The mysterious game:
It all started in the game room. Suddenly the Angry Video Game Nerd or AVGN comes in, pissed off as usual. He was going to review a game, but he didn't even know witch."So…what shit can we do today?". Frustrated he looked around. He didn't see anything interesting in the Atari corner or the SEGA, SNES, Jaguar, Commodore and not even Game boy. But then he looked at the NES corner. He didn't see anything interesting there either until he saw a strange game. He didn't even know if he originally owned it in the first place. It was like if the game itself has spawned to his room. "What the fuck is this shit?", he said. He looked at the cartridge. "My little pony: Friendship is magic?. "I know that show and that show didn't show up until 2010 and this game is supposed to be made in the 80´s!? Its maybe fan made who knows" he said and popped the game in his NES toaster. The menu popped up and it said "Welcome, what do you like to do?". It was only 2 choices: Play game or Play world. "Play world?, nah we take play game." He started the game and then Twilight Sparkle just popped up in a level with no plot or help whats so ever. "Oh great, it feels like I am going to play a another Action 52 game". But he was so wrong. The plot was to collect apples and give it to Applejack. He managed to collect all the apples but then a screen popped up and it say: Dear player, would you like to play world?". "Hmmm...no" and pressed no. He then come to level 2. This time he collected bunnies to Fluttershy. When he was done the same screen popped up. "NOOOO" he screamed and pressed no again. The 3rd level didn't even showed up, but the screen did. So frustrated and tired the nerd finally pressed yes. The TV started to scrambling. "What the fuck?, did the game just destroy my TV?" he asked to himself. But then a picture showed up. It was a heart. "Oh great, the game has now felled in love with me or something". He then noticed that he was coming closer to the TV. He was about to get sucked in! "Oh shit, fuck, dammit, mother fucking dog shit, HEEEEELLLLP!", he screamed but it was to late. The TV has dragged him in.
Were is he now?:
"Sir?, Sir are you all right", said a small voice. The nerd woke up. "Oh my god, what did just happen?". "You seemed to be sleeping...on the ground". The AVGN turned around and saw ... a pony! "Excuse me, is that you who is talking to me?". "Ye...Yee...Yes". The AVGN was chocked to see a pony talking to him. Like every people who comes in this situations, he just thought it was just a dream. Without even thinking about that he was talking to a pony he asked "Where am I, and whats your name?". "Emmm...Flut...Flutter..."Flutter?, "Is your name Flutter?" "No...Fluttershy, sir, and you are in Ponyville, a town in Equestria". The nerd was so confused but then he saw a town filled with colorful ponies. Fiiiiiissshhh" he screamed. "What the...?" "Dance, Cook, Fudge, cheese...O my god" "What wrong sir?", Fluttershy asked. "I...CAN´T...FISHING SWEAR!". "But why do you wont to swear?". "Because its my style!" "Ok, I think we should go to Twilight Sparkle she maybe know" "Oh flush it, let´s just go" and so begin the nerd´s quest.
Meet the ponies:
When Fluttershy and the nerd arrived to the town every pony looked shock to see and mysterious character called "Human". Suddenly a pink pony just appeared in front of the nerds face. "Hey there stranger, did you know that your strange? Your so tall, what are you doing? "And who are you?", the nerd asked the pink and hyped little pony. "My name is Pinkie, Pinkie, Pinkie...Pie!! "Ok well I am the Angry Video Game nerd, bye" "Oh, oh, but I want to see what you are doing". "Its ok, she is a friend of mine", said Fluttershy. "Yes I am", Pinkie replied. When the nerd, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie walked down to Twilights house a "swooch" came near bye. "What the hedge was that!?", said the nerd. "Oh, its Rainbow Dash!", Pinkie Pie shouted. Rainbow Dash landed on a cloud and looked down. She saw Fluttershy, Pinkie but when she saw the nerd she was shocked. She flied down to them. "And what are you supposed to be?", she asked. "Well, I am the Angry Video Game Nerd", he replied. "Wait!, you have wings?".Dash said: "Well duuh, every pegasuses have wings, arent you with Fluttershy?", she asked. "Wait, she has also wings?", he asked. "Ye...yes, I have", she responded. "Hahaha, you are going around with a pegasus and you don´t even notice the wings? Hahaha", Dash said while she was exploding with laughter. Pinkie started to laugh to. The nerd´s face turned angry as he saw the blue pegasus and the pink pony laugh at him. "All right, thats it, i am out of here", he said. "No wait...", Fluttershy tried to shout but she was to shy. Without even listen to the shy pony the nerd walked away. So frustrated that he is a cartoon and can´t swear, he stumbled on a apple. That just made Dash and Pinkie laugh more. "Howdy partner", said the country pony Applejack. "And who are you?", the nerd said. "My name is Applejack". She took the nerds hand and begin shaking him, hard. The nerd was shaken up and down, up and down really fast. Dash and Pinkie almost died to so much laugh. The nerds face was burning red. "OK, OK you little monsters, enough, im going fishing home now, and don´t stop me!". That angry scream make Dash and Pinkie stop laughing but instead stear at this nerd, this frustrated nerd. The nerd tried to walk away. But then he walked in to a white unicorn. It was Rarity. "Oh dear, what in earth are you doing, you ruins my dress", she said. "Yeah, yeah, F you!" he screamed right in her face. She didn't cry but she did just stare as a man screamed in her face. The nerd was almost out of Ponyville but then he noticed something. He was stuck in a giant pink ball! He looked back and saw the purple unicorn Twilight Sparkle. "Please nerd, you can´t go, we need your help". "No", he replied. "Very well then, Spike!", she shouted. Out of her house comes the tiny dragon Spike who seemed to have a perfume in his small hands. He sprayed on the nerd, then everything went black.
The information:
The nerd woke up, in a bed. "Oh it was just a dream". "What did you dream about?", Pinkie asked him. He screamed as he noticed that this was real. He tried to escape but Twilight used a magic spell so he was stuck in the bed. "You mother fathers!", he screamed of rage. "Mother father?", Rarity replied. "Well nerd now that I have your attention, I would like you to listen to me", Twilight said. "Who are you and what do you want for me, a game console?". "No, my name is Twilight Sparkle and this is Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy and I hope you liked the game I send to your world". "Wait, you did that? But why?". "We need your help nerd, please". "Why me?", he asked. "Because I have seen your videos, and I saw that you can take down a murderer with a hockey mask, a nightmare monster with claws with YOUR face, and a giant rabbit". When Twilight said the last part, Fluttershy begin to cry a little. "Are you ok darling", Rarity asked. "Yes…Im fine". "Anyways, we want you to save our princess, with our help of course", Twilight said. "From what?", the nerd asked. From a creature in your world that seem to be near your children", Twilight replied. "And who´s that?", the nerd asked. "His name is...", Twilight said. "Don´t say it, don´t say it!", every other pony said in fear except Rainbow Dash who tried to be tuff as usual. "He is called...the SLENDER MAN!", Twilight said while a lighting bolt appeared. Now Rainbow Dash seems to be scared also because of the name. "The...Slender man!?, is he real?", he asked. "Apparently", Applejack replied. "So what do you say nerd, wont to help us?", Twilight asked. "No, no i won´t help you!. Im sorry". Even if that the nerd said no, the ponies was chocked to hear those last 2 words, "Im sorry". "You said you were...sorry?", Applejack asked. "Yeah so?", the nerd asked. "Out there, you were so mean and angry, but now you apologize? You must have some good sides nerd", said Twilight Sparkle. "Oh so...you...think?, well...". The nerd was confused, it was like two sides battling on his shoulders. The usually angry nerd and the heroic nerd. The nerd made a choice. "Well.." Every pony said also "Well?". "Ok then", the nerd finally said. Every pony jumped around, happy, hugging each other. Twilight stopped her magic and let the nerd out from his magical prison. "I only help you if you answer this 2 questions, 1: How do we defeat him?". "Well, I don´t know". The nerd dropped his chin. "All right you take one nerd to fight an evil monster and you don´t even know how to beat it!" "Well I thought that you would do it your way, you know, unleash your anger and stuff", Twilight replied. The look on the nerds face was like reading a book with blank faces. "Well, I DON´T HAVE MY WEAPONS!" "You mean your game accessories?". "Yeah". "Oh, mmm...we can help you found them", said Twilight. "All right and now for question number 2: How did you see my episodes?! I mean, you seem to live in a place with no computers, phones or what so ever". "Oh, I can use my magic to teleport a computer right here", Twilight said. In the same moment, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash was looking at his previous episodes. "Wow nerd, you are pretty funny", said Rainbow Dash. The nerd could just hear the curses who was spitted out by his mouth in the computer screen. The ponies didn't seem to care, but the nerd did. He really misses his curse words. He wanted to say that to the ponies, but he couldn't. He knew it was bad. "Is something wrong darling?", Rarity asked. "Ehh...no, let´s go!", said the nerd. Everypony was so happy to have someone to fix their problem.
A close and creepy meeting:
The 6 ponies and of course the nerd begin their quest. Twilight informed the nerd that they should go to the everfree forest. When they arrived, the nerd knew this was a real deal. "So where are we?", he asked. "We are now in the everfree forest, and you should look out", said Twilight. "Why?". Because of the creatures who lives in this forest". The nerd looked shocked but he had seen talking ponies so he wasn't so surprised. "And how is I supposed to find my stuff here?". "You can´t but we have to got to the portal that did take you here", said Twilight. "Hey, have anypony seen Rarity?", said Applejack. Everypony and the nerd begin to look around until they heard a laughter, a big scary laughter. They looked up in the sky and saw a big Slender man holding a screaming Rarity in his giant white hand. "So my little ponies, this is your weapon? A nerd? HAHAHA", said Slender man. "Let her go!" screamed Rainbow Dash and tried to fly the fastest she could in to Slender man. Slender man grabbed her to without even trying. "I´ll get you other ponies to, and you to nerd. I will put nightmares in your deaths, forever. I will scare the life out of you, and then I do the same thing with the rest of Ponyville and your world to nerd. HAHAHAHAHA!". After Slender man stopped laughing he disappeared. Fluttershy begin to cry. She was scared, really scared. Not only did they just see the scary Slender man and hear his threat but also they are still in the forrest. The nerd saw the crying little pony and believe it or not, he started to feel a feeling. A feeling of help. He walked to Fluttershy and said: "Don´t worry, I will fix this I promise, for you". Fluttershy stopped crying. She gave the nerd a big hug. The nerd was confused, he had never get that kind of hug before. The rest of the ponies was also confused to see the nerd so nice. They had seen his show. "All right, it´s time to kick some Slender-butt", he said as the rest of ponies hurrayed.
The nerd´s confession:
They had walked in the forest a long time now and no sign of life. The nerd started to think. "What do you thinking on?", asked Fluttershy. "What...ehh...nothing". The nerd seemed pretty upset in a sad way. He still misses his curses. "Come on nerd, something is wrong I know it", Applejack says. "You wont a cupcake? Are you hungry?", Pinkie said. "NO! Is just that...If you have seen my videos, haven´t you wonder why I don´t swear?". O yeah, now that you mention it. Why don´t you swear?", asked Twilight. "Because I can´t, something is wrong here. I just wont to say the F-word for example", the nerd said while he was almost crying. "Why don´t you go to sleep, that maybe works", said a dark voice. The nerd checked if the ponies said something but everypony said no. Someone or somepony is in this forest, but who?
The choice:
The nerd and the ponies was wondering who said the line and where it came from. Suddenly someone grabbed Twilight in her hair. "HEEELLLPPP!", Twilight screamed. "Don´t worry sugar cube", said Applejack while she threw her lasso at the attackers hand. She dragged the attacker out of a bush, and turns out to be...Jeff The Killer! Jeff jumped on Applejack and picked up his knife, but suddenly Jeff gets the nerds fists on his smiling face. The nerd and Jeff begin to have a bloody brawl. To top it off, Jeff had his knife. But the nerd know how to take down scary characters, just ask Freddy, Jason, Leatherface and Michael Myers. The nerd successfully avoided Jeff´s knife and hit his grinning face. "Who are you?", the nerd asked. "My name is Jeff, nice to meet you mister nerd". "What do you want from this poor ponies?". "I want love, maybe you should try that nerd", Jeff said. "What are you talking about?", the nerd asked. "You see...I have stalked you for a long time now. You review games that makes you wont to kill yourself. I have always dreamed to grant that wish. But I can´t kill you, you wont to do it yourself. So my master Slender man give you two choices. Either you kill yourself and save all ponies. Or continue and all ponies will die of fear and nightmares. The choice is yours nerd". The nerd stopped a moment, angry and thought. "No, I won´t kill myself!" "Fine, then I take this pony with me!". He took Twilight Sparkle. The other tried to save her but Jeff teleported away along with Twilight. "Oh god", the nerd said.
Couldron´s picture:
"What are we going to do nerd?", Pinkie asked. "I don´t know", the nerd replied while he was walking around in circles, frustrated. "That Twilight pony seems to be the only pony here who knows how to do here". "What!? You know Twilight isn´t the only pony who to do things here sugar cube", Applejack replied angry. "Come on nerd and girls we are going to save our friends". Applejack took the lead of the rest of the gang. But suddenly they saw a ghost. Everypony and the nerd screamed. But it turns out it was just Zecora the zebra. "My friends but who are you, are you working for the darkness to?", Zecora asked the nerd. "N...No, but who are you?". "That´s Zecora, she is a very wise Zebra", said Fluttershy. "But also a little loco-roco", said Pinkie. "Anyway if you wan´t help come with me, and a good result of your quest you will see". "All right, but stop that nursery riming", the nerd replied. The gang arrived to Zecoras home. The nerd looked amazed to see so many creepy thing´s. Zecora cooked some drink in her big couldron. In the cauldron they saw the Slender man with Jeff the Killer taking over ponyville. "Is this what´s happen if we loose?", Pinkie asked Zecora. "Yes and we gonna live in a world full of horror and gore, but wait there is more", Zecora said. There was a picture of princess Celestia, dead. "No, no", said Applejack. "But the cauldron says more, that one in here is going to unleash that gore", Zecora said terrified. "So that means?...", Fluttershy asked. "That means that one here is already kidnaped by Slender man and is a traitor", the nerd said. "Can you see who it is?", the nerd asked Zecora. "Im afraid not, but take my magical pot. It will help you nerd", Zecora said. "Thank´s, and hey you didn't rime", the nerd said. Zecora smiled to the nerd.
Who is the traitor?:
The gang leaved Zecoras house. "I don´t like that idea of a traitor", Fluttershy said terrified while she was crying. "I don´t know who is the traitor but I know it´s a big time for cupcakes, who´s with me?", Pinkie said. "Wait there sugar cube, why do you wont to eat cupcakes now all the sudden?", Applejack asked. "Cause...I´m hungry?", Pinky replied nervous. "And you Fluttershy, you seems to be more shy then all ways". It´s…because we...have never had...this threat before, but I think it is...Pinkie", Fluttershy said. "What...why me?" "Because…who eats cupcakes...now?" "Im just a little bit of hungry, that´s all" "Ok then", Fluttershy nervous responded. "Hold your horses there Fluttershy, don´t you see it could be a distraction?" "What...Applejack? Fluttershy? It´s me, Pinkie. I think it is...the nerd!!!!" "What...why me?", the nerd said confused that all sudden they turn against him. "Because you haven´t act like yourself like you do in your videos!", Pinkie yelled. "Fudge you Pinkie!", the nerd screamed. "You see, he can´t even swear!" "Quick, give me a rope so we can tie him", Applejack said. Pinkie got the rope and give it to Applejack, but all the sudden: "WAIT!", someone screamed. It was Fluttershy. "I don´t think it is him, because he is just terrified like me" "Yeah right, here we have a nerd who beats a guy who kills you in your nightmares", Applejack responded. "It was just a dream!", the nerd screamed. "Whaaatt?", the ponies replied. "Yes, it was just a dream with a character from a movie, and that Fluttershy tell´s you it´s true. I am so fudging scared", the nerd said while he was doing something out of place for him, crying. "Shhh...take it easy, everything is going to be ok", Fluttershy said to the nerd while she was hugging him. She was thinking about that time when the nerd give her his promise. The promise to fix this. "Well we can´t be so sure, I think we should still tie him", Applejack said. And apple dropped from a tree and hit Applejack in her head. "Ouch...aarrgghh I hate apples", she said. "Wait a minute, Applejack love apples", said Pinkie. "O yeah...I mean I love apples", Applejack said. "Nice try", the nerd said. Applejack begin to stare at the group. But her eyes were blank. She begin to transform. She transformed into...the Slender man. "Congratulations, you solved the missing link", said the Slender man. "Where is Applejack and the others, when did you kidnap Applejack?", the nerd screamed. "It was pretty easy I must say. When you were to busy to ask my buddy Jeff stupid questions, I took my chance and dragged Applejack into the dark. Then I took her form". "No", Fluttershy said. "Yes. And nerd, do you miss your little curses? HAHAHA". "No way, you have them?", the nerd asked. "Of course silly, you can have them back if you give me the rest of the ponies. I have a special surprise for them". "A SURPRISE?!", Pinkie shouted out happy. "No Pinkie, don´t go near him!", the nerd screamed. "What´s that? Your are not going to give me the ponies? Well shame yourself", the Slender man said. He took out the nerds curse´s. "Let´s see, FUCK, destroyed", Slender man said. He begin to crush the words. "Shit, balls, bitch, dog-shit, hell and OOOHHH. My personal favorite, COWA-FUCKING-PIECE-OF-DOG-SHIT! Is now gone, forever", said Slender man while he was crushing them. "NOOOOO!", the nerd screamed. "You should think a second time instead of playing hero", slender man said. Then Slender man begin to transform into a tornado. "Come with me nerd", Fluttershy screamed while she was taking the nerd to her back. "WAIT FOR ME!", Pinkie screamed. "Take my hand", the nerd said. He lowered down his arm and grabbed Pinkie, but unfortunately not so hard. "You must hold on Pinkie!" "I can´t" "You must", the nerd screamed. Fluttershy flied the fastest she could to get away from the tornado. But suddenly, the nerd loose the grip of Pinkie. "HEEELLLPPP!", Pinkie screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOO!", the nerd screamed. But fortunately Fluttershy and the nerd successfully escape the tornado. "I´ll get you next time nerd, NEEXXTT TIMMMEE!, Slender man screamed.
The last 2:
The nerd and Fluttershy escaped into a cave. "Why are we here?" "We must get some sleep", Fluttershy replied. But then, a giant rampaging bear appeared. The nerd get so scared but Fluttershy knew what she had to do. She talked nicely to the bear as she used to do with animals. "How did you get a bear so calmed?" "The key is to be nice", Fluttershy replied. "Oh ok then", the nerd said. "Can you tell me something?", Fluttershy asked. "Ok?" "What do you think of us ponies?" "Well...I think you have some special personalities, like Rarity is very clean, Pinkie is very crazy in a good way and you are little shy but is good with animals. And I must say you are all pretty cute", the nerd replied. "You to", Fluttershy said. "What?", the nerd asked. "Nothing", Fluttershy replied. "Do you think Im cute?" "Well...yeah", Fluttershy replied. "Let me guess, when I give you my promise?" "Yes" "Ooohh come here", the nerd said with joy. Fluttershy walked to the nerd and layed down right next to him. "Don´t worry, Im sure you will fix this. You are maybe angry in your videos but you have a big heart" "I wouldn't have if it wasn't for you ponies", the nerd said. The both fell asleep. The next morning it was still dark. But the nerd and Fluttershy was away on their journey. Fluttershy thanked the bear to letting they sleep in his cave. "Where can the portal be?", the nerd asked. "I think it is in the place when your first appeared here", Fluttershy replied. Fluttershy flied with the nerd on her back to the place. It was like a hill with one tree. "Well i don´t see the portal", the nerd said. But when they looked up they noticed that the portal was up in the tree. "Ok let´s go, said Fluttershy said. But then Jeff appeared and took Fluttershy. She screamed. "Well hello again nerd. Missed me?" "Let her go" "Why? She is the last one. Besides why do you even care. I thought you hate them", Jeff said. "I did...but not anymore. They had showed me what love and what friendship is". "Oh...Im almost crying. But I don´t. I give you a choice again. If you go in that portal you come home and I will never stalk you anymore, but I get the pony. Or you kill yourself and I let the ponies go", Jeff said. The nerd thought. "Take her", he said. "WHAAT?", Fluttershy screamed. "Well good choice, go in I don´t stop you", Jeff said. Then he teleported away. "Don´t worry Fluttershy, I am keeping my promise", the nerd said. He then climbed up in the tree and crossed the Portal.
Back at the nerd room:
The nerd was back, where it all started. Kyle woke up behind the couch. "What are you doing?". "No time to answer, I got ponies to save". "Ponies, like in My little pony?", Kyle asked. "Yes". "Ah man, why didn't you tell me. I love them. I wont go with you". "Ok but be prepared. There are creepy stuffs out there". "What ever. If I only have my Guitar, i´m happy", Kyle said. "Ok but help me find my game accessories". "Got it". "But wait, I think we need one more person". "You don´t mean?..." "O yeah", the nerd replied. "But how do we come to Ponyville?" "O shit!", the nerd replied while drinking a rolling rock. "What, I can swear?!" "Uh yeah smart ass. You have done that in over 100 episodes now". "No i mean. I couldn't swear in Ponyville. But now I can", the nerd said with joy. The nerd looked down to the rolling rock. "It´s the beer. The beer give me my curses. That bastard Slender man lied to me to give me a low self-esteem", the nerd said. "Yeah but how do we...Did you say Slender man?" "Yeah?" "Oh god", Kyle said in fear. "How do you know about him?" "Well I have an Iphone and I always read Creepypastas. I read them so much that sometimes i think Jeff the Killer comes here". "Uhh...he is real. He works for Slender man". "Holy shit!", Kyle said again in fear. "But I think how we come to Ponyville?". "How", Kyle asked. "Well you see. If we catch the Game graphic glitch Gremlin, we can make him drunk and then he maybe to opposite. He grants our wishes. Seems legit right?", said the nerd. So the nerd popped in Metal Gear in the NES toaster. But the game works fine. But when he played the game for 10 minutes, the Glitch Gremlin showed up. "Good day nerd, how are you? Ready for a another round with glitches?", the Glitch Gremlin asked. The nerd took out the game from the toaster. The Glitch Gremlin popped up from the game. "If you don´t like my glitches, then just tell me or stop playing them". "NOW KYLE!", the nerd screamed. Kyle jumped out of the couch and took the Glitch Gremlin and begin to pouring rolling rock on the little bastard. The Glitch Gremlin was immediately drunk. "Uh...uhh...I don´t feel so good", said a drunk Glitch Gremlin. He begin to zapping. First he zapped out the Annoying Orange. "Ouh...hey, hey nerd, hey, hey nerd" "Ah man. I hate that Orange", said the nerd. But then the Glitch Gremlin zapped away the Orange and instead Bugs Bunny appeared. "AHH!. Zapp him away, zapp him away!" both the nerd and Kyle screamed. The Glitch Gremlin zapped Bugs away and instead did what they had hopped for, open the portal. "But wait, I think we need one more person with us". "You don´t mean?..." "O yeah", the nerd replied.
The nerd and Kyle to the rescue:
The nerd and Kyle had just entered the Ponyville. "Oh my god! I can´t believe we are actually here", Kyle said with joy. "Yeah yeah hold your horses. We must find Slender mans lair. But where?" "I would guess Celestias castle" "Why?", the nerd asked. "Look", Kyle said. The castle was creepy with spikes, Gargoyles and tentacles around the towers. The two run to the castle. But there was two guards. Kyle walked in front of them and asked: "Hey may I play you fellows a song?" "Sure", the guardians said. Kyle begin to play his guitar. The nerd sneaked behind and with the help of a bottle with rolling rock he knocked them down. They found a key that opens the gates to the castle. They walked around in the castle. But then they found a giant gate that leads to Slender mans throne. But Jeff jumped in front of them. "Hello there nerd, and who is your little friend?" "One friend who is going to kick your ass!", Kyle screamed. "What are you doing?" "Go I take care of my fears. You go and save the ponies". The nerd ran to the giant gate.
Kyle vs. Jeff:
"All right Jeff, prepare for a real Guitar Hero!" "That punchline sucked ass!", Jeff said. "Like your mom that you killed!", Kyle said. "All right that´s it. Im gonna put you in a sleep. FOREVER!", Jeff screamed. Jeff begin running towards Kyle. Kyle hit him in his face with his Guitar. When Jeff was down Kyle hit him and hit him even more with his Guitar. "Oh, you like that guitar huh?", Jeff asked. Jeff took the guitar and broke it in half. Kyle got a mad face. He was pretty pissed off. "IT...IS...ON!", Kyle said. Kyle begin to hit Jeff in the stomach, face and the nuts. Jeff was bloody. "FINISH HIM". Kyle walked toward Jeff and took a couch and crushed Jeff. "FATALITY". But Kyle wasn't done. He did a uppercut so Jeff fell of to his death. Kyle did it. He has beaten his fear. Then he walked towards the gate to help the nerd.
The Final Showdown:
The nerd walked in to the room. The room was completely dark. But then Slender man showed up. "Ahhh...the nerd. I´m expected your arrival". "Were is the ponies?" "They are right here". The room become lighted up and behind Slender man was the ponies together with Celestia. But the ponies was normal, they were zombified. "I think it´s time for dinner". Slender man ringed a bell and the ponies begin to attack. The nerd hit the ponies even if he didn't want to. He handled this pretty fine but then Celestia showed up and she wasn't a easy match. The nerd felled down to the ground. "HAHA, don´t you see nerd? You can´t defeat your friends. Your useless against them". "Well, not against me", Kyle said and knocked down Slender man. And somehow that stopped the zombiefied. Everypony got their minds back. "Nerd?", Twilight asked. "Yeah", the nerd replied. "But who is this dude?", Rainbow Dash asked. "Om my god, you are Rainbow Dash. Your my favorite!!", said Kyle with joy. "I don´t think I should ask". "FOOLS, you maybe got your ponies back nerd. But I got the elements of harmony. How do you like that huh?", Slender man said. "I had enough of you Slender. I can not let you take over Equestria", said Celesta. She begin to fly towards him. But thanks for the elements of harmony, Slender man was to powerful. Celesta was defeated. "Nooo!", Twilight screamed. "This is against you and me nerd, now let´s finnish this". "Oh we ARE going finnish this!", said the nerd.
The nerd vs. Slender man:
Slender man teleported everyone to a arena. Everypony and Kyle was teleported to the crowd seats while the nerd and Slender man is in the arena. "Now let´s finnish this", said Slender man. He used the elements of harmony to make him much powerful. He´s tentacles appeared and he had a demon crown. "Come on you evil mother-FUUUUCCCKKKERRR!!, the nerd screamed. Everypony was shocked to see the nerd finally swear. "Oh I see you found out of my secret", said Slender man. "Yeah never fuck with rolling rock". "To bad that you never gonna swear or drink your rolling rock again", Slender man said. He shoot the nerd with lighting and fire and everything he had. The nerd screamed. Everypony and Kyle just stare at the result. They all begin to cry. Slender man begin to laugh evil. But then a laser bolt hit Slender man. "What the?", said the Slender man. Out of the fire came the Cyber Nerd with his accessories. Everypony and Kyle begin to scream of joy to see their hero still alive. The nerd turned his back and looked at Fluttershy. The nerd nod to Fluttershy. She became happy and clap her wings. "All right you bitch. Who want´s some?". The nerd and Slender man began to shooting at each other. But unfortunately Slender mans attack was stronger. The nerd fell bloody on the ground. "When Im done with you, I will not only destroy you. I will also destroy your shitty games!", said Slender man. The nerd woke up with rage and screamed: "Power of Christ compels you" It didn't do a thing except make Slender man laugh. "Power of Christ compels you!, Power of SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST COMPELS YOU!", screamed the nerd. And in the arena came an angry Super Mecha Death Christ screaming: "FUCKERS, FUCKERS, DIE MOTHER FUCKER" and begin shooting Slender man who seems to be hurt by it. "Yeah, and don´t you ever fuck with Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C Version 4.0 Beta... bitch!", said the nerd. The nerd and Super Mecha Death Christ shoots Slender man. The Slender man can´t take it "Im am the lord of the harvest, bring it all down!", the nerd screamed. While this fight when on, Kyle and the ponies singed the AVGN theme song. And with the help of Twilight´s magic and that give the nerd and Super Mecha Death Christ more power. "NOOOOOO!!!!!", screamed Slender man. The nerd took Zecoras magical pot and threw it against Slender man. "Yippee ki yay MOTHER FUCKER!", the nerd screamed while he threw it. It hit Slender man in the face and he melted away. The Slender man is now gone. "Yeah we got that son of a bitch!" "YES WE DID", said Super Mecha Death Christ. Then he flied away. The darkness begin to disappear. Every pony run towards the nerd and give him a big hug. They were so happy that the terror is over. They also took there elements of harmony back. Kyle also walked towards the nerd: "You did it again nerd, you did it again", Kyle said. The nerd felt proud. Fluttershy whispered in his ear: "Thank you, you hell the promise". "Of course I did. Who did you think I was, the fucking nerd?" Everypony and Kyle screamed: "YES YOU ARE!". Celestia walked towards the nerd and Kyle. "Gentleman, I wont to thank you for saving us and I have a special surprise for you two" "A surprise?", the nerd and Kyle said.
The ceremony:
The ponies had a ceremony for the nerd and Kyle in her palace. "Ponies, Unicorns and pegasuses. Today these two men have saved us all from an eternal darkness of terror. And we shall grant them as the human protector of Equestria!" Everypony cheered. The nerd and Kyle knelt. "Protector Kyle Justin, will you say yes?" "Are you crazy, of course I say yes". Everypony cheered. "And protector nerd, will you also say yes?" The nerd looked back at the crowd. "Well...no". Everypony was shocked. Celestia asked: "No?". The nerd answered: "I say FUCK YEAH!" And everypony cheered again. Spike appeared with two crowns in his hands. "Here you go princess", he said. Celestia crowned both nerd and Kyle as protectors. "Oh, oh, you know what time it is?", asked Pinkie. The nerd and Kyle answered: "No?". "It´s party time!!!!". Pinkie had arranged a thanks party to Kyle and the nerd. "Thanks Pinkie", they said. "And don´t forget your present´s", said Twiligt and give them each a present. Kyle got a electric diamond guitar: "Aw sweat, Thanks girls!". And when the nerd opened up his present he saw a game, but not only a normal game. The same game that brought him here, "My little pony game". "Now you can come and visit us any time you want", said Twilight. The nerd saw Fluttershy sitting quiet. He walked towards her. "Hey". "Hey", she responded. "I just wont to say thanks". "For what?", she asked. "To show me what real friendship is", the nerd said. "Oooohhh", she said and gave the nerd a little kiss on his cheek. The nerd looks stumbled but then he got a smile of happiness "Come on everyone. Let´s sing the AVGN theme with my new guitar". Everypony cheered again. And now they all singed the song.
The end:
The nerd and Kyle got transported back home after the party. "Man that was on hell of a ride", said the nerd. "No shit sherlock", said Kyle. The nerd put the game in his NES shelf. "We are going to see them more times right", Kyle asked. "You bet your ass that we going to". And the nerd learned a beautiful lesson of friendship. And Kyle didn't learn a shit but who cares? The important thing is that with friendship, we can conquer everything. Even evil itself.
The end.
