Royally Screwed 2: Double Trouble

• meanwhile in Luna's womb -

Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only a few hundred made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only fifty left, luckily all it took was one to make it all the way and fertilize it.

• meanwhile meanwhile in Cadance's womb -

Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only sixty made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only ten left, luckily all it took was one to make it all the way and fertilize it.

• meanwhile meanwhile meanwhile in Celestia's womb -

Thousands upon thousands of sperm had made it into the uterus, the race was on. On their journey only twenty made it past the halfway point and by the time they reached the egg, there were only two left, unfortunately, both of them failed to make it all the way or fertilize it.

One month after her most recent "fucked until I fainted" incident with Spike, Cadance was out having lunch with Shining Armor, they were having the typical conversations about work, family life, the usual topics. Things only got strange when they decided to actually get some food, the waiter came over and said "Good afternoon sir and also to you your highness, what may I bring to your table today?"

Shining Armor said "I think I'll go with my usual option, soup of the day with some buttered bread, how about you honey?"

Cadance smacked her lips and rolled her tongue around her mouth, she felt an odd sensation, a sort of want for a particular taste, she surprised both Shining and the waiter when she said "Could I just have some pickled onions on their own?"

The waiter went "Um... are you quite sure that's what you want your highness?"

Cadance nodded with a smile and said "Yep! Pickled onions would really hit the spot right now"

The waiter went "Of course, I'll be back in a few moments"

As the waiter walked away Shining Armor looked at Cadance, utterly confused, before saying "Since when did you like pickled onions?"

Cadance went "Well... I don't know really, I've just got a sudden craving for them". When the food arrived Cadance didn't hesitate to hungrily scarf down the pickled onions she had ordered, while Shining ate his soup and wondered what was going on.

Celestia had also experienced a similarly odd encounter when having breakfast with her sister that morning, she was going about her usual routine and said "What would you like for breakfast Luna? Same as always, pancakes with blueberries?"

Luna smacked her lips and rolled her tongue around her mouth and went "Actually... can I have a slice of that lemon meringue pie? Preferably with some whipped cream?"

Celestia looked at her with an eyebrow raised and went "You want the rest of yesterday's dessert that you didn't like... for breakfast?"

Luna went "Yeah, I don't know why but I'm just really craving some of it right now, so can I?"

Celestia shrugged and went "It's your breakfast". Luna, almost eagerly, retrieved the pie and began to practically shovel it into her mouth like she couldn't get enough of it.

Spike was at home enjoying a relaxing bath, what with him always constantly having to pleasure the princesses for the sake of maintaining a good relationship with the dragons, he never got a lot of chances to just unwind. It was as he was getting out of the bath and drying himself that he began thinking more about the princesses and smirking to himself as he figured now was as good a time as any to pay them a visit for one of their regular "meetings", that was until he experienced the involuntarily breathing of fire that came whenever he received a letter as a scroll appeared and fell to the floor, seems like the princesses had the same idea, or so he thought. Spike picked up the scroll and as he read it, he found that the message took on a more serious tone than usual.

"Dear Spike,

You are requested and obligated to make your way to the Crystal Empire at your earliest convenience, all three princesses will be present as they have an extremely important matter to discuss with you regarding recent developments that may or may not have further implications in relation to the maintained peace between the ponies of Equestria and the dragons of the dragon lands. In light of the situation, an ambassador has been selected to travel to the dragon lands to discuss the matter with Dragon Lord Torch, who will most likely wish to visit the Crystal Empire in order to have further discussion on the matter with both the princesses and, more specifically, you. We await your arrival in the Crystal Empire.

Regards,

Captain of the Crystal Guard"

Yeah, that certainly didn't sound like a personal request from the princesses asking for more sex. As Spike left the bathroom Twilight was there and she said "Finally! Spike I need your help with a check list, dry yourself off quickly so we can get to work".

Spike said "Sorry Twilight, I need to go the Crystal Empire, duty calls"

Twilight raised an eyebrow and said "Oh really? Last time you said that you came back in the middle of a sleepover after having had sex with the princesses and when I asked what you did in the Crystal Empire you responded by fucking me and all of our friends, is this another one of those times? Like I said if you really need to have sex with the princesses so frequently then I can't exactly stop you but don't expect me and my friends to become part of some weird harem, we all enjoyed the sex during the sleepover but we all agreed that once was enough."

Spike rolled his eyes and said "Twilight, chill. Trust me, I'm not gonna touch you or our friends again, besides this time it sounds a little more urgent and important, I don't think it's a sex visit"

Twilight sighed and said "Very well, I guess this is another check list I'll have to do without my number one assistant, have fun in the Crystal Empire". Spike felt bad that he was just leaving Twilight to do everything herself but if the princesses wanted a "discussion" rather than the usual fuck sessions they had, he had to leave. Again as he got off the train at the Crystal Empire, crystal ponies practically worshiped the ground he walked on and pleaded with him to regail them with tales of his heroism, not to mention all the mares who were still desperately begging him to rail them. Spike fought his way through the crowd and made it to the castle, finally heading towards the bedroom where he usually met up with the princesses, he walked in and just as he expected the princesses were all there sat on the bed completely naked, though it baffled him as to why they were naked considering that they weren't exactly planning to have sex... were they?

Luna was sat there looking somewhat embarrassed and shy with a big blush on her cheeks while struggling to make eye contact with Spike, Cadance was able to look directly at Spike but appeared to be feeling very awkward while doing so and Celestia was very obviously intentionally not paying attention to him as if she were annoyed in some way. Spike stood there, blood already being pumped to his groin as he said "So... your majesties, what seems to be the problem? Has there been some kind of misunderstanding about the conditions on the maintained peace between ponies and dragons?"

Luna, still not comfortable enough to actually glance in Spike's direction, said "Well... actually, d-depending on what Dragon Lord Torch s-says, it's either v-very good or very b-bad what has happened... it could really g-go either way I guess...", well that was cryptic, Spike looked to Cadance, silently asking for a more in-depth explanation of just what exactly was going on.

Cadance took in a deep breath and then let it out before saying "Spike, the fact of the matter is that we... we are... p-pregnant", Spike froze, he tried to convince himself momentarily that he had heard that wrong or that this was some kind of prank but no, he knew what she had said and that she was deadly serious.

Spike, not really knowing what else to say just went "Oh... er.. um all... all three of you?"

That's when Celestia finally joined the conversation, arms crossed with pouting lips as she went "Hmph... no! Seems you've only managed to impregnate Cadance and Luna... apparently no matter how much spunk you blast into my baby chamber my uterus kills off all the sperm before it can get to my egg, my womb isn't hospitable, so no baby for me!"

Luna chuckled and went "You'll have to forgive Celestia Spike, she is rather jealous of myself and Cadance, not to mention frustrated that you could fuck her as much as possible and her egg would still remain unfertilized, but I digress. It is true Spike, Cadance and I are pregnant with your children."

Spike was reeling from this information, he was happy, confused, frightened, yet his reaction was not quite what the princesses were expecting as he smirked and said "So... instead of three princesses I now have one princess and two MILF princesses?"

Celestia said "Well... yes that is one way of looking at it, though depending on how Dragon Lord Torch feels about all this, that's either a good thing or a bad thing. Do you have any idea how he'll feel about it?"

That's when the doors burst open and a familiar gravelly voice echoed throughout the room "I'll tell you how I feel about it..." , all of them turned to see none other than Dragon Lord Torch and his two concubines standing in the doorway as he said "I think it's fantastic!"