The day I got a dog changed my life.

Why, you ask? Well, for starters, the dog I picked out was not a dog at all, but in fact a mythical creature called an alicorn. Think a horse with wings and a horn.

And the second... actually there isn't a second reason. I was hoping the first reason would be enough.

Anyway, yeah. My name is--Celestia, what do you have? Have you been in the--you have been in the bin. Ah ah! No! Stop! Bad dog, put that down!

*The sounds of scuffling ensue*

"Bark!"

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Inspired by this animation.