Author's Note

You people are just going to hate me for this.

Final Flash

Officer Flash was finally home. Thank goodness, if you asked him. After this night he was ready to get home, drink a beer; Yeah right, I need to talk to Derpy, I’ve got to fix this, and figure out what has made her so mad at me. Flash thought while slowly walking to the door. He wasn’t sure what crime he commited but he had to fix this. He hated seeing Derpy so angry at him. That was why he brought with him a few things, in his right hand a bouque of Roses, yellow her favorite, and in the other one a bottle of champaign one of her favorite. He remembering getting the same kind when he was a kid. Snuck it out of his dad’s basement and took it with him on their third date.

That was the night they had made love. A night he could never forget. The passion shared between them. Something that could never end. Besides Derpy was the love of his life and he couldn’t lose her. She was his everything and that was that.
Flash walked into the apartment when he realized that the lights were off.
“Honey! I’m home! Is everything ok!” He exclaimed while walking into the kitchen turning on the light. Derpy was sitting there off by the counter as she shook.

Derpy sat there, a glass in her hand as she took a long swig of it. She poured another shot for herself, Whiskey. Flash realized she was drinking from one of his Whiskey glasses, and caused him to raise an eyebrow.

“Are you ok babe? I mean normally you don’t drink my stuff, you never had the stomach for Whiskey.”

“Why do you care?” Derpy said her voice sounding slurred as she got up from her stool. She looked back at him blood shot eyes that made her look angry. Flash wasn’t sure if it from from the whiskey or even from crying. Her face looked completely wet. As if she’d been crying all day while drinking away.

“I care about you honey, come on whats going on?” He moved in closer, though Derpy only responded by walking back as she growled.

“Were you with her?” She groaned while keeping her eye on him. Flash only looked confused while he shook his head,

“With who, babe what are you talking about? I’ve been at work.” Flash reached over though she continued jerking back she stood by the glass bottle.

“Don’t lie to me, I know you’ve been, you’ve been sleeping with some whore!” She reached over grabbing the whiskey bottle ready to take another drink though soon realised that the bottle was empty. Her face twisted with anger as she slammed the bottle onto the ground as she cursed.

“Fuck!” She growled while moving over.

“Baby maybe you should calm down.”

“Don’t tell me to calm down! Now where were you tonight, fucking that whore? Don’t I turn you on anymore, am I so disgusting you can’t even get it up for me and you need to find someone else?” She felt herself getting hotter rage overwhelming her as she watched the man she thought she knew. The man she suspected was cheating on him.

“What are you even talking about! I have no idea.” Flash responded feeling more defensive as he was trying to figure out why she was accusing him of cheating.

“Yeah… Well explain this!” She hollered out as she pulled out a pair of Bra and panties, then one of his shirt. She pointed over at the lipstick marks that hanged there while tears falling down her face.

“Baby this isn’t mine I swear. I would never cheat on you. I Promise, I love you with all my heart!” Flash called out his heart breaking seeing how Derpy was reacting. Though Derpy’s expression was that of a womans Wrath and Flash was in her way.

“Then explain how I found these in our laundry room, the bra under my breath. What am I too fat! What should I do, Blow you! Come over get on my knees and suck that baby dick of yours!” She took a low blow there as Flash tried moving closer.

“Come on, there’s no need for that. It’s just stress but I’m not cheating on you. Is there any way to prove that I’m not.” Though Flash admitted he was getting angry but pushed it back as he watched Derpy. She just needed to let it out.

“Then how come you haven’t been wanting to make love to me, just ignoring me everytime I insinuate it. I wanted to start a family. What is it, are you just bored and some younger model is there enticing you!”

She slammed her hand on the desk as she found herself looking down at the glass. Her eyes on them while remembering what her friend had said; If I had caught my spouse I’d kill them… I’d kill them… Kill them. The words running through her mind as she could see it. Grab the broken bottle get close to him and kill him stab him in his neck till he bleeds out. No one would come over or notice the screams. She could hide the body for a while. It was so simple. She could see it.

“Baby please tell me what you want me to do? I’ll do anything.”

“Let me see your phone.” Derpy said bending over grabbing the end of the broken bottle. Her eyes learing at him as she gripped it tightly. If she held it any tighter. She might have sliced into her hand. Flash didn’t notice it. His eyes focusing on her face even more. The way she looked at him. Derpy was about to kill him.
“Here take my phone, look over it. If you don’t believe me.” He reached over and unlocked his phone handing it right towards her. Derpy took it. Her fingers letting the glass go as she started rummaging through the phone. Her fingers scrolling over his messages. Only one caught her eye at that point. A message from a Dr. Stable.

“Who’s Dr. Stable?” Derpy asked not knowing who it was a confused look on her face. Shaking as she was trying to figure it out.

“He’s my doctor, we’ve been having some trouble trying to conceived I was worried something was wrong. So, I went to him for options. He checked out a few things and well… He told me some bad news.”
“Whats that?” she seemed to calm down slightly while she looked at him.

“I’m infertial. Stable there says I’ve got a low sperm count. I wanted to tell you but it’s been so hard. I didn’t want to disapoint you. I feel less like a man cause I can’t give you the one thing you want. I should ahve told you much sooner.” He let out a long sigh as he felt tears running down his cheeks while looking at Derpy. Her heart pinging in shock as she muttered.

“I mean you were so distant. I didn’t know I mean…”

“I know, but I’m going to fix this all Starting tonight I won’t be working so hard. I’ll focus on you. I should have been taking those days off. But its going to change. I’m going to change.”

Derpy sniffed and nodded, “Thank you honey, I, lets go to bed.”

“I think thats a plan I’ll clean this up how about it. You’re going to be having a heck of a hangover tonight.

“Sure.” She muttered her voice a little less slurred as she was ready to wobble off to bed when the phone rang. She looked at it and saw a text It was new and read.

‘So, like Babe, are you ready to come home and ditch that bitch of a wife for some fun <3’

It then came after it a picture of a pair of pail tits that looked perky. Her eyes widened turning red as she watched Flash turned around grabbing a broom. She turned looking over at the table and noticed her husbands standard Nine millimeter just laying there. Not sure how it got there. She ignored the putrid smell of Rotten Eggs. As she suddenly grabbed it. Screaming out at him. “You lyigng son of a bitch!” She pointed the gun straight at him and took the shot. Loud firing causing Derpy to flinch but she fired at him three times. Hitting him straight in the back.

Flash turned around gripping his bleeding chest, coughing up blood he exclaimed, “Why.” Before falling down on the ground. The last thing he saw was Derpy the love of his life standing there. Somehow holding his gun shaking as she exclaimed. “I hate you! I hate you!” It was the last thing Flash ever heard and saw from his wife.
Derpy stood there for a second her heart racing as she exclaimed.

“I killed him, I—I killed my husband. I mean he was cheating on me right. Yeah that's it I could say he hit me. No, I don’t have any bruises. Why did I do it? No, I was so angry. Yeah, I lost my temper he was cheating on me.” She suddenly found herself sobering up. While hearing the knocking from the neighbors calling out.

“Is everything alright, we’re calling the cops. Come on open up!” She panicked as she looked down at the phone. It was then she realized that the message she was looking at was from Dr. Stable, it said he had an appointment at noon tomorrow.
“No that can’t be right.” She flipped through it looking over it. The message that pushed her over the edge wasn’t even there. None of it. No naughty pictures or even the message. It was almost like it never existed.

“Was it real? I mean I saw it. I saw it right!” She was walking back and forth the door being slammed onto as the voices calling out. Derpy realized she was trapped. She wasn’t going to get out of here, and she just killed her husband. She looked over at the gun and knew she only had one out. She took the barrel of the gun against her temple… Then she fired it. A final Bang and soon everything was gone. Out like a light. Yet before she pulled the trigger she thought she heard a voice simply laughing saying, He should have taken my deal. Oh well.