Rarity drops by Twilight's castle with terrible news: her lipstick has gone missing! And what's more, she thinks Spike took it. But why would he do such a thing?

Well, there's only one way to find out. Ask him...

In case the cover art didn't make it obvious, this is a non-binary Spike story. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, kindly go read something else.

Cover art made by me, using a Spike vector that can be found here.