My life

by Monster0

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Original Character, Snails, Spike
Length: 1019

Every time I get home.

Every time I get home, this awaits me.

Published 2012-09-11 02:44:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-09-11 02:44:01 UTC

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It was another average day at my house. My brother was clopping in the attic, my father was clopping in the bathroom, my sister was naked and being a whore, and and some pony was having a heart attack on the couch. My younger sister was bored as hell. She had no idea what to do, until someone suddenly knocked on the door. She got up and opened the door. It was Snails. (The fucking stalker) His dick was the size of a spec. "Brianna I have came back for you," Said Snails. He slowly lifted up a new amulet. Suddenly, Snail's new amulet started glowing. "This amulet… has the power to give orgasms!" Snails explained. Everyone in the house started receiving uncontrollable orgasms. My brother got jizz all over the roaches and cobwebs. Dad stained the walls with his own jizz, My older sister was so wet she was leaking puddles, and the pony on the couch was now having a heart attack, seizure, and orgasm all at the same time. Some of my father's jizz shot off a mirror and out of the bathroom, and hit Snails in the eye. He screamed so loud his amulet shattered. He retreated quickly. Everypony gathered up in the TV room. The pony was laying on the couch, dead.

The residents of Ponyville (Including me and my family) had show up at the pony's funeral. They dug a (giant) hole into the ground for the pony's dead and naked body. As a little dirt got onto him, My older sister stopped everyone. She ripped off her clothes and started rapidly fucking the pony's dead body. Dad made everyone pay 10$ to watch. My sister was horrified, my brother, however, was hard as hell. He quickly trotted into the outhouse to clop. He was just about to start until his sister came in crying about the pony's death and being scarred for life thanks to her sister.. She wiped away her tears and looked at at her brother, shocked. She had no idea what she had just done, she was so embarrassed, but somehow liked what she saw. Before they knew it, they were doing hardcore incest. The outhouse was shaking left and right forming a rhythm with the moaning and grunting.

Meanwhile, back at the funeral, my sister had done the pony too hard. It went too far, and she died. The whole paying crowd had clopped. My father yelled at them and told them to leave. Some hesitated, but when he took out his own colthood out, they all ran away as fast as they could. Then my dad heard loud moaning and grunting nearby. He neared the outhouse. The voices sounded familiar, but he couldn't recognize them to well. He started clopping to the sounds. After a few seconds, my brother and sister stopped what they were doing. They heard clopping sounds outside the outhouse. My brother slowly opened the door, and my father shoved his dick in the doorway. "Have any room for one more?" he asked. Then he saw who it was. He was shocked. He closed the door and ran.

Hours later, my brother and sister were sitting outside in the everfree forest. They knew what would happen if they came back to their dad, but they couldn't just run away. They had to kill him. No pony could know of what they had done. They geared up with weapons, knives, guns, and everything. There was no time to waste, they rushed to the house. My dad was on the phone, telling the cops about all that had happened. He also had a whole Microsoft Word document written about it, that was 90% done being sent to everyone in Ponyville. My brother took his gun, and put it near his head. He slowly pulled the trigger and said, "Dad, you will one day burn in a endless hell." then died. My sister screamed and let out puddles of tears. She took her weapons. She wanted to avenge her brother. She killed everyone in Ponyville, and finally, jumped off a cliff with no desire to live her life any longer. Then spike came across her dead body. It got him SO hard, he just had to buck her. He got on top of the corpse and flipped her over, pulled her pants down, and started doing anal. He started thrusting, he was glad she was dead because he didn't have to hear her complain about on how he was doing it. He then took his dick out, flipped her over and shoved it in her pussy, and started thrusting again. He came, he let out a roar and flames came out, setting the ground on fire next to him. (He didn't notice the fire) He then stuck his dick in her mouth, and started thrusting again. Then, he ripped his dick out (His dick in my sister's teeth) as he was about to kiss her, he screamed in agony and let flames out, AGAIN. The corpse got set in flames, but luckily Spike rolled off this time; into the fire next to him. He screamed, "HALP, MY DICK GOT RIPPED OFF AND IS IN FLAMES!" He then got burnt to crisp while cum, piss, and blood spewed out of his dick.
BUT THEN, his fluids extinguished the fire and he got up and started walking to Ponyville, all burnt.

Once he got to Ponyville, all ponies rushed inside their houses. They were scared shitless. He knocked on Twilight's door,she said, "GO AWAY, MONSTER FROM HECK!" Spike cried like a little bitch and ran to a cliff where he could commit suicide. Right when he was about to jump, a guard stopped him "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" The guard punched him and bucked him in the face MANY MANY times. Then threw him off the cliff. He landed right where the pony he bucked was, (The corpse broke his fall) then he got horny and started kissing her. But with his dick in her mouth, he threw up fire. Burning her and him.

THE END?