A Lewd Anthology

by Sanguine Dream

Low-Energy Lovemaking

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Author's Note

Set in the Stallions and Hens Universe.

Kinks: Big Breasts, Knotting, Breeding, Cats and Dogs Living Together


Low-Energy Lovemaking

Rex sighed, putting his hat up on the rack near the front door of his shared home. After a long day’s work pretending to care about people, he just wanted to sit in front of the television and drain out all his emotional damage. “I’m home,” the Diamond Dog announced to the house writ large.

“Mmmeh. Hey.” came the feminine response from the couch. “People are stupid.”

The TV was already on, a v-tuber (some anime griffon) was playing DOOM. There came a grunt as a pair of black-furred hands stretched out over the arm of the old gray couch.

“Tell me about it,” Rex sighed, loosening his shirt and stepping over to the couch. He landed heavily on the open spot, causing the springs and frame to groan a little at the sudden weight increase. He looked over to the other occupant of the couch to see what sort of mood she was in.

The Black Abyssinian had a half-lidded, tired expression on her face. Her almond eyes seemed only half-focused on the TV. Her blue sweatpants showed a couple smudges from previous stains. Her overly-large, black tee-shirt seemed to have a hard time containing her abundant cleavage.

Jam, the cat, glanced at him. “Sorry, it was either confinement pain from bra or back pain from no bra. I choose the latter because I like freedom.” Her attention returned to the TV.

Rex rolled his green eyes, his gray fur slightly mussed by the long day and from taking his shirt off over his head. He wasn’t exceptionally toned, but he did have a fair bit of muscle clinging to his form. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were hitting on me,” Rex drawled.

“I have no fucks left to give.” She shrugged, glancing at him again. “And little energy to care. I might say some stupid shit.”

“You couldn’t handle a canine anyways,” Rex pointed out, now staring forwards at the TV again. “You’re not built for it.”

She rolled her eyes. “Well the knot, no. That’d hurt trying the first time. Would need to work up to that. I could always give you a tit-job or something, if you really need it.”

“Not that I need it,” Rex said with a shrug. “Just pointing out that we’re not exactly built to mesh together.” He hummed for a bit. “We could always use lube if you wanted to do something.”

“‘Ey, true.” She pointed at him. “You wanna be like, fuck-buddy roommates or something? Like, pick a room, bang, high-five, and go our separate ways for the evening.”

“Okay,” Rex said, raising a paw-hand and counting off his points. “A, I’m fucking exhausted from work, I’ve got no energy to fuck. B, we live here, we’ll be seeing each other every day after that, it’ll be hella awkward if we just come back here and sit on the couch again after a session. And C, don’t tell me you have the energy to fuck.”

“Oh, I don’t. Well, nothing crazy.” She shrugged. “And it’d only be awkward if we make it awkward.”

“How can it not be awkward after we see each other naked?” Rex raised a brow.

“Can’t be embarrassed if you’ve seen everything.” She raised a brow with a small chuckle.

“Clearly you’ve never fucked before,” Rex sighed, rolling his eyes again.

“A, how dare you say something so hurtful and absolutely true.” She started, sitting up to point at him. “B, hentai has ruined my perception of anything sexual. C, do you wanna just drop this whole thing, because the embarrassment is starting to finally kick in.”

“I have less fucks to give than you at the moment,” Rex countered, laying back on the couch and splaying out. “If you wanna go for it, just remember that I warned you.”

“Thanks for the warning.” She rolled her eyes. “You wanna see my tits?” She snickered, playing with the hem of her shirt.

“If you wanna show ‘em off and make me not the only topless one,” Rex said with a drawl.

Jam shrugged and tugged her shirt up and off. Her tits bounced once as they were freed from the shirt’s confines. She dropped the shirt to the floor as she stretched languidly. “Little better.”

“Gotta admit, they look better in the open air,” Rex admitted, one leg of his pants starting to bulge as she started seeing dividends from stripping like that.

“Of course they do.” She nodded. “And looks like you’re not as tired as you think you are.” She gestured at his pants.

“Guys are always ready to be horny,” Rex snorted. “It’s a biological instinct.”

“And it normally takes a bit for the ladies, though it can stay awhile.” Jam commented with another nod. “We’re still all animals, despite what we like telling ourselves.”

“Yeah, fair enough,” Rex said with a sigh, before moving one of his arms to draw Jam closer. “So. What’s the next move?”

She scooted across the couch and sidled up next to him. “Well, a girl’s got her tits out. What do you wanna do with ‘em?”

Lazily, one of Rex’s hands came up to grope one of Jam’s incredible tits. While her breasts were sizeable, his hands were able to cup one of them easily and gave it a squeeze.

“Oooo!” She jumped, before leaning against him. “They’re like massive marshmallows.”

“Nice and squishy,” Rex agreed, still squeezing the initial breast for a few more times. Eventually he switched to the other one and started squishing it in his sizeable paw-hand. Every time he squished her tits, his pant leg plumped up a little more.

“You’re like a teen feeling your first tit.” She snorted, still unable to contain the soft pleasure sigh.

“Sue me, I don’t have the mental energy to do more than feel you up,” Rex snorted. His other hand pulled her a little closer before he kissed the top of her head, then resting his own on top of hers.

“Awww, you’re sweet when you’re tired.” She said as a hand rested on his thigh, only to slide up and rub the mass in his pants.

“Mmm.” Rex hummed. “You gonna do anything with that or just tease me?” he questioned.

She chuckled and responded by unbuttoning and unzipping his pants. She ran her hand over his underwear, before reaching in and taking hold of the shaft and pulling it out.

The length jutted straight up from his crotch, a spire of dogflesh. It was pointed, red, and seemed to twitch every now and then, with a small swelling at the base that would only grow larger the longer he remained hard. The whole thing was easily as long as her hand and just thick enough to where she didn’t think she’d be able to fit the whole thing in her hand.

“Well shit.” She commented, her hands now gripping the base right above the knot. “Yeah, that’d take some lube.”

“Do we have any?” Rex questioned, his ears twitching as he thought. “I don’t recall picking up any…”

“I don’t think so, but I don’t hear you turning down a handjob.” She commented, starting to stroke the shaft.

“True, but I also kinda wanna see you sitting on it too,” Rex admitted, his cock twitching with her
movements. “If you can.”

She sighed and stood up, unfortunately forcing him to let go of her breasts. She paused a moment before putting her thumbs into the waistband of her sweats, and pushed them down. She was thicc, though a hint of pink could faintly be seen.

“Damn,” Rex let out an appreciative whistle, gesturing for her to come sit back down with him with his hand-paws.

She stepped out of her sweats and sat back down, spreading her legs a little. “Better?”

Rex’s hands went to work again. While one went behind Jam’s head and tried to pull her closer, the other went between her legs and started to play with and rub those kitty pussy lips.

“Eep!” She jumped a little. “Aren’t you eager?” She asked. Her hand returned to the girthy shaft, and started to stroke it with a velvety paw-hand.

“Hey, how long have we lived together?” Rex questioned her, not letting up in the rubbing for a moment.

“Mmmmph, ‘bout a year. Why? Wondering why we haven’t done this before?” She asked with a smirk as she pressed into his hands.

“More like wondering how many times you thought about sitting on my cock,” Rex countered, “And did nothing about it.”

“A few times. Only ended up with my fingers in my snatch.” She snickered to herself.

“Yeah,” Rex nodded. “I thought about wearing you around like a cock toy a few times while I was at work. Ended up just coming home dead to the world.”

“What, wanna big baby carrier so I can just be strapped to your chest?” She snorted, giving his cock a squeeze.

“Wouldn’t need one, I’d just support your ass with one of my paws,” Rex countered, rubbing a little more north and flicking a nub at the top of her lips.

She gasped. “Fuck, you’re kinky…”

“Dogs are all about the knots,” he countered with a toothy grin.

“You just wanna plug a pussy and dump your nut.” She grinned back at him.

“Hey, don’t discount the amount of nut I’ve got stored up,” he said, rubbing her clit again.

“And lemme guess, you wanna make me into a cream pie?” She raised a brow, sliding her hand down to squeeze his knot.

“Creamed kitty sounds like a fantastic way to spend an hour,” Rex admitted. “Just pumping you full.”

She slid her hand back up and started to stroke faster. “Want me to just go ass up on the couch?”

“You could just sit on it like this,” he suggested. “Let gravity do the work.” He dipped his fingers in her snatch now, the blunted claws playing amidst her folds.

“Mmmmm!” She grunted, standing, or really squatting over the couch. “Guide me in.”

Rex kept a paw on her hips while his other paw took ahold of his shaft. He gently pushed her down as he kept aiming, until the pointed tip of his cock touched her folds.

She let her weight fall slowly. She sighed as she felt herself spread around his girth. “God damn, dude.”

Meanwhile, with a face full of kitty titty, Rex did the only thing he could. Slobbered all over one, using his teeth to tease the nipple while one hand played with the other.

“Fuck! That’s it! Suck my big tits!” She gasped out, wrapping her arms around his head.

That was about when his other hand gripped her hips and started pushing down.

She groaned out a laugh. “Should have done this- Mmmph! -while back!” She said as her tunnel continued to stretch around his girth. And she hadn’t touched the knot yet.

Rex switched targets with his mouth, now teasing the other nipple, while his hands changed which was teasing a breast and which one was pushing the cat down further on his shaft. He wanted her to feel good, but like all dogs, he’d found a hole to bury his bone and was going to do his damndest to get it all in there.

A free hand roughly squeezed the now free breast as her hips bucked and rolled, trying to get him in faster.

Sooner rather than later, the two of them felt opposite ends of the same problem. A lump of flesh trying to get in a hole that was too small for it, and it was only getting bigger.

Her hot, wet lips kissed the knot as her hips ground against it. “Fuck, fuck fuck fuck, -not gonna fit.” She grunted out.

Rex removed his head from her breast and laid it between her tits, looking up at her. His hands held onto her hips and held her as far down as they’d gotten, but also held her still.

Then his hips moved, the cock thrusting up and that knot grinding against her lips on the upstroke.

“Oh Yeeeaaah…” She groaned out, bucking her hips so her pussy lips kissed his knot with every thrust. And with every humping motion he made, the knot dug in that little bit extra, sneaking a little more of its girth into her.

Her pussy juice rolled over the knot and slicked up his cock with every thrust. She was a soaked, horny mess, and she’d needed this.

“Gonna knot you,” Rex muttered, his head still between her tits. “Gonna breed you. Pump you full of puppies.”

“Oh, talk dirty to me baby!” She groaned out, squeezing and kneading at her breasts while making sure to keep his head firmly planted between them.

“Gonna wear you around like a toy,” he promised. “Gonna make your stomach swell with cum first for a month straight.”

“Then breed me!” She whined out, squeezing his waist with her thighs. “Any position you want-”

His hands found her ass and smacked it a few times. “Gonna hide all your clothes,” he promised. “Fuck you in every room of the house. On the furniture, over it, wherever I find you. My naked pussy toy.”

“Ah!” She yelped. “Harder!” She cried as she pinched her nipples. The paws smacked her again, in the same place, just with a little more force. Then he held onto her hips again and thrust up, hard.

His knot reached the halfway point and hung there, stuck in her lips. Not going any further, but not wanting to come out either.

“Come on! Come On!” She whined, shaking in her need. “Get it in!”

Rex let out a grunt and kept thrusting away, the knot barely budging. Then he gripped and gave another mighty thrust, causing it to slip a little-

Pop

And before either of them knew it, the whole thing was in her, filling her and stretching her like nothing else would.

A bulge poked out of her stomach as her pussy lips kissed his crotch. “Fuck! Fuck! Big! -nevergonnaneedanotherguy!” She babbled, humping hard against him.

Rex let out a growl as one of his paws smacked her ass again. She could feel his cock twitching around in her as he drew closer and closer-

Too late, it was here. Hot dog spunk splashed in her deepest recesses, forbidden from escaping due to the tie they shared, and therefor seeping deeper into her.

She kept humping- bucking- faster. Her stomach pooched out a bit from the seed and yet she wasn’t satisfied. Wanting her to feel good, Rex moved his head to tease at one of her nipples again, while his free paw went to where they were joined and started teasing her clit once more.

She panted. Her waist slapped against his even with the little room it could move. She had her hands on his shoulders. “Almost- Almost- Please- Pleasepleaseplease-” She grunted with every hump.

So Rex did the one thing he could think of that might stimulate her more. He lightly bit down on the nipple he was teasing, rolling it around in his teeth.

She yelped and he felt her hot tunnel clench. As her whole body shook, her thighs squeezed his waist. She held herself, shaking against him. Until the quivering stopped and she collapsed against him.

Rex, of course, was still cumming, slowly inflating her stomach, driven on by the tight grip she had on his knot. He relaxed and let his arms slump to either side of himself while he sat on the couch, his tongue giving a last lick to the kitty titty as he regarded her slowly swelling middle.

“Ughhhh….” She groaned. “Ya… Ya done?” She asked, sounding quite drained.

“I mean, technically yes and no,” Rex drawled. “We can sit here like this as long as you want. Just, as long as you keep squeezing my knot, the more you’ll bloat up with cum.”

“Mmmm… you don’t have any plans tonight, do you?” She asked, rocking a little against him.

“Not really, why?” Rex asked with a raised brow.

She started bouncing in his lap. “Cause we might be here awhile…”

“Hey, the more pups you wanna give yourself,” Rex said with a smirk, one paw smacking her ass again.

“Oh no, my ass, my one weakness!” She feigned shock then let herself drop onto his lap.

“...I could sit here like this all night,” the dog said, leaning up to kiss Jam on the lips.

“Mmmph.” She hummed into his lips, then leaned back and smiled. “Then. Sit, boy.”

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