Jerma's Big Adventure In Equestria

by Diamond Decadence

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Profanity, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Main 6, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 5399

A Twitch streamer gets magically sent to Equestria after being summoned by a super fan of his. Meanwhile, something sinister arises in Equestria.

Hey... Jerma985 here. Avid streamer on Twitch, loved by thousands of people online, and a staggering debt of over 2 billion dollars. One day, my streaming buddy called off last minute and I needed to stream something for my fans. While I improvised, one sub of my suggests watching an entire children's cartoon series; My little pony: Friendship is Magic, . I didn't want to get my channel content strikes on Twitch, so I naturally declined.

But they suggest I should watch a 30-second clip from the show. I felt like watching a short clip on stream won't be too bad, so I went ahead and clicked on the link. But the next thing I know I got sent in to the show with these talking animals, one, in particular, is a mega-fan of mine.

Might as well check this place out while I'm here. However, I get the feeling like I'm not alone in this journey.

Authors note: You might not get all the references here if you don't know who this is. I suggest watching clips of Jerma on youtube before you read this

Published 2021-10-29 10:20:00 UTC
Last updated 2021-11-09 16:58:01 UTC

Prolouge: Isekai'd Andy

Crap, I really messed up this time. First, Italy had to go to his colonoscopy today, leaving me on a date where I promised a Far Cry 6 Stream. Second of all, chat expect to see me with him. Thirdly, I forgot to tweet out the bad news. I'm in a whole world of shit from chat

I left the intro screen of my stream long enough to announce a chat about the last-minute change of plans. They wanted another Far Cry stream, but without my buddy Etalyx here, It's just gonna be another "Lying Andy" from all of them. As took a sip of red wine from my glass and left it on the table, I enabled my mic before clearing my throat.

"So funny thing actually..." I said in a casual attitude, as I peeked over at chat, "Late... Late... well there's a good reason for that,"

I decided to turn on the webcam for this moment, taking another sip of wine waiting for the chat to calm down, "Etalyx had to go to his Doctor's appointment. It was last minute, so I didn't have time to tweet it out. We were gonna finish Far Cry 6 today, but since he's out I guess I'll do something else."

I panicked last minute in my head on what to do today. So I just pulled out the intro screen to bring out the tier list website and I pulled out the topic of "Cartoon Shows". The images span over 30 of them, mixed between classic 90s to modern 2000s.

"So I'm gonna do some tier lists, haven't done these in a while. Yeah, I know Lying Andy" I was eager to accept the rage over on the chat, "First one is going to be about cartoon shows,"

The stream was alright in the first few minutes and the twitch chat calmed down a bit. I decided to put the classic cartoons like Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob, and my personal favorite Rugrats on A tier. Although the chat said they deserve the S tier, I still needed to get an idea first before I finalize my decision. Stuff like Adventure Time went about C tier since I've only seen a few episodes of it and clips on youtube. Some show that I didn't really like or never watched went down to F tier to "Never watched". These are mostly the more modern cartoon shows such as Steven Universe, Clarence, and whatever Cartoon Network had that dropped in quality.

As I moved down the line of shows, an image of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was next. This is kinda tricky, I'm well aware of his huge impact on kids' cartoons being liked by grown adults. However, I've only seen a few episodes with my niece. Chat's gonna be wild for this one.

"My Little Pony? Is this the new one every grown adult likes?" I jokingly asked my viewers, giving me a +2s in chat, "I have only seen as half a season's worth with my niece. Didn't one of the characters grow wings or something?"

Of course, the chat was spamming the name of the pony that got a pair of wings, I chuckled. Dragging my mouse cursor, I've played it safe and placed it in the C tier below Adventure Time. But just as I was about to move on, I got a donation of...

"Holy shit!" my heart was pumping as I've double-checked the number of the donation to see it wasn't a Jebait. It almost made me jump out of my "We've just got a donation of 500,000 Bits. From, NightPrincess237; Thank you so much for that donation! Hit poggers in chat everybody!"

500,000 bits was about 5,000 US dollars, which will certainly help me with bills and other Twitch projects in the future. Chat filled the chat log with the poggers emote as I continued to read out the message the donator sent, "Watch the entire MLP show on stream."

"I mean, I appreciate the big donation you gave out but," I, unfortunately, had to decline their proposal as watching shows were against the terms of services of Twitch, "I don't want to get my channel nuked on stream."

I laughed historically, with the chat members agreeing with me. However, NightPrincess237, donated a smaller amount of 1,000 bits with another message "Watch at least a clip of the show for me : )"

Twitch has been strict on what not to show on stream; Popular movies, explicit nudity, and copyrighted materials in general. But, watching a short clip of something? I guess it would be alright. They've already donated a bunch of money, it would feel kinda disappointing for me to reject their offer.

"Fine-fine! I guess I'll watch a short clip of it. Hey NightPrincess, can you hit me up with a link you want me to watch, or do I just search one on youtube?" I tried to ask for their recommended choice. They soon sent out a youtube link right after, "Alright then, we're just gonna watch this short clip requested by NightPrincess. Let me switch over to-"

I was nearly interrupted by the faint glowing of my computer screen like it was about to explode or something. It was followed by a high-frequency chime that rang. It must've been malware or something, but then the glow started to blind me by my retinas. Suddenly, I felt like a vacuum cleaner was pointed directly towards me as my entire body got sucked up from the event. I screamed along the way, like being in a washing machine spinning around like in g velocity.

It kinda felt like a big ass truck hit me in the middle of the street going a full 60 miles per hour. My head was spinning like crazy. Did I have a hangover? I did drink last night? I don't recall drinking that much anyway, just two sips of red wine! I tried opening my eyes, but it felt like I couldn't as my head still hurts.

A voice muffled near me, "-Lo-...I..-one it!..."

It was still quite inaudible for me as my ears were ringing, but as it died down, that's when I can hear a clear voice.

"The summoning session worked dear sister!"

Another voice came through, sounded like it came from the right of the room, "Impressive, truly the discovery of a century..."

To me, it sounded like two feminine voices; the first one had a more... what's the word... medieval-sounding? I don't fucking know. The second voice sounds more mature, so I guess these two are siblings.

"Princess Luna! How did the- What in Tartarus is that thing!?" came a posh-sounding voice came to my sense of hearing.

"It looks hurt, should we take it to the hospital?" another voice cried out, sounding more softer than usual.

"Never in my entire life, I've seen somethin' so strange!" sounded a southern-accent voice.

Why are there so many women-sounding voices? Oh no, don't tell me... AM I IN A STRIPCLUB?

Just when I thought it couldn't get crazier, another voice was added into the equation, "Girls calm down! I know exactly what this creature is, but I have no clue who it might be-"

This is getting ridiculous, powering through my pain, shaking it off with my sheer willpower. I opened my eyes and let out a roar.

"WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!?"

My eyes finally locked eyes to...

Horses?!

"Gah!" the horse with yellow fur and a pair of wings scurried behind one of the other horses with the hat peaking towards the side.

"W-what the fuck!?" my heart raced and mixed emotions of confusion, anger, and surprise flowed through me, "W-hat the fuck are you doing here in my room?"

"Your room?" the purple one with a unicorn horn and wings turned her head to the side.

"Yeah! My-"

Hang on just a minute here, I don't recall my room being a big open space with a long carpet spending at least a quarter-mile and with open glass panes. Doing a full 360 of my spatial surroundings, it's clear that this isn't my room in my house.

It's a big fucking castle.

"Where the hell am I!? If this is some big Jebait from Star, then I might as well jump off a bridge!" panic enters my body, but even more so when the dark blue horse with some screen saver on her hair stared at me with a creepy smile, "And who the hell are you?!"

"I couldn't believe my very own eyes..." she sounded like a child building up the hype on Christmas morning, "It's really you! Jeremy Elbertson Nine-hundred and Eighty-Five!"

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That's it... I'm going sober for the rest of my life...

Chapter 1: Jerma is Confused

An insane amount of adrenaline and new emotions filled my brain; heart beating vigorously. I didn't know what in the world is happening here. First, I'm in my room streaming, the next thing I know is that I'm in this world filled with talking animals. To make it even weirder, a dark blue horse shouted out my name like she was some fan of mine. I couldn't process this much information at a time. It must be a dream! It has to be! I continually slapped myself with my two hands back-and-forth to wake me up from this nightmare.

*Smack*

*Smack*

*Smack*

"Hey, stop that! You're gonna hurt yourself!"

My constant face slapping drowned out any noise coming from those mutant horses. As I made several groans and grunts from each slap, I made sure that It's enough to wake me up from this nightmare.

*Smack*

*Smack*

*Smack*

"Is he alright?!" replied the small purple one, "Should we call somepony?"

Then with some Harry Potter magic shit, my hands were raised out from my face and stood still like I was freezing for the cops. They were covered in some bluish aura where I froze. The one making this happen looked to be the one that sent me into this world. She pleaded.

"It's alright Jerma! You don't need to smack yourself awake. This is NOT a dream!"

How does this one know who I am? Is this some kind of elaborate prank stream by Etalyx? What kind of stream would put me in this torture?

Without any more hesitation, a lightbulb grew figuratively in my head. Something tells me that I've seen these characters before, I just don't know where. From the looks, these are seemingly smaller than average horses; Even I was about two feet shorter than the large white horse. They're like small ponies...ponies...small...small is equal to little...little ponies? Wait!

"My little pony!?" I cried at the apex of my voicebox, "All of you are characters in a cartoon show I watched with my niece!"

"What? What are you talking about?" asked the purple pony, "I don't believe that in the slightest. You didn't come from Sunset's world?"

Hang on, I recognized that look. An episode I was watching with my niece had this pony with a pair of wings and a horn. Chat even mentioned her name with their constant spamming.

"Twilight Sparkle!" I answered out of recollection, "Yeah! That was the name that my chat constantly spammed. Your her aren't you?"

The purple pony I called Twilight gasped at the name I threw out, "Th-that's correct; my name is Twilight!"

"Woah! This dude psychic?" the horse with a rainbow hairstyle flew up to me.

"Okay, we're making progress. Now I just need to calmly address the situation."

"Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on!?" I shrieked out of my lungs.

"Please, calm yourself Jerma— We aren't enemies..." the white horse called me out, "I am Princess Celestia, and I do believe my sister Princess Luna here will gladly explain the situation."

"F-Fine..." I rolled with it, seeing how I couldn't do anything at all in this situation. Who I assume was Princess Luna stepped up to me to begin her explanation, she immediately got the measuring tape out of thin air and began to compare me to herself in terms of height.

"So It is true! He is 5'8!" she gawked at her discovery of my true height.

"Luna just gets to the point," her sister felt ticked off at her sister.

"My apologies sister, well let me start with a little donation with chat..."

"Donation from chat? Is she a subscriber of mine? Cause the only one who donated back then was—"

"You're NightPrincess237?" I called her out. She nodded silently.

"Yes, and I was very grateful to discover you after Twilight brought over that magnificent gadget from the other side of the mirror!"

"Mirror? Like a portal from those fantasy games?" I quickly asked about any chances of getting back home, "Is there a way back to my world!?"

Twilight peered to the side, "Well it's not exactly YOUR world, just another version of it with ties to Equestria."

"So as Twilight brought over what you call a Laptop, she directed me to a web portal called Twitch! Where I first saw you recording yourself what appears to be yourself doing random acts of comedy in front of a green background." is what Luna described her first Jerma experience to be.

"Backup right there, how in the world did a laptop from a different version of my world can access stuff from my world?!" my mind was already fried up like an egg at this point, "How is that possible that a cartoon world even does this!?"

"Cartoon?" the ponies paused to think about what I'd said. Celestia and Luna too were a bit at a loss.

"Yes, cartoon; like fiction! imaginary! Doesn't exist in the real world!" my heart began racing, "Or is this the world real? Or the other-other world!? Gah! I give up!"

"It is quite spectacular though," perked up Celestia with a hoof on her chin, "A completely new world where our entire existence is all a fictional story? And Luna managed to bring someone from that world to ours?"

"As I was saying, the website shares the same currency as in Equestria," Celestia added, "We told her not to spend royal funds on donations, but she procured her own money from her bank account."

"That still doesn't answer my question; is this some kinda currency thing that happened? I don't know anymore..."

Not a while before 5 other ponies crowded me in a circle; the yellow one slowly left the safety of her friend and locked eyes on me. The rest did more or less the same. They seem to have come from a variety of backgrounds, but I'll ask them later as I need to focus on getting back home.

"Look Princess Luna or whatever, I greatly love all the hard work you did just to get me here and I appreciate you're undying support me. But how about I just give you an autograph and a photo and just get back to my own world?"

It wasn't until seconds after when Luna began to sweat beads on her face as she cringed a bit, "Hehehe... I'm afraid, I cannot help you at this current time..."

"What do you mean you can't help me?"

"Dear sister, couldn't you perform that ritual you used last time to bring him back?" her sister suggested, walking over to her shoulder.

"Well, you see... I kinda had to... use a particular type of magic to bring Jerma here,"

"Don't tell me you use dark magic..."

She murmured, "I-I sorta did!"

"What spell was it?"

"It was an incantation of sorts. One crafted by many verses, and required a certain sacrifice..." She timidly answered, with her sister huffing her muzzle.

"Spells? Incantations? This is some magic the gathering crap they're spewing out!."

Celestia peered over her with a daring stare, "And who exactly did you sacrifice in return for your favorite streamer?"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"C-Cerberus.."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Cerberus!?" the group of ponies shouted through the heavens. I instantly covered my ears after their loud screech.

"You sacrifice the ONLY thing that guards the gates of Tartarus?" I can see Celestia about to have a panic attack as the group tries to put her at ease, "Any creature could escape and wreak havoc anywhere!"

Luna kneeled and begged for mercy on her sister's behalf. "I know! I apologize for not mentioning it sooner. I was just so excited to bring Jerma into our world to witness the wonders of it!"

"So let me get this straight ma'am!" I didn't call her by her official title as it would be strange to call the alien creature that summoned me here using a fucking satanic ritual a Princess, "You're saying you can't bring me back home?"

She shook her head. I buried my face with my hands. "This can't be a happening man! I got a dog to feed, family to support! And my reputation is on the line!"

It was like destiny was always calling for her as Twilight came and stepped up, "Calm down Jerma! I think I can figure out a spell to bring you back home; I just need a few days to figure out every text and references books Luna used."

"A few days?! I didn't mark getting abducted on my list of streams to do! Well... It could be worse— I could've been here for weeks, maybe months."

"You sure you can do that?" I gently asked Twilight before she nodded silently.

"Dontcha worry Mr.985! Twi here is a super-mega geek when it comes to spells! You should be home in No time!" a normal pink pony with no particular features assured me, "While you here, let's have a super-fun-celebration bash for your friend Jerma985!"

"Woah! Hang on their miss..."

"You can call me Pinkie Pie! Just like my friends do: over here is Raibowdash the fast one, Applejack the hard worker, Rarity the sophisticated, Fluttershy the sensitive one! And you already know Twilight! Luna, and o'le Celestia here!"

"It's great If you just call me Jeremy," I assured every pony in my presence, "It'll feel off calling me by my screen name."

"Okie-dokie-lokie!" Pinkie Pie bounced off to the distance, assuming to prepare for the party she plans for me.

"Well I'll be, this is some crazy day we just had! Eh, Rainbow!" said Applejack with her thick country accent.

The one I assume was Rainbow Dash with the obvious hair-style turns to nod, "Yeah. Just hope he's as funny as Luna describes him,"

"Girls, escort Jeremy here to my castle; I'll stay here and go over every bit of text Luna used for the ritual," ordered Twilight directly to her friends.

I gave out a long sigh as I was following the group outside the castle.

"I could go for a few drinks to try processing all this shit."

Somewhere in the depths of Tartarus.

A large, muscular, demonic humanoid stood above the landscape that is Equestria's kettle of monsters and demons. His skin was dark red and demonic horns attached to his head. He peered over at the caged creatures looking depressed or angry. Just wearing nothing but a black speedo.

"Heh! looks like Christmas came early for me today!" the demon laughed maniacally basking over the land, "I must be nice this year to deserve such fine gifts!"

Behind him was an old-looking man wearing a black suit and fedora. His face was all pale and wrinkled and walked as sluggish as a zombie. He stood next to the demon, trying to shut him up.

"I don't care about your fucking Christmas presents, Zeraxsos!" the old man scoffed, "Focus on the plan!"

"Yes-yes! I'm getting their you old man!" flames surround Zeraxos when he raised his temper, only to have died down when his cellphone began ringing, "Arrgh! Who could that be!"

Picking up the phone he knew immediately who it was as he was smiling over the caller Id, "Hello?"

"Good to see the portal to our worlds are connected somehow, Lord Zeraxos..."

Zeraxsos answered back, "Yeah, whoever opened the rift must've been a genius! Anyways, how goes your part of the plan."

"It's as smooth as ever, I just need a little more time to set up a few of my Games"

"Take all the time you need, we're ahead of schedule anyway."

"Absolutley Lord Zeraxsos,"

The old man grumbled when the demon lord finished his call, "So what's next?! We need more recruits if we're going to take this world over!"

"Maybe we can find a fine monster to enslave- I mean, employ... They could have info about this world that may prove useful..." answers Zeraxsos, peering over the many caged monsters to see the selection, "Come on! Let's go window shopping."

Chapter 2: Cake and ice cream is on its way

I have no fucking clue anymore, I don't know what's going on here. From what I understand, some cartoon character from another dimension summoned me with freaky voodoo magic and I'm stuck here in a world filled with talking ponies. The princess known as Luna was such a huge fan of mine she managed to find a way for me to bring me here. Another princess named Twilight promised to find a way to get me back to my homeworld soon; for now, I'm being whisked away to a castle where her f friends promised to throw me a party. I could care less about the party, as long as they serve the finest wine I might as well drink like there's no tomorrow. The six other ponies escorted me from the city called Canterlot to the train station. I've got a few eyes on me from the residence, but I simply ignored them as they passed by. We reached the station where I was halted by the group to wait as they get a ticket for me.

Just about 5 minutes waiting for the train, which looked like some Christmas gingerbread creation, and I've taken a seat with the girls on one side of the cart. We were supposed to arrive at a place called "Ponyville" in about 30 minutes. I felt exhausted after the panic attack I had back at the castle.

It was mostly conversations amongst themselves; I didn't feel like butting it so I remained quiet throughout the ride. I was staring at the window seeing the trees and landscape go by.

Suddenly, the one I assumed was Pinkie Pie popped up out of nowhere from my side, "Heya Jeremy! What flavor of cake and ice cream do you enjoy? Chocolate-vanilla-strawberry-sherbert-double fudge marble-carrot-cotton cand-"

"Woah! Hold your horses their lady! Sheesh"

"I prefer the strawberry ice cream and chocolate cake, that's all!" I answered her before she reads out the entire menu of a Baskin Robbins.

"That isn't Okie-dokie... Oooo! I'll just give you a wide variety of flavors of cake and ice cream! For your super-mega party of course!" she zipped away from me to write frantically with a pencil scribbling down on a notepad.

The next pony that came directly at me was Rarity, with her sitting just next to me. I didn't mind it, she was actually very kind to me.

"You don't have to worry about anything about dear Pinkie Pie." she assured me, keeping a respectable distance away, "So Mr. Elbertson, you came from a world where we're all fictional?"

"Yes..." I asked without hesitation. "Pretty strange huh?"

"So what? Do we not exist at all in your own world?" she elaborated further, curious of the whole thing.

I was obliged to answer, "I mean, yes you do in fact. It's just not that you aren't living, breathing beings at all. You're all an animated cartoon show with a target audience of little children and some adults."

"Hang on? Adults!?" Rainbow Dash intervened in our small talk, "I get that we're cartoons in your world, but what kind of adults would want to watch us? That sounds gross,"

"Actually, in fact, those adults created a boom in your fandom. I don't know much, but without the big impact of your tv show, there wouldn't be so much love and care into it." I explained only bits and pieces from what I gathered online and from other streamers, "The previous interactions of your franchise were targeted by little girls, but that all changed when the latest generation came out."

"Ooo! I must have tons of fans rooting for me and my awesomeness!" boasted Rainbowdash, taking a spot next to Rarity, "I assume this show captures all my coolness everywhere it goes,"

"Oh pfft! Obviously, I'm the most beloved one in our group Dashie!" scoffed Rarity with her crossed forelegs, "You come in a respectable 3rd at least!"

"Then who's above me then?"

"Fluttershy!"

"W-what about me?" Fluttershy's soft voice came reaching towards me.

Rainbow's mouth nearly dropped to the floor when she mentioned Fluttershy. "No way Fluttershy is above me in terms of popularity! Jeremy! Who's the most liked pony out of all of us here!? You gotta know!"

I shook my head. "Sorry, I barely watched a season's worth of the show. I don't really follow it as much,"

"WHAT!? What kind of creature wouldn't want to see us!" Both Rainbow and Rarity blurted.

"The fuck you mean? You said It was gross that adults are watching the show!"

One train later, I've arrived at Ponyville station where of course I'm bombarded with staredowns by various other ponies. This time, they were a bit more talkative towards seeing an alien creature around their own home. Applejack assured me not to worry about their gossip and focus on following them to the castle. Unfortunately, Pinkie Pie said she needed to stop by her place to prepare a few things for my party they were throwing for me and left the group.

I took this time to talk to the only pony in the group with the nick of sense in this quirky squad; Fluttershy. "So Fluttershy, I know from the show that you tend animals in your own house; correct?"

She was hovering a few inches off the ground when she answered back, "Why yes Jeremy! I do! Do you have any pets of your own?"

"Oh yes, I have a dog named Otto... got him from a rescue shelter. I've been having him since then," I smiled, looking back at what Otto was doing without me. Probably doing some Toy Story shit and walking and talking. "Chat even tries to harass me just to show him on camera for a few seconds."

"I don't who this chat is, but they seem pretty mean." she said with a concerned look for a second, "What breed is he?"

"All I know is that he's a dachshund, but I'm not quite sure if he's a mix or purebred actually."

"Wow! That reminds me of that dachshund that's running towards us..." She pointed her leg in the general direction of the running dog, "Presumably at you, Jeremy."

I thought it was just some other dachshund stray just running towards us, so I took a glance at what she was pointing to-

"OTTO!?" I once again let out a shriek, it was my dog. MY own dachshund! My Otto!

Otto quickly took his instincts and jumped over to me, and of course, I embraced him as I was both happy and confused.

"Oh my goodness, that's the Otto you mentioned before?" asked Fluttershy, taking a nice glance at my precious Otto. "H-How is that possible?"

"That dog of ours, wasn't he with you when you got sent to Equestria?" Rarity asked.

While comforting Otto with my hands, I answered her. "No, He was in another room when It happened. How could Otto be here with me!?"

The group nearly crowded me reuniting with my beloved Otto, leaving us space to catch up. My comfort was cut short when a strange pony with some stubble and an apron approached us.

"So it was your dog that was causing trouble at my bakery!" he accused Otto, pointing his hoof at me, "He made a huge mess at my shop."

Applejack took the lead over at the distressed pony, "Hold it their Mr. Cake, we apologize for everything this mutt here caused you. You see, this here's Jeremy from another dimension or whatever."

"I don't care about that, what about my shop!? There's cake batter everywhere!"

"Sorry again Mr. Cake, I'll clean up the mess ASAP!" assured Rainbow Dash, flying off over to the gingerbread house and entering the front door. "And done!"

"Wow! Thank you very much, Ms. Dash!" Mr. Cake seemed to change demeanor, "Whoever you are, you sure ain't from Equestria. Say, where are you from?"

"Well, I currently live in Las Vegas sir," I politely answered him.

Mr. Cake giggled at my answer, "What a strange way of pronouncing 'Las Pegasus'. Anyways, this doggie here yours? It certainly made my little ones smile when he was causing a ruckus."

"Very sorry about that sir, he gets all confused when he is in new places; As long as he's with me, he should be fine," I said, conforming Otto from his fright.

"But that's strange, why would your dog be in Equestria even if he wasn't summoned by Luna?" the question Fluttershy asked had everyone thinking.

"We can ask about that once Twilight's done figurin' it; let's get goin!" directed Applejack.

The castle wasn't too far away from us as it was only just a few minutes of walking. It was a large, tree-like structure made entirely out of crystal and diamonds. Just a chuck of this stuff would fetch a high price in my world. I remind myself to grab a few samples when I arrive home. As Rarity used her magic to open the castle doors, I was greeted with an assault of party streamers and balloons. It was followed by Pinkie Pie bouncing over to us with her tail, pointing at the assortment of cupcakes, ice cream tubs, and a large group of ponies spread out everywhere. I spotted one unicorn on a DJ stand spinning the tables and bobbing her head with a pair of headphones. What the fuck was going on!?

"So you finally made it to Jeremy's warm-welcome party of a lifetime!" announced the quirky pony as she landed on top of a pile of cupcakes, "We got cake, we got ice cream, funky music, and a wild crowd ready to have some fun!"

"My goodness Pinkie Pie! Do you know what situation Jeremy is in?" Rarity sighed as she pulled off the streamers that got caught on her mane, "He's probably tired from the trek to Twilight's castle,"

"N-Not at all Rarity, I kinda feel like I deserve something to cheer me up." I lightened up, seeing the large spread of treats and party snacks are making me hungry, "Besides..."

"Besides... what?"

"Rats-Rats, we are the rats!"

"Celeberating yet another birthday bash!"

"Michael, it's your birthday-today"

"Cake and ice cream is on its way!"

"And Michael, has been a good boy this year"

"Open up gifts while we're gonna cheer!"

"He did the THING!" Rainbow Dash's jaws dropped, "He sung the song from his video!"

Applejack couldn't be cringing in all her life. "Huh? Who in tarnation is Michael!?"

"And is it his birthday today?" asked Fluttershy, scratching her head at my whole song.

I laughed at their confusion and assured them, "It's alright girls, I'll go have some fun while I'm here..."

Somewhere in a strange hut in a strange forest...

"It seems we share the same mind; to create, and experiment, but we're not the same kind..."

"Heehehee, I've seen many things in my life; but a zebra talking like a Dr. Seuss book? Now I've seen it all!"

"Byeah!"

"Your friend enjoys speaking one word; perhaps you know more from what I've heard?"

"Don't worry, He just says that because he agrees with us. Now, while I'm here! I need to experiment with this fast selection of ingredients from a strange land. Maybe share some trade secrets while we're at it?"

"You make a fine rival and adversary; now let us conduct our experiments, B.F. Bugleberry"

"Byeah!"