It was a peaceful day on Earth. Ever since the pandemic started, nature was healing. In a little corner of the world called central Europe two interesting beings were living happily(read: painfully) but unknown to them, they were going on an adventure of a lifetime.

"Hey Polska!", a black, red and golden striped ball shouted. Across the street, a white and red ball turned around to answer.

"Hello Germany!", the red and white ball said as he crossed the street without looking left and right. He payed for this mistake when suddenly a red, blue, white ball with a star on it crashed into him.

"OW! WHY YOU HIT ME?!", Poland shouted at the other ball who was getting up.

"Sorry Indonesia. Was accident. Am running away from fatty because supreme leader is dead from virus and found oil.", the now revealed North Korea said to Poland as he looked behind him to check for fatty(read: USA).

"Am Poland.", Poland said with an annoyed look.

"Guys! I want to show you something.", Germany said from his side of the street.

Across the multiverse, a battle was being fought.

"AAA! Need reinforcement!", a t-34 shouted before getting destroyed by another a panzer 4 of the other team. The panzer celebrated the kill and didn't notice the rumbling behind him.

"Hello.", a voice said from behind the panzer. A loud boom was heard as the panzer was killed by the tank behind him. This tank was the king of the derp, KV-2. The KV-2 immediately started looking around for it's next target. In a warehouse close by, a panzer 2c hid, hoping that the KV-2 didn't find him.

Poland. Germany and North Korea were in Germany's secret lab. At the center of the lab, there was a table with a strange device with lots of lights and cogs.

"What you want to show us?", Poland asked.

"My new invention. With the push of a button, we will be able to escape the pandemic.", Germany said as he pushed a button on the device.

"The match wasn't fair! It was you versus me at the end and we both know that you are over-powered!", the panzer 2c shouted at the KV-2 who had defeated him in the previous match and come to gloat about it. The sky was unusually dark in the lobby.

"But I won and you lost, baby tank.", the KV-2 said in a Russian accent.

"Stop calling me that!", the panzer shouted as the KV-2 laughed.

"No.", the KV-2 said. This was the last that was seen of them as the very next moment, they were struck by lightning and were gone.

The sun was shining and t'was a beautiful day in Equestria and Celestia was in court when she got felt a strong magical surge form the Everfree forest. Then she wrote a letter to Twilight and her friends because they did everything because Celestia was too fat to do anything herself.

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