A junior mailpony is assigned to an office deep under Canterlot Castle, where they must sort through thousands of boxes of ancient mail. They're confronted with information that they really didn't want to learn.

This story is set well before the events of MLP:FiM season 1.

Implied themes include depression and grief.
Princess Celestia is depicted as more harsh and manipulative than canon.
This story was written in a semi-delusional sleep-deprived haze with minimal editing.

This story was based on the following prompt: letters are very important to Celestia's relationship with Twilight, but what happens to all of Princess Celestia's other mail?

(Written in first person, with a protagonist of unspecified gender/pony subtype)