The air was warm, the sky was clear save for a few clouds here and there, and the sun was shining ever bright. Beams of light shone through the few clouds that were around, giving them a heavenly aura. Truly it was a beautiful day.
Of course a certain supervillain with an engorged jawbone hated days like this.
"I hate days like this," snarled the Nega-Chin, Chincinnati's resident ne'er do well," Not a single disaster within the vicinity of the entire city. Oh well, I guess it's good bank robbing weather,"
So the Nega-Chin grabbed his top hat and cane, put his ray gun in his holster, and walked outside while whistling a jolly tune in the most evil manner possible.
Meanwhile in Canterlot Castle...
"Twilight, can you go pick up some chamomule tea for me,"Celestia asked her favorite student, who was visiting to assist Celestia in dealing with the many complaints about Equestria's heavily outdated plumbing system.
"Sure thing princess, you want Marbleberry right?"
"My dear student you know me too well."
Twilight cantered out of Canterlot Castle and headed into Canterlot, eventually reaching her destination. A small market aptly named "Tea and Scaffoldings".
This place sure is convenient, Twilight thought to herself,I can always have a cup of tea when I go out to buy Scaffoldings.
She picked out her tea, paid the cashier and went cantering off, out of Canterlot to Canterlot Castle where she cantered past the Canterlot Castle guards who were keeping cantankerous Canterlot residents out of Canterlot Castle. Canterlot.
At the very same time the Nega-Chin was carrying out his Nefarious scheme.
"Nobody move," yelled the Nega-Chin," I wouldn't want to have to zap you!"
One of the hostages scratched his nose.
"A wise guy eh?"
The Nega-Chin aimed his blaster at the offending Chincinatti citizen and pulled the trigger. A small flag with the word bang on it popped out. An awkward silence spread across the room. The Nega-Chin erupted into a fit of laughter which spread across the room until the entire bank was a chorus of yuks. Then the Nega-Chin stopped laughing and merely grinned mischievously. He pulled the trigger a second time. A bright orange laser shot out of the ray gun and directly into the middle of the man's chest. The unfortunate hostage immediately erupted into a storm of superheated dust. Hostages began to shriek and huddle in terror.
"I thought I said no moving."
Then he started randomly firing into the crowd turning half of the shivering mass of people into smoldering piles of ash.
"Stop right there evildoer."
The Crimson Chin burst through the wall of the bank to confront his nemisis.
"Are you seriously showing up right now? I've already killed like, thirty people."
"Yeah... Sorry about that, I was playing Naked Jenga with The Titanium Toenail."
"Well thanks. Now that mental image will haunt me forever."
"I have pictures if you want to see."
"What is wrong with you?"
"I'm so horribly lonely."
"Can we just fight?"
"Fine."
The two chin powered superhumans charged each other, locking chins in a way similar to two bucks fighting for dominance of the herd. The Nega-chin punched his opponent in the gut forcing him to hunch over, then he brought his chin down upon the back of Crimson Chin's head, forcing him down onto all fours.
The Nega-Chin pointed his gun at his adversary, but before he was able to fire it the Crimson Chin hit him with a vicious uppercut, knocking him to the ground.
Twilight Sparkle poured some water into a teapot, put it on the stove, and set it to three hundred degrees.
"Princess, when will they mass produce the stove?"
"Oh Twilight, if I mass produced everything I had then I wouldn't be able to look down on my subjects for not having the same luxuries as me."
"I'm sorry, I guess I just forgot."
"Oh it's okay dear, you'll remember next time."
Celestia pulled Twilight close and playfully tussled her mane. Then the teapot began to whistle, signaling that it was boiling, and ready to be made into delicious tea.
The Crimson Chin hit his nemisis across the jaw with a vicious right hook, knocking him to the floor. The Nega-Chin took his ray gun and shot the ceiling above a policeman sending rubble tumbling down toward him. The Crimson Chin dashed towards the endangered civilian and saved him from impending doom. While his foe's back was turned The Nega-Chin put on Chintonium gloves and attacked the Crimson Chin from behind. The Crimson Chin collapsed immediately and look at his adversary with the utmost horror in his eyes.
"Chintonium! My only weakness!"
The Nega-Chin got on one knee and began to viciously beat The Crimson Chin to a pulp. Suddenly a frying pan came from out of nowhere sending him flying into a brick wall.
"Thanks Cleft," The Chin said to his sidekick.
"No problem," replied Cleft, The Boy Chin Wonder.
Twilight set out the teacups on the table and grabbed the teapot and a carton of milk. She then began to pour the milk into the teacups.
"TWILIGHT NO," Celestia cried, but alas, it was too late. Twilight's foolish decision to pour in the milk before the tea caused an electromagnetic pulse so powerful that it ripped open a gateway between dimensions.
Out of nowhere The Nega-Chin, still wearing Chintonium gloves, lunged forward and punched The Crimson Chin into a nearby pile of rubble, he then grabbed Cleft by the neck and began to strangle him.
The Nega-Chin was too busy strangling Cleft to notice the interdimensional portal that appeared next to him, so he was unable to anticipate what happened next. The Crimson Chin, noticing that his sidekick was in mortal peril, decided to pull out all the stops and began spinning like a top, he then launched himself at The Nega-Chin sending him careening into the portal upon contact.
The Nega-Chin was sent hurtling into the portal and was floating through empty space until he was surrounded by bright colors and mysterious sounds. Little did he know, this was the other end of the wormhole. He marbled at the color display before finally materializing in another dimension, directly in front of Twilight and Celestia.
Out of nowhere The Nega-Chin, still wearing Chintonium gloves, lunged forward and punched The Crimson Chin into a nearby pile of rubble, he then grabbed Cleft by the neck and began to strangle him.
