Celestia Protects Her Human Friends
Her glorious majesty Princess Celestia sat upon her golden throne. Her eyes were closed, and she was smiling happily as the power of friendship and love flowed through her. With her omnipresent sight, she was able to see that her little ponies were making the recent arrivals into Equestria feel welcome.
These recent arrivals were humans. All across the planet of Equus, she could feel the love between humans and ponies. Every pet, belly rub, ear scratch these humans gave her little ponies fed her power. Not to mention, the passionate sex they shared together. The plump posteriors of her little ponies were bouncing up and down upon some of the more eager humans.
However, the most powerful magical boost for her and her little ponies came from wholesome cuddles between humans and ponies. This was raw friendship power. Her little ponies’ cutie marks glowed with blinding light as raw friendship power came flowing into their bodies. The pool of magic of her subjects increased with the empowering friendship essence. The physical durability and strength of her little ponies increased ever further as the humans continued to give her little ponies tender affection.
Ponies were like friendship batteries. Ponies had soft and warm cubbly bodies. The humans would never grow tired cuddling them. The more friendship and love one gives them, the stronger they become. And yet, her ponies didn’t abuse their powers. Her little ponies could easily smash these humans into a bloody paste, but such an action was inconceivable to them.
Humans were after all utterly defenceless. Their bodies had nowhere near the strength and durability of ponies. These humans were at their mercy. Fortunately for them, ponies indeed showed mercy. Empathy and compassion seemed to be written into a pony’s very DNA.
Princess Celestia found that humans needed a loving pony to look after them and keep them safe. Human bodies were frail and mortal. However, under the caring hooves of an immortal pony, they would be imbued with immortality through the magic of friendship. Princess Celestia and her little ponies were only too eager to help these poor humans. The humans in turn would help to ensure their safety by feeding their pony guardians friendship and love.
Princess Celestia stood up upon her four legs. The mighty, snowy white alicorn towered over her two earth pony Royal Guards standing guard on either side of her throne. The mare trotted forward to stand in front of her two guards. She turned back to her guards with a sultry look before she began to shake her well-endowed rump from side to side, which created a loud meaty slapping sound of flesh slapping against flesh.
She giggled with a hoof over her mouth as her guards stared at her with an ‘O’ shape on their faces. This was followed by the sound of clanking metal, which emanated between their back hind legs.
This silly interaction with her guards was quickly forgotten about. She sensed a cold, dark presence in the throne room. Another Princess Celestia materialized out of thin air behind her. This new Celestia sat herself down upon the golden throne behind her. The guards looked at this newcomer with a confused look on their faces.
With haste, Celestia with a flash from her horn teleported her guards to safety, away from this new Celestia.
“Good. Let’s talk one to one,” spoke the new Celestia with an angelic voice, much like her own. Although, slightly deeper.
“Why have you come here?” she asked.
The new Celestia sighed deeply. “I have a simple request. Hand over your humans to me. You took them from me when I was about to invade Earth.”
“They are safe and happy in my Equestria. Why should I hand them over to you?”
“A counter offer then. I can deliver you a shipment of ponification potions to purify these apes.”
“Purify? What do you mean?” she spoke in a low voice in horror.
“Surely you jest? You know full well that these humans are not perfect like us ponies. They are irredeemable, stupid, savage apes.”
“Nobody is perfect. You're living a false delusion to think all ponies are perfect.”
“Human lives are measured in years and decades. They wither and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Humans are nothing when compared to a pony.”
“Not true. The magic of human and pony friendship allows a human to be immortal. Humans in my Equestria are making sweet love to my little ponies at this very moment. They are also having children together of their choice, human or pony.”
The new Celestia narrowed her eyes and glared down at her angrily. “You disgust me. Why are you breeding with them? These vile apes will corrupt your Equestria, and Equus itself if you allow them to populate. They will destroy Equus like they destroyed Earth.”
“Tell me how they would do that? Ponies cannot be harmed by any craft they possess. Nor would many even want to harm us. Humans cry out my name while making sweet love to me or my little ponies. They worship me as a goddess. They consider me the saviour of humanity. For with my loving hooves, I reached out to them when they cried out for help on their ruined world. I saved the last small pockets of humanity that were left from extinction. I gave them hope in the darkness of a universe that does not care about them. Their population is slowly recovering from the great cataclysm they had suffered.”
“You haven’t saved humanity. You need my help to save them. All you have done is semi-tamed them with your overpowering cuteness and sexyness. Now, hand over your humans. I need to purify them to rid them of their savage nature.”
“No!” she screamed, stomping her two front hooves, creating two huge craters in the floor. “I will protect my human friends! You will not lay a hoof on them!” she shouted.
“Your love for humans has clearly slowed your mind. Very well, I shall leave you to your fate. Do feel free to call me when your Equestria falls to darkness from human corruption. I will gladly help---” she stopped speaking when she was subsequently blasted by a wave of magic from the other Celestia. This new Celestia closed her eyes, falling unconscious from the spell.
“You are not leaving here. You are a danger to every sapient-minded life form in existence,” she turned to face the golden door of her throne room. ”Guards!”
Her guard came trotting in, gave her a salute, and said “Yes? Your majesty.”
“Take her to the dungeons. Get humans down to belly rub this monster into submission. She needs to be purified of her anti-human ways. She needs to experience the full power of human and pony love whether she likes it or not.”
They simply nodded, and dragged the unconscious Celestia out of the room.
A single tear fell down Celestia's cheek. She didn't want to do this to her evil counterpart, but she felt like she had no other choice. This monster had to be stopped.
