"Whoa... this place is amazing!" The gamer smiled looking at all the stalls with very impressive cosplays in every single one from the merchant, Xur, and a few other familiar characters from the many series other games.

All had very good cosplays like they were all the real deal and not one looked fake.

But that was the thing it looked 'too' real if that is possible for cosplay.

Then again... where was he?

He couldn't recall how he got here, he just remembered going to bed and everything was all fuzzy like white noise still none the less this place was amazing!

All the stuff that the vendors were selling was top-notch! From a full set of Mark VII Mjoinar armor from halo infinite to something smaller like a Kuro Kara Kuri flame toys Tarn action figure that was still in the box!!!

It was overwhelming!

Looking down at one vendor he went wide-eyed seeing two things that caught his eye.

A helmet and a plushie.

"Greetings friend do Ra Dato's wares interest you?" Looking up he smiled upon seeing a familiar-looking creature before him.

The cat people of Elder scrolls... A Khajiit.

The dude's cosplay looks like it was made from real fur and the guy's contacts were amazing.

"Um... yes these two my cat friend," He told the Cat who smiled.

"Ahhhh these two are quite an interesting choice to pick. Tell Ra Dato why do you feel drawn to these two items?" The Khajiit asked.

"Well," The potential buyer smiled. "Guess you can say it might have to do something with the two series that these are from. Both series I dearly enjoy even though I never did get to see either one though till the end,"

"Ra Dato sees do you wish to buy these items from Ra Dato?" The Khajiit asked in his thieve's guild-looking leather armor from Skyrim.

"Yes, I would like that very much if... I can afford them," Money was hard to come by right now but he had to have these two items like they were screaming out towards him.

"Ra Dato's prices are reasonable. Ra Dato assures you," The Cat man stated. "The helmet is 10 US dollars and the Plush is 5 US dollars,"

The human went wide-eyed.

"DEAL!" Pulling out his worn wallet from his pants he reached in and pulled out a red credit card. "You take credit?"

"Ra Dato doesn't normally take plastic but Ra Dato likes you and will make expectations," Handing the Khajiit card the cat pulls out a strange device with a credit card chip reader.

After a few moments, the card was handed back to the buyer.

"Pleasure doing business with you," The Khajiit told the buyer who grabbed the card before going to the items he bought. "May your road lead you to warm sands,"

Before he could thank the Khajiit merchant his body began to turn into green digital code before he could scream it was too late he was turned into thin air while the Cat smiled placing down two new items where the helmet and plush once were.

"They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you? You'll be worse. Rip and Tear. Until it is done,"

(???)

Headaches were the worse.

Everyone hates them.

And right now he had one.

That voice and those words though... why was he thinking about doom?

He just got turned into green data.

Opening his eyes he was meet with a familiar sight.

His hands.

'Oh... it was another dream... knew that those costumes were too good to be real... fuck... he kinda wish it was real slightly,'

Closing his eyes he turned on his side on 'his bed' he stopped.

'Wait a second'

The bed...

It felt different.

"Oh hey, he's awake!" A male voice spoke causing him to open his eyes again this time seeing a... deer person?

Lifting himself up he looked at the deer anthro person.

"How you feel brother? You took a nasty fall there," The person stated while the human was kinda freaking out.

"Uhhhh... I'm fine,"

"Oh that's good to hear was kinda worried that that fall would have killed you but your a hardy one aren't you," While the human looked at the "deer's" antlers seeing they weren't thin but slightly larger than normal like a caribou. "Then again I have seen a fellow male like yourself,"

"I uh... where am I?" The human asked.

"Your in the Ponyville clinic brother," The caribou stated which raised a red flag.

"Ponyville?"

"Yeah, where we have whores of all races! We got Dragons, Cats, and if you want some pony puss we got that too,"

RED FLAGS!

RED FLAGS!!

RED FLAGS!!!

The caribou pointed to a trunk in the corner of the room.

"Your stuff is in the truck over there," The caribou stated. "You got some weird stuff but hey you be you, brother,"

Getting up from the bed the human looked down at his body, it took a huge 360 from the body of a thin boney gamer into that of the... doom... guy. The caribou turned to grab something from his desk.

"I just got some paperwork for you to fill out... you know for any medical history and-" The caribou felt a hand on his shoulder before turning and was met with a fist that hit him dead on.

Blood covered his flesh the human lift his fist looking at it before turning back toward the Caribou with jaw punched in and his nose caved in from the impact. Dropping the dead Caribou the human tried to process what he just did...

He killed someone...

And he felt...

Nothing but disgust for the caribou.

He was a G4 My little pony fan before the final seasons that kinda ruined the series but none the less like any fandom there was that dark corner and this was one of them.

Fall of Equestria or FOE for short.

Alternate Universe of MLP where Caribou invade and literally fuck their way to the top.

Sure Ponies were xenophobic and simple-minded but not all were like that... well some not all.

Still doesn't justify rape and slavery of females and brainwashing the men like something out of that Redo healer anime.

Whipping the blood off his fist on a towel he threw it aside before going to a trunk kneeling down in his black trunks, opening it a yellow blur hit him to the ground from the truck.

"MASTER YOUR OK!"

Not preparing for that the displaced human looked down to see a yellow furball with a foxtail.

Blinking the new Doomguy looked at the ball who was wagging her tail with a smile.

"Relemon?"

"Hmhmhm!" The child-like voice spoke. "Are you alright master?"

"I'm... fine how did you-"

"I hid in your backpack! When you feel down I was safe inside your pack but I was so worried about you master!" Relemon snuggled to him. "Then those deer people grabbed you brought you here took off your stuff,"

"Why didn't you come out of the pack?" He asked looking at the wrap pack with the doomguy action figure poking out.

"The deer people scared me... I'm swrry," The slime told him in that child voice that caused the human to smile before petting her.

"It's fine kiddo it's a good thing you hide something to tell me they would have done something very bad if you didn't," He said to which her tag began to wag again.

"What now master?"

"Well Rena I think it's best I get suited up," The human stated.

"Rena?" The relemon asked.

"Sorry I think calling you by your species is kinda wrong... do you not like the name I gave you?" The human asked to which the slime shook her 'head'.

"No! I like it!"

Nodding the slayer reached down for his megaarmor.

"Hey stitches is that new guy up yet or-" The door opened as the Caribou popped his head in but froze up seeing the stranger back on his feet in his green armor with one of the strange wood and metal things in his hands. "Ummmmm,"

The strange pulled the wooden hand on the front of the under barrel back, the Caribou shut the door as another Caribou walked up.

"What is it, brother?" The other asked.

"That guy is up,"

"Oh cool why don't we greet our new brother?"

"Wait I don't think-"

As the Caribou reached for the door only for it to be kicked off its hinges and into the Caribou onto the wall with a crack!

The other caribou turned only to be met at the end of the strange thing the being held, on the being's shoulder was a yellow furball.

"Hi!"

*BANG!*

"Bye!"

Pumping the shotgun as a red shell was ejected before the newly displaced doomguy walked down the halls in the Megaarmor from doom 1998 but with the upgrade parts from the Quake 4 game.

From Advance helmets and arm guards to fully armored legs.

Of course, he had his warppack with the doomed figure on his back.

Going down the hall with Rena on his shoulder the doom marine held the trusty pump shotgun from the first game.

"What was that!" More were coming.

Good...

Let them come!

The new marine smiled under his helmet as the Caribou rounded the corner to see him pointing his shotgun at them.

*BANG!*

(outside the clinic ten minutes later)

"What's going on!" A caribou warrior asked.

"I don't know I think we got another black collar rampage," The other caribou told him.

"Aw fuck! How many?"

"Ummm... we don't know probably a few,"

"Alright is big red on his way?"

"Yeah, he's five minutes out," The caribou warrior shuffled.

"Well get a rack ready for the bitches time for another lesson in respect-"

Before he could finish a Caribou was thrown out a window before crashing down onto the hard stone road breaking his neck.

"What kind of black collar can do that," The younger caribou asked.

"Dragons are on the other side of town and the clinic doesn't have earth ponies or Yaks," The two then looked up to see someone jump from the window.

"Oh fu-" The younger caribou was crushed by the weight of the being while the warrior was grabbed by the neck.

The being's arm was like a snake going for the kill, the Caribou warrior looked to see the stranger from a few days ago that fell from the sky before him.

Before the warrior could move his head was ripped off with his spine following suit by the force of speed and strength.

"Awesome glory kill master!" Rena complemented her master while the marine smiled and scratched her head.

"OVER HERE!" More caribou ran forward with roman style shields and spears. "What?!"

They spotted him.

"It's a male! What's going on here!" The marine then threw the head at them landing right at their feet.

"Shield wall!" The caribou formed up into said formation while the marine looked at them. "Send a message to the prince we got a rogue brother who broke control from the crystal cock's power!"

"Crystal cock?" Rena asked.

"Hey language!" the doom marine looked at her.

Rena lowered herself down.

"They said it first,"

"Doesn't mean you need to repeat it furball," The marine stated.

"MAKE WAY BIG RED IS HERE!" The voice of a Caribou should from behind the two on the other side of the street.

Turning his head he spotted more roman style Caribou with...

'My god... big mac? What have they done to you?' He has seen fan art of the apple family's pony giant as an anthro but this? He was like a damn goblin champion from goblin slayer!

"Um... master?" Rena asked.

"Get in my pack and don't come out until I tell you," The marine said as Rena nodded disappearing in white-blue light.

"Brother! Stand down! I don't know what magic those sluts used on you but you need to fight and join us once again!" The caribou officer should. "We sent a message to the palace for a crystal mage to return you back to normal!"

"Back to normal? Why would I be normal? Being weird rules," The marine whispered to himself reaching out into a blue portal that formed before him he pulled out the rocket launcher.

"You said it master!" Rena's voice spoke in his helmet.

"Rena?" The marine questioned.

"Yep!"

'Oh... right she is a digital monster... she's like my version of VEGA and daisy,'

"Brother stand down! Or we will restrain you!" The caribou officer shouted only to watch as the metal tube the green armored being pulled out from his magic portal and aimed at them before something was fired out of it. "WHAT THE-"

Being turned into blood chucks along with those in front of him that forming a shield wall.

...

Big mac roared as he charged at the green armored male throwing a punch, the giant pony smiled but the being still stood.

"Uh?" The simple-minded red pony blinked looking forward.

The little man held his attack.

"GU!" Big mac had to weigh 750 pounds but the little man threw him into a hardware store like he was a rag doll with surprising strength.

The drugged-up muscle held his head.

"How did little green man do that to Big Mac?" Big mac spoke in a very child-like matter similar to bizarro.

Said little man walked into the store through the large hole made by Big mac being thrown by the green man, walking forward to Big mac the man stopped in front of the garden supplies before reaching out and picking up a large pair of gardening shears.

Big mac watched in horror as the little green man walked forward towards him with the shears opening them and closing them.

"Big Mac didn't mean to hurt little man! Big Mac didn't mean to hurt little man! BIG Mac DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT LITT- AHHHHHHHH!"

Author's Note

So...

Watcha think?

Not too bad?

Hoped you guys enjoyed it, and yeah kinda did a little Zombieland call back at the end of this chapter.

Also yeah decided to do something other than the normal merchant and go with my second favorite Elder scrolls race the Khajiit! It kinda makes since most of them are thieves and merchants but yeah decided to follow with the retro style of gaming since Elder scrolls is old!

So yeah loving this so far and hoped you guys enjoy this fic I make for a call back to the oldies of the gen-x.