Warped

by Kenzo

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Thriller, Profanity, Random, Adventure, Violence, Human, Main 6, Original Character
Length: 1643

A story where two humans end up in equestria.

While on a skydiving trip they accidentally ended up in a active war zone and try to escape. That didn't go well.

( cringe warning )

Violence tag is on my story btw ( I added it just to be safe )

Published 2021-09-02 22:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-09-02 22:50:00 UTC

Warped

"Ugh...... my head" Azan said while he scratched the back of his head.

"Where are we? Is this heaven? Have we died?" Azan asked.

"Wake up dumbass, you don't remember what happened?" Ken said annoyed

"What happened again?" Azan asked with a confused expression on his face.

"You fucking.... Bandit pushed us out of the plane, we got shot by a portal gun, you hit your head hard on a tree and fainted." Ken yelled.

"Excuse me what?" Azan said confused.

"Dude, I'm here trying to deal with your dumbass while I'm bleeding out here!!" Ken yelled.

"Wait you're blee- never mind, we need to tend to your wound right now cause that there is a lot of blood." Azan said worried.

"Yeah, I could die out here. I'm already starting to feel light headed and really dizzy as well." Ken said worried.

"I don't even know where we are! Please don't die on me! I don't wanna be alone here!" Azan said.

"Don't worry Azan, I see smoke over there you should go check out the house near here." Ken said.

"And leave you here to die!? Are you crazy!?" Azan yelled.

"I won't die Azan, just go!" Ken said.

"But..."

"JUST GO!!!"

"...... Okay" Azan said as he walked off towards the fire.

It wasn't really that long of a walk there but Azan knew he had to hurry up before Ken lost too much blood.

As he got closer to the fire he could hear two voices out there.

"I must be getting closer to the house or whatever" Azan thought. He walked closer and saw two ponies sitting on a bench close to the fire.

"Brr, it's so cold today." The yellow pony said.

"Well, it is almost winter anyway so of course it's going to be cold silly!" The purple pony said.

"Looks like their camping out here. I hope the don't get startled when I step out" Azan thought.

"Um hello?" Azan said as he stepped out of the tree he was hiding in.

"What the, who no, what are you?" The purple pony asked.

"That doesn't matter right now, my friend over there is on the brink of dying! Could you guys help please? I'm desperate!" Azan pleaded.

"O-okay just lead the way then." The yellow pony nervously said.

"Follow me! And try to keep up!" Azan said as he ran towards the direction of where Ken was.

Meanwhile

Ken looked at his left side and saw that blood was still pouring out.

"Ugh where is this guy? I don't really know how much time I have left..... maybe I should just take a quick nap...... Yeah..... That sounds like a good idea...." Ken said as he closed his eyes.

"Come on Ken, don't die on me!" Azan thought as he could see Ken in the distance.

"He's right over there!" Azan said. "No....." Azan said as he stopped dead in his tracks. "Is he....... Dead?" Azan stuttered.

"No! There is still a possible chance to save him!" The purple pony said as she lit up her horn and some purple aura came out of It surrounding Ken.

"I'll go and get my first aid kit, I won't be gone for long!" The yellow pony said as she flew back to their camp.

"Wait, ponies can fly? Since when?" Azan asked curiously.

"We've always been able to fly?" The purple pony asked confused.

"Shit, I forgot that I'm not from this world." Azan thought.

"Oh never mind" Azan said. "Just please save my friend"

"I'm almost done, just a little longer." The purple pony said.

"I'm back!" The yellow pony said as she flew down.

"Great timing! Can you take out some bandages please? I'm almost done." The purple pony said.

2 minutes later

"Aaand done! Now all I need is the bandages and he'll be as good as new!" The purple pony said.

"Here take this." The yellow pony said as she gave her a roll of bandages.

"Now this shouldn't take long......" the purple pony said as she used her horn to wrap the bandages around Ken's left side.

"Is he still alive?" Azan asked nervously.

"Barely. But I managed to save him before it was too late" The purple pony said.

"I don't know how to thank you guys...... Thank you so much...." Azan said

"No problem! We haven't had a proper introduction yet so how about we go to the camp and properly introduce ourselves?" The purple pony asked.

"Sure. It's the least I could do since you saved my friend" Azan said as he put Ken on his back and started walking towards the camp.

It took a couple minutes but they finally reached the camp and put Ken in a tent so he could heal up.

"So.... What are you two?" The purple pony asked.

"Well my name is Azan and I'm a fox in the shape of a human. And my friend over here is Ken he is a human but is sharing his left arm with a demon." Azan replied.

"Oh that's why his left arm was fully black..." the purple pony said.

"Yeah he was born with it." Azan said

"Oh okay. Well my name is Twilight and as you know I'm a pony. And also my friend over there is Fluttershy." Twilight said

"H-hi" Fluttershy said.

"Well now that we've had a proper introduction.... Can we go to sleep now? I'm pretty tired." Azan said while yawning.

"Sure. It's getting dark anyway." Twilight said.

"Alright see y'all tomorrow I guess." Azan said as he quickly set up a new tent and went to sleep.

"Oh and one more thing" Twilight said.

"Yeah?" Azan said

"Maybe when we wake up tomorrow I take you and Ken to Ponyville?" Twilight asked

"Yeah..... sure....." Azan replied as he slowly fell asleep.

Author's Note

I know. It's kinda cringe but what can I do about it? I have 0 experience in storytelling so this is my second cringe story.

Prologue: Skydiving disaster

"Are you ready? I've been waiting a long time for this." Ken said.

"Tch, I'm ready as I'll ever be. Depending if you decide to chicken out or not." Azan said.

"Well if you're ready then, let's jump off" Ken said.

Here it was the day that they have been waiting for. The day they get to skydive for the first time.

"I'm so excited for this! Sure I'm a bit nervous but fuck that! I'm so hyped!" Azan said.

"Well same here. I just hope that the 'incident' doesn't accidentally happen again" Ken said.

"Don't worry! We're just jumping off of a helicopter! There is no way air can trigger it!" Azan said.

"Well let's board then copter then. Bandit is flying it" Ken said

"Bandit? Isn't he just going to crash the plane?" Azan asked nervously.

"Nah don't worry he won't. I got him to take flying lessons so we're good." Ken replied.

"Okay then." Azan said as they both boarded the plane.

"Alright bois, are the two of you on board?" Bandit asked.

"Yep" Ken said as he slid the helicopter door shut.

"Well then if you're ready ima take off!" Bandit said as he started up the helicopter.

"Woah" Azan said as he immediately sat down.

"What, have you already chickened out?" Ken asked.

"N-no, this is just my first time on a plane." Azan replied.

"Just relax man. We haven't even gotten to the scarier part yet" Ken said.

They were in the air for about 5 to 9 minutes while also getting further and further away from the ground.

"We're pretty high up guys. You sure you don't want to jump now?" Bandit asked

"Nah we'll wait. The higher we are the better!" Ken replied.

"I can't even see where we ar-" Bandit said as he was interrupted my a loud noise.

BANG

"What was that?" Azan asked nervously.

"Ohh shit, have we flown into a active war zone?" Bandit said nervously.

BANG

BANG

"Oh shit we gotta get out of here" Bandit said. "Or else we're gonna go down with this plane" Bandit said

"Come on why now!? And on the day we get to skydive for the first time!" Azan said angrily.

"Hey, we still get to! Y'all got your parachutes on?" Bandit asked.

"Yep" Ken replied.

"Alright then!" Bandit said as he put the copter in autopilot and opened the door. "Let's get the fuck out of here!" Bandit shouted.

"Are you ready? I've been waiting a long time for this." Ken said.

"Tch, I'm ready as I'll ever be. Depending if you decide to chicken out or not." Azan said.

"Well if you're ready then, let's jump off" Ken said.

"3, 2, 1, Jump!!!" Bandit said as he pushed both Azan and Ken off the copter "See you later guys. Hopefully you guys see me again if I make it out alive" Bandit said while a tear ran down his face.

"Bandit what the fuck man!? Not cool!" Azan yelled while falling.

"Hey Ken?" Azan asked.

"Yeah?" Ken replied.

"How could you be so calm with all of this happening?" Azan asked.

"I don't really care about what is happening at the moment. I don't know how you can't notice that portal gun pointed towards us." Ken replied

"Oh..... Wait what?" Azan said as he looked towards the ground.

"Ohh fuck." Azan said with a worried expression on his face.

"Here we go again" Ken said with a bothered expression on his face.

"Ahh!" Azan yelled as they fired the portal gun and warped to another dimension.

Author's Note

Yeah so what. I'm not that good at story telling but still, this was a idea I had in my head that I HAD to get out.