Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders
"Well, this is it." Rainbow Dash said exiting the music room, "Our sisters get off of detention today."
"I hope those girls have learned something from this incident." Applejack said.
"I think after detention we should go get them." Sunset suggested. "Those girls are probably a little fragile after being in there for so long and I'm sure they'll be glad to see us."
Minutes later, When the Rainbooms made it to the detention room, the CMC burst through the door looking completely different and by different we mean rugged.
"We're done, you're all ours now." Scootaloo shouted.
Fluttershy trembled in fear, then held on to Pinkie Pie for dear life. Everyone else just stood there until Pinkie broke the silence.
"Help us!" She squeaked.
"I'm sorry did I miss something?" Applejack asked.
"Wow, girls," Sunset said, "You look so different."
"How was detention?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"First Question." Applebloom asked, "Who's the biggest, toughest chick in this prissy ass band?"
"Well, I don't mean to brag but I believe I lay claim to the title of-" Rainbow said only to be shoved against a wall and hit in the back multiple times, all done by Applebloom.
"Who's laughing now bitch?" Applebloom yelled, "Now who's the funniest?"
"I know how to tell a joke-" Rainbow groaned only to be cutoff again when she took a three ring binder to the face via Scootaloo.
"For Chiz sake Dash have some dignity it'll save you." Rarity yelled in complete unlady like fashion.
"We're done here" Sweetie Belle said, "We'll deal with you sluts later."
Everyone's jaws were then dropped. They could not believe what they had just witnessed.
Rarity's house 4:19pm
Rarity was taking a shower as she normally would after school. When Sweetie Belle walked in carrying a loofah.
"Sweetie Belle!" Rarity gasped, "What are you doing in here?"
"Shower time." She said.
"Yeah, for me, You...." Rarity stopped before she could finish, "What are you doing with that loofah?"
"Don't worry about it." Sweetie Belle said before doing something with it that I dare not describe.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" Rarity Screamed, "YOU SAID NOT TO WORRY ABOUT IT, I SHOULD'VE BEEN WORRIED ALL ALONG!"
Scootaloo's house 4:59pm
Scootaloo was in her room throwing darts at pictures of Rainbow Dash when her aunts walked into the room.
"Scootaloo, honey I did your laundry." Said Holiday, "What is that smell?"
"You must be talking about my poop bucket." She said in her new monotone.
"What the Jack?" Lofty asked.
"I started goin to the bathroom in my room." She said without any emotion.
"That's disgusting," Holiday said, "No, you use a toilet here like everyone else."
"No." Scootaloo denied.
"God it smells horrible," Holiday said, "Could you at least empty it each time you use it?"
"I like to fill it up." Scootaloo said, "I ain't making a million trips."
Lofty looked in the bucket, "Oh my God, are you using my shirts as toilet paper?" She asked.
"Yeah." Scootaloo said, "Come to think of it, I'm gonna need some more." She grabbed her aunt by the sleeve of her shirt and ripped a good piece of it off.
"Get out now or stay and get weird." She said glaring at her aunts who looked at each other.
CHS Cafeteria 11:49am (God I hate those Rainbooms so much)
"Hey," asked Rumble "Who's that?"
"OM Gosh, That's Applebloom." Said Silver Spoon.
"The bitch who started the Anon-a-miss Blog?" Asked Dinky
"The same." Silver Spoon answered.
"Boo, Anon-a-miss boo." Diamond Tiara shouted.
Applebloom said nothing as she took 2 glass bottles from the vending machine. Then she took a seat and opened the bottles with her teeth not even fazed by the pain as she was used to the pain she felt when she fessed up to the Anon a miss Scandal.
"FYI, what you're doing isn't bad it's just embarrassing." Said Button Mash.
Everyone laughed.
After that, she went totally psycho and smashed the bottles right over the heads of two students, I think you can guess which ones. Once the two were unconscious she took the head of Diamomd Tiara and stuck her tongue inside her mouth licking all over. Just then, Miss Cheerilee came to the table.
"Young lady, you are in serious trouble." She scolded.
Applebloom just stared at her, similar to how Pinkie Pie's sister Maud would. The teacher was frightened by this and took a step back.
"I said nothing." She said cowardly and ran out of the Cafeteria.
Canterlot Mall, food court, 9:13am
"Girls, the CMC have been Suspended from school. Effective September 4th." Rarity said.
"That's cool, their lives not mine." Rainbow said.
"One kid had to go to the emergency room." Rarity yelled, "Ever since their last day of detention, they've been on a rampage."
"Do you guys not get it?" Applejack asked, "That's what happens in this town. Six months of detention turns small time offenders into heartless criminals. Look at the CMC they turned 3 innocent little girls into a trio of freaks."
Applebloom burst into the court. Everyone gasped.
"What did you say about us Applejack?"
"Who, me?" Applejack said, "No, no, I was just picking up on something Rarity said. What did you say Rarity about the Canterlot Movie Club being freaks?"
"What? No," Rarity said, "Rainbow Dash said something about the CMC which I really disagree with."
Hey, hey, hey, let's not point fingers here. Fluttershy was putting something out there."
"Yeah, it was Fluttershy." Pinkie Defended.
"Definitely Fluttershy." Rarity said.
"Girls," said Sunset, "Really?"
"Darling, we're all just worried about you." Rarity said.
"Well don't be," Applebloom said, "You won't have to worry about me or my friends in a week." She turned to Fluttershy. "Punch yourself in the face.... PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE."
Fluttershy punched herself but not that hard.
"Okay, she doesn't know what she's doing. YOU PUFFBALL PUNCH YOUR FRIEND IN THE F-"
Before she finished Pinkie Pie threw a punch at Fluttershy.
"How was that?" Pinkie asked.
"Shut up!" Said Applebloom walking out of the room saying, "And it's Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders now."
Rainbow's room 7:10pm
"We need to make a plan to turn the Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders back to normal." Rainbow Dash said.
"The issue is we can't really rely on their guardians to do it." Rarity pointed out.
"Why the hell not?" Sunset shouted, "Are people really so scared of those girls that they'll let them get away with anything?"
"Yep," Fluttershy said, "They're UNTOUCHABLE."
"Can we come in?" Callled Rainbow Dash's mother Windy Whistles from the other side of the door.
"Sure, we're decent." Rainbow said.
The door opened and Rainbow Dash's dad Bow Hothoof said, "Honey, you may want to turn on channel 12, it's about Scootaloo and her friends."
Frantically, Rainbow Dash turned on channel 12."
"In other news," said Mario Johnson, Grandson of Jimmy Johnson, Radios only masked announcer, "Three 15 year old girls had been arrested today for cracking three kids skulls open." The TV showed prison photos of the Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders in the top right corner. "More updates on this story tonight at 11."
Everyone was stunned by what they had just saw.
"Are you freaking serious?" Applejack asked.
Author's Note
Well, if you don't think I'm a failure now you might as well.
Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders
The Main 6 scurried down to the Canterlot Prison, through much amounts of running and pleading with the warden to see their sisters, they finally arrived at the visiting booth.
"What do you mean we have visitors nobody visits us." Scootaloo grunted.
"Can it, Solstice and sit down!" Said the Warden.
The Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders took their seats, then in walked the Rainbooms.
"Appleskank?" Applebloom asked.
"Raretard!" Sweetie Belle shouted.
"Rainbow Bitch!" Scootaloo snorted.
"What are you doing here?" They all asked simultaneously.
"What are you doing here?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"We asked you first, bitch!" Applebloom yelled.
"You watch that mouth!" Applejack warned.
Applebloom gave her an icy stare. Applejack cowered in fear
"Do you not see what's happened to you?" Rainbow Dash asked, "Six months in remedial detention has turned you into what you are now!"
"It's the way it has to be." Scootaloo said, "Now get out!"
Sunset stepped up.
"Why are you here?" Sweetie Belle
Asked.
"I've landed in here before." Sunset said, "I can't let you three suffer the same fate."
"If I get my hands on you I'm gonna..." Applebloom started.
"You don't have to be the bad girls!" Sunset interrupted.
"Wait, what?" Sweetie Belle asked.
"You don't have to be the bad girls." Sunset repeated slower.
"Sunset, is that true?" Scootaloo asked.
"Yeah, I told you I forgive you. So stop this act!" Sunset said.
"It doesn't even matter now." Applebloom sighed, "We still have 6 more years in here."
"Oh no you don't!" Rainbow Dash whispered, "We're gonna get you out of there."
"HOW?" Scootaloo yelled.
"We just happen to have the bail money right here!" Pinkie Pie said pulling it out of her hair.
"That's $10,000!" Rarity exclaimed.
"Where did you...." Sweetie Belle asked.
"Boat money." Rainbow Dash said.
"Bake Sale." Pinkie Pie said.
"Equestrian gems." Sunset answered.
With that they paid the fine and took their sisters home.
At home, the Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders started writing out their Suicide notes, to, "Spare everyone the pain of having sisters/daughters like them."
Author's Note
Unrelated to the other garbage story I wrote just over a year ago.
Well, that's the story of the Ceaselessly Mad Crusaders. If you haven't reread the first chapter, do not, it sucks.
