Author's Note

Ok this will be a crossover with OPTIMUSPRIMEG1’s Frieza, The Benevolent Ruler Of Equestria! Wait What?

Now for those of you who have been reading this, I think I am going to stop doing the underlining for the monotone voice, so I’m just going to leave it all as normal text.

Sorry if this chapter is a bit long, I had a lot to get done.

Entry 4: Corruption

After washing up from being intimate with my new foxes, I made my way down to the kitchen. Everyone was already seated in the dining room including the princesses who mingled with Jasmine and a few of my pets. They seemed to enjoy the company, and I smiled as I went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

“So princesses, how did you sleep?” I asked.

“We slept well, what about you?” Asked Clestia.

“A bit. And how did your talk with your sister go? And yes I knew you were hiding around the corner.” I said. She looked surprised and said nothing. I began working on making bread pudding and when I finished, I gave everyone a plate.

“Thank you.” Celestia and Luna said as they started eating.

I took a plate for myself and sat down. I looked over at Celestia and remembered something. “Oh! Princess, I have a few things I’d like to talk to you about.” I told her.

“What is it?” She asked with a curious look.

“I’ve been thinking of adding a few creatures to Equestria’s ecosystem.” I told her.

She looked at me seriously now. “What kind of creatures?” She asked.

“Nothing dangerous I assure you, I wanted to get your ok before I added them.” I told her.

“Alright, I just wanted to be sure.” She told me.

“The first creature I wanted to show you was this.” I said as I took a napkin and laid it on an empty plate then I took the napkin off, and on the plate was a small animal with a squirrel-like body and a fox-like head.

“What is that?” Celestia asked.

“This little thing is called a fox squirrel, relatively harmless and they can live in almost any environment, jungles, forests, basically anywhere with trees. And they can make really good pets too.” I said as the fox squirrel looked around then began exploring.

“Is that all?” She asked

“No. I have a few others, but I’d like to know what you think of this one.” I said as I put a few nuts on the table the fox squirrel came back over to me.

“I like it.” She said with a smile.

“So why do you want to introduce new creatures to this world?” Luna asked

“Because I know that the world can benefit from the creatures I add. However, I have a few creatures downstairs that may be too dangerous for the creatures of this world. Giant monsters, each extremely dangerous if agitated.” I said.

“Then why would you even consider letting them run loose?” Celestia asked.

“I don’t intend to let them loose, the fact you think I would even think of that is appalling!” I said.

“Then what's your plan?” Luna asked.

“My plan is to bring some wonder and whimsy into this world.” I said. “Which brings me to the second creature.” I said as I waved my hand, and
a large grinning, twelve legged cat with a hollow body that serves as a bus, complete with windows and seats covered with fur, and a large, bushy tail came into existence.

“Well it's certainly… interesting.” Luna said.

“What is it?” Celestia asked.

“This big softy is a catbus, it can serve as a mode of transportation between cities and towns and wherever else. Since this animal is not bound to only roads, it can travel across land, trees, and buildings.” I explained.

“What about water?” Asked Luna.

I gave her a look that meant “are you serious?” Then I looked at her sister. “It’s a large cat, cat’s don’t really like getting wet, some like water but still, no, the catbus is too big and heavy to float, it wouldn’t be able to swim, at least I don’t think so…. Anyway, these creatures I have shown you will eventually start showing up around Equestria, I just need your approval.” I said.

The two sisters looked at me for a moment, and then gave me a nod.

“Good, pretty soon the creatures will start showing up. Now let’s continue with breakfast.” I said. I was about to start eating my breakfast when an alarm sounded.

“Huh?…. I wonder what that’s about.” I muttered.

“What's that?” Luna asked, panicked.

“I don’t know…” I began then transformed. “But I’m going to find out.” I said in my normal monotone voice as I headed outside, to the town square where I saw the elder holding an injured colt in his arms.

“Elder what happened here?” I asked as I knelt to take a good look at the colt.

“I don't know, he and his parents disappeared after the fire. We assumed they were dead.” Said the elder as he attended to the colt's wounds. “We just found him like this outside the walls.” He explained just before the colt opened his eyes slowly.

“What happened?” I asked as the colt looked like he would pass out any moment now.

“Caribu…. Parents….dead.” was all that was audible before the colt's eyes rolled into the back of his head as he passed out.

“We need a doctor over here!” Shouted the elder, and from the forming crowd a stallion rushed over to him, and began dressing his wounds.

“Princesses, Caribou. Explain. Now!” I said as I looked to the princesses as a primal rage began to build up deep within me.

“They are a race that believes females are beneath them. They have even enslaved the females of their own race before praying on others, I never expected them to reach this far.” Explained Celestia.

“Slavery. Rape. Murder. Is this what kind of country you wish to run?!” I exclaimed as the anger continued to build.

“No, but I can't do anything either.” She told me. “Over the last few centuries like minded individuals, and kingdoms have joined them and they have grown into a world power, it takes the combined forces of many kingdoms to keep them from expanding.” Celestia explained.

“IF YOU CAN NOTHING TO STOP THEM THEN I SHALL!” I yelled as my anger finally burst as I stomped my foot to the ground.

“You’ll start a war!” Luna told me.

I transformed into my Dalek form and looked to Luna. “THIS IS NOT WAR, THIS IS PEST CONTROL!!!!!” I shrieked, as I began elevating into the air, flew off, then blacked out, but not before I heard myself say something.
“EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!”

—Jasmine POV—

I watched as Soundblaster flew off and began acting like a real Dalek. “This won't end well.” I said as I stepped back into the fortress with a sigh. I sat down in a chair before using my unicorn horn to focus my magic to levitate some papers. I needed to go through mostly just complaints and questions that were gathered from the townsfolk, but I had to go through it before Rob returned.

I took a deep breath before I sat down in a chair. I took a quick glance through the papers and just sat them down, tired of looking through them all day. I looked out the window to see the sun was slowly setting in the horizon as the cool night breeze started to roll in and flew through my mane. along with the cool air was the subtle scent of grass, and trees which relaxed me. Off in the distance I could see a dim red glow, along with a few flashes.

—Soundblaster POV—

“CALLING ALL DALEK! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE IN THE EXTERMINATION OF THE CARIBOU RACE!” I screeched. I was fully aware of everything that was happening, it was as if I was possessed. I continued to fire upon the caribou.

“REQUEST CONFIRMED, DALEKS SHALL ASSIST DALEK-SOUNDBLASTER IN MAXIMUM EXTERMINATION!!!” I got as a response from the Daleks I kept underground.

In mere seconds hundreds of Daleks began joining me in the cleansing of the caribou filth. “THE DALEK SHALL BE VICTORIOUS!” I cried. Every Dalek began destroying houses, burning buildings, killing everything they…. We saw, showing no mercy.

However, just before we kill more than half of the caribou, leaving less than half to survive. Then out of nowhere there was a bright flash and all The Daleks exploded. “REMOTE CONTROL SELF-DESTRUCTION SUCCESSFUL! CARIBOU SPECIES HAS BEEN CULLED TO MANAGEABLE POPULATION! RETURNING TO BASE!!!!” I cried. I couldn’t believe what I’ve done, inside I was screaming ‘stop! Make it stop! No more!’ But my body wouldn’t follow my cries. Now I was headed back towards my kingdom, I was trying my hardest to gain back control but it was all in vain, I couldn’t do anything, for the first time in a long time, I felt powerless.

I was almost halfway home before I felt a familiar vibration, then there was a bright flash before everything went dark.

—Elsewhere—

With a flash, a strange object flew out from a portal and crashed nearby, sending smoke and dust everywhere.

“WHY HAVE I BEEN SUMMONED?!” Came a loud staccato voice.

This caused a few Frieza Force grunts to back up a bit in shock and fear but Frieza stood his ground. “First a question, are you villain, hero or one of those neutral types of Displaced?” Frieza asked the voice.

“DALEKS HAVE NO CONCEPT OF GOOD OR EVIL!” Came the voice, and after a few seconds a form came out of the smoke.

“Dalek eh? Last I remember, you were bad news. Too bad.” Frieza said as he pointed a finger at the Dalek, an annoyed look on his face. “I did hope that my first meeting with a Displaced wouldn’t be like this, but oh well.” then purple energy began to form at his fingertip while his Frieza Force aimed their hands at the Dalek, preparing to fire Ki blasts at it. “So if you’re pulling my leg right now, you better stop, cause I won’t hesitate to exterminate beings like you.”

“YOU ARE INFERIOR BEINGS, DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR, YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!!!!” It screamed, however a few parts of the Dalek were sparking in places. “EXTERMINATE!!!!” It shrieked as it began firing its gun.

Many Frieza Force grunts easily dodged its shots while Frieza merely sighed in annoyance, the energy at his fingertip disappearing. “Great, he’s broken or something.” Frieza said before flying at the Dalek, dodging each of its shots.

When it fired at him again, he disappeared and reappeared behind it. “Pathetic.” he said before delivering a strong kick to its head, or what he presumes was its head, sending it tumbling across the ground. “Honestly, I never understood how those things can be dangerous.”

The Dalek began bursting with electricity, almost as if it was short circuiting. “MUST EXTERMINATE!” It kept saying.

“Is that your favorite word or something? Cause honestly it’s getting really annoying.” Frieza said as he flew at the Dalek again, “Tell me, how many more hits will it take to shut you up?” he asked.

“EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS ENGAGED! BEGINNING REBOOT AND TRANSFORMATION!!!!” It screamed.

“Reboot? Transformation?” Frieza asked as he stopped flying, watching the Dalek in curiosity. “If you’re gonna pull some Transformers shit then you better do it fast before I just say to hell with it and turn you to ash.”

Just then the Dalek began opening up, parts began shifting around until there was a large humanoid metal being laying on the ground.

“Kami damn it, you pulled some Transformers shit.” Frieza said as he flew over to the Dalek or whatever the hell it was. He looked at its face and saw one of those loading screens on its visor. “I am not gonna wait forever for this.” he then used his tail to hit the being on the head.

“SYSTEMS MALFUNCTION.” It said in a more monotone voice, then turned its head towards Frieza. “Why am I looking at Frieza from dragonball?” It deadpanned, at least that’s just a guess, you couldn’t really tell.

“That’s because you are you, mechanical buffoon.” Frieza said, aiming a finger at its head. “Now, are we gonna have any more crazy Daleks? Or do I need to put a hole in your head?”

“I would love to see you try.” It said poking Frieza in the chest, then got up off the ground and stood up at a height of 26'2" ft.

“Oh trust me, I can.” Frieza said, not intimidated by its size while his Ki flares around him. “Now I ask again, and I really hate repeating myself, are you going to go crazy again?”

“I hope not. now, what was your purpose for summoning me?” It asked.

“Honestly, I just wished to talk to someone that isn’t one of my soldiers.” Frieza said,

Then all of a sudden a bright ball of light came out of the chest of the robot and it fell to the ground. Then the light began to change into an equine form and landed on the ground and standing there was a large pale white unicorn pony with green eyes and a pair of headphones as a cutie mark. He was as large as Celestia and seemed stronger than her too.

“Kami damn it, any more surprises you wish to just spring on me?!” Frieza asked in annoyance. “And pick a damn form and stay in it!”

“I didn’t do this!!!!” He said as he looked at his hooves. “This has never happened before!” He exclaimed.

Frieza merely growled while pinching the bridge of his nose, “Great, I had to summon a Displaced that is currently broken.”

“Who you calling busted, buster?!” Exclaimed the pony.

“You obviously.” Frieza said then looked at his forces. “Go back to your posts, I can handle it from here.”

“But lord Frieza-” a grunt began before being silenced by a stern look from the new ruler. “Y-yes sir.” the Frieza Force then flew or walked off back to their original posts.

“Ugh, this new… hindrance, will take some getting used to.” Said the pony.

“So, I believe some introductions are in order, now that you aren’t trying to kill me.” Frieza said, then gave a small bow. “I am Frieza, the newest ruler of Equestria and its citizens.”

“I am Soundblaster, but you can call me Rob, now what do we do?” Asked the pony.

“As I said, I just need somebody to talk to right now.” Frieza said as he began walking towards the castle. “It is about my recent rise in power.”

“Please tell me you didn’t do anything stupid like killing the princesses, that’s just asking for trouble.” Said Rob, having a bit of trouble walking.

Frieza merely chuckles. “I am not that kind of being Rob, I gave them a pardon the moment I took over and had it broadcasted to every pony settlement in Equestria. That includes the Mane Six as well in case you were wondering.”

“Yippee.” He deadpanned. “I have my own little kingdom in equestria, I named it Eureka, I planned to have it be the leading kingdom of science, technology, and medicine, I already made the cure to cancer.” Said Rob.

“Interesting choice Rob.” Frieza said as the two entered the castle. “For me, I have made a plan for the new age of Equestria, any foe that surfaces will be dealt with by me and my forces, instead of untrained civilians. Yes I know they’ve done a lot but they got lucky and had their friendship on their side. And their villains are stupid.”

“Not all of them, Discord, Tirek, Chrysalis, and Sombra are cunning, you shouldn’t underestimate any of them. That, and there may be a chance of Gen 1 villains, a slim chance, but the possibility still exists, and the earlier generations had a lot of villains.” Said Rob. “Then again you’ll also have to worry about the dragon ball characters that will inevitably show up.”

“Indeed. And the reason I said they were stupid is because they haven’t thought of removing one of the Mane Six to keep them from using the Elements, rendering them useless and making conquering this land much easier. It’s what I did, I basically removed one of the Elements from the Mane Six and that was it.” Frieza said as they walked through the halls of the castle. “So again, they got lucky when their villains were stupid.”

“Whatever.” Sighed Rob. “Wait! I should probably go grab my body, can’t let anyone try anything weird with it!” He said as his horn glowed and with a flash he was gone, a few seconds later he came back holding his body, only it was the size of an action figure. “I love having shrinking tech. It’s so useful!” He was about to put it somewhere then noticed he was basically naked and had no pockets then he frowned.

“Just grab a bag. And nobody would have messed with it in the first place.” Frieza said,

“As if you’re goons don’t do things without your knowledge, I’m not taking any chances.” Said Rob.

“Hmph, and people say I’m paranoid.” Frieza said with a chuckle. “Tell me, do you have any problems in your kingdom?”

“Hmm, not really, they all like me. I make sure they have food, make sure they’re safe, all in all I’m doing pretty good. I’ve already established trade with the princesses. And in a few hundred years, nightmare moon will return and I can separate her from Luna.” He said.

“I see.” Frieza said before sighing. “I ask this is because I feel like I might be a terrible ruler for the ponies. That no matter what I do, I might be seen as a monster who took over without warning.”

“That’s probably exactly how they see you.” Rob Deadpanned. “You should probably do something to change that. I have an idea, but it’s a little unorthodox, and it might get you out of your comfort zone.” He suggested.

“And what is it?” Frieza asked Rob, a bit curious to hear what his idea was.

Rob gestured to come closer with his hoof as he looked from one direction to another.

Frieza raised an eyebrow at that but shrugged and leaned in. “This must be big if you want to keep others from hearing it.” he said to Rob.

“Hush and come closer.” He said.

Frieza leaned in closer.

“Closer.” He said.

Frieza leaned in closer again. “You better tell me what it is right now before I just kick you like a football.” he said in annoyance.

“Here’s how to gain the public’s favor, first, stop being a dick, second, walk among them, help where help is needed, third, don’t be dick.” He said.

“I have not done anything to be a dick Rob.” Frieza said as rolled his eyes.

“No, I mean don’t act like a dick.” He said.

“Wasn’t planning to.” Frieza said, “Was that the big thing you were gonna tell me, just walk among them and help them? Cause I had already planned on doing those things.”

“Uhuh.” He said.

“What? Don’t believe me?” Frieza asked him,

“No.” He said.

“I am not like the real Frieza, yes I took over Equestria but it was a necessity. But I do not just kill everyone who annoys or angers me, nor do I commit mass genocide just because I’m afraid of a legend.” Frieza said, “I instead just wish to help the ponies, that is it.”

“Or because you have an inferiority complex due to you being short.” He taunted.

“Eh, so what?” Frieza said with a shrug of his shoulders. “I honestly don’t care what size I am, just if I am able to help others.”

“Whatever dude. Is there anything else we can do here?” He asked. “You know what, I’m just going to wander around, maybe find a bar, get drunk, get involved in a bar fight, possibly wake up a few hours later in bed with a girl, and after that I’ll probably do it all over again.” He said as he wandered off.

“Why do I feel like I need to keep an eye on him?” Frieza asked himself before sighing in annoyance. “Rather not risk it.” he said before following Rob.

“Morning sweetheart.” Came Rob’s voice from behind. Freiza turned around and found himself in bed with Rob. “Was it good for you too?” He asked as he chuckled.

Frieza lets out a shout as he fell out of the bed. “What the fuck did we do last night?! Why are we in the same bed!?” Frieza shouted.

“It was your idea, you said you wanted to experiment, and that experiment had chemistry.” He said with half lidded eyes.

“Oh dear Kami, just how much did I fucking drink?! Actually, why the hell did I drink?! I was supposed to make sure you don’t do anything stupid!” Frieza said angrily.

“Well you definitely did a terrible job of that!” He laughed.

Frieza growls angrily, his Ki flaring around him. “This. Is. Not. Funny.” he said,

“You’re right.” He said. “It’s hilarious!!! I can’t believe you fell for this! I was downing drinks all night but couldn’t get drunk! But you were, so I thought it’d be funny if you woke up in bed with a pony!……. Ah man! I should have had my head on the bed, so you could wake up to that, like in The Godfather! Oh well, opportunity missed. I’ll try that joke on someone else.” He said while laughing.

Frieza’s eye twitched as he glares at Rob before aiming a finger at him. “I so badly want to kill you, slowly and painfully.” he said with barely repressed rage.

“I literally can’t die, so even trying would be futile.” He said as he got up and stretched.

“You didn’t say you don’t feel pain, so that means it won’t be that futile.” Frieza said while crossing his arms.

“I also have a high tolerance for pain, so yes it would still be useless to try. I’m going to take a shower, I’m starting to get horse musk.” He said sniffing his pits then went into the bathroom.

“I’m going back to my castle, my soldiers are probably wondering where the hell I am.” Frieza said as he left the room, angrily grumbling to himself. “Damn….son of…fucking kill him….” he grumbled as he left the building before flying towards the castle.

When he returned to his castle, Zarbon and Dodoria were waiting for him. “Lord Frieza, it’s good to see you unharmed.” Dodoria said as he and Zarbon bowed a little.

“Yes yes yes, I’m back, let's just get on with business.” Frieza said impatiently as he entered the castle. “Any word from the Crystal Empire?”

“Yes my lord, the two royals have agreed to meet with you later on in the day.” Zarbon said and Frieza nodded. “They have expressed their displeasure of you taking over Equestria.”

“That is of no concern to me Zarbon, they can be angry with me all they want, I am Equestria’s newest ruler.” Frieza said as the three continued to walk through the halls, passing by some of his soldiers and servants that Frieza let stay in the castle to perform duties his Frieza Force was unable to do. “And what about you Dodoria?”

“I’ve been making sure the Ginyu Force is training the troops.” Dodoria said, “Why have an army when it can’t last long against one of these silly ponies?”

“Indeed.” Frieza said with a nod,

“Oh, and there have been several riots throughout the streets of Canterlot as well.” Zarbon said and Frieza scowled at the news.

“Typical, it hasn’t even been a day and there are already riots.” Frieza said as he shook his head in annoyance. “I swear, I better hear good news on how to make it to where these ponies won’t cause a riot!”

“I’ve got a crazy idea that could work.” Said Rob, seemingly showing up out of nowhere, making everyone jump in surprise.

“Kami damn it Rob! You nearly gave me a heart attack!” Frieza said in anger, glaring at the Displaced.

“I’ve been here the whole time. You seriously didn’t notice?” He asked.

“No! Can you not tell by our reaction?!” Dodoria asked Rob,

“It’s not my fault you don’t notice a giant white unicorn stallion.” He countered.

“Have you seen this place?! You can easily blend in with this place!” Dodoria shouted.

“Whatever, do you wanna hear my idea or not?” Asked Rob.

Frieza sighs in annoyance before nodding his head. “Yes, what is this idea of yours that you had to nearly give us heart attacks?”

“Well, a good way to get others to like you is to bring in some adorable animals, have a few petting zoos, if the children like you, then things will go a bit easier, hopefully. I can contribute a few adorable animals if you want.” He explained.

Frieza held his chin in thought, the idea was a bit silly but it was the only idea they had at the moment. Plus, he may know a few animals from other planets or from different lands on Equus the ponies haven’t explored yet. “Very well, we shall do this, petting zoo idea of yours Rob.” Frieza said.

“Excellent! Oh, how do you feel about pokemon?” He said.

“I used to play some of their games. I think they are pretty cool.” Frieza said,

“Great!” He said, then he closed his eyes and seemed to concentrate, then his form changed into a bright light again and then it changed to a human form. He was 7ft tall and looked similar to his pony form, only he was human. He kind of looked like he was from equestria girls.

He looked at his form and smiled. “Yes! I’m so glad that worked!” He said as he then began to stretch. “Ok, do you have any cloning tubes or anything that can pass as a mad scientist’s laboratory?” He asked.

“On my ship, you’ll find a suitable lab there.” Frieza said,

“Excellent! Let’s go!” He said as he pulled out a lab coat and put it on, then he put his original body in the top right pocket, then he put a pocket protector and pens in his top left pocket.

Frieza rolled his eyes before they all walked through the halls of the castle until they left the castle and entered the courtyard where Frieza's ship was. The group entered the ship and Frieza led them to their lab. “Here is the lab.” Frieza said to Rob.

“Great! Mew! Come on out!” He said as he took out a Pokéball, the pokeball opened up and out came mew.

“Hey there girl, let’s get to work, mewtwo! I’ll need your help too!” He said as he took out another Pokéball and out came another Pokémon.

“Ok girls, let’s get to work!” He said as both Pokémon gave a salute.

“Yes master!” They said.

“Mew and Mewtwo, interesting choice in helpers.” Frieza said as he looked at the two Pokemon.

“Mew has the DNA of every Pokémon, if I get a sample of that, I can launch a rocket into your atmosphere and after a few days, up to 876 species of Pokémon will start showing up, I’m talking about Pokémon from the first games and tv shows, to the more recent sword and shield games and shows, there will be sooo many Pokémon showing up, plus the gigantamax Pokémon are going to be awesome!” He explained.

“Maybe we should take it easy with that Rob, I don’t want there to be a sudden change in the ecosystem with all the Pokemon appearing.” Frieza said, while he would be glad that he can see the creatures from one of his favorite franchises, he knew that ponies would most likely freak out with the sudden appearance of new creatures.

“Don’t worry, they won’t show up immediately, they’ll start showing up over time, here, have this super extra deluxe essential handbook, it should help you keep track.” He said, handing Frieza a book.

Frieza looks over the book before looking at Rob. “And just how the hell are you gonna be able to create all these?” Asked Frieza.

“A combination of magic and science.” Said Rob as he began working with things in the lab, and after plucking some fur off of mew he put it into a beaker and began stirring. After a few seconds the fluid began glowing in a rainbow of colors. He poured the fluid into a vial and put a cap on it. “Ok, I’m finished, just put this into a rocket, watch the fireworks and then wait a few weeks.” He said holding up the vial.

“Tell me, will I have to worry about Legendaries?” Frieza asked him as he looked at the vial.

“They will be around, but they shouldn’t be any trouble, mythical Pokémon and others shouldn’t cause much trouble either, oh, keep an eye out for Zarude, they can be a handful, but they’ll keep to themselves. Now let’s light up the sky!” Said Rob, getting excited.

“Zaru-what?” Dodoria asked in confusion while Frieza looked in the book for the Pokemon.

“It’s not in the book. But if they release a new book, I’ll send it to you.” Said Rob.

“I see, well just give me notes on the Pokemon then, it’ll be much easier.” Frieza said,

“Zarude is a dark/grass type mythical Pokémon, It is known as the Rogue Monkey Pokémon, they live within dense forests, this Pokémon lives in a pack with others of its kind. It’s incredibly aggressive, and the other Pokémon of the forest fear it. Once the vines on Zarude’s body tear off, they become nutrients in the soil. This helps the plants of the forest grow.” He explained then he used his hands and made a holographic image of the Pokémon.

“However, I have a few epic-looking Pokémon I’ve been working on.” He explained.

“Oh? What exactly have you been working on?” Frieza asked, interested to know what Rob was working on.

“Godzilla-themed Pokémon.” He said with a grin.

“I’m sorry, what?!” Freiza asked in shock. “Godzilla as in king of the fucking monsters Godzilla?!”

“I have a Godzilla back home, she’s very sweet.” Said Rob.

“Seriously?! How the hell did you get Godzilla in your world?!” Frieza asked in shock, he didn’t expect Rob to have Godzilla in his world.

“I got some DNA and made a few female clones. I have a few other monsters too!” He said. “Ask me what I have.”

“I don’t want to, you’re probably gonna tell me you have nearly every one of the Kaiju from the Godzilla series or something.” Freiza said,

“Otachi, Godzilla, Cthulhu mythos, Zilla, Mothra, MUTO, SpaceGodzilla, Rodan, Destroyah, Ghidorah, Biollante, Gayos, Mechagodzilla, Kamacuras, Kumonga, Battra, Gigan, and Gamera, all of them females.” He said.

“Wait Mechagodzilla?” Frieza asked, “You mean to tell me you built something that was designed to fight Godzilla? Why?”

“Because I could, I also built the Obsidian Fury from Pacific Rim: Uprising.” He said. “So do you want the Godzilla Pokémon?”

“Look, as cool as that sounds, I don’t know if I can handle Kaiju-themed Pokemon. I am only just hearing about them, remember?” Frieza asked though he was actually interested in having a Godzilla-like Pokemon around.

“You know I can hear that right?” Said Rob.

“Hear what?” Freiza asked in confusion.

Rob’s eyes shifted from green to glowing red irises and black sclera. ‘Your thoughts’ Came Rob’s voice that seemed to echo in everyone’s heads.

“The hell?! Get out of my head!!” Dodoria shouted angrily while Zarbon chuckled a bit.

“I’m surprised that you were able to talk to Dodoria through his mind, considering how mindless he is.” Zarbon said and Dodoria glares at him.

Rob’s eyes shifted back to normal, then pulled out a glowing vial. “Here, this has the DNA of the Godzilla-themed Pokémon, I had planned to do it back home, but I thought you might enjoy having them, I have another vial back home.” He said as he held out the vial.

Frieza nodded his head as he took the vial. “Thank you, Rob.” Frieza said.

“Return!” He said as he held up his Pokéballs, with a red flash, both of his Pokémon went back into their Pokéballs. “Just launch the rainbow vial into the lower atmosphere with a rocket, toss the green vial into a pond or river or something.” He explained.

“Understood.” Frieza said as he nodded his head in understanding.

“Let’s get something to eat. I'm starving.” Said Rob as he shifted back to his pony form, still wearing the lab coat.

“Well, lunch is about to be served in a few minutes.” Zarbo said and Frieza smiled.

“Ah, good, I was starting to grow a bit hungry myself.” Freiza said as he pocketed the two vials away. A few minutes later, the group was in the royal dining hall where various plates of food were. “Ah, a feast fit for a king.”

“After we eat, is it alright if I use your lab and build a quantum computer?” Asked Rob.

“A quantum computer? Why do you need to build one?” Frieza asked him.

“You don’t know what that is, do you?” He deadpanned.

“Nope.” Frieza responded with a shake of his head.

“Then let’s leave it at that and I’ll build one after I get something to eat.” He said.

“Very well.” Frieza said as he began to eat a piece of steak with wine, while Rob was about to eat a much bigger piece of steak. However, he was having trouble with it since he was a pony.

“Having trouble there?” Dodoria asked with a snicker.

“Of course I’m having trouble, I’m in the body of a herbivore. I need canines.” Said Rob as he seemed to concentrate, after a few seconds he gained a few canines in his mouth. “Yes!” *floof* after the puff of smoke cleared, in Rob’s place was a wolf. “Oh..” he groaned.

“My my Rob, what big teeth you have.” Frieza said jokingly.

“Grrrrrr!” He growled.

“Oh please, I’m not scared of the Big Bad Wolf.” Frieza said with a chuckle as he took a sip of his wine.

“An average wolf’s bite force is 400 psi.” He deadpanned. “But I’m bigger and stronger than that, in fact I’m an OP, which means my bite could turn your hand into a stump.”

“Please, I’ve dealt with worse things than an angry wolf biting me.” Frieza said.

Rob grabbed Frieza’s wrist and bit down, then Frieza’s hand fell to the table. “Told you.” Said Rob.

“Well, that’s disarming.” Frieza said in pain, holding the bloody stump where his hand used to be.

“Hold still.” Said Rob as he got Frieza’s hand and put it back where it was. Rob put both paws on the hand and forearm as his eyes changed like last time. After a dull glow, he let go. “There.” He said as his eyes went back to normal.

Frieza moved his hand a bit, glad to see that it was healed. “Thank you, but did you really need to bite my hand off?” he asked him.

“Yes.” He stated, then began eating his steak with his bare paws.

“Ass.” Frieza said as he continued eating.

“Pussy.” He said back.

“Bitch.” Frieza said back.

“Now that’s offensive.” He said. “Let’s just eat, I’m still hungry, I feel like I haven’t eaten in years.”

“Well, you were a robot earlier remember?” Frieza said.

“Whatever, just get me some food.” He growled.

“Do you not see the buffet before you? Or has becoming a wolf hindered your eyesight?” Frieza said, gesturing to the large number of plates with food.

“I didn’t wanna seem greedy.” He said.

“Oh please, with this amount of food, you won’t seem greedy at all. Help yourself Rob.” Frieza said.

“Ok.” He said. Then with a blur of white all the food on the table disappeared. *BUUURRRP*

Everyone blinked in shock. “That’s not what I fucking meant you fucking mutt! Or better yet! You fucking pig!” Frieza shouted angrily.

“Keep in mind I have a good memory, and my robot form has a TV for a face, I can also use my chest too to show things, but back to the main topic, you don’t want me to show the ponies what kind of guy Frieza is, do you?” Rob asked. “Or are you more like Frost?” He asked.

“You literally ate everything at the table, including my food.” Frieza said with a deadpan look as he gestured to his empty plate.

Rob snapped his fingers and in a flash the table was piled high in multiple kinds of foods, more food than what was originally there. “Happy now you little baby?” He asked.

“Oh shut up.” Frieza said as he started to eat.

“Ok, now since I’m here, and since my terms of service requires it, shall we exchange items, or etcetera?” He asked.

“Exchange items eh? Well, what do you want from me?” Frieza asked him.

“Hmm, well, How about majin android 21?” He asked.

“Don’t have her.” Frieza said,

“I can see that, but if she is here in this universe, and I am asking for her, can I have her?” He asked.

“Well that depends, why do you want her?” Freiza asked him. “Plus, I am not even sure stuff from Dragon Ball is here, the only things I’ve encountered are my Frieza Force and nothing else.”

“Give me a few minutes.” Said Rob before his eyes turned white.

“What is he doing?” Dodoria asked and Frieza shrugged.

“No clue.” he said,

“I’m searching the universe. And I’ve just seen a few things I wish I hadn’t, and I think I need to bleach my eyes afterwards……… and I think I found her…. Among a few other things that you might wanna prepare for. For example, destroyer gods, supreme kai, and there’s also lord Zenos, with an “s”, plural, and….. a few other universes tied to this one.” He said as his eyes went back to normal.

“Oh joy.” Frieza said sarcastically.

“Ok, so she is here, but I can’t just have her alone, we’ll have to exchange more than that. Is there anything you would like? I have terminators, cybermen, Daleks, a few other things.” He asked.

“Eh, I guess I could use a ship I guess, my ships are good and all but I feel like they lack in certain areas.” Frieza said, “And question? Why do you want Android 21?”

“That’s my business. I have extra blueprints for a space battleship, here, it’s the yamato.” Said Rob, handing Frieza a rolled up blueprint.

“Hmm, interesting design.” Frieza said, “And that’s the only thing you want? Someone from my world? What if I may need them at some point?”

“You won’t, although I found something interesting about this world.” Said Rob.

“And what would that be exactly?” Frieza asked him.

“Dragon balls. Seven. Scattered all over the planet.” Said Rob.

“You mean the planet we are currently on right now?” Frieza asked him in surprise.

“No, on Mars. Yes, THIS planet! I can sense their power, it’s faint, but they’re here, somewhere.” Rob exclaimed.

“Hmm, how troubling.” Frieza said as he held his chin in thought.

“And I have a feeling the gods of this universe have started noticing the sudden spike in power coming from this world. My power. They just recently started watching. I’ve been blocking their prying eyes since we’ve been eating.” Said Rob.

“Kami damn it.” Frieza said as his head fell onto the table, “That last thing I need right now is Goku and Vegeta trying to investigate the power spike.”

“I’m not sensing them, I did look, but I haven’t found them.” He said.

“Ok, that is odd, that can mean a lot of things. Like one of them being am I in Equestria before those two were born or something else?” Frieza pondered, thinking he might have to see if planet Vegeta is around.

“Now since we’re discussing dragon balls, I want your Frieza Force to collect them all. I want to make at least two wishes, you can have the last one.” Said Rob as he shifted to his human form and tented his fingers.

“You do realize I have no means of finding those things? Looking for them could take months or even years considering the planet we are on.” Frieza said,

Rob reached into his lab coat and pulled out a dragon radar device. “This should help.” He said.

“Oh joy.” Frieza said as he looked at the radar.

“Have fun.” He said. “Ok, I’m going to get started on building a quantum computer.” He said as he got up and left.

Frieza looked at the radar before sighing and getting up. “Send word to my fastest soldiers, they are to go looking for the Dragon Balls and return them to me at once. But, if they so much as decide to use them, there will be consequences.” Frieza said to Zarbon and Dodoria, who both nodded as he handed them the radar then they both left. “If I had known I would get more of a headache from Rob than with running my new kingdom, I would have waited on summoning him. Requesting I just give him a living being to him even though I do not own said being and may need them later, getting the gods themselves attention, and asking to make two wishes with the Dragon Balls.”

Meanwhile, in Ponyville in Twilight's castle, everyone was sitting at the Cutie Map, discussing what should be done about Frieza and his army, or if anything should be done at all. “We need to find the Elements as soon as possible otherwise that Freezer jerk is gonna ruin everypony’s lives!” Rainbow Dash said angrily,

“I agree Dash, but we don’t know where that varmint hid the Elements. Plus, y’all saw how tough his goons were, not even Celestia and Luna could beat one of them.” Applejack said, making a good point, without the Elements they stand no chance against Frieza soldiers, and they have not even seen Frieza in battle so they have no idea what he is capable of.

“So what?! I say we just go there and hit him with everything we’ve got!!” Rainbow Dash said, slamming her hooves on the map.

“Rainbow Dash, I know you are upset that Frieza has taken over, we all are as well, but rushing in there like mindless brutes will only get us all killed.” Rarity said as she was comforting Fluttershy, who had been upset the whole time.

“She’s right, you know.” Said a large white unicorn stallion who was leaning against a wall and eating an apple.

“Yes, thank you dear.” Rarity said to the stallion.

“They’re both right, we need to be smart about this and-” Twilight stopped speaking, then looked at the stallion. “Wait a minute, who are you?!”

“Somepony who knows that you have no chance against Frieza, none of you could even come close to even giving him more than a small papercut.” Said the mysterious white unicorn.

“What?! How do you know that?!” Rainbow Dash said angrily, getting in the stallion's face.

The stallion just blinked slowly and gently pushed Rainbow away. “Well little miss gay pride, Frieza is a Warrior, a powerful one. And I can tell just by closing my eyes, I can sense his power, and I can tell, no pony stands a chance, ponies are mere insects compared to his power.” Said the stallion.

“We have princesses on our side! And they move the sun and moon! They may be able to beat Freezer!” Rainbow Dash said, gesturing to the two alicorns.

“It’s Freiza, and the Princesses have already failed once, they will fail again. I’m trying to warn you, if you go up against him, you will die. He spared your lives once, he won’t do that again.” Said the stallion.

“You seem to know an awful lot about Frieza, the question is, how? How do you know about him?” Celestia asked him.

“Because I’m a lot like him, only I don’t go around taking over planets and overthrowing their leaders. I actually have a nice place myself, built a castle, let in a few refugees, established trade with other countries and now I’m currently in the process of creating an empire.” Said the stallion.

“What?! But there were no rumors about another empire being made!” Luna said in shock.

“Not on this world, no, but I’m not from this world, I’m not even a pony.” Said the stallion.

“What?! But you look like a pony! How can you not be a pony when you look like one!?” Twilight asked him, nearly shouting.

“I’m not sure, somehow I left my original body and changed to this form. I have my original body here, it may be small now, but it’s actually supposed to be around 26 feet tall.” He said as he held up a small robot.

“What? That thing?” Rainbow Dash asked before scoffing, “Doesn’t look that impressive.”

“That’s because it’s small Dashy! But if it was its original size, Soundblaster, I mean, Rob here can do a lot of things!” Pinkie said,

“Pinkie!” Yelled the stallion.

“Oops, was that supposed to be a secret?” Pinkie asked Rob, a sheepish smile on her face.

The stallion groaned and growled a bit then face-hoofed. “I really hate having my mystique ruined.” He said.

“Sorry.” Pinkie said,

“*sigh* well as Pinkie said, my name is Rob, but when I’m in my body, I’m Soundblaster.” Said the stallion. He then shifted into a bright light that went into the chest of the small robot, which then grew to 7ft tall. “Any questions?” Came a monotone/staccato voice.

“Yes, are you capable of defeating Freiza?” Luna asked him.

“I am, but I will not help you.” He said.

“What?! But why?!” everyone asked him in shock.

“Surely you know how dangerous Frieza is! Who knows what trouble he will cause for all of Equestria!!” Twilight shouted.

“What happens to your world is irrelevant, the events of your world will not affect mine.” He said. “You of all ponies should realize what Frieza will bring to your world, science, technology, medicine, your world could benefit from what Frieza has to offer. My world is the same as yours, I brought science, technology, medicine and much more to my world, and when I brought them, the citizens of the world rejoiced.” He said to Twilight. “Do you know why?” He asked.

“Why?” Rainbow Dash asked as she crossed her hooves.

“Because, if you continue to focus on the negatives, you never think about how it can be positive, at least give Frieza three months to prove that he can improve this world without bloodshed, prove that he can defend Equestria and protect it.” He said.

Everyone was silent, thinking if they should listen and let Frieza do whatever he is planning for Equestria or continue to try and take back Equestria from him. “Three months. That is all the time we are giving him. But if he fails to be a suitable ruler, then he will step down.” Celestia said.

“I have no control over him, nor do I speak for him, but I will let him know what you said.” He said then suddenly disappeared.

“Just who was that guy?!” Rainbow Dash shouted, hoping somebody will answer that question.

“Um, Rob? I just said that.” Pinkie said and Rainbow Dash face hoofed.

Frieza sighed in boredom as he sat on his throne, waiting for his forces to retrieve the Dragon Balls. “I swear, it’s been hours since they went out and they still haven’t responded back. I even had to send Burter to aid in the search.” Frieza said in annoyance.

“Perhaps you should invest in better training facilities and instructors.” Came the voice of Soundblaster.

“Don’t give me a lecture right now Rob.” Frieza said, “I have too much of a headache right now.”

“I prefer being called Soundblaster when in my robot form.” He said, stepping out of the shadows. Then a light burst from his chest and changed into the human form he took before. “So, how goes the hunt?” He asked as he sat on the steps leading to the throne.

“What do you think?” Frieza asked him.

“I dunno.” He said with a shrug. “I was able to talk with the ponies and convince them to not do anything stupid, you have three months to prove that you’re here to do good, although I don’t think they’re going to be able to do anything if you do mess up, they still haven’t figured out they don’t need the elements to use the magic of friendship.” He said.

“Good.” Frieza said, “Anything else I should know?”

“I built your space battleship Yamato, and I put quantum computers in both my head, and in your space battleship, and I put a few extra weapons in the ships, along with a few battle droids, commando droids, super tactical droids, and a few medical droids. You should be prepared for almost anything.” He said as he took out a few small parts and made a little robot. After winding it up and setting it down, it took a few steps then exploded. “Hmm.” He grumbled.

“You didn’t have to build all those droids you know?” Frieza said as he looked at the spot where the little robot exploded.

“Maybe not, but they’re still fun.” He said. “Wanna know what I’m thinking of wishing for?” He asked.

“Please tell me what it is that you are going to wish for.” Frieza said as he had been wondering what it is that Rob or Soundblaster or whatever he wants to call himself wants to wish for.

“My first wish is for a female version of Shenron, my second wish is for Majin Android 21 holding a chest full of supreme kai earrings that permanently fuse mortals together.” He said.

“The fuck? Why the hell do you want a female version of Shenron? And why do you need a chest full of the Potarra Earings?” Frieza asked in all sorts of confusion.

“Oh is that what they’re called? Huh… anyway I want a female Shenron because… well I like dragons, and I bet a female Shenron would look adorable! And I want the earrings because I have my own characters from mlp that I brought from another world, so I needed to fuse them together and tether them to the world I’m living in now.” He explained.

“Wait what? You mean you’ve brought other characters to your world before?” Frieza asked him in shock. “Just how many characters do you have?”

“Most of the mlp villainesses, Nightmare Moon, Daybreaker, Midnight Sparkle, Chrysalis, just to name a few.” He said. “I basically have a harem back home.”

“Are you serious?! Then you don’t need Android 21 if you have those girls back home!” Frieza shouted, surprised that Rob or Soundblaster or whatever the hell he wants to call himself has that many girls. “I mean seriously?!”

“Hey! Don’t judge me, Besides, you summoned me and agreed to my terms! If you pull out of our agreement, I can’t leave, meaning I’m going to be here forever, with you, every second of every day. That’s how my contract works!” He said.

“Actually, I never agreed to giving Android 21 to you. You just thought that.” Frieza said, making a good point, he never said he agreed to giving Rob Android 21. “Besides, you can’t just go around asking for beings from other universes and expect the Displaced there to be just ok with it, you can’t have everything Rob, but if you really want her, then use one of your wishes to make a copy of her to bring with you, that I can handle, but the real one stays here because I may have plans for some of the Dragon Ball characters in the future.”

“That’s what my second wish was, asshole!” He shouted.

“You only said for Majin android 21 holding a chest full of potarra! You didn’t say anything that might suggest she was a copy!” Frieza shouted back.

“I was going to wish for the original! What possible use could you have for her anyway?!” Rob yelled.

“Maybe possibly an ally?! With all the shit in the Dragon Ball universe, I’ve learned that having ally’s is a good idea! Especially if you have to face threats like Super Buu, Cell, or hell, even Goku fucking Black!” Frieza shouted, “Alone I’ll be nothing more than a bloody pulp if I have to fight those guys by myself! So having ally’s is the best idea right now!”

“Just get stronger! Hell, make a few clones of yourself if you have to! You have the technology! Now when do those dragon balls get here?!” He said.

“Lord Frieza!” they heard someone shout before Burter flew in with several soldiers following behind him, each one of them holding a Dragon Ball. “We have the….” Burter stopped speaking when he noticed the angry looks on Frieza and Robs faces. “Um, is this a bad time?”

“No, now is fine, let’s gather them up and go into the garden… actually let’s go to the badlands, can’t have the ponies knowing there’s a dragon that grants wishes.” Said Rob.

“For once, I am in agreement.” Frieza said,

“I’ll open a portal there.” Rob groaned as he got up and changed to light and went back into his robot body. “Ground bridge coordinates set.” After a few seconds a portal opened.

Frieza nodded to his soldiers and they all entered the portal and end up in the Badlands. “Alright set the dragon balls down, Frieza, how do I summon him?” Said Rob as he came out again and put his body in a pocket after it shrunk.

“I don’t know, from what I remember, you have to either have a Namekian speak the phrase that summons him or just say, arise Shenron.” Frieza said as his soldiers finished putting the Dragon Balls on the ground and they begin to glow. “Oh, so it was that last one. Good.”

The sky darkens and thunderclouds formed while the Dragon Balls glowed even brighter before a golden beam shot up to the sky followed by loud and drawn out out roar before the light took the shape of a huge green serpentine dragon with red eyes. “I am the Eternal Dragon. Why have you summoned me? State your wish.” Shenron said, his voice echoing across the dessert.

“Well, there he is. And remember Rob, a copy, not the real thing. Understood?” Frieza asked Rob.

“This isn’t like a genie where I have to be specific is it?” He asked.

“Yes, you have to word your wish very carefully. There was one time a villain in the early Dragon Ball series made a wish for youth, ended up with them becoming children.” Frieza said,

“Hilarious.” Rob Deadpanned then looked up at shenron. “Ok shenron, I have two wishes I need granted. Oh! And if you screw 'em up, keep in mind I can have Beerus on your ass like white on rice in a snowstorm!” Said Rob.

“Oh come on, it’s not his fault your wishes get messed up, if anything it’ll be yours for not being specific.” Frieza said, “No need to threaten the dragon.”

“Fine. Ok, my first wish is for a female version of yourself!” Said Rob.

“What!?” Shenron asked him.

“I didn’t stutter.” Said Rob.

”That wish cannot be done, only the Namekians can create Wishing Dragons.” Shenron said,

“Kinda expected that to be honest. Not once have I heard of someone having a Wishing Dragon make another.” Frieza said to himself.

“Alright, well I never specified that she would have to grant wishes. So can you just do a female version of you that doesn’t grant wishes?” He asked.

”Another thing that I cannot do, for I cannot create life.” Shenron said,

“That makes no sense, you can bring back the dead! I realize that it’s a bit different, but….. actually I think I should have thought of this earlier.” Said Rob. “Can I take a few scales from your hide?” He asked.

“Rob, Shenron isn’t made of flesh and blood like us, he is a magical dragon. The only time he has been seen is with the Dragon Balls, which are created by Namekians using magic.” Frieza said, “So getting a scale from his is impossible.”

“So he’s made of energy?” Rob said as he stroked his chin.

“Pretty much.” Frieza said while Shenron looked impatient.

”Is someone going to make a wish or what?” he asked everyone.

Rob’s eyes changed and he leaped up and somehow grabbed onto shenron and began climbing all over then jumped off him and landed on the ground and held up a few green scales. “How did?” Frieza began.

“I’m energy too, so I had a theory that I could probably touch him, and I was right, hence the scales.” Explained Rob as he began doing something with the scales. After a few seconds the scales he took began glowing and with a bright flash on the ground was something no one was expecting.

On the ground was a female Shenron. Rob helped her up and she wrapped her arms around him. “Well, I’m glad with the results. Ok, Shenron, Since my original wish was something you couldn’t grant, how about you bring Majin android 21 here?” He said.

“Hope it’s a copy Rob.” Frieza said to Rob. “I will be checking later.”

“How about I take her dark side and you can have the other half? That way we both get the original.” Rob asked.

“That can work.” Frieza said,

“Ok Shenron, do your thing.” Said Rob.

”A very easy wish.” Shenron said as his eyes glowed, then Majin Andorid 21 appeared in front of the group in a flash.

Rob did something with his hands and she split into two. One had blue eyes, the other had red eyes with black sclera. Rob went and grabbed the red-eyed one and brought her close. “Ok Shenron, my second and final wish. I want a chest full of Potarra earrings that can permanently fuse together two mortals or gods or any two beings forever. And if you can’t manage it, I’ll lend you enough power to get it done.” Said Rob.

”A very difficult wish, fusions with Potara are sometimes never permanent.” Shenron said.

“That’s why I’m lending you power, so my wish can be fulfilled, now to lend you more power.” Rob said as his eyes changed. He held up his hands and bright, almost blinding, light shot from his hands and went into Shenron. “This should give you less limitations.” The light kept flowing from Robs hands and into Shenron for a few good minutes until Rob stopped.

Shenron's eyes then glowed and a chest appeared in front of them. ”Your wish has been granted.” Shenron said,

Rob took the chest and looked inside. Once he was satisfied he closed it and went over to his body, opened up the window in the chest and put the Potarra chest inside. “Ok, that’s everything I need, you’re up Frieza.” Rob said as he went to tend to his female Shenron and his majin android 21.

Frieza held his chin in thought, he had been thinking of what he could wish for earlier, but couldn’t figure out what, he didn’t really want anything as he already had what he wanted. Then he got an idea. “Shenron, for my wish, I wish to know the current status of any living Saiyans in this universe.” Frieza said,

”A very easy wish.” Shenron said as his eyes glowed again and Frieza held his head in pain for a bit. ”Farewell.” Shenron then disappeared and the Dragon Balls scattered across the planet.

“Ok, let’s get back to the castle.” Rob said as he went back into his body and picked up Shenron and 21. After a few seconds a ground bridge opened up and everyone went through and were all back in the throne room.

“So what now?” Frieza asked Soundblaster.

“I was going to ask you the same question, cuz I got nothing.” Soundblaster responded.

“Well I guess I can send you home.” Frieza said,

“Speak the words.” Said Soundblaster as he held Shenron and Majin 21 close.

“Our contract is complete.” Frieza said.

In a flash, Soundblaster and his girls disappeared.