The Story Of Magical Equestria Man

Chapters

Hey girls were all friends here
The really messed up part
And then that happened
The Desperation of a Mad Soul
Dirty little secrets
OH GOD WHY IS THIS CONTINUING!?

Hey girls were all friends here

Equestria Man savior, hero, mega flying douchebag. Bit by a radioactive pony while visiting Ponyville, he acquired the ability to become a super charged flying horse with super powers! The ability to fly like a pegasi! The ability to run faster than the fastest earth pony! Finally the magical arts of the unicorns!. He's Equestria Man the hero of Ponyville!

Equestria Man flies through the sky and see's the Cutie Mark Crusaders sitting down all depressed near some trees. He flies down and lands on the ground near the C.M.C. and their little eye's bright up.

"Hey Equestria Man, how you doin" said Applebloom.

"I am fine Applebloom! what seems to be the problem?" said Equestria Man as valiantly as possible.

"We've been looking for our cutie marks, doing odd things over and over and still don't have them" said Scootaloo as she slouched on the ground.

"I have a solution! why don't you fillies come over my home and I will make you honorary sidekicks!" said Equestria Man.

"Really!" the C.M.C. said together.

"Thats right! now come along before anyone see's us together" said Equestria Man unsuspisciously.

"Okay!" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Equestria Man then grabbed the three fillies and flew to his fortress of homietude in the dessert. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were exuberated by this occurence especially Scootaloo who felt like she was flying. The four landed near the fortress, it was a giant construct made out of what it seemed to be onyx and cobalt.

"Wowee, I never thought I would see the day that I get to go in the fortress of homietude!" said Applebloom as she stared upon the large building.

"Lets go inside!" said Magical Equestria Man excitedly.

The door to the complex was massive and the key holes seemed to be openings for one of each part of each race of pony. Equestria Man slid his horn, wings and then hoofs into each crevice and the door loudly creaked open.

The cutie mark crusader's wowed at the opening of the door and wowed even more when they saw the entrance of the place. The entirety of the inside was just crystal and metal all over, it seemed as if he lived in a Onyx cave.

"Cool, hey Equestria Man how do we become your sidekicks?" said Sweetie Belle as she studied the entirety of the homietude.

"Thats easy! all you have to do is clean my home it's that simple! and you might get your Cutie Marks in the process!" said Equestria Man with absolute joy.

"Really! come on girls lets clean up!" said Applebloom as her eye's sparkled.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders went to the closet and got cleaning supplies and started to clean Equestria Man's homietude. From the living room to the spacious entrance, they cleaned it all as fast as possible. Meanwhile, Equestria Man got some beer and watched Television on his onyx couch. Then the Cutie Mark Crusaders were finished.

"Hey Equestria Man were done with the homietude, we didn't get our cutie marks but, can we be sidekicks now?" said Scootaloo exhausted.

Equestria Man was half asleep watching T.V. but then he awoke with a loud grunt and then said "Wuh, wut... Oh yea! right um, sure but, you still need to do something else for me..." said Equestria Man as he laid on his couch.

"What do we have to do...?" said Sweetie Belle.

"Go to my living room and lay on my bed I'll be with you three shortly..." said Equestria Man while shifting position on his couch.

The three fillies then went to his bedroom and layed on his bed as ordered to ensure that they become sidekicks for the awesome Equestria Man.

"Hey Applebloom what do you think is the point of getting in his bedroom?" said Scootaloo.

"I don't know but if we want to be sidekicks and probably get our Cutie Marks then what choice do we have?" said Applebloom as she layed on the bed.

"This doesn't feel right... I think we should leave..." said Sweetie Belle as she stood on the bed.

In came Equestria Man through the door, but it seemed he changed into his super pajamas and he also had a camera on his hoof.

"Hey girls! let me put this camera on the stand and then we can start" said Equestria Man. The Cutie Mark Crusaders soon realised that something was not right, they looked at each other and then looked at Equestria Man who was setting up the camera.

"We need to get out of here!" whispered Scootaloo towards the other C.M.C.

"Um Equestria Man?, how does this have to do with us becoming sidekicks?" said Applebloom as she got out of the bed.

"Oh uh... Its your... Initiation! yah!" said Equestria Man as he fiddled with the camera stand to set it "just right".

Equestria Man then clicked the Camera on the handle and said "All done". He turned around towards the C.M.C. and noticed them staring at him awkardly

"Hey girls were all friends here" said Equestria Man as he positioned the camera towards the bed.

"Now I want you fillies to make out" said Equestria Man as nicely as possible.

"What!? No! what the heck were out of here!" said Applebloom realizing what was going on.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders ran from the bed and started for the door but before they could open it and escape, Equestria Man used his unicorn magic to lift them up and throw them back on the bed.

"Your going to make out and your going to like it" said Equestria Man as his voice grew angrily.

Then with even more unicorn magic, Equestria Man made the Cutie Mark Crusaders hypnotized causing them to start making out and kissing each other on the neck.

"Yes, yes this is what I am talking about! You three are now my honorary sidekicks!" said Equestria Man as he video taped the Cutie Mark Crusaders kissing on each other.

to be continued...

The really messed up part

After Scootaloo ate Equestria Man's dick meat sandwitch, she started to unconsciously throw up all over the dead bodies of the other cutie mark crusaders. Then while under his mind control, Scootaloo and Equestria Man started to rape the bodies of the now throw-up infested fillies. After they orgasmed on thier bodies fucking Equestria Man then started to make out with Scootaloo performing anal sex and ass to mouth repeatedly. Equestria Man was exausted, he ejaculated over five times with three fillies and he had the time of his pedophiliac life. He snapped Scootaloo's neck with Unicorn magic and then danced on their bodies, crushing there tiny skulls in the process. After he was done with his pedophilia party, he put the Cutie Mark Crusader's in the trash can under his sink as if they were nothing but used trash. Equestria Man then went to his couch and slept on the job well done.

The Next Day

Equestria Man awoke and found himself in his couch with his television on. He got ready for the day and flew off through the sunset to save Ponyville from itself. He was flying and then he saw Derpy Hoove's floating by with her child Dinky as well. Equestria Man got a boner from the fact that dinky was with Ditzy Doo, he pictured the two of them making out. He flew at them and said

"Hey there you two! what are you up to?" said Equestria Man.

"Um what is that bulge on your pants Equestria Man?" said Derpy Hoove's.

"It's the thing I'm going to rape your daughter with my dear!" said Equestria Man.

"What!?" said Derpy Hoove's.

In that instant Equestria Man got behind Derpy Hooves and snapped her neck. He pulled out his dick and flew menacingly towards Dinky.

"Mommy? are you alright? is she okaymmmmph!" said Dinky as she got Equestria Man's dick in her mouth.

end of part 3

And then that happened

Equestria Man started to dance on the cloud as if he was drunk on sulphur or something. He killed and raped so many ponies there was only one thing to do. Rape Twilight Sparkle the most unattractive pony in ponyville for that would be epic!
Equestria Man slipped into Twilight's home, killed Spike and peered into Twilights butt hole for she was studying and some shit. With no effort at all Equestria Man got a boner and rammed his meat into her plot. The impact was both a surprise and moan when Twilight felt the meat inside her. Twilight tried to react but, Equestria Man just holded her down as she raped her in the butt. She screamed "help" as loud as she can but the force of the meat was too much that she started to enjoy it. Then Equestria climaxed into her that her hole filled up more than the Nile during summer. Her insides were suffocating over the amount of semen that was penetrating her body. Her body failed and she died by the amount of excess liquid in her body. It doesnt stop there, then Equestria Man squirted another load and it caused Twilight to explode from over exposure. Equestria Man then got covered in fluids as well as the entire house.

end of part something

The Desperation of a Mad Soul

Equestria Man lay there under darkness hiding, living with his shadow under a alley with the sadness of his soul. He never wanted to kill so many ponies and rape them all he really wished for was love. Before he was a better man, a person who saved! But, lo his madness took control. Once revered as a savior, now a monster to be put down. All Equestria Man has now is his reflection in the puddle. He continued to stare into the puddle as if it was a make shift portal to his downsized soul.

What have I done?

Equestria Man splashed the puddle of pain and suffering and cried a mental tear from the surfaces of his soul.

Where will I go to now?

Equestria Man was not always mad. He once was a dreamer, a savior of ponies. To be subjugated under the law of justice. But, when he saw that his very existence was not necessary any longer, things changed. Peace across Equestria and there was no need for a "Equestria Man". The madness of an unnecessary hero consumed him and he became the cockroach that is he is now. Equestria Man lay there next to the dumpster trying to think of what to do next but all he really could do was reminisce. He remembered the times were he saved a foal from the dreadful Hydra and once had an even outing with the dark being his evil nemesis.

"Good times" he said to himself while he scrounged the floor with a hoof.

But now all he has is this dumpster and this plastic bag. There was no way to return to the homietude for they would find him and kill him. The best place to hide was would obviously be in the slums of Fillydelphia.

"They will never find me over here" said Equestria Man as he smelled his armpits.

Then suddenly a hobo appeared. The hobo was scrungy and dirty as hell, but she was a mare aswell, a smelly one though. They then made eye contact.

"Um hello" said Equestria Man.

"Hi" said the hobo mare.

"So where are you from?" said Equestria Man.

"I am from Las Pegasus, got any food?" said the hobo mare.

"Nah actually I was going to ask you the same thing!" said Equestria Man.

The two of them laughed at each other's words.

"Whats your name?" said Equestria Man.

"The name's Midnight Farkle" said Midnight Farkle.

"Midnight ey? thats a cute name" said Equestria Man.

Midnight Farkle then blushed at the kind word that was ushered.

"Um thank you, your so nice! where are you from?" said Midnight.

"Uh... I'm from... Manehatten" said Equestria Man.

"Oh I hear that's nice...." said Midnight Farkle.

The two then stared at each other for a while and then one of them got the courage to say something.

"Wanna do it in the dumpster?" said Equestria Man.

"Yep" said Midnight Farkle.

So the two went into the dumpster and did the nasty for a couple of hours, the dumpster shook for how long the action took place.

end of part I forget.

Dirty little secrets

Equestria Man after video taping the fillies and coincedently masturbating to them making out, he started to ask the fillies questions about their most embarassing moments in life.

"I once looked into my vagina to see what it looked like" said Applebloom.

"I used to have both a penis and a vagina but then I got my dick amputated" said Scootaloo.

"Me I have no embarrasing secrets, well except that one time I fantasized having sex with my sister..." said Sweetie Belle.

"Well girls those are some interesting secrets you have! Can you repeat that in the tape recorder?" said Equestria Man as he held up the recorder near their voices. They then repeated everything they said while they were still under his magical control.

"Great! now let's play a game! Whoever sucks on the vibrating dildo first gets to eat!" he said while he pulled out a dildo that was making a reh reh reh reh sound.

"Oh boy!" said the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Equestria Man threw the dildo on the ground and watched as the Cutie Mark Crusaders then started to fight for the dildo. Each punching each other and hurting each other furiously until only one survived the fight and got the dildo, it was Scootaloo. Scootaloo started sucking on the dildo hoping to find something to eat since she hasn't eaten all day like the rest of the C.M.C.

"There is no food coming out of this dildo, what am I going to eat?" said Scootaloo as she asked the Equestria Man how she was going to get food.

"Thats easy! I prepared a meal for you! it's called dick meat sandwitch!" said Equestria Man as he pulled out his cock.

The author had refused to write this... this... and will now kill himself.

OH GOD WHY IS THIS CONTINUING!?

Equestria Man with his dick in Dinky's mouth started to throb her mouth all over. The force of the throbbing was excruciating that she started to cry and scream violently. Equestria Man kept humping her mouth so hard that the cloud they were on was dissipitating into thin air. The two flying horses then started to fly as Equestria Man's dick continued to force into dinky's mouth. After continuous throbbing, Equestria Man finally released his manhood into Dinky's mouth. Dinky tasted a profuse amount of saltiness coming from Equestria Man. Dinky then threw up all over his dick and pelvis.

Equestria Man bieng a complete and utter douche then ripped off Dinky's wings and she fell through to the earth. Her screams of pain were heard throughout the air. Equestria Man chuckled at this occurence after whiping the dick juice off of his dick with her wings. Then Equestria Man pulled up his pants and flew away. Dinky landed on a fruit cart in the marketplace and exploded from the force of impact. Her organs and her body splattered all over many of the denizens of ponyville.

"That'll teach that little pony to be so cute!" said Equestria Man as he flew off.

Equestria Man then noticed Derpy Hoove's dead body had landed on the cloud, it was the perfect time to rape a dead body in plain site! Equestria Man made sweet, sweet love to Derpy as she lay there dead. Equestria Man then got so horny that he started to hump her with the full force of his power causing him to ejaculate explosively causing Derpy Hoove's to explode into chunks of sticky flesh. Equestria Man again had a job well done, he killed two ponies and slept with two ponies that were sexy. He slept on a cloud for the remainder of the day.

End of part 4