Rainbow Dash Vs. Ronald McDonald
In the magical land of Equestria. A land populated by colorful Ponies. The Ponies had for many years always been herbivores. But recently that had changed.
A new restaurant chain moved into Equestria. It was called McDonald’s and they served something called hamburgers.
Some ponies were sickened by the idea of eating meat. But many of them not only tried out McDonald’s but loved it and they were instantly hooked.
Pretty soon there was one or more McDonald’s in every town in Equestria. They did a lot of business and made a lot of money.
One day Rainbow Dash a blue Pegasus pony with a rainbow colored mane and tail decided she wanted to make good money of her own. So she decided to open a burger joint of her own. So she did right there where she lived in Ponyville.
She named the restaurant Mcdash's. The problem was there was also a McDonald’s in Ponyville. They would definitely be competition.
“Oh well,” Rainbow Dash said. “A little competition is good for you.”
On the big grand opening day. Rainbow Dash was in the kitchen of the newly built McDash’s grilling some hamburgers.
“I wonder if these things are any good,” she said. As she had never eaten meat.
The diner was not yet open she was cooking food early.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door.
“We're not yet open,” Rainbow Dash yelled.
The knock continued.
Rainbow shook her head and headed to the door. “I told you we”re not open yet,” She yelled.
There standing on the other side of the door was a clown. Rainbow immediately recognized him as McDonald's mascot Ronald McDonald.
“Here to check out the competition huh?” Rainbow Dash said.
Ronald said something but Rainbow Dash couldn't hear him through the glass door. So she opened the door.
Ronald immediately stepped into the restaurant. He smiled evilly and said “I'm afraid I can't allow this restaurant to operate.”
“What do you mean?” Rainbow Dash asked. “You can't stop me I'm awesome.”
“Well my lawyer and cousin Pennywise will be suing you for copyright infringment,” Ronald said.
“You can't sue me you can't copyright mc and I am Dash,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Maybe not but what about the arches over the sign?” He asked.
“Yeah but yours are gold and mine are blue,” Rainbow Dash said.
“Well then you leave me no choice,” Ronald said. Then he cracked his knuckles.
In the door walked a man dressed up like a robber it was the hamburgler.
“Do what you do best,” Ronald told him.
The hamburgler took off at a run and ran back behind the counter.
“Hey,” Screamed Rainbow Dash. Then she took off flying towards him.
The hamburgler found a hamburger that had already been cooked back there. He grabbed it up and took a big bite out of it.
“Hey that's really good,” he said. “Better than yours Ronald.”
“That's enough out of you” Ronald said.
Rainbow Dash grabbed the hamburgler up and flew back to the door and then threw him out the door.
Then she went back and looked Ronald in the eyes and said “Get out.”
“Alright,” He said. “But I will be back.” Then he walked out the door.
Hours later Mcdash’s was open. Ponies from all around were gathered around.
Rainbow Dash was serving them hamburgers and fries. As well as a select few other items. Business was good.
Rainbow Dash was taking a couple Ponies order at the counter when little Caesar ran in the door.
He yelled “Pizza! Pizza!” Then threw a pizza at Rainbow Dash. It exploded in her face and knocked her back on the floor.
The Ponies trying to order screamed and ran away.
Rainbow Dash got up off the floor. Her face was black from the explosion and she was mad.
She flew at Little Caesar intending to give him a good beating.
As she did the hamburgler snuck back behind the counter with a big bag and threw all the burgers in it and snuck out the back door.
Rainbow Dash chased little Caesar outside the restaurant. She decided to let him go so she could run the restaurant.
When she saw that the hamburgers were gone she yelled “Darn you Ronald.”
“I know what to do,” She said. “I need Applejack's help.”
So a little while later Applejack was at the restaurant making hot apple pies from the apples of sweet apple acres.
Ponies were coming in and having them and loving it.
Suddenly Ronald McDonald stormed in. He was angry. “I pay 2 million dollar to Little Caesar to distract you while the hamburgler steals your burgers and you start selling hot Apple Pies!” He screamed. “And we used to do that!”
“Yeah you used to,” Rainbow Dash said. “but now we do. I told you you can't stop me I'm awesome.”
“Well then you leave me no choice,” Ronald said then he whistled.
Suddenly they heard a loud engine outside.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack ran to the door and looked outside. They screamed.
Pennywise the Clown was driving a giant bulldozer that said floats demolition on the side. It was the 90’s Pennywise not the new one. And he was coming to bulldoze Mcdash’s.
“You can't do this,” Rainbow Dash yelled.
“Of course I can,” he said “I'm rich”
“I'll get you for this!” Rainbow Dash screamed.
Suddenly Discord appeared out of nothingness in front of the restaurant. He yelled “Leave this restaurant alone!”
“I'm Ronald McDonald,” Ronald yelled. “What right do you have to tell me what to do?”
“Plenty,” Discord said “I own 75 percent of the stock in McDonald's now. And I say your fired.”
“What?!” Ronald screamed.
“It's true,” Discord said and he walked up to Ronald and handed him a piece of paper.
Ronald looked at the paper and screamed “Noooo!” Then he fell to the floor and started crying.
Pennywise heard all this so he stopped the bulldozer. He said “ The Lord of chaos is now in charge of McDonald's?”
“Yes I am,” Discord said.
“Well I look forward to working with you,” Pennywise said and then he disappeared.
And so in the end everything turned out ok. No longer having a job Ronald McDonald ended up taking a job as a rodeo clown. And Mcdash’s became a success selling hamburger's fries and hot Apple Pies.
They did great business despite being just down the road from McCord's.
The End
