Rarity Loses It

by Art Inspired

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sprout, Dark, Comedy, Rarity, My Little Pony: A New Generation, Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, Sad, Main 6
Length: 1052

Rarity must FRY BRAINS because she's an evil unicorn!

It was a nice and peaceful day until Rarity decides to go on a rampage. She wants to FRY BRAINS!

Wait, what?

Published 2021-10-30 14:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2021-10-30 14:30:03 UTC

Rarity Loses It

"Earth Ponies, take the lead! Pegasi, fly beside me! Unicorns, horns at the ready!"

"FOR EQUESTRIA!"

"What fantastical foe awaits us, Princess?" Rarity asked enthusiastically.

"Is it something... scary?" Fluttershy asked hesitantly.

"Oh! Is it something awesome?!" Rainbow Dash asked bravely.

Twilight then calmed everyone down by telling everypony, "No matter what it is, we'll face it together. For we are the Guardians of Friendship. With the power of our friendship and magic, we will-"

"Spread love," Pinkie said cheerfully while pointing.

"Give hugs," Fluttershy said lovingly.

"FRY BRAINS!" Rarity said violently.

Thunder suddenly and vigorously surged from Rarity's horn. It was totally radical, and all intimidating, and it was all purple, and pink, and stuff.

Oh, oh, oh! Like, the kinda stuff you'd see in Pony Fight Triple Z, right?

Yeah! Exactly, Hitch! So anyways, she was all like, "FRY BRAINS!"

One of the other earth ponies quickly ran away, and said, "Wait, what?"

The others took off, too, because they're so wimpy, and then, Rarity turned gruesomely, and confessed sinisterly, "Yeah, I'm a unicorn, and we're evil!" The sky became a sickly green color, and epic volcanoes erupted with red hot lava spewing everywhere, and it looked so awesome!

There was a very, very brief pause... and by that, I mean... are we really going to do this whole thing all over again, Sprout? I mean, sheesh!

Yes, Hitch. Yes we are, because Sunny totally interrupted us the last time, and I was having fun! Plus, I never did have my awesomely spectacular unicorn laser battle light show like I've always wanted. You promised to help! You promised, Hitch!

Ugh... Fine, do what you want. Friendship will always prevail in the end, though. It never fails.

This time it does.

You'll see... "Rarity," the lavender mare said. "What's gotten into you? You've never been like this before."

Rarity snarled back, "Times have certainly changed, Twilight! Mwahaha!"

The lavender mare... uh snarled back, I guess? "No, Rarity! You've changed! I don't know what's gotten into you lately, but I've got to save you!"

"Hehehe, you can't save me now, puny pony. It's far too late. I'm going to end you. I'll end all of Equestria as well with my awesome, magical... magic! Ha! Take this, Twilight!"

"Guh..." The lavender mare fell to the floor in an instant, and it appeared as though she could fight no longer. What's she going to do now?

I swear, if you say lavender one more time, Hitch, I'm going to-

Twilight stayed on her side for a long while, and she was winded. She gasped in unbelievable pain, and panicked, "What... h-have you just done... R-Rarity...? We were f-f-friends... You're..." She cringed as the blood seeped through to her very soul. "You're hurting me... S-stop it, p-please, Rarity... It's me, Twilight! Don't you recognize me at all? Don't you remember... everything we've been through?"

The unicorn just stared blankly at Twilight, and then, once more, her horn vibrantly, and dangerously illuminated the whole world of Equestria itself. She smiled as her spell was cast. "I don't know why I didn't just do this in the first place... This is perfect! This will fix absolutely everything."

Twilight gulped, and rose to question the deranged diva, "D-do what, exactly?" She stammered, "R-Rarity? Answer me, Rarity..."

"I'm going to remove all of Equestria's magic... just like that... All of it, Twilight. That means no flight anymore for the pegasi as well."

"You..." Twilight winced as she pointed her wounded hoof forth. "You can't! Don't you see? W-we'll all be set back by ages, and Equestria won't ever even be recognizable anymore! Ponies all over won't believe their eyes, or what's happened... They... for all we know, they might blame the other creatures for the disappearance of magic! Besides... h-how is this even possible? How're you doing this right now? Rarity? Rarity! Can you even hear me right now?" She looked up to the sky, and then gulped just before mumbling, "Oh, no..."

How else could it have happened, Hitch? I swear, you're being such a foal right now. You're just like Sunny! It was definitely, obviously some crazy, stupid unicorn that took away all of the magic. Now they're all just crazy and stupid, and that goes the same for all of the pegasi, too.

Look, Sprout, that just doesn't make any actual sense and you know it... C'mon, I say we hurry up, and let's put all of these toys back where we got them from before Sunny gets home... Sprout?

I hate all of the stinking unicorns! I hate them! And I hate every last one of those puny pegasi, too! Why do we have to live in constant fear of them? Why does the world... always have to be so... messed... up!

Sprout! Put Sunny's toys down right now! Whoa! Sprout... What did you just do?

Haha! That'll show all of you, you stupid unicorns! You stupid blue and yellow pegasus! Not flying around so magnificently anymore, are you?

Dude... they were just toys. They're wooden.

Sh-shut up, Hitch. J-just shut your mouth right now. Don't say another word! Not another word, Got it?

How're you going to explain this to Sunny?

I'm not, you idiot! I'm gone. That's it... She'll never ever know that I was even-

What're you doing in my room, Sprout?

Holy... Sunny? You're here! I mean, of course you're here. It's your room after all. I, uh... was just leaving, actually.

Hold it, Sprout... Hitch? You're here, too... What a surprise! Would the two of you like some of my dad's... What h-happened... to all of my toys? My mirror, too... Sprout, you... Y-you didn't... did you? You've broken my mirror, and some of my toys, too!

Sunny, I... I didn't mean to...

You jerk! I can't believe you'd... Just get out, Sprout...

Sunny... I'm... sorry, Sunny... I lost my temper.

I told you to just get out! What's next? My whole house?

Hey, I think he means it.

Hitch... Tsk... I suppose you're right. Sprout?

Yes, Sunny?

"I guess I can f-forgive you... but it'll take me awhile to get over what you just did."
This wouldn't be the only time that Sprout Cloverleaf would hear these words spoken to him.