perhaps she could rest here for a long time without even being found. There wasn't really much privacy here, the exact opposite of the castle she spent the last week of her life living in but she was content here.

There was a loud banging sound from behind her. She nearly jumped as she turned around and saw Twilight Sparkle flapping her wings in a labored manner as she bumped from side to side in the tunnel trying to fly up to where Rainbow Dash was. Rainbow Dash let out a sigh and flew down to Twilight, what she didn't intend was for Twilight to flap her wings giving her one powerful jolt upwards just as Rainbow Dash approached and for her to collide into Rainbow Dash. The two of them collided midair, and crashed into the side of the tunnel, bouncing off of it and landing on a lower platform. It was indeed very spongy and soft, almost like clouds so they weren't really hurt, but they did land with Rainbow Dash on top of Twilight.

Their eyes locked on and Rainbow Dash swallowed. "H-hey, uh, Twiggle WIggle."

Twilight breathed. "Champ."

Twilight’s eyes were still a bit pink. Rainbow Dash had to be careful, she was probably still out of it a little. "So uh, how's the uh... trip?"

"If you mean to reference the fact that I was 'hot boxed' by Rarity using Pinkie’s stash and am coming down from a high I never intended, then you could say awful."

"Is it really that bad?"

"No, and that's the problem. It's still really nice and I hate that."

Rainbow Dash set her weight down a little more firmly on Twilight's lower half. "Oh come on, if it’s not bad, why not give it a try again in the future. In a more controlled space though, I don't think the castle is the best place for that. Despite what Pinkie says."

Twilight's entire face was beet red. "Well... maybe... if you were there?"

Rainbow Dash smiled. "I can do that for you. That can't be all you came up to ask me though... or is it, your still a little out of it."

"I am perfectly fine and in my mental faculties again, I just can't make my wings work the way I want them to."

Rainbow Dash leaned forward. Twilight certainly seemed more or less back to normal, but having learned from a new experience. That was good, Twilight needed to let her hair down sometimes. "So what did you come here for?"

Twilight offered a weak smile. "Well... for you. I... you..." Twilight gulped. She looked frightened and Rainbow Dash wasn't sure what to say or do to help out. Rainbow Dash just wanted to come clean, to tell Twilight about how she felt and just get it all out in the open, but she knew Twilight might not respond well to that. So Rainbow Dash began to stand up when Twilight hooked her legs around Rainbow's back and pulled her into a tight embrace. "NO! Don’t go away. I... I love you."

Rainbow Dash looked down into Twilight's eyes. "Twilight... I love you too."

"No, you don't understand." Twilight shook her head. "I'm in love with you. Just like with Celestia. I want you to be mine. To-to do stuff with. Like kissing and sex, and drugs."

Rainbow Dash snickered. "The last one we could do either wa- did you just say you want to have sex with me?"

Twilight bit her lower lip. She gave the most timid of nods. All of Rainbow's gusto vanished in an instant. She realized very quickly, she was on top of Twilight, their faces were only inches away, their body heat was already being shared, and she could feel it as Twilight's hot body pressed against her own. It was exactly what she had asked for, but was afraid might not happen.

"Twilight, I'm in love with you too." Rainbow Dash leaned forward and pressed her lips against Twilight's. They shared a long, beautiful kiss. Only once she pulled away did she feel Twilight relaxing in her embrace. "Love you."

Twilight giggled. "Love you too."

Rainbow went back for another kiss. This time she found that Twilight didn't even have the patience to wait to open her mouth and invite Rainbow's tongue in. She was still surprised to taste that grape-flavored tongue shoved in her mouth but she was more than happy with it. Twilight's hooves ran up and down the length of Rainbow's sides, each stroke bringing a hot tingle of pleasure to Rainbow Dash's senses. Only once one of Twilight's hooves landed on Rainbow Dash's rear did Rainbow Dash realize just what Twilight really wanted.

She pulled away as Twilight's horn lit up and something hot, tingly and vibrating leaned against Rainbow Dash's rear end. Rainbow Dash looked back to see a pink tendril of energy floating there and tickling her rear. Oh, oh no, Twilight learned a new spell. "Man, this is too bad."

The spell vanished and Twilight’s eyes widened. "What, why? What did I do wrong?"

Rainbow Dash looked back at her. "Too bad that this place was so clean, because we're about to make a big mess."

Twilight relaxed and playfully pushed against Rainbow Dash's chest. "Don't scare me like that."

"Sorry, sorry, I couldn’t help it. But uh, hey, one request."

Twilight nodded.

"Let's not use any weird spells the first time? I want to feel your body with mine. We can use toys and spells later okay?"

Twilight smiled. "Okay, I can do that.”

They went back to kissing, and this time, there were no more interruptions as they proceeded to make quite the mess of the birdcage. It was too bad that anypony who stumbled up into this room had to hear them. Sure it was hard to see them up here, but there was no hiding the sounds of their lust as they proceeded to break in this new home.

Twilight squirmed underneath Rainbow’s gentle, hot hooves. As their tongues wrestled playfully, filling her mouth with the skittles flavor of one of her best friends, one of her wives, and one of her loves, Twilight felt herself melting into Rainbow’s body. Those blue hooves drew hot lines of passion down Twilight’s sides and toward her rump where they squeezed her ass. Twilight’s own hooves were seeking purchase anywhere they could on Rainbow’s body, groping her wings, her sides and finally that well-toned and muscly ass.

Rainbow let out a moan as Twilight’s hooves massaged her rear. When Rainbow Dash pulled away, Twilight grew fearful that she may lose her passionate lover. The fear only lasted a moment as Rainbow’s lips met with Twilight’s neck. The way she kissed Twilight’s neck, giving it a gentle suck with each kiss told her she was going to have hickeys but who cared?

Rainbow Dash shifted her rear leg in-between Twilight’s and felt it rubbing up against her nethers. Meanwhile Rainbow moved her own soaking wet marehood over Twilight’s rear leg. For a moment Twilight was confused, unused to sexual intercourse with a pony her own size, she’d tried this with Celestia or Luna. Then Rainbow Dash began to slowly gyrate her hips against Twilight’s leg moaning with pleasure before returning to kiss her. Twilight followed suit, rubbing herself against Rainbow Dash’s leg with just as much enthusiasm.

The fires of passion burned through the two of them as they made hot sticky love. Rubbing their juices over each other’s legs and moaning between breaths. They continued like this for some time. Eventually Twilight felt it as her body burned with a bright fury of lust and passion fueling into a final climax. She threw her head back and let out a deep groan as she came, leaving a messy trail of sticky fluids over Rainbow’s leg and onto the foam mat they lay on.

Rainbow Dash purred. “Are you done already?”

Twilight groaned. “I, I d-don’t have-“

“Shh. It’s okay love. I can finish myself.”

Twilight blinked. “No.” Her horn lit up and Rainbow Dash was lifted into the air. Twilight rolled over onto her stomach and stuck her horn upward. She slowly lifted Rainbow’s rear end toward her horn.

“T-Twilight, what are you doing?”

“Ride me like your little whorsy slut.”

Before Rainbow had a chance to ask what she meant, Twilight slid Rainbow Dash down over her horn. The tightness of Rainbow’s entrance squeezed around Twilight’s horn making her nearly scream in newfound pleasure. Rainbow wasn’t much different as she slid down to Twilight’s base with a wet, sticky groan. Rainbow’s juices drizzled down soaking into Twilight’s mane but she hardly cared as Rainbow dash began to move, driving the fire of pleasure and ecstasy further into Twilight’s heart.

Rainbow Dash was groaning loudly as she thrust her hips over Twilight’s horn. Nearly screaming. “I’ve never had anyone inside me before.”

Even if both Luna and Celestia had enjoyed their marriage night with Rainbow Dash, to hear they hadn’t gone inside her gave Twilight a spark of pleasure. It was almost like taking rainbow’s virginity herself.

Twilight moaned as the pressure on her horn doubled. Rainbow was groaning loudly, her nethers making a wet schlicking sound as they slid up and down her horn. Twilight couldn’t believe it. Her horn was burning. She moaned as newfound pleasure burst forth inside of her. At the same time, Rainbow loosed a loud scream of her own.

Something new came from Twilight’s horn. She felt it as something built up in her horn and then pumped furiously into Rainbow’s womb. Pump after pump Twilight felt magical excess pouring into Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash groaned and fell over and off of Twilight’s horn with a wet pop and leaving a trail of the pink glowing spunk trailing down over Twilight’s face and then Twilight watched as it poured forth from Rainbow’s entrance spilling out onto the mat in a sticky pool.

Twilight leaned forward and began to lick Rainbow Dash clean. Rainbow squirmed. “O-ow, be gentle. That, was, rough. Amazing, but I’m kinda tender.”

Twilight moved her tongue softly this time. Cleaning all of her own mess from Rainbow Dash. “Okay, champ. Now let me clean you up.”

Rainbow Dash just lay there, useless, spent and giving soft noises of pleasure as Twilight cleaned her. Twilight never knew that even her horn could be used as a sexual organ, nor that her own magical excess tasted so much like candy. She would have to ask if Celestia or Luna… or even Rarity, could do that to her later.