Filthy Acts at A Reasonable Price

by Demonic Lemon

. . . Funny Valentine

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The walk was relatively peaceful, no sudden incidents other than that I nearly tripped over my companions & almost dropping my duffle bag because of it. I've also been talking in English for to see if still speak it but not only that I can also speak German, Spanish, & Japanese more fluently. I stop at the realization of the thought of the inhabitants of this world reaction towards me & my companions. Will they react positively or negatively? I remember that Loki mentioned in the note that this world has magic. Does he mean magic like in the movies, games, & anime? Or does he mean magic like where they believe gods are doing shit for them. My mind goes to the thought of these people living in the same era of the Dark Ages in Medieval Europe where witch hunts were a thing. Oh god are they a thing here to? I look down towards the Pokemon, shark puppies, & Stray Cat. I worry about their safety so putting the bag down, which catches the attention of every one of them, & mention Stray Cat to loosen its grip.

"Okay, now this choice is up to you & I won't force you but you'll have to obey my word when it comes to your safety, all right?" They all nod, I turn my attention towards the Pokemon. "All right then, now then, I know that you guys & Stray Cat are the only ones that are capable of defending themselves in when it comes to both physical & elemental attacks but when it comes to magic I don't know. So it's your to choice to either be captured in theses pokeballs or remain free." I explain on to why I'm asking, they begin to understand so now they're all huddled together discussing the decision as I'm pulling out the Pokeballs. Now that I'm not having a mental breakdown I notice that not all the Pokeballs are the usual Red & White design. There are some that are purple with pink, black with yellow, & blue with orange. I set them up in a line to allow them to choose. Of them makes a high pitched chirp to catch my attention & I see that they all nod agreement. So they all walk to their choice of the pokeball. The Eevees choose the baby blue, double orange stripped ones, while the absol chooses the normal one along with the Shiny Vulpix, & the Riolu, Fennekin, & Zoroark pup choose the black, yellow striped one & met with this.

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The Shark puppies begin to freak out & Stray Cat watches with wide eyes. Quickly opening the pokeballs the Shark puppies calm down.

"See, there's nothing to worry about they're just in another place." I sigh, *I'm going to have to train them if I want them to not rely on me during a situation that where I can't give them an order. But it'll be definitely worth it.*

Putting them back inside the pokeballs, then putting them in my pocket where my coin pouch, which has approximately 9 gold, 10 copper, 12 bronze, 10 silver, 19 platinum, & 329 aluminum; we resume walking. I hear something that sounds something like trumpets or trombones when a settlement up ahead comes into view seeing how the shark puppies began to 'dance' all of a sudden. I glance down to Stray Cat he has his eyes closed & listening to the music. These guys definitely have a great sense of hearing. Walking closer to the town after crossing a pink bridge, I see that the most buildings are made of the same style back in medieval times. This makes my anxiety increase but luckily their seems nobody is around due the event that's happening. My guess is that it's either a party or festival of sorts as the music is uplifting instead of being 'moody'. It seems to be right around the corner as the music is blaring at this point but not the type to be hurting your ears. Putting my back to the wall & closing my eyes I summon 'D 4 C' again if I can actually 'see through his eyes'. I mean I should seeing how it's, quote on quote, MY soul manifestation. Peeking around the corner of the building with my stand, I see a huge crowd of . . .

. . .anthropomorphic horses surrounding a much larger white one. Their are some that have wings (pegasi), others that have horns protruding from their heads (unicorns) & some that don't have any at all (most likely be normal ones). Their fur coats are as if somebody made them based off the Skittles candy. Looking at the one being surrounded & christ she must be at least 8 feet tall! My bet is that she's the ruler of sorts judging the way she's dressed, the crown she's wearing, her hair? Mane? is moving (there's not a breeze), I'm guessing she's the queen of this place. (Oh god is she the equivalent of the Pillar Men/Kars from Part 2?!) But that's not what only caught my attention, I nearly opened my eyes as a result, these guys are wearing closes similar to that of modern society back when I was alive on Earth & speaking perfect ENGLISH! The tall white one (fuck that's racist as hell) seems to be talking to one of them judging from by the way her mouth moves & eyes are positioned. But once she looks up she immediately notices my Stand & looks directly at it. This catches the attention of the crowd as they look in the same direction.

*FUCK!!!*

Panic begins to swell inside me but is washed away by relief when they all have confused looks on them when they see where I'm STANDING. That wasn't a pun god damnit. Not wanting to get a shitty start I open my eyes, tap one of the shark puppies to stay quiet & follow me, I begin to walk towards an alleyway between this building & another. Luckily it's just outside of my Stand's range to buy enough time. I hear the music slowly come to a stop as I make it around the corner as I call back my Stand.


celestia's PoV:
1 minute earlier

". . . From her new home in Ponyville."

After Spike has finished writing the sentence, the crowd around erupts in joy for my Twilight. Now that this worked all I can now fo- WHAT IS THAT?! I see some sort of rabbit creature peeking around the building as if it's surveying the environment then it looks at me. I can't read it with those strange eyes. The stare down we have lasts for at least 7 seconds until Twilight asks,

"Um what are you looking at Princess?"

I blink & it's gone. I look around me & see that my subjects are all looking at me with concerned & confused looks.

"It's alright my little ponies, it's just that my head hurts from these recent events & we would like to rest."

"We?" I hear somepony in the crowd say.

"Yes, we, as in me & my sister."

"O-o-of course your highness," Mayor Mare says, "I think we should all do same thing after everything that happened a couple of hours ago." I hear mummers of agreement among the crowd.

"Well then, fare well my beloved subjects I hope you all have a lovely rest of your day celebrating the Summer Sun Celebration!" With that I motion the guards to follow me to the chariot. They put the harnesses on themselves that allow them to carry the chariot, & so we fly off to Canterlot.

*Just me & my sister. . .

Oh Lulu I'm glad to have you back & never want us to go through that. But what was that creature? Can I even consider it one as I was the only one to see it. Or more importantly can my sister see it as well once she regains her natural magic back? Was it an after effect made by Nightmare Moon? So many questions but I'll deal with it later in the future after I deal with the nobles when I make Luna's existence come into light.* I mentally prepare myself for what's about to come.


Valentine's Pov:

That tall one left with a indigo blue mare in a fucking ridiculous type of vehicle. If I was transported by other means I would likely be dead at this point. I see the crowd still staying but then they all begin to walk into the tall cylindrical building with a balcony close to the top. I use this opportunity to walk back towards the pink bridge. Going around it to be underneath it, I set my bag down & pick Stray Cat to bring her closer to river to drink. Taking out the pokeballs I release every one them to have a drink.

I plan on how to greet the locals just to get rid of the band aid. A lot of scenarios go through my head & most of them have the townsfolk chasing me with weapons. The cliché torch & pitch forks thing you see in stories & movies. If I'm forced to run in those situations it's because of a whole damn simple reaction. It's not because I'm scared it's because if I choose defend myself it'll put me in a damn bad spot where I have their people hunting me down like a goddamn animal. *Well fuck it I guess we'll just have to wing it.* After they're done I put the Pokemon back into the pokeballs then putting Stray Cat onto one of the shark puppies to hitch a ride. It's so adorable, I kneeling down to one knee to look at Stray Cat I say,

"Let's get this clear, can you not kill anybody unless we're under absolute danger. I don't want us to be labeled as murderers of this place."

I walk out underneath the bridge with a plan of walking back into the town look for a flower shop or similar to that degree for Stray Cat only to see a anthropomorphic lizard to look at me in a mix of fear & curiosity when I walk out from underneath the bridge.


Spikes PoV:
I sigh as I walk out of the town hall.

*It's just like back at Canterlot when everyone would avoid me for being a dragon. The only reason they even bother to tolerate me is because they know I have close ties to the princess.* Tears threaten to come out from my eyes. *Nothing's changed.* I hear something similar to that of a puppy barking & I look up to see a pony in an silvery white outfit with a locks similar to Aunt Cadance walking away from the town hall.

"Huh?"

My curiosity is peaked but I'm worried of who they are. Are they friendly? What are they doing? Questions begin to take place in my head but more importantly, do they appreciate dragons? Finding a new found set of courage I begin to walk in the same dirt path of the individual. Oh wait, what about Twilight? but looking back, it looks like she doesn't even know I'm outside. She's probably hanging out with her new friends. So after deciding on to follow the individual I begin walking in the same direction. It seems that he's heading in the same direction as Sweet Apple Acres. I keep a good distance as to not alert them of my presence. After walking bit I see them walk underneath the Ponyville bridge then see flashes of red as a popping noise similar to that of teleportation spell being used. Once again my curiosity is peaked so I walk closer to the bridge I hear same popping noise.

*Just what are you doing? Then I hear a something to that of a stallion's voice, "Let's get this clear, can you not kill anybody unless we're under absolute danger. I don't want us to be labeled as murderers of this world." Murderers?! Panic begins to swell inside. *What does he mean by that?* But before I can do anything I am soon facing a strange looking creature. That's not a pony. It looks more like a Diamond Dog if they decided to shave their face. Their eyes are smaller same goes for it's nose, ears on to the side just like me, a mane is similar to that of Applejack's in terms of color but it has so many curls at the end just like Cadance, & their body is built similar to those pegasi guards back in Canterlot. Its expression is that surprise as if it didn't realize it was being followed.

"Umm, hi?"


Author's Note

Which one do you guys prefer.

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