Commando Artist
The Diplomatic Visit
Previous ChapterNext ChapterAt the Canterlot train station, Prince Purple waited for a train.
A train stopped and a unicorn mare came out holding a magenta unicorn foal.
"Prince." said the Queen.
"Queen." said Prince Purple.
Prince Purple escorted the Vipis Kingdom Queen to Canterlot castle to the room she'll be staying in.
The one thing that Prince Purple noticed was that the Queen doesn't have any guards. Also she isn't afraid of somepony that'll try to kill her. It won't be the first time somepony tried to assassinate her and it won't be the last.
Prince Purple was going to offer some of the Royal Guards he has for her protection. She doesn't want any like how he doesn't want any but he doesn't have a choice.
While sleeping the Queen walked by Prince Purple's room and heard him talking so she cracked opened his door.
"Why yes Sapphire Rose I would love another cup of tea." said Prince Purple while sleeping, "You sure do got a lovely home here. What kind of occupation do you do? I should've asked that on our first date."
Prince Purple is having a dream of the mare he's in love with. The mare doesn't know that he's in love with her he's deeply in love with her.
The Queen then kept overhearing Prince Purple talking in his sleep about a mare that don't even know on who he is. The Queen doesn't know on how embarrassed and how many butterfly's Prince Purple just gets of thinking about asking her out on a date. Not adding that the Prince's face turns so red ponies think that his face is about to turn into a electric stove burner.
At a table waiting for Princess Twilight the Queen asked Prince Purple on what he was talking about in his sleep last night. Prince Purple didn't want to say anything about it so he tried to change the subject of something else.
"Come on." said the Queen, "I know you have a crush on her. Just say something."
"No." said Prince Purple, "I don't know on what your talking about."
Prince Purple was looking away but his face was all red.
"Just walk up to her and say on how you feel." said the Queen, "My husband his stomach is made of steel he walked up to me and asked me out on a date when we were still in school. For a prince, you sure don't have the stomach for romance life that's why your still single."
"Shut up!" exclaimed Prince Purple, "I'm not like anypony else! Fine that your husband asked you out back in your school days but I don't have a strong stomach for it! Unlike your husband and a lot of other ponies I don't have the guts to walk up to a mare and ask her out!"
"This is the Prince of Equestria?" asked a Royal Guard, "He's such a wimp!"
"I know." said one of Prince Purple's Royal Guards, "Out of all the ponies Princess Twilight chose a freaking loser crybaby."
"As a war hero he's great but this." said the Royal Guard, "Princess Twilight could've asked one of her friends to be the co-princess of Equestria or another stallion to be the Prince of Equestra instead of stallion that's a coward and too scared to talk to a mare."
"As a leader in the military he has guts." said Prince Purple's Royal Guard, "We need a real stallion to lead Equestria along side Princess Twilight."
A server pony came in and gave Prince Purple a cup of coffee and the Queen her cup of tea with three teaspoons of sugar.
"Just saying." said the Queen, "A mare would rather be with a stallion with a gut strong as steel and have a pair of balls which neither you have."
"HEY!" yelled Prince Purple, "I lead my army against your army and we won! I do have a pair of balls but I don't think about it. I just don't have a stomach made of steel! Forget it I'm out of here!"
Prince Purple then left the table after taking a sip of his coffee.
Princess Twilight then entered the room and asked where Prince Purple Artist went.
A Royal Guard told her that he stormed out because he was getting hot under the collar.
Prince Purple went to his down time room and drew the mare named "Sapphire Rose" whom he's in love with, deeply in love.
"One day." said Prince Purple, "One day I'll ask you out and if you say yes I'll swoop you off of your legs and take good care of you and love you until end of time. I don't care if your cursed, immortal, picky, nocturnal, chilled out, classy, food lover, or a wife type of marefriend. I actually don't care on what type of mare she is."
Prince Purple then grabbed a blue color pencil and a dark brown color pencil and shaded in the mare he loves.
There's a knock on the door so Prince Purple answered it. It's a server pony who asked if he wants anything so Prince Purple told her he wants a chocolate cake and a Long Island Ice Tea.
Prince Purple was going to ask the server pony on a date.
"Sorry Prince." said the Server pony, "I'm already engaged. Also can I have next Thursday to the week after Wednesday off?"
Prince Purple asked why so the server told him that she's getting married so Prince Purple agreed.
"I wouldn't date him." said the Server, "Small tail, can't properly talk to mares without getting all fifty shades of embarrassed and face turning red."
"I heard that!" exclaimed Prince Purple, "I can always not have you take some time off so you can get married."
"What's wrong Purple? Still a little baby?" said a voice, "Joking you are still a baby."
"S-Shut Up!" said Prince Purple, "I'm not a innocent sweet little pony."
Prince Purple then sat in the corner just talking to himself.
There was another knock on the door so Purple answered it of it being the server again giving him the tea and slice of cake he requested.
In a room that Princess Twilight Sparkle and the Queen sat across from each other.
"Queen Shoreside." said Princess Twilight, "My cousin called invited you here today in good faith to sort hostilities out between our two countries and hoping we can be friends and not hating each other all the time. Now where is he it's not like him of him to walk out on something important."
"He got hot under the collar." said Queen Shoreside. "I told him it's easy to ask a mare out and he needs to grow a pair of balls to ask the mare he has a very big crush."
"Okay then." said Princess Twilight, "Well lets get this diplomatic stuff over."
Princess Twilight took a sip of her tea.
"You go first." said Princess Twilight, "Your the guest here."
"We want pearls." said Queen Shoreside, "Our country would like pearls."
Princess Twilight agreed. "Open borders. We can have both of our citizens." said Princess Twilight, "So they can to get a work visa and work in each other lands."
Queen Shoreside told her on that sounds reasonable.
"We would also like." said Princess Twilight, "Iridium, Rhenium, Ruthenium, Rhodium, Palladium, Osmium and Platinum."
Queen Shoreside then took a sip of her tea. "Marble, Stone, Ivory, Dyes, Porcelain,& Citrus." said Queen Shoreside, "We would like those as well."
Princess Twilight agreed.
They both used there magic to pick up a quill that's in ink. They both signed the agreement but before they did Princess Twilight told Queen Shoreside that she wants her commandos back all of them both dead and alive.
Queen Shoreside told her that she'll get right on it when the trading between both countries. When their Kingdoms start trading her commandos will be on the first wagons out.
The two then signed it finally ending there hostilities for the past four hundred and twenty-five years.
As agreed the King under orders of his wife and he un-hypnosis the captured Equestrian Commandos and sent them on there way back to Canterlot, Equestria with the precious metals.
Princess Twilight went to go check up on Prince Purple but couldn't find him in his room, his down time room or the war room. She then had his Royal Guards to go find him but they searched every square inch of Canterlot Castle but couldn't find him."
He's gone to the Canterlot draw bridge trying to clear his mind. But he can't stop thinking about the mare he saw. Prince Purple can't stop imaging asking Sapphire Rose out on a date and he tries to think about other things and nothing he does can't get that thought out of his head.
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