It's Not A Big Deal; It's Just My Dissertation

by Apple Bottoms

Rating: everyone
Tags: Maud Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Starlight Glimmer, Romance, Trixie
Length: 3546

Maud Pie is preparing to defend her doctoral dissertation; but she's worried that her fillyfriends have forgotten about her big day! Will Maud Pie be able to defend her thesis and her relationship successfully? (MaudStarTrix shipping SFW)

Maud Pie takes a few things in her life very seriously; rocks, her education, and her relationship with her fillyfriends, Starlight Glimmer and Trixie. But when it seems like her fillyfriends have forgotten her big doctoral defense coming up, Maud Pie will have to figure out how to balance her education versus her two fillyfriends, and manage one of the biggest days of her scholastic career all by herself!

Written for the StarTrixMaud contest, this was my very first attempt at writing a trio! They're very cute together, and while the relationships are romantic, there's only SFW material in here. I would call this a slice of life romance, with an established trio who love each other very much!

Contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/957718/startrixmaud-shipping-contest-24-july-31-august-2021

Winner of Second Place, and Best StarTrixMaud!

While it has been a joy to read the more unique and literary takes on what constitutes a "shipfic" between these three beloved characters, there is something to be said about the subset of works that are the most "central" to the theme: straightforward, slice-of-life stories without plot devices or unique premises or deep philosophical questions to distract from the shipping dynamics between the characters involved. While writing such a story can be very easy and quick, it is conversely a lot more difficult to stand out from similar stories of this genre simply by doing such a story very well. And that is precisely what It's Not A Big Deal; It's Just My Dissertation accomplishes.

Like many slice-of-life stories, as a sequence of events that happen, It's Not A Big Deal; It's Just My Dissertation could be described as a very common sitcom plot based on a misunderstanding. But the way said plot flows organically from the throuple dynamic, the richness of the little character details In their domestic life, and the sheer sweetness of their love and caring for each other evident in their every word and action had me squeeing at the end despite the resolution never having been in doubt. As any good slice-of-life fic, this one is about the journey and not the destination, and I just wish I could wrap the journey around me like Trixie's cape and nestle in its warmth forever.

--Bicyclette

Published 2021-09-13 05:10:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-09-13 05:10:01 UTC

A StarTrixMaud Breakfast

Today was a big day.

Maud Pie woke up as she always did, in the dark; it’s what you got used to, growing up on a rock farm. She rolled out of her bed with silent care, not wanting to wake the other two sleeping beside her. She’d gotten good at it over the years, and moved so carefully that the two unicorns didn’t even stir.

Maud Pie’s morning toilette took very little time (brush teeth, brush hair, pull on dress, done), and then she was off to her list of chores. She always tended to the rock garden first, raking and digging to make sure all of her little granites got rotated, and gave them a sprinkle with her watering can. She always made sure to water the extras in her garden too - the flowers and shrubs that Trixie and Starlight enjoyed. The greenery was very fleeting, compared to her rocks, but her fillyfriends enjoyed them, and so she dutifully kept them alive as long as she could. She was proud of how they’d flourished under her care; she’d never considered gardening with anything other than rocks. Her life had changed a great deal after those two came into her life.

Before, her breakfast had been a piece of unbuttered toast and tea. Trixie and Starlight had dutifully eaten the same for many months, until one morning Trixie finally burst: “Is this all we’re ever going to eat?!” After her pre-dawn gardening, Maud Pie returned to the kitchen to wash her hooves, and began preparing a much more elaborate breakfast. At first it had seemed an unnecessary waste of effort, like the green garden; but after a few weeks, it became treasured, familiar, a gift she could give to her fillyfriends every morning and a delight she hadn’t experienced before them.

Right on cue, Starlight Glimmer emerged from their bedroom, yawning. “Morning, Em.”

“Good morning, Star.” Maud gauged her pancakes’ progress with a quick glance - not ready to flip yet, but soon - and decided she had enough time to close the distance between herself and Starlight to press a kiss to her cheek.

Starlight returned the kiss sleepily, and as Maud pulled back she noted that her cheeks were a little pinker than before. “How’d you sleep?”

“Fine,” Maud returned, her voice its usual even timbre. “You?”

“Oh, you know - nice and warm in the middle.” Starlight grinned, and her cheeks became pinker. “I don’t even wake up when you get up, you’re so quiet.”

“Thank you.” Maud offered her one of her subtle smiles, then turned back to give the pancakes a flip.

As she worked, Starlight Glimmer came to stand behind her, wrapping her forelegs around her middle and letting her cheek rest against her neck as she worked. “Those look perfect.”

“Thank you. I put in chocolate chips today.” Pinkie Pie had given her the recipe, but she’d tweaked it herself until it tasted exactly how she wanted it to. Baking wasn’t her forte, but Maud was nothing if not a dutiful researcher.

“Oooh, I love those! What can I do to help?” Starlight nuzzled into her neck, and Maud felt something warm coil in her middle.

“You can slice the fruit, if you’d like. Today we’re having strawberries.”

“I can do that.” And with one last fond kiss to her neck, Starlight Glimmer pulled away from her fillyfriend.

Their schedule was the same each morning; Maud started breakfast as the sun rose, Starlight Glimmer would come to help, and Trixie would come staggering in right around when they finished, so they could all eat together. But today -

“Starlight!” Trixie was already dressed, brushed, combed, and polished; something big must be happening, because she already had her hat on as she scrambled into the kitchen, very nearly taking out one of the chairs as she skittered to a stop. “Starlight, today - the - the thing!”

“The thing?” Starlight frowned as she finished setting out the plates of breakfast on the still-rattling table. “What thing? Oh - wait - the thing!”

“What thing?” Maud frowned, as flatly as ever.

“Oh, the - the school fair!” Starlight Glimmer cursed under her breath as she galloped to their communal calendar, dragging a hoof over her mane in frustration. “I almost forgot! Today the new students from the hippogriff colony are coming to tour - I have to get dressed!” And off went Starlight, vanishing into the bedroom.

“And I said I’d help set up booths! Of course, the students need -”

“Eat, Trix.” Maud commanded, pushing a plate towards her.

“ - the fudents - beed a - bagic - GULP - show! Okay done!” Somehow, Trixie had managed to shovel three pancakes and half a cup of strawberries into her mouth while speaking. Maud would have been more impressed if she wasn’t so horrified.

“Of course.” Maud agreed, and although it sounded sarcastic, she was quite sincere; the world needed to appreciate her fillyfriend far more than it did currently, in her opinion.

“I’m going to be so late!” Starlight Glimmer cried as she emerged, her mane half-combed, and her tail still in its sleep-braid. Maud pulled out a chair for her, and as she sat to bolt down her breakfast almost as fast as Trixie had, Maud tenderly unbraided her tail and brushed it smooth. “I’m so sorry Em - I have to run! Thank you for breakfast, it was great!”

“It’s alright, Starlight. Have a great day, girls.” By the time she’d finished speaking, Starlight Glimmer and Trixie were already galloping out the side door.

“Bye!” and they were gone, just like that. It felt a little melancholic, to be alone all of a sudden. Usually they had conversation over breakfast, talking about their upcoming day, their plans for dinner, and the farewells weren’t so rushed. Sure, they all had their own duties and obligations, but still ...

BANG went the side door, rattling on its hinges as Trixie and Starlight Glimmer came barreling back into the cottage just as quickly as they’d left it.

“We almost forgot!” Trixie gasped, and just about bowled Maud over with how exuberantly she threw herself onto Maud, covering her face and neck in kisses. “Our morning kiss goodbye!”

Maud couldn’t hide her little laugh, and waited until Trixie’s exuberance calmed a little to catch her lips with her own. “Goodbye, Trix. Have a good day.”

“You too, Maudie!” Trixie giggled, and playfully rubbed their muzzles together before she stepped aside to make room for Starlight.

Starlight’s affection was a little more measured, and her forelegs moved with a familiar steadiness as she eased them around Maud’s middle, pulling her into a hug as their lips met. She was a little wilder with Trixie, meeting her playful energy; but with Maud, she was more gentle, more slow, just like Maud liked it. “Have a good day, Em. We’ll see you at dinner?”

“Of course. Good luck with the fair today. You’ll be wonderful, as usual.”

Starlight Glimmer’s eyes sparkled as she pulled back, and gave her nose a gentle boop with her own. “So will you, as usual. Have a good day. Love you.”

“You too. You better hurry, or they might start without you.” Maud’s expression was flat, but Starlight Glimmer laughed, and gave her foreleg a playful smack.

“That’s not funny!” Starlight laughed, and trotted after Trixie, leaving in a slightly less panicked rush the second time.

“You laughed!” Trixie teased, and tossed a hurried “G’bye Maudie, love you!” over her shoulder as the pair galloped down the lane, their laughter echoing until they were out of sight.

Maud stood in the doorway to watch them go, then closed the door behind them to finish eating her breakfast alone. She was used to it, after the years she spent on her own in Ponyville; it shouldn’t bring her any particular melancholy to be alone again. She usually got to eat breakfast with her fillyfriends, but today she didn’t, and it wasn’t a big deal, she told herself firmly. Truthfully, she needed the break sometimes, but today she had hoped for a little more breakfast chatter than they usually had.

Today was the day she had to defend her dissertation.

Dissertation Day

It wasn’t a big deal that they’d forgotten about it; she’d written it on the calendar, but her hoofwriting was neat and small. When Trixie had local shows, she’d usually use a big red marker that took up the whole square. When Starlight had to remember important school dates, she’d add little stars with her purple pen, so they’d stand out. Maud simply wrote in her usual black pen, because why waste ink on large print? The pen lasted longer that way.

Still, she told herself as she packed her satchel, she had hoped to get some last-minute reassurance from her fillyfriends over breakfast, even if she told herself she didn’t need any. She loaded up her wagon full of her favorite specimens, and took off for the market at a brisk trot, her small earth pony frame carrying the hundreds of pounds of rocks effortlessly.

Maud visited the market to buy some apples, in preparation for tomorrow’s breakfast. She knew she was prepared. She’d spent years working on this thesis, doing the research, writing the paper backwards and forwards, edits upon edits done over months with her advisor; this was a topic she knew intimately by now.

And yet, she was nervous as she strode towards the printing shop, where she’d had copies of her thesis notes printed into pamphlets for the audience. This wasn’t a big deal, she told herself; she already had one doctorate under her belt before she even moved to Ponyville.

And yet Maud felt her hooves dragging as she carried the heavy box of papers to the lecture hall. Ponyville didn’t have a university of its own, but her professors had agreed to meet here, since it was closest to her residence and her source of research. She’d have to get up in front of an audience made up of her peers and teachers, and after her long speech, she would be peppered with questions. Her entire degree hinged on this, and years of work could be for nothing if she foundered. Other students would come to ask questions pertinent to their own research - as well as to see a glimpse of their own futures.

She wished she had just one last moment with Trixie to discuss some kind of stage relaxation technique, or some kind of scholarly advice from Starlight; but this time, it looked like Maud Pie would be working on her own.

Maud was alone when she entered the hall, and began steadily working her way up and down the aisles, leaving a folded pamphlet on each seat. The ‘lecture hall’ was something like the local opera house, but today the stage only housed one wooden lectern, and a few wooden tables. After she finished papering the audience, Maud turned her attention to the stage, and began carefully carrying her specimens to the tables. Various rocks and their formations would be the focus of her thesis, and she knew the visual aids would help the - oh, this wasn’t working.

Maud Pie paused in the middle of the stage, took a deep breath, and placed the last rock in place. Wordlessly, she trotted to the back of the theater, and closed herself inside of the green room. The small dressing room was filled with mirrors and lights, but with a quiet click, the room plunged into darkness, and Maud sat on the floor in the very center.

Usually, tedium calmed her; losing herself in the mindless motions of placing pamphlets and minerals should have slowed her racing thoughts, but beneath her typical stoic expression, her heart beat as if it might jump out of her chest. She placed a hoof over her heart, and took another deep breath, trying to slow it. What would Trixie say? ‘Put on enough glitter, and no one will notice the rabbit under the table’? No, that didn’t seem to fit the situation, but Maud was too rattled to think clearly. Starlight would have wrapped her in a hug, and reminded her that no matter what happened, they would still love and support her. That brought her some comfort, and she focused on the memory of Starlight’s warm forelegs wrapped around her for a long time, until she stopped hearing her heart pounding in her ears.

Finally, Maud opened her eyes and rose to her hooves. ‘The show must go on,’ as Trixie would have said.

With another click! the room exploded in light once more, and Maud Pie placed her satchel in front of the mirror. She’d borrowed some of Trixie’s glitter powder, and with a light swirl of her fillyfriend’s brush, her face soon had a light shimmer to it. Nothing too fancy, but something to make her ‘pop’ on stage; Trixie had said that was important. Plus, she liked the way it shimmered; she felt like a particularly shiny rock as she considered her reflection. She offered herself a little smile as she turned her face back and forth, admiring the shimmer in the bright lights. Very rock-like indeed, she decided.

“Ma’am?” Lamplight the stagehand knocked lightly at the door. “The audience is in their seats, should I start the announcements?”

“Yes. Thank you.” Maud replied, and shook off the cold shudder that wanted to wash down her spine. No! She was going to be fine. And if she failed, well, she would still go home to her other doctorate, and two fillyfriends who would love her even without any degrees at all.

But she did still have her degree, for the record.

Maud walked herself to the wings, and looked over her note cards as she half-listened to Lamplight calling out the announcements - no eating, drinking, magic-casting, etc. The audience sounded much louder than she would have expected for a few professors and rock-studies grad students, but perhaps someone had come in hopes of free food afterwards, she supposed.

“Hey! You two! Ssh! Don’t make me separate you.”

That voice sounded familiar! While Lamplight droned on, Maud peeked out from behind the curtain, and was startled to see an audience - a full audience! Full of students! Not just any students, but students from the Friendship school - Starlight’s students! And there was Starlight, right in the middle, quieting down a pair of pegasi who were whispering to each other in the row in front of her. And there was Trixie, right next to her! There were so many hippogriffs there, Starlight must have brought the whole school fair along with her!

Something warm began to glow inside of Maud, like an ember from a fire, and when Lamplight introduced her, she realized she didn’t feel nervous anymore. She stepped on stage to wild applause, and she could hear a blue unicorn faintly shouting to her neighbors, “That’s my fillyfriend! That’s my fillyfriend up there!”

Maud strode confidently to the podium, and surveyed the audience as the applause died down. Every seat was filled, and while the professors sat in the front row, notepads at the ready, every row behind them was filled with students. And right in the middle, in the center of her line of sight, were Starlight Glimmer and Trixie. Her expression remained placid, seemingly impenetrable as always, but when she locked eyes with Starlight and Trixie, the pair waved, and she knew they felt the warm ember burning inside of them, too.

“Good afternoon, esteemed professors and peers.” Maud began, and her voice felt strong, powerful. In that moment, the audience faded away, and she felt as if she spoke only to her fillyfriends, as if it was just another evening practicing at home.

The speech flowed through her, to use an illustration from one of her poems, like a river flowed over a pebble. She felt herself guided, but not forced; the words came easily, grandly, and each time she felt the current fading, she caught Starlight’s knowing gaze, or Trixie would flash her an enthusiastic grin, and she felt herself buoyed by their affection once more.

Finally, her speech came to an end, and she placed her last sample back in its place on its table. “I will take questions now,” Maud said flatly, and considered the audience.

The professors busied themselves with their notebooks; the other graduate students glanced at one another and murmured amongst themselves. Maud was used to this; she had been told that her style of questioning could be called ‘brusque.’ Behind them, a scaled claw shot up into the air.

“Um, Miss Pie, is - is, um - the use of pumice in household spells, would you say is - underutil - under-useful -”

“Underutilized.” A quiet correction from Starlight Glimmer.

“- Underutilized, compared to other minerals?”

Maud Pie’s eyebrows shot up. That was one of her key points in her thesis! One she had hoped to highlight, but it had gotten relegated mostly to sidebars! How would the griffon child have known that? Her eyes drifted to Starlight Glimmer, who was giving the griffon an encouraging nod, and Trixie, who flashed her a grin. Her eyes darted over the aisle, and she saw other students holding notecards, waiting for their turn.

Maud Pie allowed herself the indulgence of a rare, small grin. “I would say that, yes. Pumice is an underutilized stone in household magic, ignored in favor of more flashy minerals like gemstones. Although pumice is often delegated to the less-glamorous task of descaling hard-water deposits, I think you will find that the evidence points to it having a far more powerful role than initially imagined. If you turn to page three of the pamphlet …”

[---]

“Maud, you were wonderful!”

If Maud Pie hadn’t been an earth pony from a rock farm, she might have buckled under the weight of her two fillyfriends launching themselves on her at once. Instead, she simply caught one in each foreleg, and held them close as they fawned over her.

“You were so great! Oh, you were so calm and collected up there, and your research was just impeccably supported, your citations were a thing of beauty, your MareLA formatting was effortless - you were perfect!” Starlight Glimmer gushed, pulling away to press an impetuous kiss against her grey cheek.

“Your performance was flawless! Is that my shimmer powder? Genius!” Trixie beamed, nuzzling against Maud’s other cheek. “I knew you had a show pony in you!”

“Did you see the students with the note cards? My idea!” Starlight Glimmer giggled, kicking her back hooves playfully where Maud held her a few inches off the ground. “I was so excited to help show off your thesis!”

“I made sure to tell the professors what a great speech that was before they left, too!” Trixie added, equally gleeful.

“I assumed you guys forgot about my defense today.” Maud said, in her usual flat tone, and the pair pulled away from their cuddle-session for a moment.

“What? No way!” Trixie gasped.

“Oh no, Maud! I’m sorry! I was in such a rush this morning - I completely forgot to wish you good luck!” Starlight Glimmer frowned, and reached forward to gently nuzzle Maud’s cheek. “I was so wrapped up in the school fair, and trying to coordinate the caterer and the reception, and organizing the students… I’m so sorry you felt forgotten, Em. I would never forget something so important to you, I promise. You two mean the world to me, much more than any school fair.”

“I forgot too!” Trixie gasped, this time guiltily, and she turned her sad gaze towards Maud. “Can you ever forgive Trixie?”

“Well, you didn’t really forget. I just felt a sense of loss at having my important day seemingly forgotten by the two fillies who mean the most to me. A classic case of miscommunication, remedied before any permanent damage was wrought.” Maud paused for a beat to consider the hot hors d'oeuvres table. “This reception is really nice, by the way.”

“Thank you. I wanted it to be the perfect surprise for you - Pinkie helped me find the caterer, and she volunteered to run the dessert table! She’s really proud of you, too.” Starlight beamed, and smoothed her hoof over Maud’s shoulder, admiring her. “We all are.”

“You must be starving by now! A good performance always works up an appetite for Trixie - I’m sure it’s the same for Trixie’s fillyfriend, the rock performer!” Trixie grinned at Maud, and took her hoof in her own. “Let’s go fill up a bunch of those teeny little snack plates, huh?”

“I’ll get us a table.” Starlight Glimmer laughed, and gave Maud a quick peck on her cheek. “Congratulations, Doctor Pie.”

“Thank you, Star.” Maud allowed one of her rare smiles to escape, warmed by the little glowing ember in her chest. “For everything.”

“That’s what your fillyfriends are for.” Starlight Glimmer murmured, and offered her a smile in return. “Will you get me a plate too?”

“No promifeff.” Trixie replied, her mouth already full of cheese danish.