My Little Pony: Reversed Roles
Season 1: Episode 13 - Don't Question Pinkie Pie
Previous ChapterNext ChapterChiffon Swirls was enjoying her job when suddenly...
"HOWDY THERE CHIFFON SWIRLS!" A female voice said.
"GAH!" Chiffon Swirls said before slipping on the wallet of Mr. Carrot Cake all over again; sending the cupcakes she was holding landing all over the newcomer.
"Not again...thanks for finding my wall--HOLY PINKIE PIE!" Carrot Cake said, looking at the new pony.
"Hi Carrot Cake. Been a while since we've seen each other." The new pony said, cleaning herself off without worry.
"You know this pony boss?" Chiffon Swirls asked.
"Yes...my father and mother were friends of her. This is Pinkie Pie." Carrot Cake, taking his wallet off the floor.
"And I made time out of my High Council duties to throw you a birthday party every year so far~" Pinkie Pie said, practically death hugging Carrot Cake.
"Pinkie...air..." Carrot Cake said.
"Right. Sorry." Pinkie Pie said and put down Carrot Cake.
"What kind of hug was that?" Chiffon Swirls asked.
"One of Auntie Pinkie Pie's patented Pinkie Pie hugs..." Carrot cake said. Suddenly Pinkie Pie's body seemingly moved on it's own. "! Chiffon Swirls, move away from that door!" Carrot Cake said. Chiffon Swirls moved away from the front door just in time for her friends to come in.
"...Figures she's show up here since she makes sweets." Celestia said.
"Hey boss, how did you know what was gonna happen?" Chiffon Swirls asked.
"It's my Pinkie Sense. That one was for 'watch out for opening doors'." Pinkie Pie said.
"It's good to see nothing has changed with you, Pinkie." Celestia said.
"And once again, Celestia shows off just how well she knows the original high council." Spitfire said.
"You do realize that also includes Captain Rainbow Dash, right?" Luna asked.
"Err...yeah. Twice over in fact." Spitfire said.
"Pinkie sense?" Chiffon Swirls asked.
"Trust me Swirls, it's best you do what Celestia and I know by now: You never question Pinkie Pie." Carrot cake said.
"That's right. There were a few days where Pinkie Pie left Canterlot. That was for you I bet. One day I actually asked her why she's leaving every year on the same day of the year. She told me she was visiting an honorary niece of hers." Celestia said.
"Which was my boss...that explains why we were always closed for business on the same ay every year for the past three years. I noticed it before I started working here." Chiffon Swirls said. "But how did she come in here is my next question." She added.
"Trust me, Ms. Swirls, the answer to that is the same as I've told you before: Don't ever question Pinkie Pie." Carrot Cake said.
"So long as you don't research her fur a full week like I tried to." Celestia said.
"Some learn the hard way, others the easy way." Carrot cake said.
"You could see my secret for getting everywhere I want to is...A SECRET!" Pinkie Pie said to Luna. "Anyways, I'm here because I thought I'd throw a certain somepony one of my patented Pinkie Pie birthday parties. And it's someone from the elements. I'm going to go start getting things set up." Pinkie Pie said and left the building.
"I thought I knew everypony's birthday already." Luna said.
"And how does she know one of us has a birthday today?" Spitfire asked. Suddenly a Blue Pegasus filly showed up.
"Spitfire." The filly said opening the door. "Did ya hear that Pinkie Pie is...oh..." She noticed the mess. "...I guess you already know." She added.
"Whose this?" Luna asked.
"It's Wind Storm; my little sister. My parents thought it'd be a great bonding experience for her to be living with me while they do stuff too dangerous for kids her age." Spitfire said.
"Did you know Pinkie Pie is heading for our house?" Wind Storm asked.
"Wait what?" Luna asked.
"Oh no..." Spitfire said. Then she, her friends, and Wind Storm headed for Spitfire's house. When they got there...
"SURPRISE!" Pinkie Pie and a bunch of other ponies said.
"Spitfire, it's your birthday today? I thought I pegged you as a Neighvember Pony." Celestia said.
"That's what I want everyone else to believe so they'd never know..." Spitfire said
"Did you know that Spitfire was born on the same day as Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"...For that EXACT reason..." Spitfire groaned.
"Ah cheer up. I think it's awesome." An orange mare nearby said. Spitfire looked and found an orange mare in a Wonderbolts Uniform.

Spitfire's jaw dropped. "You...your..." She stuttered.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Spitfire. I'm Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash's sarrogate little sister. Though we like others to adress us as actual sisters." The mare said.
"I know who you are. Your just as famous as Captain Rainbow Dash." Spitfire said.
"I...I am?" Scootaloo said and then blushed. "I didn't think I was..." Scootaloo said.
"The two of you are a pair. I heard your even her wing pony." Spitfire said.
"I am." Scootaloo said. "If only because we share no real family connection. Wonderbolt rules after all." Scootaloo said.
"Then there's your answer. You have just as much fame as the Captain." Spitfire said. Scootaloo handed over a poster.
"Speaking of, the captain wants you to have this." Scootaloo said. It was a poster of Rainbow Dash in her wonderbolt uniform and was signed by Rainbow Dash hereself.
"This...this is a good gift." Spitfire said.
"She also wants you to know, she's got special eyes on you; seeing how far your willing to go to get into the Wonderbolts." Scootaloo said.
"I'll be doing things my way and under my own power." Spitfire said.
"Trust me, she knows that. Because she feels you two are similar." Scootaloo said. Celestia smiled at the exchange.
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle
Today I learned something interesting regarding Spitfire. She gives off the impression that she was born in Neighvember but really she was born today in the middle of May.
The main reason why she wants people to think she was born in Neighvember was because today is also Rainbow Dash's birthday today.
Guess you should be aware that not everypony likes to be associated with someone famous. Especially not Spitfire who wants to earn her own fame; not have it handed to her on a silver platter. And I can understand my friend not wanting to be forced to live in somepony else's shadow. I even told her as much later.
It's something I figured friends do, being understanding of their friends.
Your student, Celestia
Princess Twilight and Princess Sunset looked up from the letter to the party Rainbow Dash was having thanks to Pinkie Pie's current husband, Cheese Sandwich.

"You think those two will have a combo birthday party one day?" Princess Sunset asked her lover.
"I do indeed Sunset." Princess Twilight said looking at Rainbow Dash. "...Indeed I do..."
Author's Note
So Wind Storm is an actual OC, replacing Scootaloo from this world's CMC. But unlike the other two, Scootaloo isn't a rich snob nor is she completely gone as you can tell. Also, Neighvember means "November".
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