The Soundblaster Files 2: The Next Level

The next Morning I woke up to somepony banging on the front door. I looked down and saw Jasmine was still here, I tried getting up but her ass didn’t want to let go. I rolled my eyes and tied the sheets around our waist so as not to wake her. I used a second sheet as a makeshift toga to hide her. After making sure she was secure and out of sight, I went downstairs and opened the front door. When the door opened, I saw shining armor standing outside and covered in scratches, with his hoof raised in preparation to knock again.

“You better have a damn good reason for knocking on the door at 6 AM.” I growled.

“I'm here to bring you your cat and other personal items.” He said in a tired tone as he leveated the cat carrier and a bag of my stuff.

“I guess that explains the scratches.” I muttered.

“It was impossible to get her into the carrier, it took five ponies to finally get her in there.” He said, rubbing his eyes with his hoof.

“Hahaha, yeah, she can be difficult when it’s not me.” I chuckled. “So, what else did you come here for?” I asked.”

“An official document stating your new rank and your new assignment, also the princesses had some custom armor made for you.” He told me brining out a giant wooden crate and a rolled up paper with the royal seal.

I took the paper in my magic, when I looked at it I noticed it had the official seal of both princesses. “Interesting, I’ve never seen them both take such an interest in a single recruit.” I muttered. I unrolled the paper and what was on it made my pupils shrink to pinpricks. “I’ve been promoted to Captain of the guard: Dreadnought Class?!” I exclaimed.

“Wait what!” Shining said shocked.

“Yeah, it says it right here!” I said, showing him the paper. Shining read through it and muttered something under his breath. “What?” I asked.

“The princess skipped a ton of paperwork and created a new rank without a second thought, this is gonna be a pain later.” He told me.

“Oh ho ho, the backlash is going to be bad, I can tell you what. Come in, have some coffee, let’s get to know each other.” I said moving aside to let him in. He sighed before he walked in. I then remembered the crate and I took it inside and opened it up, and to my surprise it was knight armor, in my size. “Woah.” I said. I took all the armor out and found a few ponyquin parts. I put together the ponyquin and put the armor on it, and took a step back. “That’s some nice armor.”

“Like I said, it was custom made but it was very tricky to make, the princesses themselves had to help with the process.” He told me.

“Hmm, I guess I can make a few modifications to it later. Come, let’s celebrate!” I said, bringing Shining into the kitchen.

“While your rank does allow you to make modifications to your armor so it feels more comfortable, I suggest sending a request first.” Shining advised me.

“No need, I had a job as a blacksmith a while back, I can manage.” I told him.

“Ok.” Shining said before he yawned.

I maneuvered Jasmine under the table as I sat down, then used my magic to start making coffee while Shining sat across from me.

“So how have things been in ponyville?” Shining asked.

“Aside from me taming a dragon that was snoring and spreading smoke everywhere, things have been pretty quiet.” I said looking at Cinnamon's sleeping form in the living room.

“That's good to hear.” He said while making a newspaper appear out of thin air.

“So… My new rank, care to explain a few things about it?” I asked.

“I have no idea, I guess we’ll find out work once the tsunami of paperwork is finished.” He was sweating a bit.

“Hmm, well a dreadnought was a kind of ship a long time ago, by definition it was larger and faster than its predecessors and equipped entirely to handle almost anything. So I guess I also fit that description, how interesting.” I said.

“If that's so then I guess it would be some kind of special ops kind of stuff.” He said.

“Sounds fun.” I said. Soon Twilight came down not even noticing her brother, and I only saw Jasmine’s hoof before she stopped and teleported away. Shining was about to say something but I stopped him before he could. “Let’s see how long it takes for her to notice.” I said, taking out a stopwatch.

She walked right by Shining with a tired expression on her face, before she poured herself a cup of coffee with her magic. She then put away the dishes from the night then after tearing Shining’s newspaper from his grasp before she started reading it before sipping on her cup of hot coffee. The timer was on 5 minute now and she walked into the library section of the house, and reorganized the entire thing which took 20 minutes, before she finally walked back into the kitchen to prepare everyone breakfast. When everything was done she went a whole 40 minutes without even noticing me or Shining. Finally she looked up from the newspaper to see Shining armor.

“Shining?! W-when did you get here?!” She said, panicked.

“About an hour ago, you went a whole 40 minutes without it even registering. You may be smart but you are super dense in the head.” I told her.

“S-sorry.” She muttered, rubbing the back of her head.

“You need to work on that. Hey Gilda.” I said as Gilda walked in and gave me a kiss before she got on the table and put her ass in my face.

“Here! how about you have some nice Ginger cake for breakfast” she said as she used her tail to shove my face against her ass. I felt something wet on my nose, and noticed she was dripping wet, her juices running down her thighs.

“Mind cleaning me up?” She asked. I didn’t answer and shoved my tongue into her snatch and began lapping up the juices. Then without warning she came and I drank it all.

“That was fast.” I said.

“Sorry I'm just close to that time and I'm sensitive.” She told me.

“Right, hey, are you going to lay eggs anytime soon? If you lay a clutch we could sell them for twice what a chicken or an ostrich egg is worth!” I asked.

“Not if they're fertile right?” Gilda asked worriedly.

“Are you full of fertilized eggs? If not, you shouldn’t have anything to worry about. Cuz I would only sell them unfertilized.” I told her.

“Sorry, I just had to make sure you weren't like some of those crazy griffons out there that steals their lovers' eggs and sells them.” Gilda said with a sigh of relief.

“Ok, first of all, that’s horrible and needs to be stopped, second, I would never do that, why would I deprive myself of raising hippogriffs?” I asked.

“Sorry.” Was all she could say.

“Now get off the table. I wanna eat my real breakfast.” I said.

“Ok.” She said happily as she hopped off the table letting me look at the confusion on Shining’s face.

“If you think that was strange, you should see how I use her ass as a pillow.” I said as I picked Gilda up by her middle and turned her upside down with her butt in the air. “It’s super soft!” I said rubbing my cheek against her ass fat.

“I didn't need to see that.” He said with a sigh.

I let Gilda go and began eating my breakfast. Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, and hash browns with ketchup on the side so as not to ruin the flavors. “Mmm. Mmm Mmm! I love having a good breakfast in the mornin’.” I said as I ate.

“Yeah too bad the food back in the barracks isn't this good, though the reasons for it are understandable.” Shining said as he tried some then Ivy walked down the stairs.

“Hey Ivy, oh, where are my manners, Twilight, Shining Armor, this is Poison Ivy, an old friend of mine.” I said as I introduced Ivy.

“I think I heard that name before, I don't know where.” Shining said, rubbing his chin.

“Uh, yeah, because poison ivy is a plant that makes you itch, Duh!” I said to Shining.

“Hey I’m gonna take Gilda and the rest over to Fluttershy’s for tea for tea.” Ivy told me.

“Leave Kitty will you?” I asked. “She’s pregnant and needs to be looked after.” I said. “And leave Cinnamon too!” I added.

“Ok.” She said, then she hooked up leashes to Lupa, Loona, Cuddles, and Gilda, and headed out.

“Hey before I go, Celestia asked me to escort Barb to canterlot but I believe I should also bring the other one as well. What do you think?” Shining asked.

“Cinnamon! You're going with Barb!” I called. “All yours.” I told him.

“Thanks, and I’ll make sure the nobles don't try anything.” Shining told me.

“Oh, I just remembered something, there’s a food critic who’s abusing her power and forcing restaurants to serve food that’s inedible. Her name is Zesty Gourmand, do me a favor and have her arrested, and make sure she knows it was me who asked for it.” I told him. He smiled and nodded before he left with the two dragons.

I looked over to Twilight and smiled. “All alone now. Anything you wanna do?” I asked.

“Well I don't really have much planned today because of that big storm today so I don't know.” Twilight said.

“Wanna go make out in the bedroom?” I asked.

“Ugh, you are incorrigible.” She said with a giggle.

“Alright fine, but I…” I began before my ear flicked and I began hearing ponies arguing, specifically Applejack and Rarity.

“What’s wrong?” Twilight asked.

I brought her upstairs and to the window and showed her what was wrong. “Might wanna bring them inside. The storm’s going to be a bit nasty.” I told her. Twilight ran downstairs just as the storm started. I followed her downstairs and arrived halfway down just as she opened the front door and ran out.

After a minute all three of them came in, Applejack hooves were covered in mud, and suddenly Rarity stopped her. Do be a polite house guest and wash up won't you.” Rarity said. Applejack mumbled something before she went back outside.

“Hey.” I said. “How’s it going?” I asked, then Twilight whispered.

“I don't think the two are getting along at the moment.” She told me.

“What else is new?” I asked.

“What do you mean?” She asked.

“Nothing.” I said just as Applejacked walked in, completely soaked. “Hey, has it started raining yet?” I asked her. Applejack only groaned in response as she went to look for something to dry herself off with. I used my magic and gave her a towel. “Here.” I said.

“Thanks.” She said before she started drying herself.

I went over to the pet carrier and let Kitty out. “Come on out, Kitty. The mean pony is gone.” I said playfully. She came out of her carrier before she stretched and yawned. “Good Kitty.” I said as I began petting her.

“Quite the unique cat you have for yourself, Darling.“ Rarity commented.

“Yeh I’ve never seen a cat that big before or… purple.” Applejack said.

“She’s a special breed, and she is with kittens, pretty soon I’m going to have a bunch of blind little bundles of joy crawling all over.” I said.

“Hey Rob, what's this?” Twilight asked, and I turned my head to see her looking at my armor.

“Oh, the princesses had your brother, Shining Armor, bring me that along with my promotion to Captain of the guard, Dreadnought class. They made a new rank class just for me, how weird is that?” I explained.

“Yeah that is kinda weird.” Twilight said, rubbing her chin.

“First time i've ever heard of something like this.” Applejack commented.

“I have to agree.” Rarity said.

“The armor is nice. I’m going to be working on it though, maybe make a few upgrades and improvements. A few hidden weapons here and there maybe.” I said.

“So what do you do now?” Twilight asked.

“Well, we could try some of the stuff in your book.” I said as I used my magic to get her book on sleepovers and gave it to her.

“I forgot about this.” Twilight said as she took the book, then started to flip through the pages.

“Let’s have a sleepover then.” I said. ‘This day seems like it’s going by faster than normal’ I thought to myself.

“What should we do first?” Twilight asked.

“Rarity?” I asked, hoping she had a suggestion.

Rarity started looking through the book with Twilight. “How about Mud masks?” She said.

“Ooooo! Great! I got the perfect mud mask mix! I said then went to the basement and grabbed the bag of mix. I went to the kitchen and filled a bowl with water then joined Twilight and Rarity. “Here, I made this mix myself, You know when it’s done when it hardens! Then you get to have a molded copy of your face!” I said. Twilight seemed excited about the mud masks.

“Thank you darling.” Rarity told me.

“I don't understand putting mud on your face.” Applejack said confused.

“It’s not really mud it’s actually plaster paste I made that can clear out your pores. It also works on acne, pimples, blemishes, stuff like that.” I said.

“Uhh.” She said said confused.

“Mud good!” I said, talking down to her.

“I'm not that stupid.” She snapped.

“You aren’t what?” I asked.

“Stupid!” She said.

“You said it, not me.” I said, making her face start turning red with rage.

“Rob, that's not nice.” Twilight told me.

“Let’s just get these masks on.” I said opening the bag and dumping the contents into the bowl of water. I took a spoon and began mixing it all together. “There we go, hurry up girls, this stuff dries fast, so start putting some on.” I said as I continued stirring. The trio started putting the mud on their faces. I began putting some on my snout as well and made sure to get it everywhere. “Ok, now that we have our masks on, who wants to play “spin the bottle”?” I asked.

“Yeah!” They all said excitedly. I took out a bottle and put it on the floor.

“Ok, who wants to go first?” I said.

“I will.” Rarity said.

“Ok, spin the bottle.” I said.

She grabbed the bottle with her hoof, and spun it. It then landed on Applejack. “Truth or dare?” Rarity asked.

“Truth.” Applejack replied. Rarity put her hoof to her chin in thought.

“When was the last time you actually took a shower?” She asked which made Applejack blush.

“L-last week.” Before anypony could say anything she spun the bottle and it landed on Twilight.

“Dare.” Said Twilight.

“I dare you tooooooooo swap the history and fiction section.” Applejack said making Twilight gasp.

“You monster.” She said, then begrudgingly swapped the two sections before she spun the bottle herself and it landed on me.

“Huh?” I said, completely lost.

“Truth or dare?” Twilight asked.

“Uuuuuuh. Dare?” I said.

“Can you please put the fiction and history books back where they belong.” Twilight said.

“Hey you can do that!” Applejack said.

“There is no rule that says I can't make others do it for me.” Twilight said with a grin.

“I’m not going to play librarian just to relieve your OCD.” I deadpanned. “Pick something else.”

“Noooo, since you didn't do the dare you get penalized. But what should it be?” Rarity asked.

“Bring it on, I can take anything you got.” I said.

“You can stand outside for 2 minutes.” She told me.

“If I get a cold, you are taking care of it.” I said, glaring at Rarity. I went out onto the balcony and stood there and after the 2 minutes were up I came inside soaking wet with leaves in my mane. Applejack threw me the towel I gave her and I started to dry myself off. After drying off I tossed the towel at Rarity’s face, enjoying it slapping comically into her face, and returned to my spot. “Whose turn is it now?” I asked.

“Yours.” Said Twilight.

“Alright.” I said then began spinning the bottle which landed on Rarity.

“Dare.” She said.

“Alright.” I began with a smirk. “I dare you to come over here and give me a kiss.” I told her.

“What?” She asked confused.

“Come on, either you pucker up or stand outside.” Teased Applejack as she made a kissing face which seemed to annoy Rarity.

“Fine.” Rarity said as she stood up and walked over to me her confidence fading with every step. When she finally reached me she looked up at me a little worried before she leaned towards me, and we kissed. She pulled away quickly and was about to go back, but I stopped her.

“Ah ah, gimme a real kiss.” I said pulling her close. I brought my head down and pressed my lips to hers, she resisted at first but eventually melted into the kiss. When she finally pulled away she blushed before going back to her spot. She then spun the bottle avoiding my gaze. “How was it?” I asked her with a smirk.

“Fine, I suppose, darling.” She said shyly, before the bottle landed on Twilight.

“Dare.” Twilight said.

“Again, you're rather brave tonight.” Rarity said as she tried to think of something.”Applejack you have any ideas?” She asked but Applejack simply shook her head. “Rob?” She asked.

“Hmm. How about…. She makes a large, 11 layer cake, and she has to eat it herself, every. last. bite.” I said.

“Wait, what?!” Exclaimed Twilight. “I can't eat all of that in one sitting.” She said,

“Ok, then go out in the rain.” I said, pointing outside. She sighed, before she got up and headed to the balcony, then once outside she closed the door. After three minutes she came back inside soaking wet, and once she reached her spot, she didn't sit down.

“Twilight?” I asked. I saw her grin before I thought. ‘Oh no.’ She started shaking her whole body like a dog would getting us all wet. “Twilight, I’m going to get you for that.” I told her, I looked at Rarity’s mane and gasped. It had lost its original shape and now hung at the side of her face. Rarity was not happy. “Oh, Rarity… come with me to the bathroom, I’ll fix you up.” I told her as I got up.

She sighed and followed me to the bathroom. Once inside I gave her a towel which she started using to dry herself. “I didn't think she had that in her.” Rarity said.

“Neither did I, here let me help.” I said as I got in front of her and began brushing her hair.

“Thank you, darling.” She said.

“You’re welcome, would you like me to work on your tail, your hair’s finished.” I asked as I finished with her hair. She turned around and let me start brushing her tail.

“So I've heard that you and Twilight are in a relationship now.” Rarity said.

“Yeah, but it’s an open relationship, I’m actually putting together a bit of a herd.” I told her.

“So I've heard, who has joined so far?” She asked.

“Well, There’s Barb, Twilight, Mrs.Cake, she’s getting divorced, and there’s also Gilda. There’s also that dragon, Cinnamon, but she’s more of a pet. Oh! And there’s also a doe named Poison Ivy.” I told her as I brushed her tail. ‘There’s a quite few more than that but I can’t tell her that’

“Wow, that's a lot.” She said as she was surprised at the number of girls I had in my herd.

“I guess. So, you got a special somepony?” I asked.

“No.” She said as I finished with her tail.

“Well… would you like to join my herd?” I asked.

“Uhh. This is rather sudden I.” Was all she could say.

“You’re only young once.” I said.

“Could you give me some time to think about it?” She asked. I leaned down and gave her a long kiss.

“That long enough to think?” I asked as I looked deeply into her eyes.

“Uhhh.” She said with a heavy blush.

“Well?” I asked, running a hoof through her mane.

“I’ll join.” She said, staring into my eyes lovingly.

“You will?!” I asked excitedly.

“Yes.” She said with a smile. I pulled her close, and gave her a deep, passionate kiss.

I pulled away and looked into her eyes. “What do you want to do now?” I asked.

“The others will get suspicious if we take too long.” Rarity told me.

“Too long for what? They already know you take a while to get your hair just right.” I asked as I put her down, then she suddenly pounced on me and I fell onto my back.

“Then I guess we have a little time to commemorate our union.” Rarity said with a smile.

“Ok. But not here, out there, during truth or dare, if the bottle lands on you, pick dare.” I told her as I got up.

“Alright.” She said.

We left the bathroom and returned to our spots. “Ok, who’s turn is it now?” I asked.

“Mine.” Twilight said as she spun the bottle.

“Hmm.” I mumbled as I used my mind to make the bottle slow and stop on me. I raised my eyebrows and looked at Twilight.

“Truth or dare?” She asked.

“Truth.” I said, not wanting to do a dare. Just then, Kitty came in and rubbed up against me and jumped onto my bed and curled up into a ball.

“Did anything happen in the bathroom?” Twilight asked.

“Yes, I brushed Rarity’s mane and her tail.” I said.

“Anything else?” She asked.

“you only get one answer and that’s it, nothing happened.” I said. ‘Let’s just hope Applejack isn’t able to tell if I’m lying.’ I spun the bottle and thanks to my manipulation, it landed on Rarity. “Truth or dare.” I asked.

“Dare.” Rarity said.

“Ok… I dare you…. To come over her and lay underneath me while I lay on top of you with my full weight and you can’t come out until I say so, and you complain about it” I said, standing up.

“Ooook.” Rarity said, then she walked over to me then got under me. I secretly moved her tail aside before laying down on top of her. I moved her back so her ponut was lined up with the opening of my sheath. I ground my hips once and my tip went inside and I let my front crush her a bit to hide her reaction.

“Umm aren't you crushing Rarity?” Asked Twilight.

“A little. Not enough to hurt her though.” I said as I got comfortable.

Rarity spun the bottle and it landed on Applejack. “Truth or dare?” She asked.

“Truth.” Applejack replied.

I wasn’t paying attention, I could only focus on how tight her ass was, I could feel myself growing inside her and leaking pre while Rarity struggled to keep a straight face as she asked. “How many apples can you put in your pussy?” Rarity asked.

“Umm isn't this a little personal?” Applejack asked with a blush.

“Either that or outside.” Rarity said with a wicked grin on her face.

“Oh I need to hear this.” I said as I ground into Rarity’s hole.

“4.” She muttered.

“No way, I have got to see this, here, show us.” I said as I used my magic to bring up a bowl of apples.

“No, in case you forgot I didn't choose to dare.” She said pushing it away.

“Oh no.” I said pushing it back. “You can’t just go telling us that and not show us! Am I right?” I asked then looked down at Rarity and she nodded, as did Twilight.

“No.” She said.

“Alright, then how about a bet, if you can fit 8 apples or more inside, I will give you 2,000 bits.” I told her.

“Fine.” She said pulling the bowl of apples to her. She picked one of them up then brought it to her folds, before she started pushing it in.

“Oh my gosh! I didn’t think you’d actually do it!” I said as my dick reached its full size. I took out a bag of 2,000 bits and gave it to Applejack. “Here, keep going.” I told her. Then she put another apple, then another, and another till she reached four.

“I can't fit anymore.” She told me.

“You put 4 in there, the bet was 8 or more, if you can’t fit more in that hole, you don’t get the bits.” I said as I was now humping into Rarity in full view of the others.

“What if I put the other 4 in my…. Other hole.” She said.

“I’ll allow it.” I said, and I noticed she was looking at Rarity and blushing, as she heard her moans, then I looked at Twilight who didn't even seem fazed by this. Applejack turned her head away and grabbed the last four.

She took a deep breath before shoving one of the apples in her ass when it seemed to cause her quite a bit of pain, but she continued. She put the second one in which made her groan painfully, it finally took her four minutes to put the last two in, and by the end of it she was crying. “Yeah… you should have lubed them up before putting them in.” I told her.

“I've got to go.” She said as she got up, then walked to the bathroom.

“Fuck, I gotta go help her, sorry Rarity, I gotta pull out for a bit.” I said as I pulled out. When I got to the bathroom I found it was locked. I used my magic and teleported inside.

“Ever heard of privacy.” Applejack said.

“Oh please, we’ve had sex before, I know what all the parts look like.” I told her.

“I can do this myself.” She told me.

“No you can’t.” I said as I grabbed her in my magical grasp and held her in the air. “I don’t have time for your stupidity and stubbornness!” I snapped.

“Hey!” She yelled before I decided to go for the ones in her ass first as they would be the most troublesome to remove. When I took one out she held back a stifled scream. I began pulling the rest out, finally as I took out the finale one her her asshole was gaping.

“Buck!” She moaned.

“Oooh, that needs to close. But first I need to get these out.” I said looking at her pussy, an apple partially poking out. It did not take long to remove those apples, and once we were done I put her back on the floor so she could recover. Then I left the bathroom, and sat back down with Rarity.

“Sorry Rarity, I guess we’ll have to try some other time.” I told her. “Kitty! Come here, come gimme some love!” I said, watching her on my bed. She lifted her head, before running over to me, then cuddled up next to me. “Good Kitty!” I said giving her some scratches under her chin… well chins. She is a bit plump.

“Should we stop for tonight?” Twilight asked.

“Yeah.” I said as I got up. Then I got out the Gilda Pillow and put it on my bed.

“Darling what is that?” Asked Rarity.

“It’s a pillow copy of Gilda’s butt. It’s just like the real thing.” I said.

“Ok.” She said finding it strange, then Applejack came out of the bathroom and climbed into bed.

I climbed in my bed, got comfortable, and laid my head down. It did not take long for Kitty to join me. She curled up into a ball and started purring as she went to sleep. I pet her head and closed my eyes. “Good night everypony.” I said with a yawn.

“Good night.” Twilight and Rairty said.

“Night.” Applejack said weakly.

—The Next Day—

The next day, Twilight, Barb, and I had left the library and went into town, however there was nopony else outside.

“Pssst.” I heard to my left.

“Hmm?” I grumbled as I looked to the left. I saw Pinkie’s hoof gesturing for us to come inside Sugarcube corner. We trotted over, then she closed the door behind me after I entered. Inside were Pinkie, Rainbow, and Fluttershy. “Why is everypony inside?” I asked.

“Because of her.” Pinkie said pointing out the window. I walked over there to see Zerocra wearing her cloak.

“I’m going to need more to go on please.” I said.

“She's mysterious.” Fluttershy said.

“SInister.” Rainbow told me.

“And Spoooooky.” Pinkie said.

“How so?” I asked, anger beginning to bubble up.

“Just look at her.” Pinkie said pointing at Zecora.

“What about her?” I asked, my patience wearing thin.

“Not only that, she lives in the everfree forest.” Rainbow said.

“So? Get to the point.” I said.

“She’s different!” Pinkie finally said before she flew into a wall. Everypony there saw how she flew, then followed back to where she was and saw me with a hoof raised to where her face was before she went flying. I put my hoof down and marched over to Pinkie and she looked up to me with tears in her eyes. “You hit me….” She said, completely shocked.

“Yeah. Because I’m VERY disappointed in you Pinkie, you’re always so welcoming to everypony, but here you are, being mean to a pony just because they’re different, do you know that’s racist?! Do you have any idea how she feels? How do you think you would feel if everypony ran away into their houses every time you came into town?!” I yelled, stamping my hoof, causing her to flinch.

“I think she gets it.” Twilight said, walking up to my side in an attempt to calm me.

“I don’t think she does, I don’t think anypony here does, whenever something happens they run around like chickens with their heads cut off.” I said looking at the other ponies. “YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF RACIST ASSHOLES!!!” I yelled as I pointed an accusing hoof at them. “For shame!” I turned around and headed towards the door.

“Rob….” Twilight said but I didn't listen and left Sugarcube corner.

After I went outside I took a deep breath, put on my kindest, most welcoming smile, and went to say hello to Zecora. I made my way over to her and cleared my throat. “Ahem.”

“Hello friend.” Zecora said, looking at me with a smile.

“Hi, I’m sorry about how everypony’s been treating you. Would you like me to help you with your shopping?” I asked,

“Sure.” Zecora said, then pulled a list out from her cloak, then showed me what was written on it.

I looked through the list and nodded. “Ok, let’s go.” I said.

“Lead the way my friend.” She said as I levitated the list with my magic, then we started going around town.

There were a few ponies who didn’t open their doors, so I broke them open with either a kick or a punch. The ponies inside were very surprised to see me, but when they saw the look on my face they froze and kept silent and let me do what I wanted. Once I gathered all the things Zecora needed, I met back up with her. “Ok, I was able to get everything you needed, would you like me to help you take these back to your house?” I asked.

“Sure but watch out for the patches of poison joke.” Zecora told me.

“Hah! You only make that mistake once… No problem, let’s go.” I said as we headed off.

We entered the everfree forest, then quickly Zecora showed me a laid out path that led to her home. We passed by a pack of poison joke, being careful not to touch a single petal or leaf. After getting through it, it only took a minute to walk there. “Weclome.” Zecora siad opening the door for me. I ducked down and walked inside to see a large cauldron surrounded by shelves filled with herbs, and potions, then to the far side of the room was a small bed.

“I like your decorations.” I said looking at the tribal masks. “Where do you want these?” I asked.

“Just over there.” She said pointing to an empty corner near the cauldron.

I set them down where she asked and looked at her. “Ok, anything else I can help with?” I asked.

“Well there might be one thing. You could tell me how I could repay you?” She asked.

“Well, I did pay for the ingredients you needed, but you can pay me back whenever you feel like it. I can accept other ways of compensation if you don’t have enough bits.” I told her.

“I don't think I have the bits to pay you, but there is one way I could repay you if you want?” Zecora asked, as she turned around, and flicked her tail giving me a glimpse of her wet folds.

“Oh… wow… Are you sure you want to repay me like this?!” I asked with a blush.

“I'm sure.” Zecora replied.

“Ok…. Am I allowed to do whatever I want?” I asked.

“Just don't do anything that could hurt me.” She told me.

“I won’t. May I eat you out?” I asked.

“Of course.” She told me.

I looked at her butt and saw her nethers were dripping, leaving her inner thighs soaked with her juices. Then I looked up a bit and saw her ponut, it was big and puffy. “Do you have any potions or anything for cleaning out your insides?” I asked.

“That was why I went to town, but I do think I have a spare, it should be a light blue potion with a multicolored cork.” She told me.

I searched her shelves and found the potion and levitated it over with my magic. “Ok, is this it?” I asked. She turned her head to look at it.

“Uh no the potion is a little lighter than that.” She told me. I looked again and showed it to her.

“This it?” I asked, and she nodded. “Ok, so what now?” I asked.

“Put it in my ass.” She told me.

“Oh… ok.” I said as I took off the cork and put the bottle into her ass, then watched as the contents emptied into her hole and she softly moaned as it completely emptied. “Damn that’s hot.” I said then took out the bottle and put it into the sink. “Now what?” I asked.

“Enjoy.” She said, shaking her ass.

I put my face in her ass and brought my snout to her ponut and gave it a kiss. Her ponut was soft and I couldn’t wait, so I began biting it gently as I gave it a few licks. She looked back at me with bedroom eyes. After a few moments she looked between my legs and said. “Looks like your little friend is ready, but I suppose he is by no means little.” She moaned.

“If you wanna have a taste, go ahead, just let me keep doing this.” I said as I continued to eat out her ass.

“Oh yes…..” She moaned as we went underneath me and between my legs to where I was still eating her ass and she could lick my shaft. She started holding it up so she could lick up my precum.

“Mmm…. If you wanna take it down your throat, you might wanna take the neck rings off so you don’t break them.” I said as I began making out with her ass.

“Sure, not a problem.” She said racing for the back of the rings which easily separated like magnets, then one by one she then took them all off.

“Any potions to make your butt a bit bigger?” I asked.

“No, but I do have a recipe or two.” She told me before she started taking my cock down her throat.

“Gimme a sec.” I said then I began levitating all her books towards me and began speed reading through them. After I read all the potions and ingredients, I found the right one. I used my magic to make the potion I wanted. I got the ingredients and made the potion, put it into a bottle and shoved it into her ass, causing her to yelp in surprise.

“You could have warned me before doing that.” She said before she yelped again as her ass began slowly growing. Once it stopped growing it was the perfect size, soft, plush, and not too big, and just the right amount of jiggle.

“Oh now that’s a nice ass!” I said before shoving my snout into her ponut.

“And you got a full sack don't you.” She said gently kissing it.

“Yeah, I’ve been a bit pent up lately.” I said before she cupped them with her hooves before she started to suck on them. “Mmm.” I moaned as I began putting my tongue to work inside her ass. She pulled away but still massaged my sack with her hooves as she started deep throating me. “Damn, those potions made your ass taste sweet, you taste like cookies and cream ice cream.” I said as I continued eating her out. She said something but I couldn't make out a word with my cock down her throat, I was almost tempted to pull out before she started taking more of my dick almost to the base. “Fuck! How are you doing that?!” I exclaimed. I felt her giggle before she started moving her head and neck. She started bobbing her head gleefully, taking my dick. “Fuck…. Ok if I start humping into your throat?” I asked as I looked at her. All I got was a muffled moan. “I’m going to assume that’s a yes.” I said as I began humping into her muzzle. I looked down to see my dick reached her stomach. “Fuck, I’m gonna cum.” I said as I began humping harder.

I would have cummed down her throat but she pulled it out and said. “Please! Cum in my ass.” She told me as she got out from under me and bent over before she spread her ass for me. I quickly put my dick in her ass and began humping into until I was all the way inside.

“Oh buck your dick is so amazing!” Zecora moaned. I continued humping her ass for a good minute before I came, and her ass exploded with cum till it got all over the floor.

“Fuck.” I grunted as I pulled out and sat down.

“You weren't kidding about being pent up.” Zecora panted as she looked at the mess.

“Sorry about the mess.” I said as I took in a few deep breaths to calm down.

“I'll clean it up later, I need time to recover after that.” Zecora said.

“Hey…. I’m putting together a herd, wanna join it?” I asked.

“After what we just did, did you think there was a chance I wouldn't?” She asked.

“So you’re in?” I asked excitedly.

“Yes.” She said before she walked over to her bed and collapsed.

“Ok, glad to hear it, I’m going to go home now, before the others come looking.” I told her.

“Alright see you later then.” Zecora said and waved me goodbye.

I left her hut and began heading back to ponyville and when I reached the spot I entered I found the mane 6 standing in the poison joke.

“Rob you ok?” Twilight asked.

“I’m fine, but you’re not, you're standing in poison joke.” I told them.

“In what?” Applejack asked confused as were the other 5.

“Applejack, forgive me, but this has to be said…” I told them.

“What has to be said, is something wrong?” Twilight asked.

“Y’all are a bunch of Idjits!” I said in my southern accent. The 6 look insulted. “Poison joke has a magical effect that is completely random and unpredictable. And it doesn’t go away without the cure.” I told them.

“Then where do we find the cure?” Rarity asked, a little frightened.

“Hmmm…..” I muttered as I rubbed my front hooves together while smiling devilishly. “Well, if you want the cure, I can give it to you, buuuuut it’s gonna cost you.” I said.

“What do you want?” Rainbow groaned as she crossed her front hooves.

“Hmmm……” I muttered as I tapped my chin with my hoof.

“Please don't do something crazy.” Twilight said.

“Meeee?! Craaaaazy?! Whatever gave you that idea?” I asked. “No, but I will probably have to think about it for a bit.” I said.

“But what about the cure?” Twilight asked as she and the rest stepped out of the patch of poison joke.

“I know how to make it. However, if you want it, you’ll have toooo……….. hmm…… oh! You’ll all have to dress up as sexy maids and tend to my every whim, for a week!” I told them.

“Whaaaaat!?” They all yelled.

“Alright then I guess you can all get the horrible side effects, like being unable to fly, changing your voice, shrinkage, unable to speak…. The list goes on.” I said as I began to leave.

The six of them huddled together and began talking before they came to a discussion. They turned to face me and Applejack said. “Alright deal.”

“Excellent.” I said, tenting my hooves, which was essentially just putting them together.