Poland, best Korea, Germany, kv2, panzer 2c adventures

Germany and Panzer was first to see the technicolo(u)red ponies and reacted accordingly.

"Look! Tiny pastel horses! Two of them have horn shaped penis on their foreheads, two are normal nd two other have mutated to get wings! One of the mutated one is rainbow colo(u)red.", Germany shouted in excitement. The Panzer laughed.

"ME WANT TO SEE!", North Korea's voice shouted as kv2 exited the forest from their right. He looked around and saw the stunned ponies plus one unconscious pone on the ground. They stayed silent for a moment before Rainbow Dash's slow ass windows 95 brain finally processed what Germany said an got angry and turned red.

"There only five pone and a tomato with rainbow wig, you liar!", North Korea said angrily. He really wanted to see Rainbow pone because it could be the one that supreme leader had before the virus got him. Rainbow Dash had enough and quickly flew up to kick Germany but because of how stupid she was, she kicked Panzer and broke her hind legs with a loud scream of pain.

"Why yuo hit me?", Panzer asked Raonbiw without caring about the fact that Rainbow was screaming and crying in pain.

"Oh! There's Rainbow pon and it's hurt! I gib first aid!", North Kurwa said as he pulled a first aid box from behind him and jumped off of Kv2 to help Rainbo Dash. Twilight with her windows 11, NVidia rtx 3090 brain, quickly wrote a letter to Princess Cake-murderer demanding Luna and guards and gave it to her letterbox assistant who she teleported here. Rainbow stopped screaming as Korea finished first aid.

"Yuo is okay now.", Korea said as he closed the first aid box. Rainbow mumbled a thanks unconsciously as her low-end brain was processing why the ball thingy had save her.

"There something coming!", Poland whisper-shouted to Kv2 and gestured at at a shining dot in the sky with his eyes. Kv2 however did not notice the dot. Instead she was focused on the pretty castle on the side of the mountain in the distance. Poland noticed this and got off kv2 to get a stick and got back on to kv2 and pointed with the stick. Kv2 finally noticed the dot which had now gotten close enough to observe. They suddenly got teleported to a empty field which overlooked a town. Germany, Panzer and Korea were also teleported but the ponies were not.

"Where is w-", Panzer tried to ask but stopped when he saw three large golden box carriages being pulled by pegasi wearing golden armor and a small open dark one being pulled by pegasi with bat wings in purple painted iron armor. The carriages landed 200 meters in front of them and the pegasi pulling the carriages quickly got out of their harnesses. More ponies in golden armor started exiting the carriages and in one minute, stood in formation 150 meter away from them. A large dark blue pony with wings and horn exited the dark carriage and stood in front of the formation. She was wearing purple armor and carried a war hammer in a blue aura which was the same as the aura around her horn. It was easy to tell that she was royalty for almost everyone.

"I WILL GIV-", the tall pony shouted but was cut off by the minority that couldn't tell that she was royalty.

"HOW IS YUO OF HOLDING HAMMER??!!", Germany shouted as hopped off Panzer and walked/hopped to Luna. Luna was stumped by the complete lack of knowledge displayed by the small creature in front of her. Germany was about half the height of a pony and a pony was was half the height of Luna with the horn.

"With magic.", she answered. This did not please Germany and he looked angry.

"Do all creatures like you look cute when angry?", Luna asked with a smirk making Germany even angerier.

"MAGIC IS NOT OF REAL STUPID IDI-", Germany shouted but was cut off when a unicorn from the formation shot Germany with a spell which caused Germany to be thrown back and hit Panzer. This angered all four of our protagonists.

"WHY YUO HURT GERMANY??!! HE DIDN'T EVEN HURT Y-", Poland shouted in anger but was cut off when the same unicorn shot him with a spell and making him fall of the kv2 and hurt himself. Luna was angry at the guard but couldn't berate him as KV2 beat her to it.

"Enough! If you shoot one more time, I will hurt you all!", KV2 shouted in anger and Panzer moved his turret in a nodding gesture. One second later, she was hit by a spell. Kv2 was unaffected but her patience had been tested. Without warning, she turned her head(turret) to face a small mountain and shot it. The boom from the gun had temporarily deafened all the guards and 2 seconds later the mountain exploded. Some pebbles from the blast landed on them.

"I didn't know you was this powerful.", Panzer said as he looked at the destruction in awe. Luna was not happy. In fact, she was scared. She needed to destroy the metal beast immediately.

"CHARGE!", she shouted and the guards immediately charged. For 3 seconds they charged until somepony at the front tripped and all was chaos as his spear stabbed two guards on his left whose spears stabbed more guards and within 10 seconds, all the solar guards had hurt themselves so much that they couldn't move. Luna, Kv2, Panzer, North Korea, the injured Poland and Germany and the 6 night guards she got watched with wide mouths as this happened. These guards were supposed to be the best in the Solar guard! Luna couldn't even imagine how Equestria had such a garbage army.

"Should I help them?", North Korea asked his friends

"I can't even feel angry at them.", Germany said. He was fine because the spell did no damage. "Go help them.", he said. North Korea started to help the solar guards as Luna watched in surprise.

"Why are you helping us?", she asked.

"Because they is hurt.", Poland answered as Luna walked closer.

"But you're the enemy.", she said.

"Enemy?", Poland asked. "We didn't attack first, you had attacked first!"

"But Twilight's letter said you had attacked Rainbow Dash."

"Rainbow pone had got angery because Germany and tried attacking him but missed and broke her legs and then Korea helped her."

"This is all just a big misunderstanding.", Germany said. The realization that Twilight was kinda racist hit everyone.

"Can yuo show magic?", Germany asked with a notepad and pen.