My Little Pony: Breaking Bad

Ch. 1 Dimension jumpers

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We meet our heros in the desert cooking some of the "stuff" in the RV when all of a sudden.

"Jesse. Back when I asked you to put the keys in a safe place, where did you put them?"
"I left them right here. In the, um... the ignition."
"Son of a bitch!"
"Whoa whoa. No, this is not my fault, alright? The buzzer didn't buzz."
"The WHAT?"
"The buzzer! The buzzer that buzzes when you put the keys in. To like let you know that the battery's on. I know that! It didn't buzz. Look, I didn't turn the key or anything, alright? I'm not stupid. Did you hear the buzzer buzz?
I did not... It's faulty, it's a faulty mechanism."
"Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?"
"THE BUZZER DID NOT BUZZ and you were the one that made me move the keys in the first place, REMEMBER?"
"Yes, I see your point. Your imbecility being what it is, I should have known to say JESSE, DON'T LEAVE THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION THE ENTIRE TWO DAYS!!!"
"I wanted to leave them on the counter. BITCH. Oh, I'm sorry, oh, the "work station". Jesus."
"Okay, just... Alright so, we need to jump the battery somehow."
"Okay. How?"

Now that we are caught up to speed we will fast forward a little bit to the good stuff.

Jesse was sweating, tired, and looked like he was going to pass out.

"Mr. White, how much longer until the battery is charged?"

Walter looked at Jesse. He was just as tired as he was.

"It will be for a while just a few more hours keep cranking."

Jesse moaned.

"God I wish we could get out of this sun."

he said to himself as he stared at the desert surroundings in front of him.

Jesse went back to cranking, things weren't looking to good for them when suddenly, something strange started to happen. The battery started cranking on its own. Jesse quickly took his hand off it as it started cranking faster and faster.

Jesse stared at it with his mouth agape. Then, Walter spoke up from his nap.

"Jesse stop cranking it so fast you are going to tire yourself out an-"

He stopped talking as soon as he opened his eyes and stared at the site his partner was seeing. With both their jaws dropped they watched as the battery went faster and faster, soon it was going so fast the crank appeared to be invisible. Then suddenly, an explosion of sound rang out and they disappeared replaced by a ring of rainbow shooting out in all directions.

There was a loud ringing in Walter's ears, his eyes were shut tight and he could barely breathe.

"Mr. White?"

Walter could barely make out the words and felt his body being shaken.

"Yo Mr. White wake up man for real I need your help!"

Walter was starting to come to.

He opened his eyes barely enough but everything was still blurry, God what happened? He thought as the ringing started to subside.

"AY YO BITCH I SAID WAKE UP!"

Walter opened his eyes wide everything coming into view.
He was standing outside in a field, an open plot of land surrounded by apple trees.

Everything looked different, animated like a children's cartoon show. There was a... A pony standing before him.

The pony had pale white skin and was wearing a yellow jacket with a gray-yellow striped beanie, he could make out a dirty blonde mane poking through the beanie. It had intense blue eyes with bags under them, probably due to stress.

It was glaring right at him.

"STAY BACK! GET AWAY! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

Walter panicked backing away from the Colt.

"Mr. White it's me Jesse!"

Walter continued to stare with his jaw agape he could barely speak.

"B-B-But your a pony.. How did this happen.. Why are you talking.. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

Walter repeated in panic.

"Chill bitch, I'm not the only one. You should take a look in the mirror."

Walter looked at him in confusion.

"Ok look Mr. White, there's a pond over there go ahead and take a look for yourself."

Walter nervously acknowledged the colt that had claimed to be his partner and started to.. Clop towards the pond?
How can this be.. How am I making clopping noises and leaving hoof imprints in the grass?
Walter thought to himself becoming aware that what Jesse said was true.

He reached the pond and looked at his reflection.

He had no mane at all just a red mustache and tail to match. He retained his glasses along with his brown coat.

"At least I'm somewhat human."

Additionally he had brown skin, along with a brown horn on his head.

"Mr. White we got to come up with a plan to get out of here, I hate this show."

Walter turned from his reflection and looked to his partner angrily.

"What are you talking about and how are you so calm about this!"

"Look Mr. White, my little brother watches this stupid show called My little pony. I just watch it with him to get on my parents good side for the short visit I have with them so I recognize all the bright animation and I'm guessing we
jumped dimensions or some shit."

Walter just continued to look at him with confusion.

"So wait.. We just happened to.. Like you said "Jump dimensions" and end up in a show for little girls.. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN!"

Walter exclaimed angrily.

"Look I don't know that's just how it looks like to me.. I mean shit all I remember was cranking the RV battery than it got mad possessed and started cranking itself.. Than boom here we are."

Jesse finished the sentence raising his hoofs in the air and falling onto the grass.

"You have a plan Mr. White? Cuz we got to get out of here before something crazy happens, like some rainbow explodes on us or a queer looking mythical beast attacks us."

Walter thought for a moment.

"I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that we are trapped in an old 80's cartoon."

"Actually.. This is the more modern and newest generation of the cartoon."

Walter arched an eyebrow at Jesse.

"Look yo my gay brother has to fill my head with all this stupid trivia about the damn show ok! I aint no brony!"

Walter ignored the brony comment not caring to learn about Jesse's weird lingo.

"Hmm.. That does explain the animation detail and technicolors.."

Walter chuckled looking at the landscape around him.

"Ahh you kids and your technology.. I wish I had TV shows half as good looking as this.. hell when I was your age-"

Jesse interrupted getting up quickly from the grass he was laying on.

"Yo Mr. White we got some problems man."

Walter looked at him seeing the concern in his partner's eyes.

"What are you talking about Jesse?"

He said in an irritated tone slightly annoyed at being interrupted.

Jesse pointed to something moving in the distance. It was an orange blur and coming closer towards them.

"It must be one of the characters of the show. We could probably use her help Jesse, it would beat trying to get back home on our own."

Jesse than remarked sarcastically.

"Yeah, well how do we explain this."

He motioned his head towards the object behind Walter.

As Walter turned. Peeved at how ridiculous Jesse was acting. He suddenly looked in terror at the object before them.

His mouth dropped, as he saw the RV that had followed them here.