Poland, best Korea, Germany, kv2, panzer 2c adventures

by ARandomLonelyDude

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Profanity, Random, Adventure, Main 6, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Changelings
Length: 7039

country ball and tank in Equestria. what happens? read to find out.

Five beings form two different dimensions were brought to Equestria after a memelord hit his head on the ceiling because he brothe out of his nose too hard. Lots of offensive jokes are thrown around.

[WARNING: life]

Image by This guy(super weird). Sould be updated every weekend.
p.s. Poland is doing a headstand in the cover image.

Published 2021-09-21 10:10:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-06-01 11:32:31 UTC

1: Illegal immigration 101

It was a peaceful day on Earth. Ever since the pandemic started, nature was healing. In a little corner of the world called central Europe two interesting beings were living happily(read: painfully) but unknown to them, they were going on an adventure of a lifetime.

"Hey Polska!", a black, red and golden striped ball shouted. Across the street, a white and red ball turned around to answer.

"Hello Germany!", the red and white ball said as he crossed the street without looking left and right. He payed for this mistake when suddenly a red, blue, white ball with a star on it crashed into him.

"OW! WHY YOU HIT ME?!", Poland shouted at the other ball who was getting up.

"Sorry Indonesia. Was accident. Am running away from fatty because supreme leader is dead from virus and found oil.", the now revealed North Korea said to Poland as he looked behind him to check for fatty(read: USA).

"Am Poland.", Poland said with an annoyed look.

"Guys! I want to show you something.", Germany said from his side of the street.

Across the multiverse, a battle was being fought.

"AAA! Need reinforcement!", a t-34 shouted before getting destroyed by another a panzer 4 of the other team. The panzer celebrated the kill and didn't notice the rumbling behind him.

"Hello.", a voice said from behind the panzer. A loud boom was heard as the panzer was killed by the tank behind him. This tank was the king of the derp, KV-2. The KV-2 immediately started looking around for it's next target. In a warehouse close by, a panzer 2c hid, hoping that the KV-2 didn't find him.

Poland. Germany and North Korea were in Germany's secret lab. At the center of the lab, there was a table with a strange device with lots of lights and cogs.

"What you want to show us?", Poland asked.

"My new invention. With the push of a button, we will be able to escape the pandemic.", Germany said as he pushed a button on the device.

"The match wasn't fair! It was you versus me at the end and we both know that you are over-powered!", the panzer 2c shouted at the KV-2 who had defeated him in the previous match and come to gloat about it. The sky was unusually dark in the lobby.

"But I won and you lost, baby tank.", the KV-2 said in a Russian accent.

"Stop calling me that!", the panzer shouted as the KV-2 laughed.

"No.", the KV-2 said. This was the last that was seen of them as the very next moment, they were struck by lightning and were gone.

The sun was shining and t'was a beautiful day in Equestria and Celestia was in court when she got felt a strong magical surge form the Everfree forest. Then she wrote a letter to Twilight and her friends because they did everything because Celestia was too fat to do anything herself.

Author's Note

feedback

3: Hello there

Germany and Panzer was first to see the technicolo(u)red ponies and reacted accordingly.

"Look! Tiny pastel horses! Two of them have horn shaped penis on their foreheads, two are normal nd two other have mutated to get wings! One of the mutated one is rainbow colo(u)red.", Germany shouted in excitement. The Panzer laughed.

"ME WANT TO SEE!", North Korea's voice shouted as kv2 exited the forest from their right. He looked around and saw the stunned ponies plus one unconscious pone on the ground. They stayed silent for a moment before Rainbow Dash's slow ass windows 95 brain finally processed what Germany said an got angry and turned red.

"There only five pone and a tomato with rainbow wig, you liar!", North Korea said angrily. He really wanted to see Rainbow pone because it could be the one that supreme leader had before the virus got him. Rainbow Dash had enough and quickly flew up to kick Germany but because of how stupid she was, she kicked Panzer and broke her hind legs with a loud scream of pain.

"Why yuo hit me?", Panzer asked Raonbiw without caring about the fact that Rainbow was screaming and crying in pain.

"Oh! There's Rainbow pon and it's hurt! I gib first aid!", North Kurwa said as he pulled a first aid box from behind him and jumped off of Kv2 to help Rainbo Dash. Twilight with her windows 11, NVidia rtx 3090 brain, quickly wrote a letter to Princess Cake-murderer demanding Luna and guards and gave it to her letterbox assistant who she teleported here. Rainbow stopped screaming as Korea finished first aid.

"Yuo is okay now.", Korea said as he closed the first aid box. Rainbow mumbled a thanks unconsciously as her low-end brain was processing why the ball thingy had save her.

"There something coming!", Poland whisper-shouted to Kv2 and gestured at at a shining dot in the sky with his eyes. Kv2 however did not notice the dot. Instead she was focused on the pretty castle on the side of the mountain in the distance. Poland noticed this and got off kv2 to get a stick and got back on to kv2 and pointed with the stick. Kv2 finally noticed the dot which had now gotten close enough to observe. They suddenly got teleported to a empty field which overlooked a town. Germany, Panzer and Korea were also teleported but the ponies were not.

"Where is w-", Panzer tried to ask but stopped when he saw three large golden box carriages being pulled by pegasi wearing golden armor and a small open dark one being pulled by pegasi with bat wings in purple painted iron armor. The carriages landed 200 meters in front of them and the pegasi pulling the carriages quickly got out of their harnesses. More ponies in golden armor started exiting the carriages and in one minute, stood in formation 150 meter away from them. A large dark blue pony with wings and horn exited the dark carriage and stood in front of the formation. She was wearing purple armor and carried a war hammer in a blue aura which was the same as the aura around her horn. It was easy to tell that she was royalty for almost everyone.

"I WILL GIV-", the tall pony shouted but was cut off by the minority that couldn't tell that she was royalty.

"HOW IS YUO OF HOLDING HAMMER??!!", Germany shouted as hopped off Panzer and walked/hopped to Luna. Luna was stumped by the complete lack of knowledge displayed by the small creature in front of her. Germany was about half the height of a pony and a pony was was half the height of Luna with the horn.

"With magic.", she answered. This did not please Germany and he looked angry.

"Do all creatures like you look cute when angry?", Luna asked with a smirk making Germany even angerier.

"MAGIC IS NOT OF REAL STUPID IDI-", Germany shouted but was cut off when a unicorn from the formation shot Germany with a spell which caused Germany to be thrown back and hit Panzer. This angered all four of our protagonists.

"WHY YUO HURT GERMANY??!! HE DIDN'T EVEN HURT Y-", Poland shouted in anger but was cut off when the same unicorn shot him with a spell and making him fall of the kv2 and hurt himself. Luna was angry at the guard but couldn't berate him as KV2 beat her to it.

"Enough! If you shoot one more time, I will hurt you all!", KV2 shouted in anger and Panzer moved his turret in a nodding gesture. One second later, she was hit by a spell. Kv2 was unaffected but her patience had been tested. Without warning, she turned her head(turret) to face a small mountain and shot it. The boom from the gun had temporarily deafened all the guards and 2 seconds later the mountain exploded. Some pebbles from the blast landed on them.

"I didn't know you was this powerful.", Panzer said as he looked at the destruction in awe. Luna was not happy. In fact, she was scared. She needed to destroy the metal beast immediately.

"CHARGE!", she shouted and the guards immediately charged. For 3 seconds they charged until somepony at the front tripped and all was chaos as his spear stabbed two guards on his left whose spears stabbed more guards and within 10 seconds, all the solar guards had hurt themselves so much that they couldn't move. Luna, Kv2, Panzer, North Korea, the injured Poland and Germany and the 6 night guards she got watched with wide mouths as this happened. These guards were supposed to be the best in the Solar guard! Luna couldn't even imagine how Equestria had such a garbage army.

"Should I help them?", North Korea asked his friends

"I can't even feel angry at them.", Germany said. He was fine because the spell did no damage. "Go help them.", he said. North Korea started to help the solar guards as Luna watched in surprise.

"Why are you helping us?", she asked.

"Because they is hurt.", Poland answered as Luna walked closer.

"But you're the enemy.", she said.

"Enemy?", Poland asked. "We didn't attack first, you had attacked first!"

"But Twilight's letter said you had attacked Rainbow Dash."

"Rainbow pone had got angery because Germany and tried attacking him but missed and broke her legs and then Korea helped her."

"This is all just a big misunderstanding.", Germany said. The realization that Twilight was kinda racist hit everyone.

"Can yuo show magic?", Germany asked with a notepad and pen.

4.2: Cultural exchange part two

Inside, everyone was curious what the necklace was for and what the flash. Half a minute later, Luna entered the treehouse while holding a dark green earth pony mare with black mane and a red star cutie mark in her magic behind her. The mare was wearing the same necklace that Luna had left with and seemed to be very confused (and thicc). Luna set the are down on a cushion next to the table and took a seat for herself.

"Where Kv2?", Poland asked.

"There.", Luna answered as she pointed at the confused mare.

"Yuo make Kv2 into pone with magic?", North Korea asked as he looked at the mare with confusion.

"Yes. It helps because she can fit in the doors and not have to worry about scaring ponies anymore.", Luna answered.

"Hehe, tiny tank pone.", Panzer said as he looked at Kv2.

"And this one is for you.", Luna said as she got another necklace from the box and put it on panzer before he could try escaping. A flash of light later, a grey earth pony stallion with black mane and an iron cross cutiemark was where Panzer was.

"Heehehe, you're smaller.", Kv2 said while giggling. Panzer looked down to observe his body and realized that he was indeed smaller.

"Now can we start with our cultural exchange thingy?", Germany asked as he took a seat at the table.

"Oooh! Can I asks of questioning?", Poland asked excitedly.

"Yuo can but only if yuo answers correctly to my question.", Germany said. "What is 2+2?"

"Uhhh.... FISH!", Poland answered wrongly.

"Yuo is wrong and dummkopf!", Germany said. Poland became sad. "Go help Kv2 and Panzer how to walk.", Germany added. Poland complied and went to help them.

Later that night

Twilight entered the treehouse after the hospital discharged her after making sure that she was fine. Her head still had a few bandages. She looked around to see if Luna was there but only found 2 random pones and 3 country balls sleeping in a pile on top of a mattress. She didn't have enough energy to care and went upstairs to sleep as well.

Author's Note

New chapter on Saturday! OMG! Give comment.

5.1: A new day and poland is already getting bullied

Author's Note

engrish used.
update: engrish reduced because some of you use text to speech

5.1: A new day and poland is already getting bullied

NEXT MOR-NINJ(a)

Poland was walking around the beautiful cities of Canterlot. He did not know da wae of how he getting here but he not care of because of he of was looking around of nice flower in big garden with statue and trying to find exit. He suddenly remember thar that Luna was living in the big castle and he could just ask her for helping find exit.

He got off the bench he was sitting on started going to da exit to find da princess but all of sudden a royal guard appeared.

"Halt! How did you get here creature?", he questioned Poland.

"I not of knowing. I was sleeping in treehouse but am waking up here. Do you know da wae to da exit or da princes?", Poland said. The guard look at Poland before picking him up with magic and putting him on back and then started to fly to the edge of city.

"WOAW! Yuo can fly and do magics?!", Poland asked in wonder.

"Yes, I can.", the guard said in a voice which had a slight buzz in it. Suddenly, Poland realized that the guard's wing were like that of a fly and horn was bent and had chitin skin and not fur skin. He looked to the ground and saw that they were flying above a desert.

"When we got here and what is yuo?!", Poland asked in a distressed voice.

"Keep quiet or I'll drop you!"

"oh kurwa..."

6.1.1: Polska can into the hive

"Are we there yet?", Poloni asked in a bored voice for the hundredth time in one hour

"Shut the buck up! My back is already hurting from carrying you for two hours and on top of that you can't even keep quiet!", The changeling shouted at Polonian.

"If yuo of wantings me to silent then you should have just said.", Польшча said with an annoyed expression. "How far is your clay from Eq- Eku- Ponyland?", Poljska asked.

"Clay?", the changeling said in a confuzzled tone.

"It mean land.", Полша said.

"Well, I can't tell you that.", the changeling answered and they continued flying in silence for a few minutes.

"This is like when Soviet Union sent me to gulag for learning French. Train ride to Siberia took ten days!", Polònia said. The cahnageling ignored what Pulonia said and continued flying. They continued flying for another hour or something, Idk I don't have a clock.

"Wat is dat?", Poljska asked as in the distance, a masiive rock thingy could be seen.

"That is our stop.", the chernglern answered as they got closer. Polsko observed the flying shapes as they got closer to the structure. They were other changlings, most of them were wearing armour and patrolling the outside while a few seemed to be civillians that were going about their day.

They entrerd an opening in the side of the strukture and startred flying in a tunnel that lead to the top of the hive. Along da wae, Polen marveled at the how th sights of the inside of the hive looked so familiar. The houses looked dull and same, the othr cherglins looked dull and hungry, the tunnel for flying and some streets here and there were lit up by a few yello electric lights and some green glowing thingy but that just made it seem more depressing.

"This look liek Eastern Europe when Soviet Union started mass producing houses.", Poola thought out loud.

"I'm pretty sure that this 'Eastern Europe' was better than here.", the chnageling said.

"Nah. This place better. There more color here than in all of Eastern Europe.", Puola replied. The changeling nodded and continued flying. Soon they landed on a landing platform at the end of the tunnel. There were lots of guards there.

Author's Note

Poland but every time it is written in a different language. ~~Will do the same for rest of 6.1~~too hard

6.1.3: Sir Polska the Smart, contributes to the world in a positive way

Polska was led down the hall by the guards to the front of the throne where they stopped and bowed.

"Rise.", the queen said. The guards and Polska did as they were told.

"Why is me here?", Polska asked and immediately shut up. This was not how you're supposed to behave in presence of royalty.

"I assume your journey here was comfortable. I wouldn't want a creature like you to get hurt yet.", the queen said as she looked at Polska.

"Trip was okay and what you mean by 'yet'? What you going to do with me?", POlska questioned as dread grew within him.

"Use you as a bargaining chip of course. Princess Celestia wouldn't want an alien ambassador to get hurt, would she?", the queen said with a smile that showed off her fangs.

"Bargaining chip for what?", Polska asked. If he was going to be held hostage, he might as well know why.

"For food. My hive has been facing food shortages for a very long time but recently it has been getting harder and harder to gather love to feed th-", the queen tried explaining but got cut off.

"Yuo eat love?", Polska asked.

"Yes we do eat love alongside normal food which we can't get either. Love is important since our bodies are not able to generate enough magical energy to survive.", Chrysali answered.

"Why not grow food on yuor clay?", Polska asked.

"clay?"

"Territory."

"The hive is in the middle of the badlands, a place where nothing can grow. We know that because many have tried farming here in the past."

"Hmmm... what if me could help you?"

"I doubt that you can but sure, you can try.", the queen replied. The creature before her was rather happy to help her despite the fact that he was held hostage by them.

"Okay. hmmmm.", Polska said as he started thinking. "I have idea! can yuo put love energy into plant?", Polska asked excitedly.

"We can.", Chrysalis answered.

"Great! All we need is Russia's secret potato. Luckily, I had tricked Belarus into giving it to me.", Polska said as he pulled out a potato from... somewhere.

"Put love energy into this.", Polska said as he held up the potato.

"I will but if what you're doing does not work then I will drain you of all your love. Understood?", Chrysalis warned.

"Tak."

Within ten minutes, Chrysalis and Polska, along with a dozen guards, were outside the hive. Polska had dug a hole in which he had buried the potato.

"Now watch as it grow in record time.", Polska said as he looked at the mound of dirt that the potato was buried under.

"What do you mean by record tim-", Chrysalis tried to ask but was stopped by something. The potato that Polska had planted a minute was already growing and within thirty seconds, it was a fully grown, healthy potato plant. Polska dug up a potato of the plant and held it up for her to see and she was shocked.

It had love energy. Their problem was solved.

6.2: North Korea breaks out

It was getting boring. ~~North~~ Real Korea was stuck in the cage for an unknown amount of time and he couldn't figure out a way to escape. Yet.

He did not have any advantages or help to escape the cage.

except...

He took his cap off and searched in it for a bit before pulling out a pin. It was good that he remembered his learning from spy training class, which he had failed, but that didn't matter.

He put his cap back on and bent the pin a bit. He then jammed the pin into the lock and started moving it around. The pin unfortunately broke.

"What? How pin break?! It made in glorious Kore-", he said as he brought the broken pin closer to his eyes to inspect it only to find "Made in China" engraved onto it. "CHINA I THOUGHT WE WAS FRIENDS BUT YOU GAVE BAD PIN TO M-"

"SHUT UP!", a voice sounded from somewhere else in the dungeon. ~~North~~ Real Korea froze. The sound of hoofsteps on stone got closer to his cage but he couldn't see who was coming to him because of the low light levels. He stared into the dark but found nothing. Instead the dark stared right back at him. Seriously, it stared at him with yellow, catlike eyes.

For a moment, Korea felt fear. The fear died, however, when the being stepped forward into the dim torchlight and revealed herself to be a pony. She had a grey coat, a dark blue mane, catlike eyes, bat wings instead of pega(sus) wings and was wearing purple armor. She was clearly annoyed and seemed to be tired.

"You're one of those aliens,", she said, becoming much more focused, "How did you get in here?"

"Stupid pone sent me to cage after I call him stupid."

"And who was this pony?"

"Ugly pony. Pee coloured hair, shit like face, ugly eyes, womanless attitude, dumb, stupid, shit pony, dung eat-", North Korea described before being cut off by the bat pony, who had opened the cage, placing her hoof on his mouth.

"While your description is very informative, it won't help unless you have the name of the pony because there a lot of ponies who fit the description.", the bat pony said as she stepped aside to let North Korea out. "Now follow me unless you want to get lost in here.", she said as she started walking down the hallway she came from. North Korea complied and followed.

They continued walking through the dimly lit dungeon silently. The bat pony could feel Korea's stare but decided to keep quiet.

"Are you pegasus?", Korea asked suddenly. The guard was taken aback by the incredibly stupid question.

"Of course not! Can you not see the bat wings or the fangs?", the guard answered.

"So yuo is vampire like Romania?", Korea asked.

"You can't just assume that I drink blood just because I have fangs!", the guard answered angrily.

"So yuo is venomous?", Korea asked an even more stupid question.

"Look, I am going to say this once only. Thestrals are not venomous or poisonous or vampires or evil like those 'normal' ponies would tell you,", the guard said angrily, hoping that Korea would stop asking her dumb questions.

"So yuo is fourth pony race?", Korea asked. This time it was a normal-ish question.

"Yes, we are the fourth pony race.", the guard answered with a sigh as they started going up some stairs.

"I not saw yuo race in pony village."

"That's because thestrals are nocturnal and live mostly in Canterlot or Hollow Shades but sometimes I wish I could leave Equestria like those guys who went to Griffonia.", the guard said as they reached the top of the staircase and started walking through more hallways which were somewhat better lit up.

"Why yuo not of want to live in pony land? Are yuo not loyal guard?", Korea questioned.

"Well I would have loved to live in Canterlot or Hollow Shades even but Hollow Shades is a literal bucking slum and tshe only places where we can live in Canterlot is the lower city which is just a slum but extremely overpriced.", the guard answered as they walked up another staircase.

"Yuo can complain of-", Korea tried to suggest but got cut off by the guard.

"We can complain but every time somepony does try to bring it to court, they are ignored.", the guard said sadly as they reached the top of the staircase and entered the pristine hallways of the castle.

"Then why not revolution?"

"What?"

Author's Note

oh noes korea start revolution?

its 5 am. my brain is not okay lol

6.3: Germany used [Fairy tales].

Germany sat on Panzer, clearly bored as they looked for where Poland was. He had explained what he had performed a short range teleport on Poland at 3:00 AM using magic and Poland should have been on the tree house's roof but it might have gone wrong due to the timing. After the explanation, the three of them had immediately started looking for him with Germany and Panzer going to look in the part of town that was closer to the town hall and KV2 going to the part of town that was closer to the forest.

So far they had only attracted the attention of the locals as they passed through the town square, asking if they saw Poland. The search would have yielded more results for the duo if the ponies were not so afraid or suspicious of them and also if they gave the ponies a description other than 'dumb red white ball creature'.

"We haf been searching for Poland since morning but haven't found any trace of him.", Panzer said as another pony they asked didn't know where Poland was.

"And?", Germany said, clearly annoyed but refusing to give up the search.

"I think zat you teleported him somewhere outside of town.", Panzer said.

"Maybe. Let's go azk KV2 if she found anything.", Germany said. Panzer didn't say anything and started moving to a field where they had agreed to meet at. Within two minutes, they were at the location thanks to some shortcut, which involved running over a shed and a few flowerbeds, but KV2 was not to be found.

Instead they found a hole which sounded a lot like KV2 calling out for help and also getting angry at some children. One second later, they realized that the hole was surrounded by three fillies and had KV2 in it.

"Get me out of here or I send yuo to gulag!", KV2 threatened unsuccessfully.

"You're such a terrible monster so why should we even take you seriously?", the orange chicken-like pegasus asked, "Like you even fell for Sweetie's trap and it was sooo obviously there.", she continued, causing the white, unicorn to become slightly angry.

"Shut!", KV2 shouted again.

"Hey! Stop bullying!", Panzer shouted at the three fillies as he started driving to them. The fillies stopped their bullying and looked at the duo.

"Stay back or we'll trap you too!", the yellow filly with red hair shouted.

"Silly pony, yuo can't trap us!", Germany shouted as Panzer got closer. They got closer as closer and were only ten meters away.

Suddenly, the ground beneath Panzer broke and both of them fell into a hole. Luckily, neither of them were not injured.

"Ha! I told you!", they heard the yellow filly shout from above them.

"How did you not see that one?", the orange filly asked as she looked at them from above.

"Let us out!", both of them shouted.

"Nuh uh. We want our cutie marks for monster hunting. Wait, did they come yet?!", the white one shouted as she looked for her cutie mark.

Germany finally lost his cool. They had been searching for Poland the entire morning and now had to deal with these imbecilic kids who think that they'll achieve something by trapping them in holes.

He had a plan.

"If you don't let us out then the witch will get you!", Germany shouted.

"What witch?", the orange one asked.

"The witch who lives in the forest in a houze made out of candy. She will lure yuo naughty dummköpfe into her house and cage you and fatten yuo up and then she will skin yuo three alive and then use the skin to make carpets and designer clothes and then she'll cook you in a pot and eat you up like tha bad children you are if you don't let us out!", Germany shouted as he made up another fairy tale just like in the good old days.

"What? That can't be true, r-right?", the white on said.

"No! It is very korrekt! The witch had caught my father and almost ate him but his sister saved him by tricking the witch!", Panzer jumped in to make it seem legitimate.

"Da! The witch house have chicken legs so that if you try to escape the house chase you and catch you!", KV2 shouted, adding more information on how the fillies would die.

"Oh Celestia, don't tell the witch about us! We'll let you go!", the white one shouted as she threw a shovel to Germany and ran away. The other two followed too.

"We did it! We can escaping now!", Panzer said happily.

"But we have to dig a path and it would take very long.", Germany said as he realized how deep the hole was.

"Stupid children."

Author's Note

Fairy tales are made up on the spot to scare kids into behaving properly.

5.2: Germany uses magik to remove polska from treehous

Early morning.

Germany finshed drawing something on da flloor with a chalk. He threw the chalk away and started checking what he draw. He had drawn a long range teleporting circle since he could only use wands or drawings to do magic. He wanted to test his skills and now he was done drawing. All he needed was a test subject. He looked around the room to see if he could find something and his eyes locked on to Poland.

He walked over to Poland and picked him up.

"For progress.", Germany whispered to himself as he put the sleeping Poland in the center of the circle. He then lit the six candles at the corners of the circle and the chalk lines started glowing green. Poland started disintegrating(like when Thanos-ball) snapped into dust and soon disappeared completely. The lines stopped glowing as well.

"polska will be fine.", he said as he got rid of the circle.

2: Forest

Poland woke up first. He was lying down on grass, surrounded by trees. It was peaceful.

"Wait. I'm supposed to be in Germany's secret lab.", he said as he got up and looked around. He spotted Germany on the grass a few meters away. He spotted North Korea on a tree branch along with a peaked cap. He spotted a KV2 and Panzer2c in front of him, staring at him with yellow orbs for eyes. They stared at each other for twenty seconds before the panzer spoke up.

"You Indonesia?", it asked with confusion.

"No you kurwa. Am Poland.", Poland answered angrily.

"Who those two?", the KV2 asked as it pointed to Germany, North Korea. Its turret rotated alot faster than Poland liked.

"Uuggghhh.", North Korea groaned as he woke up. "Where am-", he got cut off as he fell off the branch and into a bush with a loud scream. The screaming woke up Germany.

"What is it?!", Germany asked as he quickly got up. He looked around and froze when he spotted the panzer.

"Uhhh... hi?", the panzer said.

"GERMANY! I WILL SKIN YOU!", North Korea said angrily as he exited the bush wearing his cap which had a few leaves stuck in it. The anger evaporated when he saw the two tanks who were now looking at him. Everyone was completely silent for a few seconds.

"What the hel is going on?", Korea asks Poland.

"Idk, ask the author.", Germany says as he gettings of nostalgia of conquering Poland with panzer.

"Wat?", kv2 said as she not know who is author.

"I think we should leave forest and find civilization.", Poland says as he look at dark tree.

"and then we can blitzkrieg them.", Panzer added.

"No, no blitzkrieg for you!", Poland shouts. He then gets on to kv2 along with North Korea and Germany gets on to panzer and they start going down a path that they not see before.

Twilight was reading a book when Spike came and gave her a letter from Celestia. She called her friends because she always got problems when she got letter from sun princess. She read out letter to them when they came and all were shocked about magic surge from Everfree.

"Lets go and use unnecessary violence!", Rainbow shouts as she prepares for battle.

"No. We will use elements of harmony to summon friendship laser to defeat any enemies", Twilight said and everyone agreed and they went to to the Everfree forest edge when they heard rumbling sounds. Out of the forest came two metal beasts. One was grey and the other was green. They had balls on them. The grey one had a black, red and gold ball and the green one had two balls, one was red and white, the other was blue, white, red with red star and was wearing peaked cap and looked extremely handsome so that Rarity fainted from how beautiful it was.

Author's Note

Helo give fedabck. Also Kv2 = female becuase it seems right

4.1: Cultural exchange part one

The next day

After Twilight was told that racism is bad by Luna(Luna definitely didn't use Asian ways suggested by north Korea) and cover up of Kv2 destroying a mountain, everything was fine. Except that the cover up didn't work because of lack of funding. Now there was ponies who thought that Kv2 was going to eat them all. However they were a minority and Equestria was good at removing minorities.

After Celestia got a full report of what happened, she decided that they should learn more about the 5 aliens' cultures since none of them wanted to go home yet. She also thought of making a bridge between their worlds for ~~colonization~~ political reasons. All decision were made without Luna. Luna was in charge of the cultural exchange instead of Twilight because Twilight had accidentally punched herself till she was unconscious and then immediately jumped off of her treehouse balcony and had to be taken to hospital. There were definitely no screams of pain coming from the library.
"Guys.", Kv2 said from outside the treehouse library. Luna, Germany, North Korea, Poland and Panzer turned to the door. "The door is too small.", Kv2 continued. Everyone except her had gotten inside for the cultural exchange thingy.

"The door is perfectly fine, it is you who are fat.", Panzer said.

"I'M NOT FAT!", Kv2 shouted angrily from outside.

"It is rude of you to call ladies fat.", Luna said with a disappointed look which the countryballs shared.

"But it is true dat she fat.", Panzer said without caring about the disappointed looks.

"DON'T CALL ME FAT!!", KV2 shouted, trying not to cry.

"how about thicc?", Panzer asked.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"No. Just no.", Kv2 said with a slight blush that shouldn't be possible. "Can you use your magic to make me fit?", Kv2 asked.

"I can't make your size smaller easily for long. Maybe there is a solution...", Luna said as she started thinking.

One minute of thinking later.

Aha! I got it! Spik, come here!", she shouted and a second later, a dragon came downstairs much to the shock of the aliens that were inside. Luna picked up some paper and a quill from the table in center of library and quickly wrote something down and handed the paper to Spike who blew magical fire on it.

"What that supposed to be? Why yuo burn the message?", Germany asked.

"The message was sent to my sister, Princes Celestia.", Luna answered as Spike burped fire and the fire turned into a box. Luna took the box and opened it and took out a necklace from it. It was made out of silver and had a diamond pendant on it. Luna walked outside to Kv2 and put the necklace on Kv2's turret and there was a flash of light.

5.3: North Korea gets freedom of speech jk he doesn't

TAHT SAME DAY, ELSEWHERE

~~North~~ Real Korea was being lead to some big, fancy building that was ~~sort of like the Pyongyang hotel~~ shaped like a cylinder and looked ~~very pretty~~ like capitalist filth, which was basically any other house in this place, by Twilight S(us)parkle. He was being take n so that he could ~~explore the new and better culture of Equestria~~ gather information on the surroundings to plan the invasion of ponyland by Real Korea. Of course Twilight didn't know that he was planning that.

"Ok, so, Rarity volunteered to show you about our culture for today so be nice to her.", Twilight said as she left ~~North~~ Real Korea at the door of the ~~pretty~~capitalist filth building. He watched the purple pony walk 23 steps away in the opposite direction but then suddenly a golden carriage that was being pulled by pega(sus) landed and ran her over while doing so. Korea wanted to help but didn't because the carriage door opened and a pony who looked like he was a snob stepped out.

The door to the balding opened and the white pony with purple hair from before stepped out to see what was going on. She frowned when she saw the pony from the carriage walk toward the building.

"Ah Prince Blueblood, I see that you have come for the suit that you commissioned.", Rarity said with a forced smile. The other pony nodded and pushed Korea out of da wae and entered the building. Korea then entered the building and saw all sort of fabric and cloth and girl stuff.

"Please wait here while I go get the suit.", Rarity said to the pony as she entered some other room. The pony then noticed Korea and glared at him.

"Tell me what you know about Equestria.", the pony said with a malicious smile.

"Uhhh... you is of rule by diarchy who control sun and moon, you have something called 'freedom of speech', and country population is of ponies an- "

"The country is for ponies, not freaks like you."

"Hey! That is mean!"

"Do you know who you're talking to?"

"Stupid horse!", Korea shouted and suddenly he was in a cage in a dark place. He was frozen in fear as he realized that he was taken away just like dissenters were.

Author's Note

The lines that have been cut out are definitely not what North Korea ball is thinking in reality but hiding because of fear of repression.

6.1.2: Polska takes a short walk

Pologne was led through the maze like halls of the 'palace' at the top of the hive by two guards. The place was dark, slightly dusty and rather empty. A few paintings depicting battles and different rulers lined the walls. Poalen was, however, rather uncaring about the state of the place as he was too busy thinking about what the guards had said to him. He was going to meet the queen of these changelings.

He was going to meet royalty. He had some idea about what he's supposed to behave like but this was alien royalty who looked similar to the monsters in that one film that America showed him.

"We're here.", one of the guards said as they stopped in front of a massive, beautifully carved double door. Polonia prepared himself. The door's glowed the same colour as the guards' horn and opened to reveal a huge throne room. The throne room had a lot of space with large, plain windows on the left and right walls, but was occupied by only three others, not counting Polen and the guards escorting him. On the other end of the throne room, on a dais, on the big, scary looking throne was a big, scary looking changeling with a crown.

Author's Note

not getting enough idea for this all of a sudden but I'm suddenly getting ideas for some other fic that hasn't even started.

7.1: the eve of something

"What the buck do you mean by revolution?!", the bat pony whisper shouted at Korea as she dragged him into a corner.

"What you no have revolution?", Korea asked.

"Of course we don't! The princess controls the sun!", the batpony answered angrily.

"So she control entire world?", Korea asked as his mood worsened due to the possibility that the entire world was under a pig monarchy shit system.

"No she do-"

"Then revolution possible!", Korea said happily.

"No it isn't! There are so many other rulers other than the princess who would want nothing more than to conquer us!"

"The nation can preserve through willpower and leadership despite enemy everywhere."

"No, that cannot be possible."

"If not possible then how can me exist? Answer is simple. After great Korea clay was liberated from the Japanese demons, it was made into two: South with capitalist pig America colonizing them and North with glorious socialism under Kim Il-Sung,", Korea started explaining, hoping to educate the mare,"At first it was hard but the great Korea lands recovered until the imperialist Americans started brutal war to take over Korea. First, we were winning and close to liberating our southern brother but then we started losing and were almost wiped but through willpower we survived!"

The mare continued listening to the story, gaining some inspiration.

"no matter the problem, we survived through willpower and determination to righteous cause and yuo can too!", Korea said ending the speech. The mare kept quiet and continued thinking.

She had served the Monarch for a long time along with many other batponies but they were still treated like dangerous people. They had support the crown that did not support them and put up with everything. And now this dumb creature comes and tries to argue that a revolution would be the best course of action.

She thought about it hard but still Korea's words made some sense. They could either continue what they were doing with no change or get into a suicidal fight which would guarantee at least some change. She had not believed that revolution would work but here was this ball that claimed to have survived a war through sheer willpower and determination.

"I am not the pony you want to speak to but I think I know somepony you should go to.", the batpony said finally.

Author's Note

shitty writing lol