It's really good tea. Trust me.

(Not crack, despite how it might seem)

Important: this takes place in the Equestria At War universe. Equestria At War is a mod for the grand strategy game Hearts of Iron IV, be sure to check out their Discord and Reddit if you're not familiar with it. They also have a group on this site: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/212917/equestria-at-war

Cover art made by placing the portraits of the Avatar, Grover and Daybreaker next to each other.

This is a one-shot.