SpazBat's Tales

by xXOverWorkedXx

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Random
Length: 1011

A set of oneshots I write when I'm bored.

Ok, so this isn't just one story, it is multiple one shots with characters from My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic.

They will be set in 2nd person.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-09 20:18:53 UTC

Pinkie Pie - Rest your leg and stay with me

"Once more, I'll say goodbye to you..."

"Things happen, but we don't really know why."

"Come on, Judas, I thought you were good at this! Where's your motivation today? Come on, try and keep up with me!” You giggle, jumping from building to building.

“Are you sure about this? This doesn’t seem safe.” Judas replied, his voice being a bit deeper.

“If Pinkie can do it, we can too, right?” You replied. You seemed to take a shining to Pinkie’s abilities.

“Don’t you think you’re taking your obsession with her a bit far?” The Pegasus asked. His eyes were filled with fear. “Besides… I’m not the biggest fan of jumping…”

“Don’t be silly, it’s not an obsession, I just… She’s really nice to me. I care for her and all, and I want to show her how much I appreciate all she does for me. She takes care of me!” You giggle again. “Besides, she’s kind of pretty.”

“Dude, Earth ponies, really? That’s gross.” The Pegasus gagged.

“Shut up, man, she’s pretty! I never said I went for Earth ponies, I just said she’s pretty!” You hiss while blushing. “Either way, what would you prefer?”

“Lovin’ the mares with the horns, bro.  Remember, I have the ability to get them. Remember Rarity? I was with her for a while.” The pegasi replied “Not to mention, they’re downright sexy.”

“Dude, that’s gross. I’m a unicorn, and I feel sick when I look at you. Take that stupid fez off and jump from building to building with me!” You yell.

“Don’t talk shtick about the fez, bro. You do and you’re dead meat.” Judas roared as he jumped to the building you were on.

“Come on, Indian monkey colt! Whatcha’ gonna do?” You taunt, jumping from building to building.

“SHUT UP! I’M NOT AN INDIAN MONKEY COLT! STOP IT!” The Pegasus roared as he started flying from building to building after you.

“Nice try, Judas, but seriously, take that thing off, it makes you look rediculou-SHTICK!!!!” You scream, falling from a small building, but the fall still injures you. You broke a leg. “That was your fault, you plothole!” ‘Jeez, how am I gonna tell Pinkie about this…’ You think.

“Oh brilliant, blame it all on the flying guy…” Judas sighed. “You’re full of shtick. I’m telling Pinkie that you caused this.” Judas called as he flew away from the scene.

“Sure, thanks man! I really appreciate this! Leave the unicorn with a broken leg right here! YOU AND YOUR FEZ CAN GO BUCK YOURSELF!” You scream at the top of your lungs.

“Umm, sponge cake, are you ok?” A bubbly voice giggled. “You seem to be on the floor next to a small building; my guess is that you fell off of it? You know, my tail was twitching before, maybe that’s what it was, you know? Oh no! I should of gotten here earlier to catch you, oh no!” Pinkie sighed is sadness.

“Ah… Damn it, I broke my leg… Sorry, Pinks, you’re great and all, but could you go get Nur-Gah!” You gasp, being hoisted onto Pinkie’s back.

“Nope, I’ll get you home!” Pinkie giggled and bounced home “Because I don’t want you to get hurt anymore. No more trying to be like me!” Pinkie giggled again, before feeling her heart skip a beat. “Sponge cake… I didn’t know… I’m so sorry!” Pinkie gasped as her hair deflated.

“Wait… Didn’t know what?” You ask. “Um, yeah, I kind of do like you a bit… But only as family! You’ve been like a sister to m-phpmph.” You were cut off by a pair of lips pressing against your own. They were soft and smooth, and tasted kind of like cotton candy.

Pinkie broke the kiss, gasping. “Oh no, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to do it! It kind of just happened! You know, like when my tail twitches? Like that, I didn’t mean to do it…” Pinkie sobbed before feeling a set of fore hooves wrap around her.

“Pinkie… I’ve wanted to tell you something for a while… I do love you… More than as family… Actually, I was kind of using that as an excuse not to tell you… See… You’re so beautiful, and I was so nervous!” You console before witnessing Pinkie’s mane explode into the crazy style it is normally in.

“Yay, I’m so happy, I’ve never had a special somepony before! This is going to be so much fun!” The pink mare giggled.

“Of course, now I just need to find a certain blue Pegasus so I can break his wings.” You sigh. “It was Judas’ fault that I fell… He was being chicken, so I had to bait him. Besides, his fez is stupid.”

“But… Hurting him is mean…” Pinkie replied quietly. “And being mean is bad! I mean, I remember this one time when Rainbow Dash brought her friend Gilda to Ponyville, and she was horrible, she was mean to everyone, she was even mean to Fluttershy! How rude of her, she stole; she scared Granny Smith, and grr! I’m serious; I don’t like it when people are mean! It also reminds me of the time that Rainbow D-mph.” Pinkie was cut off by a deep kiss, feeling the warm sensation of your lips against hers again.

You break the kiss, and smile at her. “Pinkie… I love you…” You tell her.

“I… I love you too, Spongecake!” Pinkie giggles. “Let’s go and lie down, your leg needs to rest!” Pinkie smiles at you before carrying you upstairs on her back again

“Ok, Pinkie, you don’t need to sleep in the same bed as me…” You giggle before drifting off to sleep. Pinkie strokes your mane softly, before going to sleep next to you.

---Break my leg; I don’t care, as long as I can love my favourite mare. Break my arm, still don’t care, my love for her is my air. I love you, Pinkie, and nothing will change that!---

The end.