Anonymous in Nu-Questria

To: Anonymous the Human (of planet “Earth”)

Consider this letter my final token of good faith to you. I hope its contents will help you put your mind at ease from your long slumber.

Please understand, as I have said before: there was no way for us to remove your physical body from this world entirely without also destroying your body the other end. I knew this would mean your body in this universe would inevitably be discovered and exhumed by future generations.

There is no way to prevent this. We can, however, prevent your knowledge from falling into the wrong hooves, claws or other appendages.

If you are awake now, it is due to the magic seal I placed on your crystal sarcophagus. The seal is keyed specifically to the totality of my magical signature. If a powerful spell is performed with the grace of true friendship, it will trigger the seal and reverse the petrification process.

Of course, this will have an unintended side effect. You will most likely be thrust into a new world that is completely different than the Equestria you left behind.

I beg you Anonymous, do not squander this opportunity. You should be thankful.

When you first came upon our world, I wanted to help you. Now I realize you are someone who does not want to be helped. In truth, you were the greatest friendship challenge I faced in life, and ultimately, you were my greatest failure.

I tried very hard to solve your issues, Anonymous. These efforts were neither appreciated nor reciprocated by you. Time and time again, you dismissed your friends, abandoned those you cared for, and filled your life with hedonistic debauchery and sex.

I could not help you. I can now only hope that somehow, somewhere in the future you will find some creature who can.

Perhaps Equestria will find a way to help humans adapt better. Or perhaps we will come to better understanding your species and its needs. Until then, Anonymous, you still only have yourself to blame.

Also. If I am still alive when you wake up, do not try to find me.

This is your only warning.

Your Princess,
Twilight Sparkle