Sunset Shimmer Gets All Seven Geodes, Then She Gets Horny

by Totally Kyle

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Sunset Shimmer, Profanity, Big Macintosh, Alternate Universe, Porn, Comedy, Equestria Girls
Length: 5490

In an alternate universe, Sunset Shimmer is a college-aged girl that can use all of her friends' magic super powers at will. But she's still a single, college-aged girl.

In an alternate universe, Sunset Shimmer has the unique ability to use all seven of her friend's magical powers at once, and with no limitations. Now a woman who just started college, Sunset suddenly starts to learn for the first time just how much fun she can have with this power...

(But honestly, most of this premise is just a bunch of story details that go completely unexplored, because the whole point of this setup was just to justify me writing a shallow story where Sunset Shimmer gets a brief superhero action scene and then primarily uses the geode of super strength to dom the absolute fuck out of the first guy she sees, who may or may not be Big Macintosh.)

Published 2021-11-06 20:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2021-11-06 20:20:01 UTC

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...

"Applejack, I really don't need this. I already got Rainbow and Twilight's geodes, I'll be fine!"

"Nothing doing, Sugarcube. Y'all are walking into a less than stellar neighborhood, and you're going at night. You're taking mine too, and that's that. You remember where to go?"

"Yeah..." Sunset Shimmer sighed as she accepted Applejack's necklace, because she knew that she'd never get AJ to budge on this in a million years. "I'm going to the junkyard downtown to get parts for your tractor. And I'll be there right before they close at ten o' clock to make it easier for your friend. I know..." Actually, he was more a friend of Applejack's brother. She was even told that he helped him out a lot during his breakup with Marble Pie a few months ago.

Sunset now had five magic rocks around her neck: Rainbow Dash's, Twilight's, and Applejack's for protection, her own geode because... well, it belonged to her, and Fluttershy's just because she really liked that one and Fluttershy was happy to lend it to her. She never really borrowed Pinkie's geode very often, and she insisted that she didn't need Rarity's, especially after all of the other powers that she already had on her. "I don't deserve all of this..." she grumbled.

"All of what?" Applejack asked with a raised eyebrow.

"All of... everything?" Sunset shrugs. "Like, the fact that you guys keep insisting on letting me borrow your powers, not to mention the fact that I'm the only one who can use more than one of them?" she trailed off. "After all that I've done when I first met you guys- mmph!"

Applejack physically stopped her from speaking by putting a finger to her lips. "I don't want to hear any of that, Sunset. That was three years ago. You're in college now. And you've more than redeemed yourself since then. You deserve this."

"I totally disagree-"

"You. Deserve this." Applejack repeated sternly. Then her expression softened into a smile. "In fact, how about you keep our magic for the whole weekend? I think I can speak for everyone when I say that you need to stop borrowing them only when you need to and just learn to treat yourself from time to time!"

"No no no," Sunset protested. "I'm happy to use your guys' magic to lend you a hand, but I can't just use it however I want!"

"Have a nice weekend, Applejack said, already walking out of the door."

"Applejack, no! Stop being so selfless! Stop it right now! Gah!!"

"Have a nice night!" the junkyard owner waved goodbye. "Say hi to Big Mac for me!"

"Thanks, will do!" Sunset replied as she closed the door behind her.

The box of parts she walked out probably weighed a hundred pounds, but she couldn't tell for sure because everything felt weightless as long as she had Applejack's geode around her neck. She couldn't help but be grateful for the fact that there was no limits on these magic rocks. She couldn't imagine how lame if would be if the necklaces went haywire if you used them too often, or something dumb like that.

"Hey, girl...!" Sunset was suddenly snapped out of her thoughts from a voice right next to her. She turned toward the sound and saw a pair of guys driving their car mere inches away from the sidewalk. It seems that they slowed down to heckle her. Nobody else is around.

"I have a boyfriend," Sunset quickly lied and then kept on walking.

"Lucky him!" the driver grinned while the passenger continued to laugh. She could smell alcohol on his breath. Clearly, they were both too drunk to be driving right now. "But I bet that one guy isn't enough for a gal like you... How about I just give you a little LOVE TAP?"

Suddenly, he swerved his car onto the sidewalk and straight into Sunset.

"AAAH!!!" Sunset yelped and jumped backwards to dodge it, but the guy slammed on the brakes and stopped the car before it would have hit her... probably.

They both immediately started howling with laughter at their ""prank"", and then the driver peeled out and raced down the road and into the night.

...At least, they would have disappeared into the night if they hadn't just really pissed off Sunset Shimmer while she had five different magical superpowers equipped at that moment.

Sunset held tightly onto her box of tractor parts and ran after them, using Rainbow's geode to overtake them in seconds. She then stood directly in front of the car, mentally daring them to run her over. She was afraid of being hit mere moments ago, but that was only because she forgot that she could stop a passenger jet with Twilight's geode and a freight train with Applejack's.

It took a moment for the two guys to even notice that she suddenly appeared in front of them. But when they did notice, they both screamed and the driver slammed on the brakes as hard as he could. Meanwhile, Sunset calmly lifted up one foot and prepared to stop the car with it.

Crunch!

The sedan slammed into Sunset's foot and stopped in its tracks. The headlights and windshield both shattered into pieces, the bumper caved in around the point of impact, and the damage even spread to the hood of the car, crumpling up parts of the metal. It was still a devastating impact. But Sunset didn't feel a single thing.

And she wasn't done with them yet, either.

She reached one hand under the front of the car and lifted, hoisting the entire vehicle off of the road and over her head. She had to admit, even as mad as she was, she also felt like a total badass right now.

Both men suddenly started screaming in fear and confusion.

"WHAAAAT'S GOING ON??"

"PUT US DOWN! PUT US DOWN!!"

"If I do, promise that you'll call a cab to drive yourselves home!" she yelled angrily at the two men.

"Alright! Alright! Just put us down!!"

They seemed sincere enough, but Sunset decided to double-check. She used Twilight's geode to hold the car and took her hand off of it completely. She then proceeded to flip the car all the way over with her practiced skill in magic, until the car was completely upside-down right above her head. Then, she tapped into the power of her own personal geode, reached her hand through the hole where the windshield used to be, and touched the driver's hand.

She mostly sensed nothing pure fear and panic. But amid that sea of emotional discord, she could faintly sense the fact that he was going to try and flee again as soon as Sunset let them go. Whether it was from stubbornness or fear, she couldn't tell. All she knew is that they were going to run for it, even though they were too drunk to be driving and even though the car was now badly damage, if it still ran at all.

"Hmph! Nice try..." Sunset let go of him and calmly stepped out from underneath the upside-down, floating car. Then, she simply dropped it.

"AAAAAHHH-" Bang!

Sunset calmly picked up her box of parts. "I guess you'll have to call a tow truck instead," she taunted them. Then, she used Twilight's levitation necklace to self-levitate and fly away like a superhero, leaving the two men there dazed and confused, but without a car to cause more trouble.

Sunset honestly wasn't even sure if she could self-levitate, but she knew that Starlight could do it, so she just decided to give it a try because it just felt right at that moment. "Thank you, magic necklaces...!" Starlight grinned as she actually flew through the night sky. She could have never done this back in Equestria!

The next evening, Sunset found herself once again flying through the skies on her way to the Apple family ranch. She was still riding on cloud nine after the events of last night. She even took a detour to fly through a forest and played around for a bit; running through the mountains at mach 3, playing with some of the lake water with levitation, and uprooting a few trees with her bare hands.

She had to stop, however, when one of the squirrels started yelling at her for uprooting his home. It took twenty minutes to put the tree back into the ground and pack all of the dirt back in firmly enough to make it good as new again.

"This is fun!" Sunset couldn't help but say to herself as she flew past a flock of birds. "I'm like a superhuman! I can do anything! Oooh, I should go to more parties like this. I won't have to worry about any guys getting too friendly with me on campus when I've got all of these bad boys around my neck!"

She started to imagine what would happen if a guy tried anything funny with her at one of the frat parties that she usually avoided. Maybe she'd read his mind and say some embarrassing secret about him. Maybe she'd use Twilight's magic to throw him into a lake.

Or maybe she'd play along, but then turn the tables on him as soon as they were alone. Maybe she'd actually have some fun with him, but not in the way he wanted. She'd bring a condom and watch him TRY to stop her from putting it on him! Then she'd ride him while using Applejack's super strength to utterly pulverize him as she did so. She can already imagine the unsuspecting hunk struggling and wheezing underneath her, but still secretly longing for more punishment, thanks to the good genes that Sunset was blessed with that seemed to make almost any man okay with letting her stomp all over him if she was in the right mindset.

Sunset suddenly stopped dead in her tracks and just hovered there in the sky for a brief moment. She noticed for the first time that she was carrying the box of parts with one hand and playing with her breast with the other. She immediately stopped as soon as she realized what she's doing.

"Oh my god, did I just get super horny all of a sudden...? Why now??"

She tried to shake the hormones out of her head and finished her flight to the ranch. "That was just a weird flash of heat," Sunset took some deep breaths. "That's all it was, and it's over now."

Suddenly, Sunset Shimmer saw Applejack's 6' 8", tan, muscular, and shirtless older brother working the fields, his chiseled back gleaming with sweat as he toils under the setting sun.

...

...

"Oh fuck me, I am horny..."

The part where she gets horny

"Well howdy, Miss Shimmer!" Big Mac greeted her in his deep baritone drawl as she descended. "I see you're borrowing the girls' powers again."

"Uh yeah..." Sunset touched down and started nervously playing with her hair. Now that she was standing right next to Mac, she could really see how much he towered over her. "Oh yeah, here." She handed him the massive box of parts, then suddenly retracted it. "Oh wait, this is really heavy so I'll just, umm... you... uh, lead the way!"

Big Mac stared at Sunset for a brief moment, before mentally shrugging. "No worries, I'll take this to the shed where the tractor is." He then took the box from Sunset anyway. And he made it look like it weighed nothing. Big Mac then gave a grateful nod and turned to walk away. Sunset quickly found herself following him even though her job was already done. Her feet just started moving without her realizing it.

"Y'all ever figure out why you're the only one who can use all seven of those?" Mac asked.

"Huh?" Sunset was suddenly snapped out of her intense studying of the beads of sweat rolling down his chiseled back. "Seven what now?"

"The seven necklaces. The magic geodes?" Mac replied with a chuckle. "What, do you still got your head in the clouds from all that flying?"

"Uh yeah... it's... yeah, that's it ha ha!" Sunset lies, grateful for the fact that Big Mac didn't seem to share his sister's knack for knowing when somebody was lying.

The two of them walked in awkward silence for a few minutes until they eventually entered the shed where the broken tractor was being kept. Although once they stepped inside, she could see that it was more of a workshop than a shed. The decommissioned tractor was laying on its side, only taking up about a quarter of the floor space. The only other things worth noting were a traditional workman's bench with tons of tools neatly laid out on it, and a few extra power tools, tire irons, and other handyman's gadgets on the walls.

"It's just laying there on the floor?" Sunset gestured over towards the upturned tractor. "Don't you have a jack you can use?"

"Nope," Big Mac answered simply. "Applejack says that jacks can fail, and well... you know how stubborn she can be. So I'm just waiting on her to swing by so she can hold it up while I work on it. Of course, I reckon she'll need her magic rock back, first."

"Wait, I can lift it for you!" Sunset practically jumped at the opportunity to stay a little longer. She turned towards the tractor and stuck her hand underneath it. It was a surprisingly big piece of farm equipment. In fact if it was standing upright, Sunset would be barely taller than one of its wheels! Still, she gave it an experimental push upwards with her hand and was pleased to see the tractor move. Pleased, but not surprised. She kept going and lifted the whole thing up off of the floor and over her head.

"See? Easy," Sunset grinned. Then, just to show off, she took her hand off of the tractor entirely and kept it suspended in the air with Twilight's magic instead. "You can fix this thing up and I can watch you- I mean hold it for you!!"

"Eeyup," Big Mac nodded. "Thanks for volunteering to do this. It won't take long." He then turned away for a moment to dig through the bench for the right tool to get started.

"Oh no..." Sunset waved her hand, taking the opportunity to shamelessly stare at Mac's back again... that farmer's tan, those broad shoulders, those sexy biceps... "Take as looooong as you need..." Sunset insisted.

The next ten minutes were incredible, yet they were also the longest ten minutes of her life. One one hand, she got to sit there and watch a tall, buff, shirtless man do garage work for ten minutes and build up a thin sheet of sweat on his skin in the process. But on the other hand, she still had to be somewhat subtle of her shameless ogling. Not to mention that she found it increasingly hard to resist the temptation to simply toss the tractor aside and ask if he just wanted to bang.

After being stuck in the hot shed with him for ten minutes, it was getting increasingly tempting.

"Alright, that'll do 'er." Mac finally announced after what felt like two and half years of sitting there and trying to stay cool. "You can put her down, now."

"Alright," Sunset nods and levitates the tractor over towards the shed's entrance, setting it down gently on the ground.

"Man, what I'd give to have magic like that. I reckon it'd cut my workload in half..." Big Mac shook his head. "Thank ya kindly for the help, Sunset," he nodded gratefully. "Couldn't have done it without ya."

"Oh no..." Sunset reaches out and puts a hand on his bare shoulder. His skin is tougher than leather and his muscles are as hard as rocks. "The pleasure was all mine."

Just then, she noticed something. It was faint, but her geode of mind-reading picked up a faint hint of... what almost felt like butterflies in Mac's stomach...?

"You reckon you can just take over AJ's chores all week?" Big Mac asked jokingly, although Sunset wasn't sure if he was joking or inviting her to come over more often.

She responded with a similarly flirting/joking answer. "Ha! No thank you," she barked out a laugh and then playfully pushed Big Mac, who promptly fell onto his ass, not expecting that level of strength from her. But in the brief moment where Sunset touched his chest, she felt it again; that feeling of excitement and nervousness coming from Big Mac.

The opportunity was too much to pass up. Instead of helping the man back up again, Sunset crouched down and sat on top of him, straddling her legs around his waist playfully. Mac immediately started turning red. "W-wha... Miss Shimmer, I-"

"I heard about your breakup with Marble," Sunset either apologized or tempted him with those words. She wasn't sure which. "It must have been hard."

Now that she was sitting on top of Big Mac in a position like this, she couldn't help but put a hand on his chest and feel up his pecs a little bit. Her fingertips idly ran along the hairy skin of his chest, much to the increasing panic of the red-faced Mac. She just started feeling the sexy, sexy muscles that he built up from a lifetime of back-breaking labor. She felt a little weird doing this, considering what it might do to her once normal relationship with her friends (especially Applejack). But those feelings of hesitancy were quickly being drowned out by her rapidly rising sea of hormones.

"Don't..." Mac closed his eyes for a moment and took a deep breath. "Don't worry about it," he replied, seemingly having forced himself back into being calm again, if not for the fact that Sunset could sense the fact that he was very much not calm. "Thank you, though," he nodded gratefully and pushed Sunset's hand away.

...or rather... he tried to.

Her hand didn't move a single millimeter. In mild surprise, he looked up at Sunset's face and saw a complete lack of effort on her part. In fact, she just smiled back at him. It was a... peculiar feeling for him to suddenly realize that a girl who's a head shorter than him (so... most girls, really) was hundreds if not thousands of times stronger than him. Now that he was actually able to feel her strength, it was really starting to sink in that Sunset really did have his sister's super strength necklace, and that he was completely at her mercy.

His heart started to beat harder and harder, and he didn't know why. His meaty hand was able to completely wrap itself around Sunset's slender wrist with room to spare, and he found himself experimentally putting more and more effort into moving her hand. "It was a clean breakup, and we're both doing fine." Mac calmly answered her, showing no signs of his confused emotions on his face. "Thank ya kindly for your concern."

Sunset's coy smile only grew wider and wider on her face. "You know I can read your thoughts, right?" She continued to run her fingertips along his bare chest. "I can literally feel how flustered you are right now."

"Dang it," Mac winced. He had completely forgotten that she could do that. "Sunset..." Mac tried to defuse this crazy situation that he got himself in, adding his second hand to the task of removing her one hand. "I reckon y'all are going a little too fast. I hardly know ya, really. We're practically strangers, y'know?"

Sunset was almost panting as she watched the sight of Applejack's tall, buff, and gorgeous older brother struggling with all of his worth to move her hand. It took absolutely no effort on her part to overpower him and keep her hand right there where it was. Big Mac was completely, 100% at her mercy, and she could feel his emotions. His emotions felt like a man who was watching a horror movie for fun; terrified of what came next, but also anxious to find out. It was the most primal and visceral mix of emotions she had ever felt before.

This whole situation was awakening something fierce inside of her.

"You want me to completely and utterly destroy you." Sunset bluntly explained Mac's confusing feelings to him while pressing her hand down a little harder onto his chest. "You want to know how it feels for a girl with magical super powers to violently fuck your brains out until your body goes into shock and you black out."

Mac was starting to get light headed, and he suddenly found himself breathing heavily as if he had just done all of his chores and all of Applejack's chores, all at the same time. The pressure of her soft and slender little hand on his chest suddenly started to feel a bit uncomfortable. But still he couldn't move it. And still he saw a complete lack of effort on Sunset's beautiful face. He was starting to sweat, and not because of the physical effort that it was taking to resist her.

"Sunset, no... grr...! That's crazy talk!"

"Harder," was the clear mental signal that Sunset's telepathy was getting from the red, flustered cowboy beneath her.

"Oh Mac, you're a freak!" Her toothy smile grew even wider. "I would have never guessed that you were a power bottom, cursed with so much strength that no girl could satisfy your desire to be dominated..."

Sunset pressed her hand down just a tiny bit harder. But for somebody with super strength, that tiny extra push was enough to produce visible discomfort from the ginger beefcake that she was so easily subduing. Not to mention the sudden tidal wave of confused emotions from him that was almost starting to overwhelm her own mind.

"Well... I guess this is the day that I finally treat myself..." Sunset mumbled under her breath. Unable to hold herself back any longer, she leaned over his prone form and kissed him.

Big Mac started struggling and squirming like a trapped animal, trying with all of his might to overpower her as she went down on him like a predator devouring her prey...

Sunset ignored his squirming and started to kiss him more deeply, sliding her round bottom slowly up his body as she simply continued to have her way with him, despite the completely futile struggles of a man who was twice her size and would have ordinarily been able to break her in half. Tonight, she was going to be selfish. She wasn't going to let him have a say in anything. She wasn't going to give him any control. For the next few minutes, the man underneath her wasn't a friend. He was her property, and she could do with him as she pleased. That was what she wanted. And it was what he wanted, too. Even if he couldn't admit it.

Big Mac was being overwhelmed with a deep, guttural desire to try and escape her grasp, and he didn't know why. Even though he saw her lift a huge piece of farm equipment and he knew that it was pointless, he just continued to put all of his substantial muscles and all of his substantial body weight into the fight against the magically-powered girl. She was so soft and, compared to him, so small... The fact that he could wrap his thick arms around her two times over and still be unable to move her slender body a single millimeter with all of his strength was a sensation that was strange and terrifying, and it made his pulse harder and harder by the second! The harder he tried, the harder he failed and the harder he got, and he didn't know why. He was addicted to the struggling... Or was he addicted to the futility? To the feeling of a slim little cutie rendering him completely helpless with superhuman strength that was beyond this world…?

Suddenly, Sunset grabbed Mac by the ass with both hands and stood up, lifting his entire body up into the air like a toy. She then planted one hand on his chest and pushed. Her terrifyingly powerful arm threw him across the room and all the way into the wall behind him. The impact of the back of his head hitting the rotting wood left a sizable crack in the wall and left him seeing stars for a moment. Through his blurry vision, he could see Sunset standing about 10 feet in front of him. "Did she really throw me that far?" he wondered. He tried to blink the spots out of his vision.

Between blinks, Sunset went from standing ten feet away from him to standing two inches away from him.

"Boo!" Sunset jumped at him after giving him the shock of his life with Rainbow's super speed.

Sunset grabbed him gingerly by the throat and started to self-levitate again, easily lifting the big guy off of the floor as she ascended. Big Mac felt his back being dragged further and further up the wall. Mac immediately put both hands to his throat and tried with all of his might to pull her hand away. Sunset watched as he continued his amusing, pathetic struggles to resist her power.

"Amusing? Pathetic?" Sunset paused for a moment. "Am I slipping back into my old ways again...?"

But she's quickly snapped out of her thoughts by the sounds of Big Mac audibly grunting with strain. It was a good thing that he was making noises to signal how much more effort he was putting into his struggles, because she couldn't feel any difference otherwise. Sunset responded by looking him dead in the eye and using her free hand to hook her thumb inside of the waistband of her shorts. Then, with a simple tug, she tore them straight off of her body. There was an audible RRRIIIIIIIPP as she tore her shorts and panties in half, but it felt as easy as if they were made out of wet tissue paper. Then she did the same with Mac's shorts, despite his continuous thrashing around that was actually starting to make half of the shed shake a little. Big Mac was now completely naked and Sunset was naked from the waist down.

She found herself suddenly staring down at a penis that was rock hard and no less than nine inches long. She quickly realized that she wasn't feeling patient enough for a long night of making love. This was going to be a quickie. She just needed his cock, and she needed it now.

Mac was kicking and thrashing as he dangled in the air. At that moment, a girl her size would have normally had an easier time holding on to a raging bull than holding on to him. Various tools on the walls and floor were visibly rattling as Big Mac continued his panicked resistance against the girl. It was the first indication he got so far tonight that he wasn't just a pathetic weakling that was being overpowered by a slim little cutie with zero effort.

...Well, a slim little cutie who could fly and read minds.

He was still the strongest man in his entire extended family, able to easily do the work of three or even four of some of his cousins. Yep, he was strong as an ox. She was just infinitely stronger. He started to wonder more and more if he would even survive this night. But as his feet continued to dangle helplessly a few inches off of the floor from Sunset's iron grip keeping him pinned up in the air like this, he somehow he couldn't bring himself to really care.

He was snapped out of his thoughts when Sunset suddenly leaned so far back that her back was parallel to the floor. And then, with the combined power of Twilight's levitation magic and Applejack's super strength, she started to ride him against the wall. Instead of being pounded against the floor, he was being pounded against the wall, half a foot off the ground. At first she was gentle, but still forceful. His dick fit snugly inside of her pussy and each pump her gorgeous round hips were pressing his back against the wall with a shocking level of strength that he still wasn't used to.

But then she started to go harder... and faster. Before long, Mac's pelvis felt like it was being repeatedly hit by a train. He could hardly breath from the sheer abuse of Sunset's ass pounding the air out of his lungs and slamming his rear into the wall, over and over and over again. The shed was starting to shake twice as hard as it was before.

"Sun..." he groaned, unable to even get two syllables out of his mouth. His vision was starting to go dark...

Sunset gorged herself with his thick cock and loved every single moment of it. She looked down at the white knuckles and then up at the bug-eyed, drooling face on the absolute mountain of a man who was now doing nothing but moaning, gasping, and wheezing; the spitting image of the tiny little girl that you'd see in a porno while she was getting positively railed by somebody three times her size. The massive man looked like a pathetic little bitch. Big Mac's entire body was coated with twice the amount of sweat that it was before she had started with him. The shed was shaking like it was being hit by a supermassive, continuous earthquake. A few shingles started to fall from the ceiling above them.

Sunset closed her eyes. She felt like an absolute God as she rapidly approached the biggest climax of her life. She was starting to wonder what would break first: Big Mac's spine or the entire freaking shed! But she continued to greedily pound the gorgeous, powerless man's dick into oblivion with wild abandon. She opened her eyes again and realized for the first time that she was taking his dick at a rate of about ten times per second, courtesy of Rainbow's super speed geode again.

"Oh...!" Sunset moaned. "Come on Mac, stay strong for me... Oh!!" She took one hand off of his waist (since she only needed one to hold him there in the first place) and started massaging her breast at super speed, too. For the next few blissful seconds, she teetered on the edge of climax while the shed physically teetered back and forth on its foundation. She could feel it. She was about to fucking burst!

But then, Sunset suddenly noticed that something was off. She couldn't sense Big Mac's thoughts anymore. She started to wonder if Twilight's geode stopped working all of a sudden.

She finally stopped for a moment, giving Big Mac's poor pelvis a break and saving herself from the fate of having to explain how and why she made a building on her friend's farm collapse if she had kept going for another minute. But once the dust started to settle, she looked up at her lover and immediately noticed the problem: Big Mac was thoroughly unconscious.

"Oh crap..." Sunset gasped. "Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!"

"Niiiiice..." came the voice of a rat in the corner of the room.

"Gah!!" Sunset jumped, accidentally dropping her unconscious lover to the floor in shock. "Were you watching that entire time??"

"BIG MAC, WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON IN THERE, ARE YOU TRYING TO FIX THE TRACTOR WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER??"

"Oh shit!!" Sunset's face turned white at the sound of Applejack's voice in the distance. Without even thinking, she just bolted out of the door at nearly supersonic speeds. Beet-read and completely naked, she just ran and ran and ran and ran, until she was all the way back in her bedroom before Applejack could even make it halfway to her little ground zero. "Oh fuck..." she moaned with head in hands, wondering how poor Mac was going to explain to his sister why he was naked and unconscious next to a pile of torn-up girls' clothes in the shed...

"Ugh... I swear to god, that pervy rodent better not rat me out to Fluttershy when she gets her necklace back..."

Sunset's phone suddenly got a text. She really didn't feel like chatting with anybody right now, but she eventually decided to at least check it.

It was from Applejack.

["When I told you to treat yourself, this wasn't what I had in mind, Shimmer!!"]

...

"Kill me," Sunset said to the four walls of her room. "Somebody just kill me."