Chapter 5: You Cloud Main fuck!

Mason looked away from Apple Jack and said, “Big Mac grab that sword from the broken castle and take it to a blacksmith and get it grinded and sharpened.”

Big Mac asked, “Do you want me to investigate the broken castle or something?” Mason replied, “No, we just need the sword, and the castle will be all Twilight’s to explore.”

Twilight asked, “Why am I able to investigate after Big Mac?” Mason replied in a snarky tone, “Because I'm not done talking to you about the shit you put Big Mac and me through and cost the Apple family and their summer seasonal harvest.”

Twilight said, “It was all Applejacks idea so why am I getting this lecture and who are you to judge me? The fact that we anthro-ponies have a heat that gets worse every year makes it impossible to hold back. Until we're impregnated and then the heat has little to no effect on us anthro-ponies.” Mason looked at Twilight with the look he gives her when she's gone too far. It was a mix of anger fused with disappointment. Which makes Any of the main 6 break down and cry. After Twilight noticed the look and started to tear up.

He looked at Applejack and said, “What you did today was harsh and you are an asshole for trying to sell your big brother to your friends and you should know better. You guys trying to get into my pants while I’m working is definitely not ok.” Applejack replied, “Mason, I can’t tell you enough how sorry I am. But I reckon you're taking Big Mac to train so you can send the Storm King to hell and back only to erase what’s left of him from history.” Mason paused to think how he should tell AJ’s family. What the plan is and where he should even start the training for Big Mac and Spike. But Mason did know that it would have to come later. That’s when Applejack cut off Mason’s deep thonk.

Applejack said, “I’ll deal with my family so you should be good on that ok.” Mason looked with a gentle smile and replied, “Thank you AJ but you still need to understand it hurts me to be seen as an item and you of all people should understand that and you should apologize to Big Mac when he gets back. I know that you think it’s ok to do that sort of thing but if I’m hurt by it. Then Big Mac is definitely hurt by it.” Applejack looks down in defeat only to stop and reminisce on the past when Mason was still new to Ponyville. Twilight was trying to see what kind of magic Mason had that made him important to Princess Celestia. Applejack was in the Market selling apples with her sister Apple Bloom. When a muscly guy ran past her only wearing undergarments only to see Twilight running after him saying, “Mason, come back your body needs to be scanned fully nude to see what kind of magic you have in your body.”

Mason screamed back, “Like hell I’m getting naked for a girl I just met only a week ago and don’t try to play me! Spike told me about your little weird fantasies about me! So don’t even think I’m going to get nude for you to have a field day on the image of my nude body running amuck in your head!” Mason was running only to make a turn and head to Sweet Apple Acre. That's when Applejack noticed Mason heading to her farm and told Apple Bloom, “Watch the cart Apple Bloom! I gotta round up a runaway critter.” Apple Bloom replied, “Ok, Sis when do you want the cart back to the farm.” Applejack paused and looked in the cart and retorted, “Sell about a couple dozen more and if I’m not back by then head back to the farm.”

Apple Bloom said, “Roger, Sis!”

Mason looked around and saw a bulky reddish skinned anthro pony working. Mason took advantage of the anthro pony working to move pass. Mason snuck by the anthro pony into the barn. Mason looking around in the barn saw a ladder that goes up onto the beam. which was one of the supports of the barn. It was a dark corner section of the barn at that. Mason looked around and climbed up onto the beam and moved to the dark corner with no light. That's when Mason heard two anthro’s talking. The first one that spoke sounded feminine and that's when the other sounded manly with a short but to the point word “Nope”. Mason was listening to those two talking and heard another anthro enter the conversation. That’s when Mason looked around in the barn and noticed there was only one exit the front where he had entered.

Mason thought to himself, “This is not a safe area. If Twilight is as good as Spike says she is. I’m so fucked.” Mason looked at the top roof window with a ladder and started to slowly make his way to the ladder when Mason heard Twilight in a louder tone say, “I guess I’ll just scan the location and find you Mason using infrared to find your body heat!” Mason, still making his way to the ladder thought, “Not if I make it to a place with lots of sun and heat.” Mason was climbing the ladder only to make it to the top of the roof only to hear Twilight say in a clearer yet quieter tone, “Infrared scan spell doesn't actually work during the day for some odd reason. But Mason doesn’t need to know that.” Applejack replied, “How exactly, do you plan to bait him out of his hiding spot, sugar cube.”

Twilight said with a sad tone, “I have no idea. I mean that bluff only worked twice. Mason stopped falling for it well. It makes sense really a bluff is a 50/50 coin flip really. The madding part of all this is he has this musk that slowly induces a sense of heat and just really make it hard to work and test him.” Applejack replied in a sarcastic tone, “I know what you mean it lingers in your nose and just hits you right.” Twilight stopped her fantasies only to realize she could use a spell that tracks the smell of an anthro.

Twilight looked at Applejack and said, “Applejack, you're a genius I know how we can find him.” Applejack looked shocked and replied, “How?” Twilight respawned, “We track his smell and go from there.”

Mason was running back to the library and that is when Spike was reorganizing the books on the shelf when he heard Mason burst through the doors in his boxers. That's when Mason looked at Spike and said, “How’s your day going?” Spike replied, “Not good Rarity won’t take me up on any of my advances. You said they would work.” Mason retorted sharply, “How are you saying them creepy or are you letting them flow out into the conversation naturally?”

Spike said, “It’s probably creepy to her. I mean look at me! I look like a lanky dragon that does meth, or whatever that is.” Mason replied, “Why do you like Rarity when she doesn’t like you back?” Spike respawned in a sad tone, “I don’t know Maybe it’s just not meant to be you know.” Mason retorted, “Dude just ask out her sister and just be yourself. You're both the same age, right?”

Spike looked at Mason with hope in his eyes and said, “You’re right Mason, I’ll just be myself and ask out Sweetie Belle. Who needs Rarity anyways she doesn’t look at me the same way I look at her. So to hell with that idea of loving her?” Mason replied, “Yeah! Go and win the heart of Sweetie Belle. Spike, you can do it.” Spike ran out of the library to Sweetie Belle’s place. Mason looked around and ran to the basement and put the clothes that Twilight magicked off him back on. Mason poked his head out of the basement’s back door and started to walk away knowing the library isn’t safe.

Mason took two steps and heard a feminine southern accented girl say, “So running from one of Twi’s what Cha-ma-call-it and hiding in my barn.” Mason replied in a snarky tone, “It’s called a scan and I did not consent to the scan, plus she wanted me to get naked for her.”
Applejack retorted, “Well, the naked thing is different from what Twi said so I reckon an apology is in order. If you want to get away from Twi, Ya can work for me.”

Applejack stopped that memory running through her head when she saw Big Mac enter the library. Mason after telling Twilight what the plan was. Mason grabbed the buster sword and started to leave.

While Mason was telling Twilight off. One of the two groups that were watching Mason was Princess Celestia and Princess Luna who were just watching and listening; they both looked at one another in agreement knowing Mason was the only one who could fix the problem.

The second group was the Storm King that was watching and in a bit of confusion he said, “This is the ape! I have to watch out for. He doesn’t even have 1/10th the strength of my men or me. I could kill him with a thought.” The shadowy figure replied, “Your arrogance will be your downfall. If you play your cards right, you could make him un-willing to fight.” Storm King retorted, “How, and why? He is a nobody and a fucking joke there is no…” The dark room went silent as they listened to Twilight and Mason’s ending conversation.

Twilight looks at Mason and said, "How can you be so sure that Princess Celestia wants you to save her?" Mason turned around and retorted, "Because from the time I spent with Celestia and Luna. I could still see they both have ambitions and are waiting for that special love. Not some pansy ass nobles to dictate when they can get married or decide their fate. This is a country ruled by two literal goddesses that move celestial bodies and change and move the stars at night. Don’t you find it odd that the nobles get to dictate their love lives. My response to this is fuck those noble bastards and fuck the Storm King because when I get my hands on him I’m gonna make him wish his mother swallowed him instead." Twilight respawned, "Ok, but what about my friends and me that want you and want to be with you?" Mason retorted, "You girls remind me of my sisters that's why I never tried anything and you girls should find guys that match your styles or personalities. Not go for some hairy, hairless monkey man."

Twilight sadly said, "Ok." Mason looked at Twilight has she was walking back inside the library. Mason sighed and tired of reminding Twilight of that fact looked at Spike and Big Mac and nodded with the understanding that they need to go. Big Mac and Spike nodded back and ran to the edge of the Everfree Forest. Mason still running and unable to figure out the who the two groups that were watching him. Which was really uncomfortable because was trying really hard not to trip on a branch in the Everfree forest. He sent an anti-magical rune to disrupt and take the eyes off him.

Storm King said, “there might be magical interference or something messing with the ball.” The feminine shadowy figure replied, “No, this is different if you were paying attention. You would have noticed that he looked at us and another spot, while he was running. Someone else was watching him.” Storm King retorted, “Like who? Who would watch him and why? The shadowy figure respawns, “The only people that can do that is the two Princess’s orb of sight and there is only two places here in Equestria.” Storm King looked at the orb and rewinded so he could get a better look at Mason as he looked, he got angrier the more he saw Mason’s face and then he turned off the orb.

Mason stopped in the middle of a clearing in the forest and sneezed and looked around Spike looked at Mason and said, “What's wrong?” Mason looked at Spike and replied, “I think someone is talking about me.” Big Mac looking around in the clearing retorted, “How can you tell?” Mason respawned, “I can't, it's just a feeling.”

Spike said, “Then how would you know it seems like it could be anyone talking about you?” Big Mac looked at Mason and retorted, “Maybe Mason is sick.” Mason dropped his bag to do one finale check in his bag respawned, “Yeah right even if I was which I’m not! None of you guys could tell. So don’t get your hopes up just be ready for anything in the everfree forest. You never know what we’ll run into.”

Author's Note

I don't know if this chapter is any better Hopefully, it is but this was the chapter to set up a few figures and the idea of more characters to join the Triple Tio boi's and there two years of fighting and planning to tear a shit bag like the storm king not just a new asshole but a new head as mason renders it from that pricks head an also, my chapter headers are in a fight about title's for chapters