My name is Zantex. I don't know why. Maybe my parents were in a hurry when I was born. Well, technically I don't have parents, I don't really know how I got this name. Maybe an insane Changeling just embraced me and named me the first thing which came to his head. Maybe some kind of hoof sanitizer? Sorry, I'm getting off topic. Well, I've kinda been sent on this mission from the Queen herself to spy on those ponies that blasted us into the middle of nowhere (my back still aches) and report back what I find. It shouldn't be any problem, right?
…Right?