Relatively Straightforward Business

by Shrinky Frod

Rating: mature
Tags: Profanity, Slice of Life, DJ P0N-3, Anthro, Porn, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Fetish, Prince Blueblood, Sex
Length: 0

When Prince Blueblood recognizes the dancer at Shining Armor’s (dragonless) bachelor’s party, he makes her an offer she can’t refuse….

Prince Blueblood and the Royal Guard were well aware that Shining Armor’s bachelor’s party had been entrusted to Twilight’s baby dragon. They were well aware why that had been done. But considering the attempted invasion and the hectic few days between while a real wedding was prepared, they had no particular intention of letting their friend and Captain be subjected to what a toddler considered suitable for a bachelor’s party.

Not without making sure he got the real thing first, at any rate.

But then Blueblood realized that he knew one of the dancers… very, very well.

CW: Anthro, stripping, pole dancing, prostitution, incest, thoroughly dysfunctional family relationships, catching up between long-separated siblings, cervical penetration, nigh-on paranoid levels of dedication to contraception, cum drinking, PiV, oral (69).

Written for the Striptember 2021 contest! Takes place during the montage at the end of A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2

My apologies; putting this up unedited, so feel free to tear apart any errors to teach me a lesson about procrastination. Cover art non-existent, because you would be (completely not) shocked to know how hard it is to find pictures of Vinyl and Blueblood - especially clean ones.

Published 2021-09-12 16:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-09-12 16:20:01 UTC

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