The Story Of Magical Equestria Man

Equestria Man lay there under darkness hiding, living with his shadow under a alley with the sadness of his soul. He never wanted to kill so many ponies and rape them all he really wished for was love. Before he was a better man, a person who saved! But, lo his madness took control. Once revered as a savior, now a monster to be put down. All Equestria Man has now is his reflection in the puddle. He continued to stare into the puddle as if it was a make shift portal to his downsized soul.

What have I done?

Equestria Man splashed the puddle of pain and suffering and cried a mental tear from the surfaces of his soul.

Where will I go to now?

Equestria Man was not always mad. He once was a dreamer, a savior of ponies. To be subjugated under the law of justice. But, when he saw that his very existence was not necessary any longer, things changed. Peace across Equestria and there was no need for a "Equestria Man". The madness of an unnecessary hero consumed him and he became the cockroach that is he is now. Equestria Man lay there next to the dumpster trying to think of what to do next but all he really could do was reminisce. He remembered the times were he saved a foal from the dreadful Hydra and once had an even outing with the dark being his evil nemesis.

"Good times" he said to himself while he scrounged the floor with a hoof.

But now all he has is this dumpster and this plastic bag. There was no way to return to the homietude for they would find him and kill him. The best place to hide was would obviously be in the slums of Fillydelphia.

"They will never find me over here" said Equestria Man as he smelled his armpits.

Then suddenly a hobo appeared. The hobo was scrungy and dirty as hell, but she was a mare aswell, a smelly one though. They then made eye contact.

"Um hello" said Equestria Man.

"Hi" said the hobo mare.

"So where are you from?" said Equestria Man.

"I am from Las Pegasus, got any food?" said the hobo mare.

"Nah actually I was going to ask you the same thing!" said Equestria Man.

The two of them laughed at each other's words.

"Whats your name?" said Equestria Man.

"The name's Midnight Farkle" said Midnight Farkle.

"Midnight ey? thats a cute name" said Equestria Man.

Midnight Farkle then blushed at the kind word that was ushered.

"Um thank you, your so nice! where are you from?" said Midnight.

"Uh... I'm from... Manehatten" said Equestria Man.

"Oh I hear that's nice...." said Midnight Farkle.

The two then stared at each other for a while and then one of them got the courage to say something.

"Wanna do it in the dumpster?" said Equestria Man.

"Yep" said Midnight Farkle.

So the two went into the dumpster and did the nasty for a couple of hours, the dumpster shook for how long the action took place.

end of part I forget.