The Soundblaster Files 2: The Next Level

*Explosions*

*Cannonfire*

*Screaming*

These were the sounds that were being heard on the front lines in the war against the Demon King. Hundreds of soldiers were being slaughtered by demons and monsters ten times their size. The fatalities continued to stack up.

The battle was nearly one-sided, the magic casters were putting most of their work into healing wounded soldiers, of which there were many, and more continued to come. The rest of the magic casters had to focus on keeping up a barrier to protect the base. Archers continued to hold the line, shooting one arrow after the next.

It was a losing battle, soldiers being bombarded by flaming rocks flung by catapults and large monsters. Even more monsters and twisted abominations joined the battle against the weary and tired human defenders who fought with all they had, whenever they felled one of the demons 20 more rose to take its place.

The trenches were almost the only safe place during the whole battle. Armored soldiers armed with crossbows and spears were pinned down by enemy bombardment. Two soldiers were huddled together. “I’m scared, Sarge!” Said the private.

“We’re all scared son,” replied the Sergeant as they continued to be bombarded by rocks and flaming boulders.

—On The Opposing Side—

“W̸͔̞̑̋͛̀͘ḛ̸̀̈́́ͅ’̷̠͊v̴̦̱̖͔́͗͘e̴̬̹̓̋́͝ ̵͓͗̑͘m̶̰͔̻̅̈͜͠a̶̹̋ǹ̴̢̠̾̆̊á̸̛̖̑̑͗g̷̨͔̥̼̓̿̑͊͘é̸̦̝͓͇̹̒̓̾͑d̴̖̐́̒͝ ̵̩̜̰͋̇̀̀͝t̷̛̮̐̋o̵̮̅̓̎ ̵̡̰͈̬̈̈́͂͝p̷͍̫̲̒ú̶̩̞͑̂͠s̵̱͚̤͕̔̿h̶̹̠̗̞̏́̆ ̵̝̳̼͉̳͌͝ẗ̷͇̻̻͕͐h̸̛̹e̸̟̝̰̞̒͗ͅm̵̧̬͓̬̣͑̏̃̏ ̸̘̕b̴̼̐͗͆̇́a̵͙̩͋̓̐c̵̳̳͐̊̈͗̏͜k̶̭̥͍̟̎̅ͅ,̵̮̱̯̟̒͗͐͜͝ ̴͔͎̘͍̕G̵̢̧͓͎̳̃̓̊̚ę̵̻̞̹̇n̸̛̛͔̠̳͓̣̊ȩ̵͔͔̤̄̉r̵̪̓͆a̴̟͛͂͐͐͠,l̴̘͠”said one of the Demon Lieutenants as they lowered a spyglass.

“Ë̷̢̝͍́̐x̵̛̞̱͜c̴̲̄̀e̶̞̿l̶͚̍l̶̳͓̓̋̾e̷̱͒̓n̴͉̦̩̊̑t̷̰̥̿̅͆,” said the Demon General, before he began giving another order. “Ê̴̝r̴̯͘ä̷̳d̷͇̊i̵̻͝c̵͙͘á̸̤t̴̖͂ȅ̸̗ ̴̺̇t̸̯̆ẖ̴̐ẻ̷̹m̸̘̈́!̵̹͝ ̵̧̉R̶̺͋u̷͜͝n̸̞͋ ̷̱̅e̶̡̍ḿ̸̹’̸̮̒ ̵̦̚d̸̼͂o̴̜̿w̵̠̐n̸̫͐ ̵̞̋ả̸̳n̵̜̉ḍ̶̓ ̷̟̀r̴̯̅ṵ̸̚n̶̥̊ ̷͖́e̵̙̎m̵̯͒’̸͈̈́ ̶̤̚ẗ̷̬ĥ̶̬r̴̡̓ó̸̰ų̴̂g̵̲̑h̴̘̊!̵̺̅” he barked.

—Back In The Trenches—

“It’s hopeless, we’re pinned down! We’re never going to make it out of this!” Said one of the soldiers. More fire and stone rained from the sky as if it were the end-times, blood and death no matter where you looked, and only more would fall and add to the sea of blood that soaked the ground.

Just then one of the soldiers chose now to crack under the pressure. “I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!” He screamed as he ran out of the trenches in an attempt to save his own life, and with that, several others finally cracked and did the same while some committed suicide.

Conditions continued to get worse as the demon army continued closing in. Men died left and right and those that managed to stand were destined to fall as many did before them. Suddenly everything went silent when there was a large flash of light that made everything freeze in place, as if frozen in time.

After the flash, things resumed and a new army appeared and began marching onto the battlefield and fighting back against the demons. At first, there was silence as neither side knew what was going on until the first shot fired leaving a massive hole in the skull of a demon as gunfire started to fall on the demons like rain. The new army continued marching, mowing down the demons as if they were simple blades of grass.

Out of nowhere, a vehicle began driving towards the battlefield.

“This human body feels great!” I said to Jasmine over the comms. “It’s build is like a fusion of Captain America and Thor!” I said excitedly as I flexed my left arm.

“The new pony body might be to thank for that, we included the same blueprint you had when you were a pony and we added a few things to make it perfect for you!” said Jasmine.

“Okay, what did you add?” I asked.

“We included Atlantian DNA, Asgardian DNA, and a bit of Captain America’s super soldier serum, along with a bit of genetic traits that would give you more color, you should be the most powerful unicorn in Equestria,” Jasmine giggled.

“What about my magic? Any changes to that?” I asked as I engaged the weapons on top of the car to begin mowing down the demons.

“Your magic was already pretty powerful, so we left that be,” said Hannah.

“K,” I said as I rolled down the window and began blasting demons with my magic as we headed straight for the gates of hell. On the way we encounter a group of powerful demons who called themselves the seven sins, but with a burst of magic they fell like any other pest.

I transformed the Mech to robot mode and broke down the gates. As soon as the gates were down, I heard an eerie whistling and my path was blocked by Death Herself.

“Huh… even when I try to make my life more normal, this weird shit happens, a female Death, from puss in boots: the last wish,” I muttered as I opened up the Mech's chest and jumped out. “Who are you and why are you trying to stop me?!” I called out.

“Death. And I don't mean it metaphorically or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or any other fancy way. I'M DEATH. STRAIGHT. UP!” She said.

“Okay… then I guess it's time to dance with death and make her my bitch! Cuz I don't plan on dying... Ever!” I exclaimed as I loosened up my arms and neck. “Especially after making it this far!”

“Many have tried, all have died,” She said.

“They weren’t me,” I said before I got ready for a fight. Death charged me readying her sickles. I put one for all to good use and quickly dodged every attack she made. Every time she made a swing and missed, I’d feel her up.

She blushed at my touch and tried to bite my neck with her sharp teeth, though I was always out of reach. Frustrated, she threw one of her sickles at me, I caught it and tossed it up high. While she was distracted I tackled her and pinned her down. She struggled to get out of my hold as she tried biting me.

I used my magic to hold her down and moved my hands to her chest. I felt her breasts through the layers of clothing. “Oooh! What big breasts you have!” I said as I groped them, they were easily the size of cantaloupes. “Soft too!” I said before jumping off of her. Death got up quickly covering her breasts with her empty arm as she pointed her remaining sickle at me and growled.

“Catch me if you can!” I said as I began running away.

“Come back here coward!” Death screamed as she chased me.

“I just groped Death’s boobs, how can I be called a coward after doing something ballsy like that?” I asked as I appeared behind her and smacked her ass. “Oooh! What a big butt you have!” I said before running off again. She began chasing after me on all fours, allowing her to run faster.

I appeared behind her again as she ran and continued running with her. I managed to get my hands on her tail and feel the softness of her fur. “What a soft tail you have!” I said as she realized where I was and what I was doing. She suddenly turned and tackled me to the ground. “Hey,” I said with a smirk.

She held her sickle to my throat and said. “Give me a reason I shouldn't slit your throat and destroy your very soul!” Death growled.

“You’re such a cute doggie,” I said as I pet her she pressed the sickle against my throat as she growled again. “I’m waiting for you to take my life, you said you’d take it, I didn’t give you a reason not to,” I said with a smirk. “Or… are you here for a different reason?” I asked with a chuckle.

“What are you talking about?” She asked.

“Maybe you came after me because you like me?” I asked.

“And why would I like someone like you, you have the scent of countless females coming from your very soul, so why would I ever like someone when I would have to compete with so many others to get your attention?” She asked.

“So you wanna have sex or not?” I asked her. She leaned down and stared into my eyes, before she kissed me, huffed and sat up before removing her poncho. “Alright!” I said with a smirk. Death had a very voluptuous body and an hourglass figure. She looked down at me again before leaning down pressing her breasts against my chest as she kissed me again. “I love your eyes,” I told her.

“Thanks,” she said with a bright blush as she started to remove her clothes slowly, making sure to make a show of it. She turned around and removed her pants, showing off her plump ass and thicc thighs. As soon as her pants were off, she tossed them to the side and started to take off her top, her breasts falling out and bouncing as soon as she lifted her top due to the absence of a bra and threw it away. All that was left was her panties. She reached down wrapping her fingers around it as she pulled it down, exposing her wet canine pussy.

“Damn you’re a sexy mutt,” I said. She said nothing as she sat back down and started to strip me. I put my hands on her breasts and played with them. She moaned at my touch as she started to undo my pants. I moved my hands down and put them onto her thighs. “So soft…” I moaned as she pulled down my pants and underwear. Now that my pants were off Death started licking my cock.

“You taste good,” Death moaned as her tongue went from the base of my cock all the way to the tip. “Almost good enough to eat,” She moaned.

“Then have some more,” I said before I grabbed her head and began forcing her to deepthroat my cock. Death was shocked by my dominant but soon relaxed giving herself completely over to me as I continued forcing my cock down her throat. “Good girl,” I said before I pushed her off my dick and held her against the ground and began forcing my dick into her fortune cookie.

“Oh fuck!” Moaned Death as I fucked her like the bitch she was. I grabbed her by the base of her tail and spanked her ass as I pulled her ass towards me as I thrust into her.

“You’re going to be my little bitch from now on!” I said as I spanked her. Death could only moan and groan as I dominated her, and her pussy clenched around my cock tightly every time I spanked her.

“More, more,” She moaned so I started pounding her fortune cookie harder and faster making her suddenly cum on my cock.

“Good bitch,” I said as I continued. “I’m getting close myself,” I told her.

“Yes, cum inside me!” Death moaned as her pussy tightened around me at the thought.

“Are you my bitch?” I asked her.

“Yes I’m your bitch, and I want you to breed me so bad,” She moaned looking back at me.

“Are you going to make sure I stay alive forever?” I asked before turning her around and putting her in a mating press.

“YES!’ She screamed.

“Good doggie,” I said as I scratched her behind the ear. “I’m gonna cum,” I moaned. I started pounding her vigorously before I hilted and came inside, her tight pussy perfectly tightening around my cock practically draining my balls into her womb. I quickly pulled out and forced my cock into her asshole.

“Wha-there too?!” Death said, looking at me.

“I wanna fill every hole I can fit into,” I told her.

“OOoh fuck,” She moaned.

“Shhh,” I said as I held onto her muzzle and pounded her ass. “I’m getting close again already,” I told her. She could say nothing as I held her nuzzle, only quietly moaning as I abused her ass before I finally pulled her close and came. I held her up against me and groped her breasts with one hand. “Fuck…” I moaned.

I continued to empty my load into her ass, she gripped my cock tightly making me cum more and made her eyes roll into the back of her head in pleasure. “That’s a good girl,” I said as I kissed her. After I finished I pulled out of her and started to get dressed, and as I got dressed Death watched me while wagging her tail. She looked like a happy golden retriever.

“Well what now?” She asked.

“I have to go take care of the Demon King,” I said before I headed towards the mech.

“And what about me?” She asked.

“Wait for me with Jasmine, you probably know where she is don’t you?” I said.

“I do,” She said.

“I’ll meet up with you later,” I said as I climbed into the mech. Death nodded before she started to get dressed and walked off as she whistled.

I closed up the mech and began heading towards the Demon King’s castle. As soon as I got there, I was met with opposition, they weren’t really difficult to get rid of.

“Knock knock!” I said before I kicked down the door. I entered into a large chamber, and sitting across the room was the Demon King on his throne. In a way, he looked similar to the devil in Saints Row: Gat out of Hell.

He looked at me and smiled. "Ah, my little hero… I've been expecting you,” he began, his voice was deep and commanding, yet there was a hint of amusement. "You've come all this way to face the Demon King! You must be brave, or perhaps very foolish,” he said.

His monologue continued on for a while before I opened up the cockpit and shot him in the shoulder with a sniper rifle. I used rounds coated in a solution of scorpion and bullet ant venom, making it extremely painful. “Aaah!!!” He screamed.

I jumped out of the mech and initiated its self-destruct. “I’m not in the mood to listen to a Tyrant’s tirade, I just wanna defeat you and go home!” I said before shooting his other shoulder as the mech launched itself into space, on a course for the sun.

“Aaaaaaggh!!!!” He screamed as I shot him again in his leg. I walked over to him slowly, a cold, emotionless expression upon my face.

“I yield!” He said as he tried crawling away.

I shot him in the other leg, making him scream out in pain. “Give me a good reason,” I said, my tone cold.

“Spare me and I’ll give you my Daughter!” He begged.

I narrowed my eyes on him. “I’m listening…” I said as I put away the gun. I grabbed him by one of his horns and held him up. “Well?! Start talking and make it quick!” I yelled.

“Istartedthiswarformydaughter!Herlatehusbandanddaughterwerekilledbyhumansand-mmmff!” He began spouting off before I covered his mouth to silence him, not wanting to hear the rest.

“So she’s a Milf?” I asked with a raised eyebrow. “Is she hot?! Tell me…” I ordered in a dark tone.

He looked at me with a mix of disgust and shock. “Wha-bu-S-She’s my daughter!” He sputtered.

“Well… is she? I asked again.

“Y-Yes,” He struggled to say.

I removed the bullets from his shoulders and legs and healed him up before having him take me to his daughter. There were a few demons that stood in our way, but with a single word from the Demon King, they stepped aside and allowed us to pass. After a few minutes of walking down a hallway, I saw a large door at the end. “In there,” He said.

He opened the door and I was surprised at what I saw. “May I introduce to you, my daughter, Lucia,” he told me.

“She’s big,” I said as I watched her going through some large drawers and wardrobes, apparently she hadn't noticed that we were here. “I’ll make a deal with you…” I said, not bothering to face him, instead continuing to watch his daughter.

“What is it?” He asked.

“If I take her hand, you have to make peace with the other races,” I said as I watched her bend over while she was rummaging through her drawers. ‘Fuck yesssss,’ I thought as I watched her.

“Fine, it's not like I have a choice,” The demon king said.

“Glad you see it my way,” I told him as I pat his shoulder with a chuckle. He said nothing and only balled his hands into fists. “Careful… I can still kill you,” I said with a knowing smile.

“Lucia dear.” Said the Demon King,getting the large demoness’s attention. She looked down at the two of us before she knelt down to get a better look at me.

“Who is this guy?” Lucia asked squinting her eyes at me

“This is ummm,” The demon king said

“Rob Rhapsody,” I muttered.

“Rob Rhapsody, and he is here to take your hand in marriage.” Said the demon king

“Really, him?” She asked, looking at me. “A tad small isn't he?” She asked.

“As they say… it’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it,” I said with a chuckle, thinking of the double entendre.

“Hmm,” Was all she had to say.

“Leave us,” I told the Demon King. “I want some time alone with my new demon bride,” I said.

“You want to consummate before we even have the wedding?” Asked Lucia with a raised eyebrow.

“Who says we need a wedding to be married?” I asked which made her sigh as the demon king left. She started to put on some black lace lingerie. ‘Wow she looks hot!’ I thought as I looked at her.

“Aren’t you going to undress?” She asked.

I smiled and began removing my clothes. After I undressed, she grabbed me and went over to her bed and laid down.

“How do you want to do this?” She asked.

“Dealer’s choice,” I told her with a shrug. She grinned before she put me on her nightstand and turned around and sat on me. She rubbed her ass all over me before she got up and sat back down on me again. “Oh yeah… this is good,” I moaned as she crushed me with her ass, then she started to take off her lingerie.

“How does that feel?” Lucia asked.

“I’m loving it!” I said. I heard her chuckle before she got up and started jerking me off with two of her fingers.

“You're such a cute little thing,” She said with a grin.

“Thank you, and you are one sexy demon mommy,” I said.

“Thank you,” she said with a smile as she jerked me off faster.

“What now?” I asked.

“I have an idea,” she said before her body was engulfed in flames, and when the flames died she was much smaller in comparison to what she was before, but she was still quite a bit larger than me though. With a grin she sat down and started to grind against my cock.

“Oh, that is good,” I moaned. Lucia chuckled as she moved her hands onto my chest and start feeling my body as she rubbed her pussy against the length of my cock. “I love me a good milf, I hope you make good cookies,” I said and she moaned before she took my cock and aimed it toward her pussy.

“I’ll make you some later,” She moaned as she rode me.

“Milk and cookies are always best when the milk comes from a mother’s breast!” I said with a laugh.

“We’ll see,” She said.

“Ok,” I said. She started to moan louder and she started riding me faster. “Fuck…” I moaned.

“If you like that, then you're going to love this,” She moaned as she started slamming her hips down on me and her pussy tightened around my cock.

“Oh, I do,” I moaned.

“Fuck,” She moaned as I felt her cum but she kept riding me.

“I’m getting close,” I moaned.

“Do it, cum inside me!” She told me as she slammed her hips down. I came inside her immediately, filling her womb with my infertile seed.

“Fuuuuck!” She moaned as her tight confines gripped my cock making sure to drain me of everything I could give. “So much,” she moaned.

“Damn…” I moaned.

“Wow, that was amazing,” Said Lucia.

“Yeah,” I moaned. Then Lucia lifted herself up before she collapsed on the bed. “Okay, let’s go arrange the treaty and establish peaceful relations between the races,” I told her as I begrudgingly got up.

“Can't I just lay here for a bit?” She asked.

“Fine, I’ll handle it myself,” I said before I got my clothes and left.

It took a while to get everything done, but with a bit of “convincing” it went off without a hitch and they all agreed to have peace.

“So the war is finally over?” Lucia asked.

“It better be,” I said. “Now the way home should be open.

“I see, well after you show me around, want me to make you some cookies?” Lucia offered.

“Yes, I would love that,” I said.

I heard her chuckle before she said. “Well, I might be a little rusty, but I hope they turn out good,” She said.

“Come on, let’s head to my ship, then I wanna go home!” I said.

“Let's go then,” said Lucia.

“Okay,” I told her before calling Ultron.

“Hey, Ultron, have you found us a new ship yet?” I asked.

“I think I found one we could use,” Ultron said over the call. “Ready to beam up?” he asked.

I paused for a minute and chuckled. “Okay, three to beam up? I guess?” I said before looking at Lucia and… Death who was apparently here the whole time.

“So where are we going now?” Asked death.

Suddenly we were surrounded in a beam of light and reappeared in a room I recognized from Star Trek Discovery. I was on the bridge of the Discovery! “Whaaaat the fuuuuuuck?!” I exclaimed.

“So?” asked Ultron.

“You made a replica of the Discovery?!” I exclaimed before sitting in the captain’s chair.

“And… it’s the upgraded version from season 4, with… a new spore drive that doesn’t need an empath to make it work!” Said Ultron.

“Awesome… anything else?” I asked.

“It also has a wave motion gun, which wasn’t exactly easy to add, but I was able to put it in and this ship is able to warp, jump, and fly faster than any ship in Star Fleet,” said Ultron.

“Faster than the..” I began before Ultron interrupted.

“Yup, faster than the Protostar!” he said.

“Damn!” I said.

“Anything else?” I asked.

“It is fully stocked, with the best gear I could equip it with! State of the art Med-bays and laboratories, we equipped every room with a food synthesizer and replicators, so you can have anything you want to eat or anything you want to wear!” He said excitedly.

“Careful Ultron, your science geek is showing,” I deadpanned as I looked at him.

“Sorry,” Ultron said as Jasmine, Joanne and Hannah entered the bridge.

“Okay everypony,” I said as the spell to make me human wore off. “Let’s get ready to jump home!” I said. Lucia and Death looked at me with confusion and shock. “That’s right I’m a unicorn, anything wrong with that?” I asked.

“Ummm, no,” was all death could say.

“Good, Lucia…” I asked, looking at her.

“I don't know,” She said.

“My dick’s bigger in this form,” I said with a smirk.

“I think it’s great,” Lucia said suddenly.

“Good, Jasmine, Joanne, Hannah, prepare the spore drive for jump!” I said, and they nodded before they started preparing.

“Ready for jump,” said Jasmine.

“Let’s Roll!” I said with a smirk.