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Semper Pie

by deathtap
Meet Pinkie's long lost (more like forgotten) brother: Semper Pie.

Semper Pie is one of Equestria's most honored and decorated soldiers. Protector of the innocent, hero of countless battles, champion of all ponykind. Even Shining Armor, ex-Captain of the Royal Guard, and Prince Consort to the Crystal Princess, looks up to this great stallion. Truly one of the best and greatest ponies to have ever served under the Royal Sister's banner.

Still, where did he come from? Where was he born? What has he done? Does he have any family? Why would he suddenly want to come to Ponyville?

And why, for the love of Celestia, does he specifically want to meet with the Element of Laughter herself?

Teen
Incomplete
Adventure
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
MO

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58 Chapters:

  1. Prologue 2013-02-16 21:52:39 UTC
    1147
  2. The Letter 2013-03-13 10:25:12 UTC
    1067
  3. Receiving Phase 2013-03-14 13:14:55 UTC
    3023
  4. The Recipient 2013-03-18 13:00:39 UTC
    972
  5. Phase One 2013-03-23 08:30:07 UTC
    5047
  6. The Mystery 2013-04-01 10:47:59 UTC
    956
  7. Phase Two 2013-04-05 22:52:49 UTC
    6566
  8. The Spark 2013-04-12 23:22:42 UTC
    926
  9. Phase Three 2013-04-26 19:37:32 UTC
    11431
  10. The Medal 2013-04-27 20:07:56 UTC
    1083
  11. The Crucible 2013-05-08 13:51:36 UTC
    13625
  12. The Hospital 2013-05-09 02:49:58 UTC
    906
  13. Mission 1: Almaty 2013-06-18 03:35:20 UTC
    12650
  14. The Note 2013-06-21 01:05:43 UTC
    1456
  15. Mission 2, Part 1: The Eleonora Nevus 2013-07-29 09:47:09 UTC
    3985
  16. Mission 2, Part 2: The Lipizzan 2013-07-30 19:43:57 UTC
    4846
  17. Mission 2, Part 3: The Chase 2013-08-05 16:46:33 UTC
    12544
  18. Mission 2, Part 4: All Aboard 2013-08-09 22:17:24 UTC
    5787
  19. Mission 2, Part 5: The Belly of the Beast 2013-08-11 19:56:51 UTC
    4419
  20. Mission 2, Part 6: Painful Memories 2013-08-13 18:19:28 UTC
    6260
  21. Mission 2, Part 7: The Alpha and the Omega 2013-09-21 21:26:20 UTC
    5535
  22. Mission 2, Part 8: Baying for Blood 2013-11-18 16:49:48 UTC
    3449
  23. Mission 2, Part 9: Every Dog Has His Day... Or Night 2014-02-12 19:59:22 UTC
    12818
  24. Mission 2, Part 10: Blood for Blood 2014-03-11 19:59:49 UTC
    12052
  25. Mission 2, Part 11: All Aboard 2014-04-21 04:39:50 UTC
    9845
  26. Mission 2, Part 12: The Taking of the Heldenhaft 2014-05-04 19:42:58 UTC
    9224
  27. The Search 2014-05-06 03:59:07 UTC
    1185
  28. Mission 2, Part 13: The Desperate Escape 2014-06-08 17:39:10 UTC
    3953
  29. Mission 2, Part 14: Broken 2014-11-22 18:43:43 UTC
    4330
  30. Mission 1, Part 2: Case Closed 2014-11-23 18:03:45 UTC
    2835
  31. Missions 1 & 2: Closure 2015-01-09 12:19:56 UTC
    12612
  32. The Recovery 2015-01-15 19:46:56 UTC
    1063
  33. Mission 7, Part 1: A Sand Party 2015-02-01 03:48:37 UTC
    5102
  34. Mission 4, Part 1: Overwatch 2015-04-18 10:46:17 UTC
    4911
  35. Mission 4, Part 2: Found 2015-04-19 18:11:10 UTC
    4680
  36. Mission 4, Part 3: Discovery 2016-06-24 16:14:53 UTC
    7798
  37. Mission 4, Part 4: Betrayal 2016-06-25 07:50:02 UTC
    7897
  38. Mission 4, Part 5: Justice 2016-06-26 11:33:22 UTC
    10590
  39. Mission 4, Part 6: Choices 2016-06-27 18:31:49 UTC
    9838
  40. Mission 4, Part 7: Revelation 2016-06-28 15:45:28 UTC
    3822
  41. The Plan 2016-06-29 18:58:34 UTC
    1401
  42. Mission 7, Part 2: Mission Is Go 2016-07-01 17:53:35 UTC
    4904
  43. Mission 7, Part 3: Dangerous Sands 2016-07-10 16:07:22 UTC
    6645
  44. Mission 7, Part 4: Airshipwreck Explorers 2016-07-21 12:15:28 UTC
    6085
  45. Mission 7, Part 5: Incoming Storm 2016-10-28 06:26:29 UTC
    3972
  46. Mission 7, Part 6: Night Ride 2016-10-29 05:48:50 UTC
    6411
  47. Mission 7, Part 7: You Bring The Lightning 2016-11-11 03:46:36 UTC
    4804
  48. Mission 7, Part 8: They'll Sound The Thunder 2016-11-22 05:12:46 UTC
    7257
  49. Mission 7, Part 9: We'll Reap The Whirlwind 2016-12-04 11:14:55 UTC
    8007
  50. The Guard 2017-01-24 11:37:49 UTC
    4391
  51. Mission 7, Part 10: Prophecy Shmophecy 2017-01-25 06:16:23 UTC
    5538
  52. Mission 7, Part 11: New Roads 2017-02-02 19:23:59 UTC
    7051
  53. Mission 7, Part 12: Recollection 2017-02-05 17:15:10 UTC
    7819
  54. Mission 7, Part 13: Into The Fray 2017-02-27 06:20:27 UTC
    5584
  55. Mission 7, Part 14: Battle of Good Wind Sands 2017-05-09 00:06:07 UTC
    5105
  56. The Pies 2017-08-11 18:43:06 UTC
    4824
  57. Mission 7, Part 15: Caldera Taken! 2023-03-13 16:22:31 UTC
    5719
  58. Mission 7, Part 16: Tipping Point 2023-07-25 13:23:40 UTC
    7283