There be Bars and there be Brawls
Equestrian Bars and Brawls
“Aahhhhhh~ This is the fucking life! School is out, no more homework, no more extracurricular classes, no more afternoon practice bullshit!” Sour Sweet exclaimed, throwing her arms up as she then proceeded to drink half the contents of the can of beer in her hand. “Summer vacation, a time for dreams, pleasure, and wicked shit!”
“And the first one without you spending half your days inside ‘deadbeat’ classes, amma right?” Sugarcoat added with a cheeky grin.
“You want a fisting, Sugar~?” Sour Sweet asked in a sweet tone, but a vein popped in her forehead as she raised her free hand condensed into a hard, shaking fist.
“Nooo thank you, Sour Sweet. I got enough of a fisting thanks to Adagio and the follow-up fun we had,” sipping on her soda, Sugarcoat turned to Pinkie Pie. “Speaking of that. Pinkie, mind me asking where the heck is Sonata? I thought I said that all my friends were invited to the sleepover.”
“Yeeeeeah, about that,” Pinkie began, scratching the back of her head and glancing to the side. “Sonata is dealing with some stuff about the band separation. Taking assets, splitting stuff, yaddie yadda. And she’s also hiding, you know? Kinda striking out on her own and making sure Adagio and Aria won’t try anything against her,” then, blushing and smiling the most normal and love-stricken smile her friends had ever seen her make, she turned to Sugarcoat. “Thank you, Sugarcoat, for thinking of my Nata as your friend.”
“Our friend, Pinkie,” Sunset Shimmer said, placing a hand on her friend’s shoulder.
“Yeah! If it were not for her you would’ve played right onto the trap of those damn wenches!” Indigo Zap said while cracking her knuckles. “I swear, if I ever see any of them again I’m going to call in for some personal payback. I fucking hate sneak attacks,” huffing to herself, she grabbed a dorito and munched on it angrily.
“Hey, save some of their asses for me, Zap. They jumped us both, remember?” Rainbow Dash brought up as she reached out next to her to take away a can of beer from Fluttershy’s hands, replacing it with regular soda.
“...awww…” Fluttershy whimpered but drank her handed beverage.
“As much as I am a pacifist,” Twilight brought up. “I’d like to at least slap or kick them once or twice for good measure. What they did is unacceptable and I think Trixie was far too forgiving by giving them clothes to cover themselves.”
“Shame she couldn’t come,” Sunny Flare said, stretching her limbs. “But major props for her getting that big show, ammaright?”
Rarity, who was sitting next to Sunny Flare, leaned to kiss her girlfriend’s cheek and nuzzle lightly. “Of course, dear. She even asked me to ‘spice up’ her usual attire.”
Lemon Zest chuckled. “Funny that. I seem to recall you demanding to work on her tour costumes?” Vinyl giggled and the rest of the girls either followed suit or laughed.
“Insignificant details, darling. Now, how shall we begin our lovely night?” Rarity said before turning to Applejack. “Any suggestions, Applejack?”
“Mario Party? Spin the Bottle? Truth or Dare? Strip Poker? Watch some movies?” Applejack proposed.
“Hold on, one of those wasn’t like the others!” Spike blurted out. “If you are planning on having your usual ‘fun’, please warn a guy first? I don’t want to run off at the last second like last time,” blinking a few times, he turned to Sunset. “Hey, Sunset, are you girls okay now? You all took a pretty nasty beating after all and it’s only been two weeks…”
“Pfft, please. With Fluttershy’s help and given how awesome we are… plus the medicine and the week of downtime, we’re more than new, little guy!” Rainbow Dash said, moving quickly to pick up the little dog and give him a few belly rubs.
“If all’s the same, I vote for some wicked Mar--” Sunset’s words died in her mouth when her bag began to shine, catching everyone’s attention. “What in the world?”
“Eeehhh, I’m not an expert when it comes to magic, but is that normal?” Sugarcoat asked, slightly backing away from the glowing bag.
“It’s never done this before,” Sunset gulped.
“You should probably check it, Sunset,” Twilight encouraged. “What if Princess Twilight is in trouble and is asking you for help?”
All worry and fear in her heart were replaced by resolve and Sunset reached out to her bag without a second thought. At her side, Fluttershy and Rarity pony-up with the latter creating a series of shields, just in case something else would happen. Opening the magic journal, the source of the light, Sunset found a golden page as words were scribbled upon it.
“Huh… that’s never happened before. I wonder why’s doing that?” Sunset muttered and the journal soon began to lose its intensity. After a few more seconds it stopped glowing but the words remained shining with a light, almost golden hue.
Dropping her shields and returning to normal, Rarity was the first to approach and sneak behind Sunset. “What is it, dear?”
“I don’t know…” Sunset replied, blinking. “It’s only some sort of message.”
“Well, don’t just sit there, bacon tits, tell us what the fuzz is about!” Sour Sweet protested.
“Sour Sweet is right, Sunset. Come on, tell us!” Pinkie said, appearing behind Sunset in an instant.
“Alright,” Sunset gave in and cleared her throat.
‘Dear Sunset Shimmer.
Hello and good morning, afternoon, or evening. I’m still not sure how time really works between our dimensions when they’re not in synchrony. This coincidentally brings up the reason why I’ve written to you, Sunset Shimmer. You see, it has come to my attention that starting tomorrow our dimensions will be in synchrony again and the mirror portal will be opened once more.
I have been experimenting and studying the effects upon both worlds and have come to the conclusion (and discovery) that after everything that has happened between our worlds the inherent dangers related to spending too much time in one dimension not your own are now almost completely neglected. My working theory is that you, somehow, managed to adapt to the human dimension thanks to your magic. And now that our human friends also gained magical powers, they can jump between dimensions without any risk.
This, interestingly enough, also extends to anyone that has dealt in magic themselves for long enough or has been in close proximity to magic. Now, as good and exciting as these news are, they are not the reason why I decided to send you this message.
My real motive is far more simple: your birthday. If you are willing to come to Equestria, we can celebrate your birthday in your homeland, since it is tomorrow and you can even spend a couple of days visiting Ponyville and Canterlot. Maybe even talk with Princess Celestia? She misses you terribly, after all, you were her favored student before I came along and you were a candidate to host the Element of Magic yourself.
Or, in a language that you may better understand if my experience in the human dimension taught me anything. Ehem.
Get your ass home and get ready to get plastered stupid!
You can bring our friends on the other side and any other friends you’ve made, too, Sunset.
Love and kisses, your friend Princess Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Magic and Friendship~
“...Tomorrow’s your birthday and you… you…” Applejack began, but then her angry tone diminished and she thought on her next words, making a few odd expressions as if she was trying to remember something but couldn’t. “Well put me on a fancy schmancy dress and call me a parade queen, ya’ll never tell us your birthday, sugarcube!”
“Oh my goooosh! Applejack’s right! Why didn’t you tell us tomorrow’s your birthday, Sunseeeeet!” Pinkie gasped, her hair deflating slightly. “Why did I never asked you when your birthday was!? I’m a terrible friiiiieeeeheheheeeend!”
Sunset flinched as all eyes were on her. Even Spike was shaking his head in a disapproving manner. “H-Hey! It’s not my fault! I even forgot about my birthday for years, and that was before I came here! Hey, but who cares about that right now? Didn’t you guys hear? We can go to Equestria if we want!”
“You know,” Lemon Zest quipped in. “She’s not wrong,” everyone looked at her, confused. “Think about it! What better way to set off our vacations than by going to a place no other human has gone before!”
“Been there.”
“Same.”
“Only for a quick trip, hehe.”
Rainbow Dash, Vinyl, and Twilight all muttered with the latter blushing slightly and she recalled her freaking out moment.
“-To a place that no other human has gone before and stayed there for an extended period of time! Think about it! Who knows what will happen or the ponies we’ll meet! Hey, Shimmer, didn’t you say there’s more than just ponies in your dimension?”
“Well, yeah. Ponies, kirins, griffons, hippogriffs, changelings, yaks, abyssinians, stormlings, dragons, diamond dogs, minotaurs, and many more,” Sunset replied, taking it as something normal, casual even. “Twilight has been busy telling me all about the crazy stuff that’s been happening on Equestria, eh he-he.”
“Then that fucking settles it!” Sour Sweet drank the last of her beer and crushed the can before tossing it into the trash bin, scoring. “If I can’t be the first human to another dimension, then I’ll for sure be the first human to get shitfaced there!”
“Are you… are you all serious right now?” Sunset asked, touched and feeling teary-eyed. “You’d go to Equestria for no ulterior motives and see my old home?”
“Yeah, yeah, let’s go with that,” Sugarcoat and Indigo Zap said at the same time, looking away.
“So… is it settled? We’ll go to Equestria tomorrow morning?” Fluttershy asked with no small amount of trepidation and eagerness mixed in her voice.
Sunset looked at each of her present friends in the eyes and smiled. “Only if you’re all willing to go.”
“Then we’re going! Anything we should bring?” Sunny Flare asked.
“Nope!” Sunset grinned. “Not even clothes! Because, guess what? Ponies don’t wear clothes.”
“...How much does it cost to live in Equestria? I want to move there! Sounds like my kind of place~,” Sour Sweet sang as she wriggled her eyebrows in what was supposed to be a seductive way.
“Aaaaaand of course,” Sunset groaned. “Well, we won’t be able to get rowdy tonight, so we’ll have to keep our fun on the lower end, got it?” Everyone nodded. “Now, who’s ready to get pissed in Mario Party? Dibs on Waluigi!”
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-Canterlot High, Monument-
“Aaahhhhh, the sweet, sweet smell of entitlement!” Sour Sweet said as she walked past Sunset Shimmer and Rainbow Dash, lightly elbowing the two.
“E-fucking-xcuse me? Which school is the private one again?” Rainbow Dash retorted.
Sour Sweet shrugged. “Eh, I wasn’t talking about money, Dashie. You know very well what kind of entitlement I’m talking about, Miss ‘I come from the greatest high school ever! How cool is it? About twenty percent cooler than all others! And we have magic, too!’”
“And don’t you forget it, Sweetcheeks,” Applejack said in passing while slapping Sour Sweet’s ass. The freckled girl from Crystal Prep flipped her off but her smile was wide, playful. “A’ight, everyone, roll check. Everyone got their stuff?”
The other twelve girls and dog raised a hand, showing they carried nothing at all except for their cellphones and wallets.
“All packed up and ready to go!” Sunny Flare cried out happily.
“Am I the only one wondering what will happen to our clothes when we get back? How does the jump between dimensions even work that way? ‘Hey, I see you’re a pony. Here, you’re going to need clothes now!’ and ‘Ah, human coming to ponyland? Clothes have to go, yoink!’” Sugarcoat said making regal, deep impersonations of some sort.
“Trust me, you’re not. Twilight here destroyed seventeen chalkboards and filled nearly a hundred notebooks with her calculations and mambo jumbo,” Spike chuckled while Twilight blushed, looking away. “Let’s just call it magic and be done with it? It’s easier that way since, you know, my girls here can transform at will.”
“Your girls, Spike?” Sunset asked with a smirk.
“Well, yeah! Call me Charlie and you’re my angels!” The little dog joked, chuckling.
“Good reference and comparison, Spike,” Indigo Zap praised as she petted his head. “We kick as much ass as they do as it is,” there was a moment of silence and palpable trepidation as all thirteen girls stared at the otherwise inconspicuous mirror-portal.
“Ready to visit my homeland?” Sunset asked after a few seconds of staring at the thing.
“Ready as we’ll ever be, I think,” Twilight replied, breathing slowly while her skin was on edge, trickled with goosebumps.
“Who’s up to be the first vict--errr, I mean, sacrifice to the Pony Gods?” Indigo Zap said, grinning evilly.
“First off, ponies stopped doing sacrifices like before Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were a thing. Second, alicorns aren’t gods. More like demi-gods and they all hate to be seen as gods. And third, I’ll be the first to go through if you’re all so scared to go through,” Sunset replied with a smug smile and a smug aura to match it.
“Let me go first,” Spike spoke up, wiggling his way out of Twilight’s arms and landing on the ground. “After all, I’m the only guy in our little group, right?”
“That makes a good point,” Rainbow Dash smirked. “Go, Spike, sacrifice yourself for us!”
“Only if you go right after me, Dashie!” Spike retorted, returning her smirk.
“What happened to the knight in shining armor act?” Rainbow asked, crossing her arms.
“I only see three damsels here, and you sure ain’t one of them, Dashie~,” he sang, sticking his tongue out and giving her an odd but clearly lifted puppy middle-finger.
“When the hell did he grow a pair?” Sugarcoat murmured as Spike jumped through the portal, passing through what looked to be solid, sparkling liquid.
“He’s around us all the time. It was bound to happen at some point. Money is on the barn fight!” Sour Sweet replied while staring at a grinning Rainbow Dash. “You’re not mad, Dash?”
“I’m so proud of that little guy,” she wiped away a tear. “....He said three damsels, right? I wonder who he’s talking about.”
“Fluttershy, Rarity, and Twilight, obviously,” Pinkie replied, somehow having moved next to the mirror without anyone noticing. “See you girls on the other side, weeeeeeeee-!”
“We all knew she was going to be the first one to jump right in, right?” Rarity sighed. “Well, either she or someone from our lovely quartet of daredevil enthusiasts,” she said as she gave a quick glance to Rainbow Dash, Indigo Zap, Applejack, and Sour Sweet. “No time to lose, I suppose. See you all on the other side!” She declared before walking through the mirror.
“Just remember, don’t panic just because your human bits are suddenly replaced with pony things,” Twilight muttered to herself before following Rarity. After she crossed, Spike and Sunny Flare followed silently.
As girl after girl walked past the mirror, transported through a superluminal tunnel of colors and twisting lights. On the other end of the mirror, things were transcurring normally.
“-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh!” Pinkie was spat out of the mirror portal, landing on all fours. “Yuuuup! Still haven’t forgotten how to balance myself on four legs!”
“The frightening part is that she looks just like Pinkie,” Rainbow Dash muttered as she hovered in the air, hooves crossed.
“Sugarcube, all of our human counterparts look the same as us here. That’s kinda what makes them us them and them us, right?” Applejack asked, unsure, at Twilight.
“It’s not as if they are us in every sense of the word, but something close to it, yes,” Twilight replied with a smile as she walked to Pie. “Welcome, Pinkie Pie, to Equestria.”
“Princess Twilight! I haven’t seen you since forever!” Pie rushed to hug her friend, squeeing as she wrapped her hooves around the alicorn.
The rest of the ponies in the room chuckled, including the other Princesses of Equestria, a very bored-looking Discord, and Shining Armor.
Belle walked out next showing whatever grace she could without tripping over. “Y-You’d think walking on four legs would be easier than walking on two!”
“Allow me to aid you with that, darling,” Rarity offered, closing in with her human counterpart and helping her keep her balance. “Now, hoof out, hoof in, chin high, back straight, and walk. One, two. One, two.”
“It’s so strange yet exciting, isn’t it, Twilight?” Fluttershy asked next to her friend. “They look just like us but they’re not us! They have lived through entirely different experiences, they’re not even of our same species, but we get to know them now. Uhhhhhh! I can’t wait to meet human Fluttershy!”
Twilight blinked, surprised but pleased. “You’re a lot more excited than I thought you’d be, Fluttershy. Any reason in particular?”
“I may be at fault here,” Discord yawned. “My dear and unique bestest friend Fluttershy™ wanted to know more about alternate dimensions and universes and all that boring stuff,” he sighed, snuggling against his blushing friend. “But how can I say no to that cute face?”
Twilight giggled as a wingless Spike walking on all fours and panting as a dog came through alongside an unknown unicorn. “You must be Sunny Flare! Pleased to meet you!”
Sunny Flare turned to Twilight only to fall to the ground. “Owwww…,” opening her eyes, she tried to rub her ass but found she was naked and her hand was now a hoof. “Okay, so the girls weren’t kidding when they said the shift was jarring! Holy fuck, how the hell do I keep my balance now!?”
Belle used her magic to bring her girlfriend close to her. “Easy there, darling. I’ll teach you everything you need to know, okay?” She said before kissing her cheek softly, causing Sunny Flare to blush but also calm her down.
“Such colorful language. Sister, do you know what ‘fuck’ and ‘hell’ are?” Luna asked, slightly confused but amused all the same.
Celestia giggled. “I’m not entirely sure, Luna. But I think ‘hell’ is the human version of Tartarus. As for fuck, I believe Twilight once told me it is a swear word similar to buck.”
“Such language, sister!” Luna laughed. “I didn’t know you had such vocabulary. But I must admit that the human words are rather interesting. Perhaps We shall ask them to teach us?”
During the next minute, a parade of barely walking mares crossed the mirror. Sugarcoat was the next to cross, a unicorn, and handling herself quite well. “Huh… the portal-jump process does preserve glasses? Interesting, most interesting.”
Next came Shy, a near-identical copy of Fluttershy except her mane and tail were shorter and, oddly enough, more luscious. “Oh my! I’ve forgotten how cozy it feels to be a pony!” She said before her counterpart hugged her close and dragged her to meet Discord.
Vinny was next to cross followed shortly by Lemon Zest. To no one’s surprise, Vinny was a unicorn, just like her pony counterpart, while Lemon Zest was a staunch earth pony. The two supported each other before the two Pinkies and Starlight moved in to aid them.
Next came Dash, Jackie, and Indigo Zap, the latter turned into a pegasus. Cursing vehemently and stating how awesome it was to have wings. After them came Sour Sweet, turned into an earth pony, tripping herself over and over again. “Fucking dammit! Why do you make it look so damn easy!?”
“Easy there, pardner. Let me help yah,” Applejack said with a giggle. “Ah can’t say I know what you’re going through, but just lean on me and follow my lead, okay?”
Sour Sweet smirked. “Well, well, well~! An Applejack I might actually like!”
“And what is that supposed to mean? How in tarnation did you know I wasn’t her?” Jackie protested, unamused at her friend’s taunt.
“Because she sounds tough as nails and reliable!” Sour Sweet chuckled, Jackie scoffed, smirking, and both Rainbows sighed, shaking their heads while Applejack blushed a little.
Jackie merely groaned. “Ya’ll remember I can kick your ass with an arm tied behind my back, right?”
“Baba, ass?” Flurry Heart babbled, spurting and badly imitating the words.
“Ooookay, little missy, no repeating bad words!” Shining Armor cried out, blushing slightly.
“Probably should cut out the cursing,” Sour Sweet said, also blushing and nodding her head towards the stallion. “Hey… wait a minute… y-you’re this world’s Shining Armor, aren’t you?” As those words left her mouth, her fellow Shadowbolts turned their attention to the stallion holding the baby alicorn.
It was Lemon Zest who broke the short silence with a high-pitched squeal. Forgetting that she was now in a pony body, she somehow managed to run to the stallion and land on her face a meter in front of him. It didn’t matter as she rose to her hooves and sat, practically snatching the baby alicorn from Shining’s hooves. “Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! Vinyl! VINYL! Look! She’s a baby pony! Pony babies are sooooo cute! Let’s have one! No, ten, a million! Who’s a beautiful baby? Whoosshhh a viuthefhuuuul baaabeeehhhh?”
Flurry Heart babbled and cooed at the attention the new strange mare was giving her. Cadance giggled and approached her. “You must be one of Twilight’s friends.”
“Kind of?” Twilight replied while Sparkle stood next to her, the difference in size between the two more than notorious as the alicorn was somewhat larger, broader, taller, and slightly more elegant than her unicorn counterpart. Plus, Sparkle wore glasses. “I only ever went to the human world once and made a few short trips here and there, but I never met the ‘Shadowbolts’ from Crystal Prep in person.”
“Nevertheless, this is a grand occasion. To meet beings from a dimension so different from our own but at the same time so similar? A world that is a warped reflection of our own? Or are we a reflection of them? Who knows. What is important is that we know each other and that now, more than ever, are certain that we aren’t alone,” Celestia said, stepping forth with Luna at her side.
“...Wow… They are totally like Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna, but holy ffffudge, there no comparing them!” Dash exclaimed.
“Yeah, I get the same feeling looking at pony Dean Cadance. Princess Cadance, was it?” Indigo Zap chuckled. “Well, that’s one difference. Dean Cadance and Shining Armor aren’t married yet, but they are dating.”
“It seems that even in another dimension that other me falls for you completely,” Shining said, nuzzling his wife. “Hey, mind telling me what I do on the other side?”
“You were an honor student and I think you entered the Special Forces last time I heard,” Sugarcoat replied. “Twilight would know more. She’s his sister, after all.”
As the two groups began to chatter and talk, they were suddenly partially blinded as a golden light emitted from the mirror. All voices died when Sunset Shimmer stepped out of the mirror’s edge. “Sorry, sorry! I was making sure no one would come around the mirror while we’re gone!”
Smiling and facing her friends, the first thing that Sunset Shimmer saw was the shocked and awestruck expressions they all shared. Both her friends from her the human world and their counterparts in Equestria alongside the Princesses. Her smile faded slightly, her happiness replaced with increasing nervousness and a strange sense of foreboding.
“W-What’s wrong, guys? Do I have something on my face or are you that shocked to be ponies now?” Sunset asked, stepping forward.
“...Your face? Nah…,” Indigo Zap blurted out, chuckling nervously. “Hey… if I remember correctly, you said there were three types of ponies, right?”
“Five, actually,” Sparkle butted in, swallowing. “Earth Ponies, which possess incredible strength, endurance, stamina, and have plant and earth-related abilities. Pegasi, who can fly with the use of wings and have weather control and speed-related abilities. Unicorns, who are gifted with magic and all things arcane. Thestrals, the ponies of the night, also known as bat ponies. And the… the Alicorns, which encompass the traits of all and turns them up to eleven…”
“Virtual demi-gods…,” Lemon Zest added.
“Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh?” Sunset Shimmer slurred slowly, utterly confused by what her friends were saying or trying to say. Using her right wing, she scratched the back of her head. “Ohhhhhhhhh! I get it now! Yeah, getting to know the Princesses for the first time can be pretty otherworldly! I mean, their auras alone are tough as nails, am I right?”
Sunset continued to laugh for several seconds until she came to a sudden halt. H-How did I scratch my head if I didn’t move my hoof?
“Sunset,” Twilight spoke her name in amazement and reverence. “H-How did you do it? Why didn’t you tell me, US!?”
Sunset wanted to see a lot of emotions on Twilight’s face. Rage, envy, confusion, shock, fear, panic. Any of them would be better and she’d be able to comprehend it far easier than the pure joy and astonishment reflected in her wide smile and teary eyes.
Slowly… oh so slowly, so slow that she could feel her vertebrae grind against each other, she turned her head around. There, on her back, Sunset Shimmer stared at a pair of wings extended to their full span. Not believing what she was seeing, she flexed and wriggled her feathers and wings up and down, tucking them at her sides, and flapping them.
“I… I’m… an alicorn?” Sunset whispered but somehow her voice echoed throughout the entire room, so silent it was while her radiant glory, shimmering golden fiery aura flowed around her. Her head turned forward again, her eyes landing on the tall white alicorn who was crying openly and without shame; two rivers flowing freely. “I’m… a Princess?”
Before she or anyone could react, four blurs of different colors flew across the room and tackled the newly discovered alicorn. Then, everyone witnessed how a crying but glowing Celestia was hugging her dearest student close to her barrel, nuzzling her while crying her heart out. Luna was teary but smiling, giddily nuzzling Sunset’s belly. Twilight was cheering loudly, nearly hyperventilating as she worked together with Celestia sandwiching the golden alicorn between them. Finally, Cadance was overwhelmed by the intensity of emotions her aunts and sister-in-law were displaying so close to her whilst welcoming the new Princess to their fold.
“My dear, sweet Sunset Shimmer. I knew it… I always knew you had the potential to do great things, to strive for greater things,” Celestia began, her voice cracked and shaky as she spoke through her crying; each word laced with all the love and care she could muster. “But… to reach alicornhood on your own and on a dimension not your own, away from your homeland… you truly have surpassed all of my expectations and fantasies,” kissing Sunset’s forehead, she continued. “You truly deserve your ascension, my sweet Sunset Shimmer. Princess of Redemption.”
Sunset let out a hoarse choke. “P-Princess of Redemption? Me… a Princess?” Crying and nuzzling against her teacher’s and second mother’s chest, she smiled widely. “I… I never strived to be a Princess. Not after every fucked up thing I’ve done! After all the harm and the suffering and the pain I’ve caused! I… I don’t deserve these wings, Princess Celestia,” she cried out, hugging the white alicorn closer while Twilight nuzzled her back. “I’m not perfect like all of you are… I don’t deserve to be a Princess.”
“Sunset Shimmer,” it was Cadance who spoke up now. “Nopony, no creature is perfect. All of us have defects. But you have accepted your wrongs. You have done so much more than the evils and wrongs you see before you. You have truly redeemed yourself and shown what being a Princess truly is. To be an alicorn is no mere luck. You are worthy, my dear. Now,” staring into the aquamarine eyes of the newest alicorn. “Forgive yourself at last, for there is nothing more for anyone else to forgive.”
Sunset smiled, her golden aura flowing and dancing around the five alicorn mares for an untold amount of time. Seconds or hours? It didn’t matter to them. They stopped only after they all had their fill as one by one ended the embrace, leaving Celestia and Sunset hugging for last. Wiping away their tears, the former teacher and student let go and stood tall and proud, now as equals. Bowing to each other respectfully, Celestia turned to the rest of the room.
“I am very sorry, my dear friends and visitors, Sunset Shimmer’s ascension was something nopony was expecting to see. My apologies, but it seems what was meant to be a happy reunion and a reason to celebrate a birthday party has instead turned into a most momentous occasion!” Celestia said, unable to contain her happiness.
“You don’t say, Principal… I mean, Princess Celestia… I don’t know why, but when I compare you with our Principal… there simply is no way to describe how much awesomer you are! And you’re like, a thousand years old? Principal Celestia doesn’t want anyone to know she’s reaching her forties!” Dash exclaimed.
“What I think Rainbow Dash is trying to say is that while we may not be from your world, we can feel some fairly obvious changes beyond the physical,” Sparkle started, fixing her glasses. “I don’t know much about divinity and gods or anything like that, but since magic is real and dimensions, plus everythiiiiiing we’ve dealt with so far, I believe things like Gods and demi-gods must be real. And to be honest? The more I look at all of you,” using a hoof, she pointed at the now five mature alicorns. “The more I want to start idolizing you. Is that normal?”
Twilight gasped loudly. “That is sooooo fascinating! I have to know the effect alicorn auras have upon non-ponies! Spike!”
“Yes?” Both Spikes replied.
“Dog Spike!” Twilight clarified. “How do you feel!?”
“Pretty normal, I guess? Although I feel so… strong? I don’t know how to describe it, but I like being a dragon!”
“Hey, party pooper here,” Sour Sweet raised a hoof. “Not to be rude or anything, but does that mean the party is canceled?”
Everyone looked at Sunset Shimmer and she nodded. “I’m afraid so,” but before anyone could lose their spirits, she smirked and continued. “Buuuuut since we’re already here, I think we can have a short vacation through Ponyville. Get my friends to see my homeland and all that good stuff, you know?”
“Ha!” Sour Sweet replied, smiling widely. “I like how that sounds! Just don’t expect me to start calling you Princess, princess,” at that, most of her human friends nodded or giggled, thinking the same as her.
“And I don’t expect you to! I have SO many questions. First of all, how and when I ascended and why!? Last time I came here I was still a unicorn, so what changed?”
“An excellent question, Sunset Shimmer,” Luna said. “Perhaps it would be best to move to a more private location?”
“I believe it’d be for the best,” Cadance turned to her husband and daughter. “Honey, can you take Flurry to see her friends, the Cake twins, please?”
Shining Armor nodded. “Of course, dear. Come along, Flurry. Time to see Pumpkin and Pound!”
“Yeeehheee pffffttt!”
“She’s so adorable I think I’m going to get a new type of diabetes just from watching her,” Lemon Zest muttered before Flurry began preening one of her wings. “So precious~”
“Then… what do we do?” Sugarcoat asked, curiously.
“Oh, I don’t know. Walk around Ponyville, get to know the locals, enjoy your time here! It’s an alien world in another dimension for Discord’s beard!”
“That’s a saying these days?”
Everyone turned to the Lord of Chaos, so casually floating in clear defiance of gravity. “Well, since there won’t be a party, Spikes, why don’t we get Big Mac and venture into a campaign of totally not a Dungeons and Dragons ripoff?”
“Wha--” Both Spikes muttered, but before they could say anything more, both of them and Discord were gone in a flash of light.
“Then I guess we must be going, too!” Twilight exclaimed. Then, she rushed to hug each and every one of the human counterparts of her friends. “I’m so happy to see you all again. I know it’s not the same thing and I’m not the Twilight of your world, but you were truly my first friends in a world unknown to me. Thank you.”
“Aaaawwww, shucks!” Jackie replied, tilting her hat. “Think nothing of it, pardner. Without your help, we never would’ve found out how nice Sunset Shimmer really is!”
“Or have these cool magic power or be able to visit other dimensions! Hey, do you think there’s a pokemon dimension somewhere!?” Pie added, jumping excitedly.
“Gotta catch ‘em all!” Pinkie exclaimed, wearing a cap that she got from… somewhere.
Everyone but Sour Sweet giggled. “Oh sweet Lord, now there’s two of them!” She groaned.
“Just be glad you weren’t here when we had to deal with several dozens of magical Pinkie Pie clones,” Rarity replied, her expression vacant and staring into the void that only she could see.
“...I have… like, sooooo many questions?” Sugarcoat asked, confused.
“Aaaaanyways,” Sunset Shimmer called, gaining everyone’s attention as Twilight returned at her side. “Since the party is pretty much a bust now, let’s rendezvous here at the castle once you tire yourselvesout?” Seeing most of her human friends eyes lit up, she added in a stern voice, subconsciously adding her alicorn might behind it. “And no funny business! I expect your first visit to be nothing short of impeccable. No fighting, no property damage, no fires, and certainly no explosions!”
Cadance blinked. “Wait, what were those last tw--”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, mom,” Sour Sweet said with some difficulty, barely able to withstand Sunset’s powerful aura. “Now, why don’t you go and figure out what the heck happened to you?”
Sunset never stopped looking directly at her, glancing occasionally at Indigo Zap, Sugarcoat, Lemon Zest, and Dash. Then, in a flash of magic, Sunset, Luna, Cadance, Celestia, Twilight, and Sparkle were gone.
“Finally!” Indigo Zap breathed out. “I thought I was going to pass out! Do you ponies have to deal with that aura or whatever it was?” She asked, looking at Rarity.
The alabaster mare shrugged. “You get used to magic pressure, darling. Noooooow, I’m more interested in how this happened~!” She wriggled her eyebrows while at the same time nudging Belle with her rump, all while sending shifting gazes between her counterpart and Sunny Flare.
The two girls blushed but kept on smiling nervously. “W-Wow, is it that obvious? We’re not even official yet,” Sunny Flare said.
“You two have fuuuull-time searched for new furniture, shared a bed, and pretty much have googly eyes. I think that counts as being official as official can be,” Sugarcoat numbered raising her hoof, forgetting he didn’t have any fingers, eyeing Shining Armor at the last moment, seeing him nod while Flurry Heart cooed.
“Then I won’t take a no for an answer. Dears, you simply must come with me and join me for a Spa Day, there you can tell me everything about how you got together!” With that said, Rarity, Belle, and Sunny Flare made their way out of the chamber guided by the resident unicorn.
“Then that means I gotta teach you how to use these babies properly here! I don’t know much about humans but I do know that flying must be different, right?” Rainbow said, winking and grinning.
“Hell yeah, let’s go!” Dash replied. “Come on, Zap, you don’t know what you’re missing!” Spreading her wings and flapping lightly, she barely managed to maintain herself afloat.
“I’m coming, I’m coming!” Spreading her brand new appendages, Indigo Zap awkwardly flapped with uncoordinated movements that achieved very little until she managed to get a few centimeters off the ground only to fall face first. “Yhu knoo whaff?” Getting back to her hooves, she continued. “I think I’ll just wait for now until we get out. The floor is hard,” she said, unamused, while rubbing her snout.
Fluttershy and Shy giggled lightly, having spent their time chatting in hushed whispers between them. Without saying anything, the two began to walk out with the resident Fluttershy leading the way.
“Well they look lively,” Sugarcoat said, blinking at the display. “Plans for us?”
“Way ahead of you, pardner. We’re gonna show you around Ponyville!” Applejack replied as Pinkie passed a hoof behind her neck. “Ya’ll gonna love mah hometown, I tells yah!”
“Sounds like a plan!” Pie replied. “Let’s go go go go go!”
“Sorry, but not for us. We’ll explore and go sightseeing on our own. Since the party is pretty much cancelled, we might as well take this chance to treat it as a date,” Lemon Zest said.
“It’s good that I can talk now,” using a hoof to carefully caress her necklace, she smiled. “Sign language would be useless here,” she then kissed Lemon’s cheek. “A date sounds lovely, Lemon.”
“Then we will join you while I take Flurry to see the cake twins,” Shining voiced, nuzzling his precious foal. “Shall we go?”
Nodding and seemingly in agreement, everypony walked out of the castle and went their separate ways.
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“Everypony, here is where we depart,” Rarity announced as they walked past Ponyville’s Spa. The rest of the group looked at her while Belle and Sunny Flare remained at her side.
“Do you really have to, Rarity? We can all have fun and give everyone a tour of Ponyville! It’ll be super-super fun!” Pinkie asked, jumping up and down where she stood.
“Fluttershy and Fluttershy… yeah, it’s going to be so damn weird,” Sour Sweet sighed, tiredly. “Well, those two left on their own, so I think everyone can do the same, right?”
“Curious that you’d mention that, Sour,” Lemon Zest chuckled as she brought her girlfriend close and placed a kiss next to her horn. “Vinyl and I are going to go sightseeing! See you later, yah’ll!”
“Bye,” Vinyl added, ending with a polite nod.
“And that’s our queue to depart! Ohhhhh, I wonder if this spa is as good or better than my world’s spa? And getting massaged as a pony by another pony! How ever can a pony give reliable massages with hooves, darling? Hooves!” For extra emphasis, Belle raised one of her pristine hooves. “And how in the world do they look so clean? I muuuust know!”
“We better go before she starts dropping bodies and taking names,” Sunny Flare chuckled, passing a foreleg across her girlfriend’s neck. “Come on, hon, let’s follow your clone… or maybe you’re the clone? Dun dun dun~,” she said in an over theatrical fashion.
“You know,” Shining muttered so only those left in the larger group heard him. “I think I can see why those two ended up together if your Rarity is almost identical as our Rarity.”
“Our Rarity ain’t into other mares, so I guess that’s a difference?” Applejack replied, but then shrugged. “What the hay. Let’s go, everypony, we have a lot of things to see!”
Leaving the trio of unicorns to their business, the group moved on. Meanwhile, Rarity, Belle, and Sunny Flare advanced towards Ponyville’s spa aimlessly chatting along the way. When they arrived the normal greeting of the receptionist was absent as the sight of two Rarity’s stunned her.
“What the hay?” She muttered. “M-Miss Rarity, am I seeing double, or are there two of you standing before my eyes?” She asked, surprised.
“It is a long story,” Rarity replied as she put a hoof on the counter. “Please inform Lotus and Aloe that I’ll be taking a ‘Rarity Special’.”
“O-Of course,” the receptionist said, contacting her bosses through the speaker system while unable to look away from the second Rarity. At least until the other unknown mare (that only she had noticed) glared at her as if saying ‘What are you looking at, bitch?’. “Eeeeep!” She cowered behind the counter.
“Yes, Vera? Is something wrong?” Came the voice of Aloe through the com.
“M-Miss Rarity is here with guests, Miss Aloe… s-she desires a Rarity Special,” Vera, the receptionist, replied while at the same time did her best to avoid the gaze of the light blue unicorn.
“Vonderval!” Lotus exclaimed. “Please, send them in!”
The intercom died and Vera tried to compose herself. “P-Please, enjoy your stay.”
“Thaaaank you,” Rarity giggled, advancing through the mostly empty building with Belle and Sunny Flare behind her. “Weeeeeell? Isn’t it just marvelous? Ponyville’s Spa is hardly the most luxurious in Equestria. I should know, I’ve visited them all, but it has something that no other can match,” she sighed nostalgically. “So many good memories of decades long past.”
“Aren’t you, like, twenty or something?” Sunny Flare asked, confused.
“Shush, darling, I’m reminiscing for dramatic effect,” Rarity said a few moments before arriving at a large open room where Aloe and Lotus were already waiting for them.
Similar to Vera, the twins were shocked to find a second Rarity and another guest alongside her.
“Allow me to explain,” Rarity quipped as she noticed the confusion on her friends’ faces. After a quick explanation, she finished with. “And that’s why we are here, darlings. I hope it is not too bothersome?”
“Another dimension? Humans? The creatures that Lyra is obsessed with? Huh, imagine that!” Aloe laughed before turning to Sunny Flare. “Miss Sunny, Miss Rarity, do you happen to know our counterparts?”
“Nope,” Sunny Flare stated flatly.
“I’m afraid I do not know you either, darlings,” Belle mused for a moment. “Perhaps our dimensions are more different than what we thought? Regardless, it is a pleasure to meet you!” Sunny Flare nodded, smiling.
Lotus bowed her head respectfully. “Then, please, take your seats. We shall commence immediately. Oh, Miss Rarity?”
“Yes?” Rarity and Belle replied simultaneously.
“Human Miss Rarity, how may I call you? We wish to avoid confusion,” Lotus said while Aloe nodded in agreement.
“Call me Belle, my second name,” Belle replied, smiling gently at the two mares. With that set, the three unicorns relaxed on the benches, flopping on them. Belle and Sunny Flare were trying to adapt their movements and positions to their new forms, a task easier said than done, but eventually found a comfortable if compromising position.
“Hey, question here,” Sunny Flare raised her hoof, lowered it, stared at it, and then raised it again. “Man, not having fingers fucking sucks. But anyway, how do you ponies deal with, you know, this?” She asked, pointing at her exposed asshole, pussy, and visible teats. “In the last thirty minutes I’ve seen more pussies, asses, dicks, and balls than I’ve seen in my entire life back at my home. I know you have clothes, why the heck do you go all exhibitionist mode?”
“SUNNY!” Belle yelled, her face as red as a strawberry and in near panic.
“Oh, is it not the same in your dimension?” Lotus asked, confused.
“Twilight warned me about this, I believe,” Rarity began. “I think it is because humans have other standards or maybe you are shy of your bodies?” She asked her two newfound friends.
Losing her blush a little, Belle replied. “A mixture of both I suppose. Twilight, our Twilight that is, could answer that question better. But for us humans it is…socially unacceptable to be completely nude in the open.”
“That’s why we only ditch the damnable things whenever we get to party!” Sunny Flare grinned, staring at Lotus’ eyes. “Heeeeeey, maybe we should ask Sunset and Princess Twitits to open up the portal for us to use regularly. We could surely invite sexy things like you to our bikini parties and messy, hot orgies! Seriously, it gets wild~” she said, wiggling her eyebrows and licking her lips.
Rarity gasped. “Dear me, you do that, too?”
“Wait, you do that here!? How does that even work? I may have been using this body for little under an hour, but I can tell it isn’t as… flexible as a human’s. No offense, of course, dears,” Belle pointed out while at the same time using her magic to hit her girlfriend’s back of the head.
“Ohhhhohhohooohoooneeeeeeeyyyyyy,” Rarity giggled, using a hoof to playfully dismiss her. “You’d be surprised how much the body of a pony can stretch and contort~”
“I honestly cannot fathom why being naked could be considered immoral,” Aloe said while at the same time serving a tray full of oils and other equipment. “Oh, warm towels or facials, anyone?”
“I think we’ll remain au naturel for the moment, Aloe. it’ll help out guests to grow accustomed to our world,” Rarity pointed out.
“So, how do you deal with your naughty bits?” Sunny Flare pressed on, still checking Lotus up and down.
“We live with it, darling,” Rarity replied. “There’s no shame in it. I don’t entirely comprehend how clothes work in your dimension, but clothes are used a symbol of status or to indicate professions. But the most common use is to help the wearer feel confident, bold, and beautiful. Why, I am a designer and one of Equestria’s most successful fashionistas-”
“And as humble as my Raritits~,” Sunny Flare added.
“-but I do prefer to showcase my beauty and use clothing on occasion to further amplify it,” clearing her throat, she turned to Belle. “Your partner seems to be very energetic, dear. How ever in the world did you two get together?”
Belle and Sunny laughed nervously and told the tale from the start. Meanwhile, Aloe and Lotus worked on them, massaging their new, tense muscles and giving them an enjoyable service.
“And that’s how we ended up together,” Sunny Flare finished before letting out a throaty, pleased moan as Lotus massaged her back.
“I can believe it,” Rarity muttered in approval. “My Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and, surprisingly, Fluttershy get into more fights than I care to admit. And I’m not too shabby when it comes to fighting, darling. I may not look like it, but I am a third degree Karate black belt,” she giggled. “Plus, I don’t fight fair~”
“Cheeky~,” Belle replied. “I know our tale isn’t exactly romantic. I mean, from enemies, to acquaintances, to friends, and then lovers thanks to outside dreadful circumstances? It never even affected us directly.”
“Pish posh, dear. Love can bloom at any time and at any place,” Rarity encouraged.
“Speaking of that. Rarity, you said you’re straight but also admitted to have sex with your friends, right? How does that exactly work?” Sunny Flare asked.
“I am intrigued by it, too, darling,” Belle added while Aloe moved to work on her hindquarters. “Ohhhhhh yeeeesssss, that feels soooo nice. I t-take back eeeeverything I said about hooves~”
“Darling, this is Equestria! Having fun in the privacy of your bedroom doesn’t know of preferences if you’re up to it! You humans, at least as far as Twilight informed us, are monogamous, yes? Well, we ponies also practice monogamy when it comes to married couples. But forming herds is far more common and preferable. Also, almost every married couple is okay with ‘sleeping around’, if you get my meaning. Choosing a life partner is, well, a rather personal thing and not one done lightly,” Rarity explained. “Does that make sense to you?”
“Only enough to ask what are the real estate prices around here, because I know I want to move in here!” Sunny Flare laughed. “Man, I’d love to see the puritans back on my world get a load of this!”
“Rarity?” Belle questioned with a playful undertone in her voice. “If I may be so bold to ask, do you have a special someone already? Romantic interests? Something in particular, hmmmm?”
“Actually, I do,” Rarity replied without hesitation, surprising her two guests. Aloe and Lotus also slowed down their massaging in order to carefully hear what Rarity was going to say. “Before I… realized what’s in front of me I had many, many romantic fall downs, let downs, and other such circumstances. Funny enough, it was my first falling out with Prince Blueblood that made me think about trying my luck with other mares. No such luck for me, but I discovered the sex was enjoyable,” she giggled. “But I digress. The fact remains that I’ve become quite infatuated with my beloved Spikey-Wikey.”
“PPPPSSSCHHHH!” Sunny Flare nearly fell from her table as she recoiled in shock. Belle was equally shocked, though she merely stared at her counterpart with wide-open eyes. “B-B-But he’s a dog!”
“...Not this Spike!” Belle began, catching her girlfriend’s attention. “The Spike in our world is a true animal, a dog. He gained… sapience or intelligence, I guess? When he got zapped with Fluttershy’s raw magic. But the Spike from Equestria is a dragon, darling. An honest to Lord, dragon! Is that… is a relationship like that even legal or possible?”
“Strange as fuck is what it is,” Sunny Flare sighed.
“Of course it is legal. Well, he is legal now, by Equestrian law, so pursuing a relationship with him would be possible,” Rarity sighed. “But it’s… it’s complicated.”
“To say the least,” Lotus added, joining the conversation. “Miss Rarity, Spike has proclaimed his love for you ever since he came to Ponyville.”
“And all of Ponyville knew of his feelings and yours on the matter, too,” Aloe added. “And everypony that didn’t know surely did after the infamous ‘Spikezilla’ tantrum.”
“You shitting me?” Sunny Flare laughed. “Spikezilla? Oh, please, please, pleeeeeeease tell me you have giant monsters running around! Kaijus! Godzilla!”
“I don’t know what Kaijus are, though I’ve heard that ponies in Neighpan use a similar word. But Godzilla? Not that I know,” Aloe replied.
“But we have giant monsters all over the place! The eels at Ghastly Gorge, Steven Magnet, giant adult dragons, obviously, Cerberus, and the Tarrasque, but he’s such a nice puppy, calling him a monster is just mean,” Lotus added.
“Gyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!” Sunny Flare squealed, excitedly. “Rarity! We’re moving here! They have a Tarrasque! Giant monsters! YESSSSS!”
“I… didn’t know you had a thing for giant monsters, darling,” Belle commented, smiling and trying not to giggle, which her counterpart and the two masseurs were less successful at hiding.
“Oh, daaaarling, you must talk with Spike, Big Mac, and Discord after we’re done here. I’m sure they’d love to add more players to their Ogres and Oubliettes games~” Rarity teased.
The whole room erupted in laughter and their massage continued. As minutes passed, Sunny Flare couldn’t stop staring at the hindquarters of the twins, with Lotus being the one captivating her attention the most. The shaking of her hips, seeing how vulnerable and open her pussy and asshole were, and how inviding she was made her drool and gulp down hard. She could feel her pussy moistening at the thought of playing with a pony pussy.
“Miss Rarity, we’re ready to commence with the second phase of the massage treatment. Are your guests ready?” Aloe asked.
Rarity smirked. “I believe so. Be sure to go in deep and hard on their knots. I’m sure they must be aching for a good service. We must show our guests from another dimension the traditional Ponyville hospitality, now don’t we?”
“Holy shit, really?” Sunny Flare, smiling widely, looked at Rarity with bright, sparkling eyes before darting her gaze over to Lotus. “You mean it?”
Rarity blinked, surprised. “Was it that obvious?”
Belle giggled. “Sounds like you’ve been practicing it for a while, dear. But, come on, we’re stupid… and it could be argued that we are a hint perverted ourselves, so it was quite easy to pick on the obvious innuendos. It seems we share that trait, too, dear,” she ended with another giggle. “But are you sure? I thought you and your Spike were…?”
“True, but like I said before, I don't mind playing with other mares from time to time. However, this isn’t about me, darling. I’ll be happy watching from the sidelines,” licking her lips, her horn came to life for a brief moment, lasting only long enough to move Belle’s tail out of the way. “There, isn’t that much better?”
“Now that’s a sight if I ever saw one!” Sunny Flare exclaimed, nearly drooling at the clear sight of her girlfriend’s pussy, tail hole, and surprisingly large teats swaying slowly in tandem with her breathing. She was about to leap out of her bed when something strong pinned her down. “H-Hey! There’s a pussy over there that needs my attention!” She protested before looking up at her assailant. Lotus. “Well, hello there, sweet thing~”
Lotus giggled before pointing a hoof in the direction of Belle. Sunny Flare turned her head in that direction in time to find Aloe climbing on top of Belle, the unicorn smiling, blushing, and welcoming the charming pink earth pony on top of her.
Sunny Flare watched as her girlfriend shot her a quick glance, ending with a wink before kissing Aloe, dragging her down as the two began to moan into each other’s mouths. “God dammit, I love her,” she muttered under her breath, incapable of hiding her smile.
“You know, Miss Flare?” Lotus began, gaining her attention. “I noticed you staring at my ass rather constantly. Am I that attractive to you?”
Sunny Flare nodded. “It’s weird, in a sense. I’m still human, but I don’t see you any different, for some reason. And girl, you are one fine piece, let me tell you. Say, do you do this for everyone?”
“Oh, dear goodness no. We’re not a brothel, Miss Flare. That can be found next to Berry’s bar. We provide relaxation and special services. This ‘special service’ is only awarded to clients that are, shall we say, close to the heart of our Spa.”
“Ah,” Sunny Flare nodded. “So that’s how it is. Man, I love preferential treatment!” Chuckling to herself for a moment, she took the chance to admire the beauty of the mare on top of her in more detail, absorbing her figure, taking in her softness, the feeling of their bellies rubbing together and how their teats pressed against each other. “Hey, is it a pony thing that I feel so hot right now?”
“Certainly. We ponies are rather receptive of all things carnal and pleasurable, if you know my meaning, Miss Flare,” Lotus replied as she settled into a perfect position on top of her client.
“Then, what do you have in mind~?”
“A misconception~”
Sunny Flare tilted her head. “Huh?”
Narrowing her eyes, Lotus’ expression morphed from that of a gentle, hard-working girl to a predatory one. “Ponies think that my sister is the dominant one~”
“...Scoooooooooreeeeeeeeee~,” the unicorn muttered, closing her eyes and smiling open-mouthed. “So, tough girl, what are you going to do now?” Her answer came in the form of a raised eyebrow followed by the blue mare stretching her right hoof to the underside of the massage bed they were currently resting on and then retrieve a large equine cock strap-on. “Huh… I thought it would be, you know, bigger since you’re horses.”
“Ponies, darling. We may be related to horses but we’re nothing like them in many, many senses. Do take into consideration our size. Tell me, how big is a normal human stallion down there?” Rarity asked as she flopped over, summoning a few pillows to get comfortable and enjoy the show.
“Actually, about the same size. Sunset managed to use her freaky magic to make strap-ons feel like the real things, which are fucking fantastic, and they are only slightly bigger than the average human male, and this thing-” she said whilst stroking the fake pink cock Lotus had swiftly equipped. “-is maybe an inch longer. So stallions are packing what some of the biggest human males carry. Damn, penis envy~”
Belle chuckled while trading sloppy kisses with Aloe, the pink mare absentmindedly strapping her fake cock, readying herself to pound the pussy of the human counterpart of her favorite customer into a coma. Breaking the spittle exchange for just long enough to adjust their positions; Belle spreading her legs wider and Aloe lining up her fake cock with her opening, the two mares stared into each other’s eyes before the earth pony rammed her cock all the way until their hips and teats smacked together.
“SWEETFUCKINGGOD!” Belle shouted, her back arching as her eyes rolled behind her eyes. “H-How am I so sensitive!?”
“Pony thing, daaaarliiiing~,” Rarity replied.
“And now it’s time for your own education, cunt,” Lotus said, smirking. Lining up her now prepared cock against her opening, but not the same one her girlfriend was getting fucked on.
Sunny Flare opened her mouth, surprised, but then smiled. “Then fucking do it!” She cried out, half-begging and half-taunting the earth pony on top of her. She felt something pressing against her rear hole, just long enough for her surprisingly elastic asshole to part ways and welcome the intruder. Then, she felt eight inches of plastic pony cock fill her favorite hole up until Lotus slammed her groin against her asscheeks. “GAAAAAHHHH! FUUUUCK YEEESSSS!” She screamed, tears forming in her eyes as she experienced for the first time what sex felt like as another species.
“AaahhhH! Oh shit! Oh fuck! Fuck fuck fuck fuck! This is so fucking goooood!” Screamed Sunny Flare, using her forelegs to hug Lotus while the earth pony started a relentless fucking. “S-Sssssooooooo deeeeeeep!”
“Quite soooooooo!” Belle cried out, agreeing with her girlfriend whilst Aloe proceeded to wreck her pussy.
Rarity giggled, panting only slightly as she rubbed her pussy whilst watching her guests getting ravaged by the masters of the Ponyville Spa. “How do you like it, darlings? I hope my gift is more than enough to give you a warm welcome?”
“You --aaahhh!-- planned this!?” Sunny Flare asked, though her tone didn’t transmit any anger.
“Quite so indeed! You see, Twilight shares with us everything your dear friend Sunset Shimmer writes to her in that diary of theirs. So, naturally, we know the kind of ravenous sluts that you, your friends, and our human selves are!” Rarity confessed, giggling. “We had… other ideas in mind, but Sunset Shimmer appearing as another alicorn changed everything. Still, I managed to work with it, like always~,” she giggled once more before turning her attention to her counterpart. “What about you, dear? Are you enjoying your deep tissue massage, hmmmm~?”
“FUCK ME LIKE YOU MEAN IT, YOU PINK PONY WHORE!” Belle screamed, as Aloe did just that.
“Whatever the client -Grrnnn!- desires, the client gets!” Aloe replied, smiling widely while carving her name directly against Belle’s womb.
“I’ll take that as a yes~,” Rarity sang to herself, rubbing her winking clit faster and harder. As the moans, screams, and the metal-bending force the twins were using to fuck Sunny Flare and Belle into oblivion echoed all around the room, she managed to close her eyes and think about the young dragon that had captured her heart, imagining him big enough to fuck her in the same manner her guests were. “Mmmmmhh~ Yessssss, Spikey-Wikey, r-rut me harder! Pull my mane and spank me!” She cried out, lost in her fantasies.
“SWEET FUCK!” Sunny Flare screamed, panting as the unbelievable sturdy bed simply refused to even quake under the tremendous force the rough ass-fucking she was being subjected to. “R-Rarity! Y-You better -OH FUCK, I felt that hit my gut!- you better take fucking notes! I-I want you to fuck me like thiiiiiiIIIIiiiiisssssss back hoooooooooooooooommeeeee!” The unicorn squealed at the end at the same time a world-shattering anal orgasm coursed through her temporary pony body. And even though her stamina was lacking and the pleasure was intensified, everything else worked pretty much the same way she was used to.
“AAAAAAAHHHHHH!” The loud scream and following squirting sound coming from her girlfriend told the pale blue unicorn that she had also climaxed. But it was not enough. It was far, far from even coming close to it.
Before she could react, Lotus managed to flip her over easily thanks to her earth pony strength. The masseur wasted no time in biting the back of her neck, yet a new wonderful sensation now open to the kinky, submissive anal slut that she was. “Pull my hair, you blue fuck!” She demanded. “PULL IT! And pound my ass harder, faster! I don’t want to fucking walk in a week!”
“A week?” Lotus scoffed, disgusted. “Are you that much of a prude, my esteemed bitch? I’ll fucking destroy your ass and make sure you won’t be able to fucking sit for a whole month, at least~,” Lotus said next to her right ear, smiling wickedly as she did so. Then, she bit the back of Sunny Flare’s neck again and used one of her forehooves to wrap it around her short mane and then pulled.
The howl that escaped Sunny Flare’s throat could be heard all around Ponyville, but it didn’t last more than two seconds before she bit down on the bed. Right on time, too, as Lotus really let loose and began fucking her ass with bone-breaking strength… if she were a human, but ponies were, even unicorns, quite sturdier. Even so, it was more than enough to make the bolts on the floor shake; both partners putting them to their absolute limits.
“Aaaaahhhh~,” Rarity sighed, content and happy. “Isn’t it wonderful to make new friends?” Peering an eye open for just long enough to watch her two new friends thoroughly enjoying their massaging session, a query entered her mind. “Hmmm, I wonder if everypony else is having as much fun as we are~?”
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-Same Time - Fluttershy’s Cottage-
Every animal that lived in Fluttershy’s cottage had evacuated the moment Angel gave the alert that she was coming back with not one but two friends, one of which was another Fluttershy. Of course, they all loved their host and would do anything for her, so their very intentional move wasn’t out of fear, but rather respect for the privacy of the lovely pegasus. They could all feel the lingering intentions coming from the two Fluttershy’s even before they came on sight, and they, as their master’s friends, would give her privacy.
Which, as it turned out, was the appropriate move to do.
“Mmmmmmmmm~ I, like, at first thought I had eaten too many of my ‘special muffins’, but the color of your auras and the vibes of your -aaaahnnn!- e-energy doesn’t lie,” another moan followed by a deep, guttural groan followed the declaration of green earth pony. “C-Cleanse your negative vibes and harmful thoughts with my body! Breathe and exhale, find the harmony in you, my friends!”
“Y-You’re a bigger whore than the Tree Hugger from my world,” Shy said, smirking. She was resting on the couch, supporting the weight of both Tree Hugger and her counterpart, but she was used to doing things like that. Especially whilst moving her hips, fucking the earth pony’s pussy from below, smelling her natural earthy aroma, and kissing her neck.
“To deny our nature is to deny positive vibes!” Tree Hugger replied before moving to kiss Shy’s mouth, their lips smashing together while their tongues danced around the other, slurping and exchanging saliva in slow, messy kisses.
“That’s so sad,” Fluttershy said, giggling whilst pressing the back of Tree Hugger’s head, forcing the kiss to deepen. “I can’t imagine how frustrated you have to be without a proper slut like my Tree Hugger to fuck until she passes out.”
Pulling back from the kiss, Shy giggled. “I get by. I have another friend, Wallflower Blush, who is a true slut. She’s a toooootal pervert, but when she drinks, well,” another fit of giggles between the two pegasi followed, perfectly understanding such a condition.
“I wish I had a real cock,” Fluttershy admitted without hesitation. “A strap on is fine, but if I had a real one,” she hissed whilst taking hold of her friend’s bangs. “I would- FUCK. Her. HAAAARD!” She exclaimed, matching every word with a hard, couch-breaking thrust.
“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHFUUUUCK! FUCK! YES! H-Hit my core more! Make me one with natureeeeeeeeee!” Tree Hugger screamed and moaned in pleasure while Shy followed in her pony counterpart’s example, matching every bone-breaking thrust with one of her own. “IIIIEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH~~~!!!!!!”
The scream of the earth pony was heard all the way to Ponyville’s center, the product of a world-shattering orgasm. But her two abusers refused to stop their relentless pounding, fucking her hard, deep, and uncaring about her sake.
The two yellow pegasi giggled between each other, elated to find another as depraved as they were, even if that other was themselves from another dimension. The two stared at each other from over the shoulder of the green earth pony for a few seconds.
Then, leaning forward at the same time, their lips met in a clash of spit, swirling tongues, and angry lips fighting for dominance. The by-no-means passionate kiss quickly turned violent, with biting lips and pulling on each other’s tongues while at the same time driving the poor (lucky) earth pony mare into a post-orgasmic coma.
So focused on their task the trio of mares were, they never noticed the couch’s legs giving out and breaking apart under the immense pressure of their raw fucking.
But they wouldn’t have given a damn, in any case.
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-Ponyville’s Center-
Sugarcoat was starting to get bored with the tour. She always hated them, and even visiting a new and fantastic world where magic was real, in the body of another goddamn species, and being friends with virtual demi-gods did absolutely diddly-dick fuck all to make her hate tours even slightly less.
She had put a good front and was tolerating it just fine until that moment, but she was nearing her limit. Heck, the only reason she was tolerant about the tour before was now gone. Right on the first stop, to make it worse! The very first location they had visited was Sugarcube Corner, the same place where Flurry Heart and Shining Armor stopped their journey. Without the cute filly there to distract her, she was on the verge of simply walking away aimlessly.
“I swear, if I still had hands I would flip the bird at something, anything right now just to get away from this damn tour,” she muttered under her breath.
“Hands?”
Sugarcoat froze on the spot when she heard that word. She had seen some very crazy stuff over the past year. Hell, she went from never believing such a thing as magic could exist to regularly fuck with literal magical girls with pony powers. She had seen devils, demons, angelic figures, sexy amazonian goddesses, fucked with them, crazy weather, talking animals, and a few villain speeches, but nothing, absolutely nothing could compare to the sheer dread she felt crawling up her spine at the uttering of that single word.
Turning to her right side, her companions already forgotten all about her, she saw a green minted unicorn alongside a cream-colored earth pony. The latter had an expression that she could only describe as ‘I’m so fucking done right now’. The former, however, was grinning like a madman, her eyes were impossibly large, her stare fixated upon her like some sort of guided system, and the drool that was starting to drip from her mouth was more akin to rabies than mere saliva.
“Uhhmmm…,” gulping before turning completely to the new but oddly familiar duo, Sugarcoat found herself not knowing how to react. “Hi?”
“You said haaaaaaaandssssssss,” Lyra slurred, somehow levitating towards the pale blue unicorn. “Do you know humans are real, too!?”
Bon Bon sighed, shoving her friend away before she could push her face against Sugarcoat’s completely. “I’m so sorry! She gets all funny whenever anything even touches the subjects of humans!”
“But she said haaaaands, Bon Bon! Hands!” Lyra countered.
Sugarcoat, now mildly amused and scared at the same time, took a step back. “So… you ponies have legends about humans?”
“YES!” Lyra said before conjuring a pair of magical hands that shoved the earth pony to the side. “Humans used to come to Equestria and our planet all the time in the ancient past! Like, before the tribes united! During the times of Grogar the Necromancer and Tambelon! They were bigger than ponies and just as tall as Princess Celestia or bigger! They had hands and feet but no tails and had manes that they called hair! They vanished one day and… and the world forgot about them for some reason. But their influence can still be felt all around us!” The mint-colored unicorn explained while she did over the top movements with her magical hands.
Next to her, Bon Bon only sighed.
“...Huh… Sunset did mention something like that,” Sugarcoat muttered to herself. “But that doesn’t make sense. If humans have come to visit Equestria in the past and there are records of how we look, then why the heck am I a pony right now? Something’s off about the story or that portal thingy is faulty,” she said thinking out loud, her scientific and logical side taking over for a moment. “Thank you for bringing this information up to me. I don’t mind being a pony, but I’d rather have my own body, thank you very much.”
Lyra and Bon Bon’s eyes grew wide as dinner plate while the unicorn’s lips formed up into the widest, creepiest smile Sugarcoat had ever seen. “You’re… a human?”
“Fuck… well, it’s like dad always says ‘Sugarcoat, if you ever screw something up, screw it so badly you end up on the other side while you’re at it. You’re fucked as it is, might as well see where it ends.’” Letting out a sigh, she continued. “Yeah… I’m a human. I come from an alternate dimension, apparently. Our friend, Sunset Shimmer, is from this place and thanks to Princess Twilight Sparkle, who is also her friend, we were able to come here.”
“W-W-We?” Bon Bon muttered. “T-There are more humans here?”
“Oh yeah,” she pointed at her group of friends over the road who had yet to take notice she was no longer following them. “See the two Rainbow Dashes? The one walking is Human Dash. There’s also Human Pinkie,Human Applejack, Indigo Zap, Sour Sweet, and some of our other friends who are somewhere around town.”
Before Sugarcoat could say anything more, she was enveloped by a magical aura of golden light alongside Bon Bon. The next thing she knew was that she was floating in the air following a sprinting Lyra Heartstrings.
I’m getting kidnapped? Sure, why not? I’ll be the first human to be captured by talking ponies, Sugarcoat thought, exasperated. A dash here, a turn there, and a few bumps with other ponies landed the trio in an ample house. The doors opened and then closed, followed by a hilarious amount of locks clanging. After that, the two captured mares were dropped on the floor. “Would you be worried if I said this doesn’t even come close to my top ten of strangest things to ever happen to me?” She asked the earth pony mare as they got to their hooves.
“We live in Ponyville. AKA the capital for everything wacky, strange, and weird to happen. I’ve grown used to it,” Bon Bon said with some disdain in her voice. Watching her friend going through her ‘Big Stash of Loot’, basically a giant chest behind the staircase, she turned to their abductee. “I’m terribly sorry she wrapped you into all of this.”
“She?” Sugarcoat tilted her head. “I take it you don’t mean your friend over there?”
“Ha-ha! No. A certain bitch by the name of Cherry Spark runs one of Manehattan’s minor published papers and she loves to mock and send pranks to Lyra! I gotta admit, though, you had me for a moment back then! How much did she pay you?”
“Even in another dimension Cherry Spark finds a way to fuck with someone, eh?” Sugarcoat chuckled before turning to Bon Bon. “I’m sorry, friend, but she’s right,” she pointed a hoof at Lyra. “I am a human.”
Bon Bon shook her head slowly. “You know, you can only carry a joke until so far before it stops being funny, friend.”
“FOUND IT!” Lyra shouted, interrupting the two mares. Moving faster than the other mares could react, Lyra shoved a glass container on Sugarcoat’s mouth, forcing her to swallow its contents.
“What the fuck is that!?” Bon Bon shouted angrily
“Anti-Changeling potion! I won’t be fooled again, Boney! If she’s a changeling, it’ll return her to her original form!” Lyra countered.
“For feather’s sake, Lyra! The changelings are our allies and friends now! The freaking went through a species-wide metamorphosis for crying out loud!” Bon Bon argued some more as she tried to free a now panicking Sugarcoat. “Look! The poor girl can’t even figure out how to use her magic she’s so frightened by your stupid antics! She’s sorry, okay!? I promise to kick Cherry Spark’s ass the next time I’m in Manehattan, just stop this madness!”
“It’s not madness!” Lyra cried out, tears forming in her eyes. “I know humans are real! They have to be real! I saw one when I was a filly back in Canterlot! I know they are real and she’s a human!”
“Phhtaaahhh!” Sugarcoat spat the now empty bottle the moment Bon Bon managed to pull Lyra away from her for a moment. “What did you make me drink!? Why does it taste like mouthwash mixed with ASS!? And what in the actual fuck is a changeling!? -Hiccup!-”
A poof of smoke suddenly enveloped Sugarcoat, something that made her odd capturers pause in their struggle. The smoke cleared out soon after to reveal a pale blue-skinned woman that seemed to be as big as Celestia, if not only slightly shorter minus the horn, looking quite surprised by the sudden turn of events.
“...Sweet! I’m human again!” Sugarcoat barked out a laugh. “What was that potion that you--” that was all she got out before the green minted unicorn all but tossed Bon Bon to a nearby couch while she bowed before her. “Uhm, L-Lyra?”
“Mighty human, please fill me with your knowledge! I knew you were real! EAT SHIT ACADEMY OF ANTHROPOLOGY! HAHAHAHA!” Lyra laughed.
“Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-” Bon Bon repeated over and over again, frozen in place, and unable to come out of her shock.
Sugarcoat stood up and stretched, not caring one bit about being naked. “Dang, it feels so good to have my body back!” Looking down at the state of her two new friends, she blushed. “Right… seems like I’ll have to fix you right up.”
The young woman spent the next half an hour calming her two hosts down, though it was easier said than done when one was a nervous wreck and the other was literally trying to worship her as some form of deity. But, she managed to do it and gave them a quick rundown of who she was, where she came from, and what little information she knew about Equestria at large.
“And that’s about all I know. You can ask Twilight, your Twilight, about other details. I’ll also take the ingredients for that potion you shoved down my throat, Lyra,” Sugarcoat said, glaring at the unicorn. “Because if I’m going to come back at any point to Equestria, which I get the feeling is going to be often, I’m going to do it walking on my two legs.”
“This is worse than that incident with the Scariest Cave in Equestria and the Bugbear combined,” Bon Bon exhaled.
“Humans… real humans! A full dimension of humans that are our counterparts but they are humans, eeeeehhhhhhhhhh!!!!” Lyra let out a high-pitched squeal, unable to contain her joy. “Tell me more about humans! Do you have self-moving carts? Do you have flying metal pegasi? Is it true your ships can carry entire islands!?”
“Yes. Yes. And no,” Sugarcoat replied, giggling and petting Lyra a couple of times, which pleased the unicorn immensely. “You seem to be taking it rather well now, Bon Bon,” she said.
Bon Bon sighed. “When all impossibility is removed, only the truth remains. What should I do? Throw a tantrum or deny the facts? No thank you,” looking up and down at her guest, she smirked. “Also, I’ve seen pretty much every sort of intelligent species on the planet. Some are appealing to the eye, some aren’t. But there’s something about your body that is-”
“So fucking sexy! Touch me more with your hands! Your fingers! FINGERS!” Lyra interjected.
“-that is actually calming and intriguing in equal measure,” Bon Bon finished her sentence whilst looking at her partner with annoyance.
“Huh. I don’t know much about horses… or ponies… or equines in general. Is it racist or speciest or… you know what? Shutting up now,” Sugarcoat sighed, shaking her head. “But maybe you find me attractive thanks to some genetic memories or some shit?”
“Probably… I mean, if my crazy knucklehead, idiotic, nerve-wrecking marefriend was right about you humans, then chances are all those myths and lgeneds may hold some truth to them or more,” Bon Bon replied.
“Oh? So you two are an item? I was starting to think I was wrong about you two,” Sugarcoat said, relieved.
“Boooneeeeyyy!” Lyra squealed, nuzzling up to her marefriend lovingly.
Blushing, the cream-colored mare answered. “Y-Yeah, we’re an item. We don’t usually share that with many ponies. We like our privacy, you see. But since we kinda put you in this position to begin with. And by we I mean my lunatic marefriend over here. I think being open to you is the least we could do, Sugarcoat.”
“That’s fair,” Sugarcoat giggled. “Hey, shot in the dark here, but do you know for how long this potion lasts?”
“Actually, about that… it should’ve worn out a long time ago. All the potion does is force a changeling to revert to their original form. They can’t change into anything for about five minutes, but that’s it,” Bon Bon replied. “Lyra, are you sure you gave her the right potion…? Also, have some dignity, you stupid filly!”
Lyra, laying on her back and presenting her belly to the human, stuck her tongue out in mockery while Sugarcoat scratched her. “Of course I did, Boney. Maybe… hmmm… maybe it just works differently on humans?”
“A likely hypothesis,” Sugarcoat agreed. “Whatever the case may be, I need to study it further and… maybe, get to enjoy some time exploring pony culture while I’m at it?” She finished with a smirk.
Both mares blushed but smirked in return. “Are you… sure about that?” Lyra asked, hopeful.
“If you’re willing to tangle with a human, I’m all up for it! I gotta admit that you ponies look adorable and quite alluring at the same time~” Sugarcoat wiggled her eyebrows and licked her lips in response.
“Please, Boney! Pleeeease! I’ts been so long since we got to fuck with a guest! And she’s a human! Pleeeease! I want to get my ass destroyed by her gorgeous hips and that ripe human physique!”
“I know I’m the target of your twisted sexual fantasies right now, but fuck it! I’m in~ Do you guys have strap-ons or something like that?” A flash of yellow light was her answer. Moments later, a fake pony cock landed in front of her. “Well I’ll be damned, it’s practically the same as back home,” chuckling, she winced when another flash of light manifested itself in the form of a bottle of lube.
Picking both teleported items, Sugarcoat began to equip her nethers with the strap-on. She made a disgruntled face, but then shrugged. “Damn you, bacontits, you spoiled us with those enchanted cocks of yours,” she muttered to herself whilst Lyra assumed a doggy-style position with her chin touching the ground and her ass was wide open and presented in open display towards her. Seeing the greener labia of the unicorn, her whooshing tail, the tight-looking tail hole under her dock, and her two small teats just hanging below her field of view, it all elicited a reaction all too familiar to her.
Lustful desire.
Securing the strap on, she poured a lot of lube over her cock. “So… you guys do this regularly?”
“Eh, we’re not freaks or anything,” Lyra replied, her smile beaming while she used her magic to create hands and spread her asshole wide. “We have a healthy, regular sexual relationship, right, Boney?”
“We are totally super freaks,” Bon Bon chuckled.
“Now who’s embarrassing herself here~?”
“That’s okay,” placing the tip of the well-lubed cock against Lyra’s rear hole, Sugarcoat proceeded to push into the depths of another creature that was not human and yet at the same time more than a simple alien. She smiled when Lyra began to moan and groan as the well-lubed cock spread her sphincter. “Because I just happen to know and mingle with a lot of super freaks, myself included~. Though fucking the ass of a extra-dimensional horse is right there on the top of my bucket list!” With a final thrust, her hips met with Lyra’s ass, causing it to jiggle.
“Aaaaahhhhh, fffffuuuuuuuuck me! I-I thought humans weren’t as strong, I-I felt that in my gut,” Lyra moaned, drooling and with hazy eyes. “Do it again! Fuck my pony ass! Show me how humans have sex!”
“Funny thing is,” Sugarcoat began, giggling before taking a nice handful of the minted-colored pony. She tugged it before continuing. “Humans ride horses all the time. I may be improvising on how it’s done, but I think I like the way I do it better~”
“You’re not riding horses, human. You’re riding ponies~” Bon Bon said before sitting in front of Lyra. Without letting her partner say anything, she forced her face against her crotch. “Mmmmhhhmm! Just like that, you cunt-licking pervert, human obsessed slut! Eat your future wife’s pussy the way she likes it!”
“Dang, you really are as crazy as my friends~,” Sugarcoat said with a smile on her face. Then, she let out a groan as she began to increase the speed of her thrusts. Watching Lyra’s butt bouncing with each plowing motion, she wasn’t able to resist smacking it. She also wasn’t expecting Lyra to neigh. “Holy shit! You actually neighed! How fucking adorable is that!? Again, do it again!”
“Smack her harder, she likes it that way!” Bon Bon advised, cheering her new friend to smack her marefriend harder.
It didn’t take more than a few minutes for the house to echo with the moans and screams of pleasure of the three occupants. If anyone were to press an ear against the door, they would hear the frantic slapping of flesh meeting flesh whilst a flood of cursing, taunts, and desperate cries to go even harder and faster.
But those were sounds that nopony got to hear as everypony knew to evade the house as the frequent louder-than-need-be screams of pleasure manifested themselves. Much to the joy and advantage of the three girls unofficially working to establish friendly relationships with another world.
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“Where’s Sugarcoat?” Indigo Zap asked while looking around their group. They had seen most of Ponyville by now, excluding Sweet Apple Acres, the Everfree Forest, and a few minor locations. It was only after the Pinkies simultaneously proposed to stop for refreshments that she noticed one of her friends was missing.
Sour Sweet, Pie, Jackie, and Dash looked around. “Dunno,” Sour Sweet was the first to reply. “Money’s on that she got sick of the tour and went sightseeing on her own. You know how much she hates tours, Zappy.”
Indigo Zap sighed. “Not even a literally alien world, in another freaking dimension, is able to capture her attention for more than five minutes!” Groaning, she chuckled. “Well, it’s not like some kind of monster or--”
“Don’t jinx it,” Applejack, Rainbow, and Pinkie said in unison.
“...Right,” Indigo Zap cleared her throat. “Okay, let’s forget about that for now. I don’t suppose there’s a bar or restaurant around here, right? Because I’m all up for those drinks now.”
“Shit,” Sour Sweet cursed, looking nervous. “Can we even eat what you guys eat and drink? Wouldn’t it be dangerous since, you know, we’re humans and all that?”
“Uhhhm, I don’t think so?” Pie answered. “I mean, Sunset and Princess Twilight never showed any kind of tummy ache or anything, so I guess it’s safe? Ohhhhh, I want to eat all sorts of candy, treats, and milkshakes!”
Letting out a near orgasmic sigh, Pinkie nudged her counterpart. “You have to try the chocolate cupcakes with the choco-milkshake, they are the beeeeeest~!”
“I keep forgetting you’re nothing like our world’s horses or equines in general,” Indigo Zap sighed.
“How so?” Rainbow asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Simply put, chocolate is poisonous to equines,” Sour Sweet answered. “So you guys really are more akin to us humans or we are more like you guys, heh. Now, drinks, drinks! I need a stiff one in me now!”
“Well… Oh! Berry Punch’s bar is right around the corner!” Rainbow cried out, pointing with a hoof in the said direction.
Dash whistled. “So the Berry Punch of this dimension really owns her own bar? Damn, if our Berry Punch finds out she’ll turn green with envy, hahaha!”
Applejack and Jackie nodded and began heading there ahead of anyone else. The others soon took notice of their departure and followed suit. They arrived at the entrance of the deceitfully simple exterior of the bar. Indigo Zap and Dash opened the doors to reveal an ample room filled with sparse tables of various sizes, with the smallest being closer to the walls.
There were several decorations hanging from the walls, but none were tacky or too eye-catching, they were mostly paintings depicting ponies drinking, partying, or fighting. The counter was large and the wall behind it was stacked to the brim with all sorts of drinks while Berry Punch cleaned a mug.
Inside the bar they spotted a few patrons minding their business, some of which the resident mares recognized easily. Carrot Top, Golden Harvest, Cherry Splice, Caramel, Windy Strife and a few more. What surprised both apple farmers and party enthusiasts was the last table.
“Whheheeeeeeeeeeeeee!” Pinkie and Pie squealed before rushing over to said table where three mares sat drinking peacefully. Applejack and Jackie followed soon after, smiling.
“That’s quite the reaction,” Sour Sweet mumbled.
“Yeah, but I can sorta understand it. It’s rare to see all the Pie sisters huddled up under the same roof!” Rainbow replied, smiling, while Dash nodded in agreement. “Yo, Berry, a table for us! The big one!”
“I would give you the large table, Rainbow Dash… Dashes?” Berry Punch replied as she looked at her frequent customer with confused eyes. “The hay? I’m still sober but I think I’m seeing two of you already! And two Applejacks? Two Pinkie Pies!? Is this a Mirror Pond incident again!?” Demanded the bar’s owner.
Stopping midway, the two orange ponies turned to face the bartender. “Nah, don’t need to worry a thing, Berry. It’s hard to explain, but they are us from another dimension! Humans, actually, can yah believe that?” Applejack said, snorting.
Jackie also snorted. “Daaaaarn tootin’! Ah’m still getting the hang of how tah use these four legs!”
Berry Punch sighed. “I am NOT going to even ask how that's possible. It’s you lot, after all, anything is possible. But humans? Does that mean that the wacko crazed Lyra was right all along?”
“Yup!” Both Applejack and Jackie replied in unison before resuming their way towards the table where the Pie sisters met their party-throwing sister’s doppelganger.
“Yeah, yeah, all very fascinating! Now, give us the damn table!” Rainbow pressed on.
Discarding her surprise, Berry turned to Rainbow once more. “I would love to give you a table, if I had more than one, which is currently occupied as you can see!” Berry replied, pointing with a hoof at the Pie sisters’ table. “And I had more than one, but a certain blue featherbrain broke it last week during a drunken spat and I’m still waiting for the new one!” She said, glaring at the cyan pegasi.
“Heh, sounds like my kind of party!” Dash chuckled.
“Damn straight,” Indigo Zap added.
“...I always miss out on the good fun…” Sour Sweet lamented, groaning.
“Hey, it’s not my fault your table was cheap as all buck! Plus, didn’t I pay you for it already, you extortionist? Just give us a damn table!” Rainbow cried out, barely containing her laughter through her shit-eating grin.
Berry Punch groaned but set the glass down. “Fine! Take the one near the rear… Gods, I’m too fucking sober to deal with this.”
Victorious, the four mares headed to a smaller table perfect to fit them comfortably. They had just taken their seats when a small filly rushed over to their table carrying a few menus and a notebook. Tossing the menus expertly to them, they landed in front of each mare before the filly beamed at them. “Hi! I’m Berry Pinch, I’ll be your waitress!”
“Holy fucking shit, Berry has a daughter here or is she her little sister?” Dash muttered, surprised.
“Berry punch is my big sister, silly! Are you the hoo-man, Miss Dash?” Berry Pinch asked, innocently.
“That I am, little fellah!” Dash replied before placing a foreleg around her compatriots. “And so are these two losers here.”
“You want a fisting, Dash?” Sour Sweet asked, annoyed, while Indigo Zap merely rolled her eyes, which caused the pegasus to release them.
“Shhhh, not in front of children!” Dash said in a hushed tone causing Berry Pinch to giggle.
“I’ll return in just a zippy to take your orders!”
With that said, she was gone. The four mares exchanged glances before giggling to themselves. Around the bar, things carried on calmly for several minutes. The patrons present minded their own business, the ambient was amicable, and each table was left to their own devices. For their part, the three humans and their pony host exchanged a few stories, mostly related to how different their worlds were and the occasional funny anecdote. They were all on their third round of drinks, all of them being fast but strong drinkers, when Sour Sweet’s attention was caught by the table where the others were sitting at.
“Hey, I don’t meant to be rude, Rainbow, but who’s the mopy sod over there?” She said pointing at the table. The other three mares turned to see a cute grey mare with violet eyes tearfully sipping at her drink while another two grey mares plus Pinkie and Pie were tyring to comfort her for some reason.
“Ufff, that’s Marble Pie,” Rainbow began. “She recently found out that Applejack’s big brother, Big Macintosh, started dating a unicorn by the name of Sugar Belle. She’s taking it pretty hard because she had a huge crush on him,” taking a large gulp from her drink, she continued. “And it’s kinda odd, too. I thought for sure that they, Big Mac and Marble, were dating or something. But I guess I was wrong. I don’t know the full details yet.”
“That’s rough,” Indigo Zap shivered. “I still remember the first crush I ever had rejected me. Hurt like a bitch, that’s for sure,” the woman said, sympathizing with the mare.
“Her sister, the one with a mean face, looks like she’s so done with it!” Sour Sweet snickered as the silver-maned mare had, indeed, a tired face on her.
Suddenly, the doors of the bar opened to reveal a green-colored pegasus with a two-shaded mane and tail entering the establishment.
Rainbow groaned at the sight of her. “Uggghh, great.”
“Something wrong?” Dash asked, raising an eyebrow. “I take it you’re not a fan of her?”
Rainbow gulped the rest of her drink before replying. “Not really. It’s a long story, but we’re sorta freenemies or rivals. That’s the short end of the stick. I don’t hate her or anything, but I don’t really like her either… plus she can be such a bitch.”
“Seriously? What did she do to you? Do you need some help if you want to break her nose?” Sour Sweet offered half-joking.
“Nah, she’s tough, but not that tough. I can handle her. Besides, after a few… rounds in the past, we decided it would be best to avoid fighting whenever possible,” Rainbow explained before turning to Indigo Zap. “Hey, do you want another… hey… hey, Indigo, you there?”
At her remarks, Sour Sweet and Dash turned their attention to their friend. When they did, they saw an expression on her that they had never seen before. Her eyes were as wide as dinner plates, she wasn’t breathing, and even her already pale colors seemed to have faded even more for some reason. They moved their hooves in front of her face, but she didn’t react.
“I’ll be damned, it’s as if she saw a damn ghost or something,” Sour Sweet muttered, confused and worried at the same time.
Without any warning, Indigo let go of her cup, uncaring that it stumbled onto the ground, spilling the rest of her drink. Slowly, sluggishly, she began to walk towards the counter. Specifically, to the turquoise pegasus chatting with the bartender and owner of the bar.
“-smashed the entire track. The entire fucking track! Can you believe that!? I need a drink… or two… actually, just give me the entire damn bottle, okay?” Lightning Dust said in a tired tone. Suddenly, she froze as Berry Punch shifted her attention to something behind her. Smirking, she spun around. The first thing that she saw threw her off the loop. “Ugghh, two Rainbow Dashes? As if the world already didn’t have enough with just one. Hey, Dash, did you clone yourself just to store your huge ego or… or… some...thing…?”
Her taunting words died in her mouth when her gaze shifted to the side. Mainly speaking, to the strange pegasus mare walking towards her. Her eyes widened and she jumped down from her seat as her face contorted into a mixture of pain, disbelief, sadness, and anger. “No… no! You died!” She shouted, pointing a hoof at Indigo Zap. “I saw it! I saw when the storm collapsed the cloud shed we were at! I saw… I saw when it took you away and then… and then…!” Suddenly, Lightning Dust struck her own cheek, causing her to spit a wad of bloody drool. “You’re just hallucinating again, Dust… it’s all there is… she’s gone, she’s gone… r-remember your exercises--”
“That never helped except for making you cry harder at night…,” Indigo Zap replied, her eyes watering. “I… I saw you die in a car accident… I tried to get you out but you were already dead… limp and motionless,” she sniffled, approaching the turquoise mare more. Stretching a hoof slowly, she continued. “Zippy?”
Lightning Dust let out a long, throaty wail of pure agony as her eyes also filled with tears. After a few seconds of distraught, she finally opened her mouth and spoke a single word. “Z-Z-Zappy?”
All eyes were on the two mares ever since Indigo Zap began to, seemingly, stalk her way up to Lightning Dust. Berry Punch was ready to press a certain button under her counter but stopped when Lightning Dust jumped out of her seat. Unexpectedly, the two pegasi hugged each other closely, sitting on their haunches and using both forelegs in an attempt to squeeze the life out of the other as they began to cry their hearts out. They mumbled, spoke (or rather, babbled) with incomprehensible meaning as their tears choked their throats.
“...” Leaning against her counterpart and Sour Sweet, Rainbow asked. “Mind explaining to me what’s going on?”
“I have no idea…” answered Dash and Sour Sweet at the same time.
After a session of crying and hugging that lasted for what felt like hours, the two grudgingly let go. They nuzzled for one last time before Indigo Zap led Lightning Dust to the table where Sour Sweet and the two cyan pegasus were waiting for them.
“Indy, what in the name of God was that? I’ve never seen you like that before,” Sour Sweet asked, breaking the tension around the table.
“And you, Dust, what was that all about?” Rainbow asked, equally confused and shocked.
The two pegasi, wiping away their tears, looked at each other for a moment… then nodded. “This is going to take some time,” they said at the same time.
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-Berry Punch’s Bar, one hour later-
“So… let me get this straight,” Dash began. “You two are technically speaking sisters, but the counterpart of the other died in some accident when they were young?”
“To put it bluntly, yes,” Indigo Zap replied, glaring slightly at her friend, though she knew said bluntness was due to the drinks coursing in their systems already. “It’s not… it’s not the same when you think about it. My counterpart died here, but my sister’s counter… I mean, Lightning Dust’s counterpart, my sister, died in our world.”
“Shit, Indy, why the hell did you never tell us about that? Is that why we’ve never hosted a party or anything like that at your place?” Sour Sweet asked, surprisingly, with far more tact. Indigo Zap nodded.
Rubbing her bruised cheek, Lightning Dust spoke. “I nearly shat myself when I saw you, Zappy-- I mean, Indigo Zap,” she said, flinching. “Heh… for a moment there I thought that my sister had returned from the dead, or something…not that an alien counterpart from another dimension that isn’t even a pony would result in, well, this.”
“This is beyond awkward,” Rainbow said before taking a sip out of her drink. “You were all tears and calling each other with those nicknames, but now that you know you’re not related… kind of… you’re suddenly apprehensive about it?”
Lightning Dust shot her a glare and clicked her teeth together. “Of course you wouldn’t understand it, Rainbow Crash. You have no idea what I-” she looked up at Indigo Zap and stretched a wing towards her. “-what we have gone through! Losing my sister devastated me… I lost count of how many doctors and other bullshit crazies I saw until I was able to get over her death,” drinking the rest of her mug in one go, she finished by smacking it against the table. “My parents took it badly, too, but they got over it quickly. Fuck, how much I hated them for it!”
“Sounds like my parents,” Indigo Zap sighed. “It took me until I was about to enter Crystal Prep to understand them and forgive them… I was such a dumb little cunt.”
“Hey, hey, you had every right to be… and I was a dumb little shit as well, Za--Indigo Zap. It got me getting kicked out of the Wonderbolts to finally realize I was wrong for hating them. After all, they were still raising me. That Hearth's Warming Eve was… difficult,” Lightning Dust sighed at the end.
“Then why don’t you stop being stupid about it?” Sour Sweet said, gaining their attention.
“Huh?” All four pegasi muttered in unison.
Sour Sweet shrugged. “Yeah, sure, you’re not really related by blood or anything, but you got screwed over by life. But now here you are! It may be a sick joke or a fresh new start, but you got a second chance. You may not be real sisters, but you share the same pain and loss, just twisted around. Honestly, as I see it, you should kick life in the balls and embrace this chance.”
“What did you do to Sour Sweet and who the fuck are you?” Dash joked before drinking the last contents of her mug. “But I agree with Miss Sensitive over here-”
“Bitch.”
“-I don’t think you’ll ever replace the sister of the other, but you can be friends, right? I mean, isn’t this like a chance to finally close that wound even if it’s just a little?” Sour Sweet finished, raising an eyebrow.
Lightning Dust and Indigo Zap opened their mouths to say something, but stopped at the last moment. They then turned to look each other in the eye for what felt like an eternity… and they smiled.
“Maybe… I could ask Sunset to bring you along in the future? I’d like to see how you look as a human and show you my world, Lightning Dust!” Indigo Zap proposed gleefully.
“Tch, but not after I take you to see one of my solo performances and teach you how to fly, Indigo Zap!” Lightning Dust replied, also on the border of crying happy tears once more.
“See? Was that so hard?” Sour Sweet said, smirking knowingly. “Hey, want us to give you, you know, space or something? I bet you’ll have a ton more to talk about without us getting in the way of your-- what fuck is going over there?”
Four heads turned to the table where the Pie sisters and the two Applejacks sat and found Marble crying, but something was different. She was sneering hatefully at someone. They followed her gaze and found that a new pair had entered the bar. A couple, to be more precise. The stallion was none other than Big Macintosh while the mare was Sugar Belle, Big Mac’s marefriend. The latter was returning the sneer at Marble while the former was trying to pull his marefriend away, but to no avail. Sugar Belle turned to him and said something no one could hear.
But Big Mac seemed to relent and the two approached the now increasingly volatile table that the two Applejacks and Pinkies were trying to keep under control.
“Shit, this is getting interesting!” Sour Sweet barked out a laugh before leaning back to enjoy a possible show in the making.
“Dammit, I have to go to the bathroom,” Indigo Zap cursed.
“For to the right, turn left, can’t miss it,” Rainbow replied while using a wing to point at the direction she’d just given directions to. A moment later, Indigo Zap ran at full speed in said direction. “Heh, looks like she really gotta pee.”
“I’m more surprised you aren’t peeing yourself right now. I like drinking, too, but you’re acting more like a drunk,” Dash countered the comment of her counterpart.
“Well, at least it’s good to know that there is a version of Rainbow Dash that I might actually like,” Lightning Dust added with a smirk.
“Damn, they’re really staring daggers at each other. They don’t look like the kind of girls that would pick up a fight, though. Eh, I’ll take a shouting match over nothing,” Sour Sweet commented out loud, her attention captured by the unraveling drama across the bar.
“Shame I can’t say the same about you, Dust… damn, I never expected that you had siblings or had in this case,” drinking the last of her mug, she burped, clearly more than tipsy but not entirely drunk yet. “Makes you wonder how lucky we got, huh, Dash?”
“You said it, Dash,” Dash replied, smirking, though it became somber after a moment. “That makes you think, no? If Indigo’s sister died in our world but her Equestrian counterpart died here, then that means that not everypony has a counterpart, or had it at some point but then died in either dimension. Maybe someone has more siblings here, like Berry Punch. Or live in some other place… I’m still trying to wrap my head around Principal Celestia and Princess Celestia. One’s a grown woman while the other is a literal demigod here, geez.”
“And you’re a philosopher!” Lightning Dust laughed. “I take it back, you’re a neeeeeerd!”
Dash blushed but shrugged, trying to hide her embarrassment. “I-I had to take hours in an extra class, okay? Everything was full and the only one available was the Philosophy Class. Wasn’t as boring as I thought it’d be,” she tried to excuse herself in an attempt to keep her ‘rad card’ intact.
“An egghead is an egghead~,” Rainbow teased before turning to Lightning Dust. “But hey, I guess that explains a lot of things about you, Dust.”
“Huh?”
“Man, they really don’t like each other. Like, at all. I want to know what the hell happened-- OHH! The brooding one just spit at the red stud’s face!” Sour Sweet announced, smiling. “Looks like I’m getting to see a show after all!” Her hopes immediately died when the angry-looking mare, Limestone, grabbed her sister tightly, preventing her from doing anything else. “...or maybe not. Damn cockblocking--”
“Yeah, I mean,” Rainbow rolled a hoof as if to illustrate her point. “Now it makes sense why you always acted like you had a damn iron brand up your ass.”
Dash spat her drink while Lightning Dust frowned angrily. “W-Wait, Rainbow, that’s taking it a bit too far, don’t you think?”
“Oh? What’s that supposed to mean, Wingmare?” Lightning Dust replied with noticeable disgust.
Rainbow didn’t flinch, but rather smiled cockily at her rival. “Come on, Dust, you know,” a light burp interrupted her.
“Hey, hey, cool it, guys, we’re here to drink and have some fun, not say stupid shit just because we drank one or two mugs more than what we could handle, right, Rainbow?” Dash said with her best-forced smile and staring dagger at her idiotic counterpart.
“No, I don’t know. Why don’t you illuminate me, Rainbow Crash,” said the turquoise pegasus with no little amount of venom in her words.
“What I wouldn’t give for a proper scrap right about now,” Sour Sweet implored in a hushed whisper.
“Am I really this stupid when I’m drunk?” Dash questioned in a gloomy tone.
“I mean… risking your life and that of others, not giving a damn if you get injured. I honestly thought you were a psychopath or something, Dust. But now I get it! You were just jaded and borderline suicidal because of your dead sister,” Rainbow chuckled. “You just didn’t care if you died or if you took others down with you. I kinda see where you were coming from, though.”
Dash’s eyes went as wide as they could go and her mouth went agape. She understood what Rainbow was trying to say, but even in the best way her words could be taken, it still came off as cruel. “That’s crossing the fucking line, Rainbow!” Dash shouted, surprising her counterpart, but she didn’t care about her at the moment. She turned to Lightning Dust and put a hoof forth. “Please, Lightning Dust, she drank too much and doesn’t know what she’s saying! She--”
Her words died in her throat when Lightning Dust looked up revealing her face. Her eyes were filled with nothing but rage and she was trembling in it from mane to tail. Dash was taken aback while Rainbow raised an eyebrow.
“What’s your problem? It’s not my fault your sister died or that you were so weak to let it bring you down,” Rainbow replied.
Dash pushed aside her surprise and fear when she heard those words. She knew there was nothing capable of stopping what was about to happen. Still, she had to try. “WAI-!” That was all she could manage to say before Lightning Dust jumped across the table and decked Rainbow across the face so hard it sent her flying to the empty table behind her, breaking it upon impact.
“Now that’s what I’m talking about!” Sour Sweet cheered. “I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but yeah, baaaaaar fight!” She exclaimed a little too excitedly.
“W-What the fuck is your actual fucking probl--!” Rainbow tried to shout, a nasty mark already present on her left cheek, but she was silenced again when Lightning Dust grabbed her by the mane and slammed her face against the wooden floor as hard as she could muster.
“HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?” Lightning Dust screamed at the top of her lungs before slamming Rainbow’s face against the floor once again. “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’VE BEEN THROUGH!?” Another slam. “How much I’ve suffered!?” Another. “How many nights I’ve cried myself to sleep!?”
Before she could slam her again, Dash flew behind her, restraining her. “Fucking Christ, Lightning Dust, control yourself! She deserved it, but she’s fucking drunk!”
“Let me go! Let me go! I’m going to fucking murder that bitch!” Lightning Dust protested while trying to reach the slowly rising Rainbow.
Holy fuck, she’s pissed! She’s not even fighting back against my hold! She’s out for blood! Dash thought while looking at Rainbow standing on her own. She was surprised to find that her counterpart wasn’t bleeding even after that savage pummeling, but she had a few scratches and her fur was messed up. “Rainbow, apologize or fucking run! You fucked up big time!”
“I fucked up?” Rainbow chuckled darkly. Then, she looked up, her eyes shining with rainbow colors and fury. “She threw the first punch… now hold her like that!”
Dash blinked. “What?” She muttered. That was all she could say before Rainbow decked Lightning Dust across the face. The cyan mare was far, far stronger than she thought possible for a pegasus, and it was strong enough to break her hold on the light green pegasus and send her flying across the bar. “FUCKING DAMMIT!” She shouted the moment her senses returned. Thankfully for her, she reacted in time and stopped Rainbow as she was about to bullrush at the shaky Lightning Dust. “What the actual fuck, Rainbow!? I wasn’t helping you, I was trying to stop you from killing the other!”
“I didn’t do anything wrong!” Rainbow barked. “She’s the fucking crybaby that can’t accept her STUPID sister DIED! No wonder you’re trying to fucking kill everypony around you and yourself, you fucking suicidal bitch!”
“RRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHH!” Lightning Dust cried at the same time she jumped to her hooves, sending pieces of the chair and tables she landed on all over the place while yellow lighting crackled around her. “FUCK YOU!”
“NO, FUCK YOU!” Rainbow cried back.
“FUCK ME!!” Dash cried out as she was tossed aside. As she landed on her ass, she watched the two rivals smack each other at near-supersonic speed. Maybe Lightning Dust was the better fighter or maybe Rainbow was just too tipsy to be at her top game, but that didn’t take away from the fact that it was the former who won the first strike, smacking a hard hoof right against Rainbow’s right eye, instantly sending her to the ground. But Rainbow was no slouch, and before her rival could follow up with another hit, she pulled a move that baffled her.
Using her wings, Rainbow grabbed Lightning Dust’s barrel and tossed her to the ceiling, shattering the slowly spinning fan into pieces.
The two charged at each other again and a flurry of hateful and hard flurry of attacks began to flow between the two. And while Rainbow landed a lot of her hits, it was clear Lightning Dust had the upper hoof.
“Fucking dammit! Sour Sweet, help me out!” Dash turned to her table asking for aid… only to find it empty. “AAAARRGGGH! FINE THEN!” Charging into the tornado of destruction that was the two pegasus fighting, she used her speed to tackle Lightning Dust, pushing her away from Rainbow while at the same time kicking on her counterpart’s stomach to push her away. “Now listen to me, you pair of--!”
“ZIPPY!” Came the outraged, angry cry of Indigo Zap at the other side of the bar.
“--ffffffuck my life right now!” Dash said a moment before her friend tackled her. As they stumbled on the ground, she somehow managed to bounce and stand on her hind legs while at the same time grappling Indigo Zap’s midsection, locking her in place… at least for the moment. “Indigo, cut it out! I’m not trying to fight you or Lightning Dust!”
“LIAR!” Indigo Zap replied as she tried to break the hold of her friend-turned-foe. “I saw you jumping on Zippy and holding her down for the other blue CUNT to hit her!”
“I was trying to keep them apart!” Dash tried to explain whilst quickly losing her grip. “Damn these handless things!”
“No! Nonononono! I saw you! I’m not going to lose another sister! YOU HEAR ME! ZIPPY, I’M COMING!”
“Let’s kick their asses, ZAPPY!” Lightning Dust shouted, smiling for a brief moment before kicking Rainbow’s stomach with enough power to make her spit out some blood. In retaliation, Rainbow uppercutted her before unleashing a devastating flurry of strikes all over her torso and face.
“GET OFF ME!” Indigo Zap cried out, enraged. Summoning a kind of strength that only unbridled rage could provide, she managed to send Dash to the side, freeing herself. She turned around in order to help her sister, when all of a sudden Dash jumped on her, throwing her aside. “Traitor!”
“Just fucking chill!” Dash called out, standing in the way of her friend and the bloody fight going behind her. Fuuuck, fuck, fuck, shit, crap, fuuuuuuuuuck! Indigo is livid! I’ve never seen her so angry! If I let her pass, they may end up seriously injuring the other me, or worse. Fuck, I’m never drinking more than a few cups again in my life!
Dash managed to think before Indigo let out a cry that would make a banshee proud and charged at her, thankfully unable to use her wings properly. Not wishing to seriously harm her friend until she calmed down enough to listen to reason… or I can knock her out and save me the trouble, she decided before dodging her friend, connecting a controlled strike against her face. Sadly for her, rage had numbed Indigo’s pain receptors and she retaliated with a matching kick to her face. “Bblleeergggh!” She cried out as a tooth came out flying.
Meanwhile, the rest of the bar’s customers watched the carnage unfolding with big smiles on their faces. All of them except the table where the Pie and Apple Families were located.
“HUSSY!”
“PIG-FACED COW!”
“HOMEWRECKER SLUT!”
“BOYFRIEND STEALING BITCH!”
The usually shy and quiet Marble Pie exchanged insults with the bubbly unicorn, Sugar Belle. It took a combined effort of Limestone, Pinkie, Maud, and Jackie to hold Marble at bay, whilst Pie, Applejack, and Big Macintosh also struggled to keep Sugar Belle back.
Tartarus had been unleashed after Marble spat on Sugar Belle, thus unleashing a torrent of insult, hatred, and pent-up frustration on both sides. “He was my boyfriend! Mine! Until you came along and stole him from me!”
Sugar Belle snarled.“Cry me a pissing river, you rock-brained bitch! Your relationship wasn’t going anywhere and he broke up with you long before he met me! Get over it, you damn crybaby!”
“We were going to have so many foals together!”
“Now guess who’s going to have ‘em!”
“BITCH!”
“SLUT!”
“SKANK!”
“WHORE!”
“Big Mac, do something!” Applejack cried out. “Can’t you see them fools beating the living snot outta each other right now!?”
“W-Whatdaya want me to do, sis!? They be barking up like wasps, Ah don’t wanna see their sting!” Big Mac countered.
“Marble, calm down, you’re making a scene,” Maud said in her usual monotone voice, barely blinking even as she struggled to keep her little sister from jumping across the table.
“Wish you’d put that much effort into your work, Marble!” Limestone groaned, also struggling to keep her rabid sister at bay. While the two ponies traded insults, she never noticed an approaching mare until something tapped at her shoulder. Turning to see who it was, she found an innocently smiling mare holding a mug. “Who the heck are you? Can’t you see we’re quite -nnghh!- busy!?”
“Yah, I can see that,” Sour Sweet replied, nodding and putting on her sweetest voice.
“Sour Sweet, don’t you fucking dare!” Jackie cried out, staring daggers on her friend. “Don’t you think we have enough problems!?”
Sour Sweet readily ignored her before continuing. “It’d be such a shaaaaaame if you’d get wet!”
Limestone froze for a moment. Her eyes widened and her eyes moved until she was able to stare at the mug Sour Sweet was carrying. “...You really shouldn’t do it, you dimwitted idiot,” she warned, growling. “If you so much as put a single drop on me, I’ll beat your sorry flank and use your teeth to grind my rocks.”
Sour Sweet blushed and shivered upon hearing the threat. “Well, too bad, cause I ain’t getting cockblocked out of a good fight again~”
Limestone frowned. “I don’t even know you!”
“Sour Sweet, pleased to meet you, Limestone~,” said the pale yellow mare before moving her mug on top of Limestone.
“NOOOOO!” Pie screamed.
“Amma kick your ass when we get back home, yah hear me, Sour Sweet!?” Jackie promised.
“Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!” Cried out a disembodied voice.
Sour Sweet, shit eating grin on her face, suddenly flipped her mug atop Limestone’s head, damping her face, mane, and fur with cider. The room seemed to go silent for a second, but just for a second, before throwing her mug away.
“YOU’RE DEAD!” Limestone cried out, letting go of Marble in order to jump at Sour Sweet. She was greeted by a swift strike to the face, but she barely even noticed it through her fuming rage and also connected a hoof on the insolent, cider-pouring mare’s snout.
“Dhat’s more hike it!” Sour Sweet replied with blood trickling down her nose before returning the gesture with a hard hoof to Limestone’s snout, knocking her to the side and breaking the table that had served as the only barrier between Marble and Sugar Belle. To her surprise, Limestone jumped to her hooves and tackled her, landing on another table and breaking it.
“Hold er tight, Big Mac!” Applejack cried out as Sugar Belle, seeing her chance, tried to use her magic to get rid of their hold, but she was too enraged to properly focus on it.
“FUCK YOU, SOUR SWEET! Yah fighting creep!” Jackie cried out, cursing her friend’s obsession with getting into fights. She was struggling hard against Marble’s push as despite the combined efforts of Pinkie, Maud, and her own proved to be insufficient to contain her wrath in full.
“Let go of me, Mac! If this bitch wants to get hurt, I’ll be more than happy to put her in her place!”
“After I’m done with you, you won’t be able to use your cunt to seduce any other stallion, you whorse!” Marble replied, slowly but surely inching towards her hated rival.
“What happened between you two!?” Pie asked, straining to keep Sugar Belle at bay.
Big Mac groaned. “Ah don’t know! We broke up nicely! Ah like Marble but--”
“RRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!” Sugar Belle roared in anger.
“He likes me, you hear that, you cotton-candy bitch!?” Marble laughed, inching forth just a little bit more.
“Boooo! Booooooooo! Let them go, let them fight!” The disembodied voice said.
As luck would have it, Pinkie, Jackie, and Maud lost their grip on Marble at the same time. The now free mare took her chance to jump on Sugar Belle creating a domino effect. Big Mac and Applejack stumbled to the ground while Pie ducked for cover, at the same time, Sugar Belle and Marble landed on the ground with a hard thud. The two didn’t waste any moment to start slapping, hitting, and bad-mouthing each other as they rolled on the ground.
From behind the service table, every patron had long since ducked for cover behind it. Berry Punch would’ve protested had the situation not warranted it. Still, she looked at everything happening with dull, lifeless eyes. “And the damages amount to over ten thousand bits so far…,” she muttered in disdain while her clients cheered the fighters on.
“Kick her ass, Dust! I believe in you!”
“Make her eat wood and hoof, Rainbow Dash!”
“BITE HER!”
“NAH, BITE HER TEATS!”
“Cunt-punch that hussy, Marble!”
“Rip and tear!”
“HIT HER!” Berry Pinch, the little filly and sister of Berry Punch, cried out at the top of her lungs. “Hit her! With the chair!”
Sour Sweet smiled, somehow hearing the little filly’s cry before picking up one of the chairs. Using it like a baseball bat, she hit Limestone across her face, sending her flying back a few meters.
“YAAAAAAYYYY!” The little filly cheered.
“Make that eleven thousand…,” Berry Punch sighed.
Limestone, however, wasn’t done for the count. Closing the distance at frightening speed for an earth pony, she delivered a devastating three-hit combo on Sour Sweet. The human was able to block the first hit, but the second connected against her throat and the third was a painful kick to her crotch. Sour Sweet let out a screeching howl of pain before Limestone picked her by the mane and tossed her with all her might, breaking a window.
Sour Sweet hit the ground and rolled around a few moments as pain painted her whole world white. Luckily for her, the adrenalin flooding her system proved to be more than enough to kill most of the pain away in time to see Limestone leaping right at her. She greeted her foe with her hindlegs, pulling them back against her belly while Limestone landed on them with her barrel.
Then, she kicked back. Limestone was launched back at an elevated angle that made her hit the wall with enough force to make her cough blood and bounce back. Sour Sweet caught her as she fell with a hard strike to her stomach, but the rock farmer was ready to take it and then return a kick across her foe’s face in return. The two fell to the ground and began rolling around exchanging a few hits and constant muffled insults.
Inside, everything was pandemonium. Lightning Dust and Rainbow were still going at it, showing no signs of stopping yet or even tiredness. Dash decided that she had gotten the short end of the stick, she had many bruises and she had been forced to put just as many if not more on her friend just to prevent her from double-teaming her counterpart.
On the ground a few meters away from them, six ponies could only watch as Marble and Sugar Belle quickly became bloodied and their fight, though not as vicious as the other two, was no less rage-fueled.
The fighting carried on for a few minutes until the whistles of the local Royal Guard were heard in the distance.
Not that anyone cared about that.
“I’ll fucking tear out your mane!”
“Try it, you pansy, soft-bellied wench!”
“Indigo, for fucks sake, just listen to me!”
“Fuck you!”
“No. Fuck you!”
When the guards arrived, they encountered a scene straight out of a movie. Two Rainbow Dashes were fighting against two other pegasi, although the one fighting the cream-colored one seemed to be more defensive than anything. Rolling on the ground were two earth ponies punching, kicking, and beating the ever-living shit out of the other. And inside the bar, two additional mares were rolling around the ground, biting each other, throwing random punches, and trying to submit the other to no avail.
“Stop right there, detestable ruffians!” One of the guards ordered as he charged his horn. Next to him, his unicorn companion did the same while the pegasi and earth ponies prepared to swoop in at his command. “Cease this fighting immediately!” His warning fell on deaf ears, it seemed, since the four ongoing brawls continued heedless of his warning.
“This is your last warning, comply or you will be stopped!” Again, nothing changed. They did watch as the turquoise pegasus kicked one of the Rainbow Dash’s so hard on her jaw that it sent two teeth flying before getting a powerful smack across her face in return. “Fire!”
Magic shots blasted across their horns, all of them landing true on their targets.
“GAAHHHH!”
FFUUUUUUHUHUHUUUUK!”
“KYYYAAAAHHHHH!”
“GGRRRRRRRRR!”
The eight mares shouted in pain as they were abruptly forced to end their fights. They laid on the ground twitching and rolling and thrashing about as the electric blast rendered them immobile.
“H-Hoooly fuck, it’s act-t-tually worse than getting tazed!” Dash commented before passing out on top of Indigo.
“Take them away! We’ll see how they like it once they wake up in their new cells!” The leading guard said and his companions obeyed, easily dragging the eight mares away.
Inside the bar, Berry Punch pressed a button under her table and sighed. “Pinch… get me my quill and notebook. I need to assess the damages… again.”
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-Outside Café Hay-
The whistling reached the ears of the two Vinyls, Octavia Melody, and Lemon Zest, interrupting their conversation. “Huh… that’s weird, that doesn’t happen all that often,” Octavia mentioned before Vinyl tapped her shoulder.
“Berry. Bar,” the white unicorn said with some difficulty.
Octavia sighed. “Of course. I wonder who got in trouble this time,” she murmured with disdain before turning to her guests. “So! Where were… is everything okay?”
Lemon Zest shuddered. “Yeah. I just got this weird feeling, like chills down my spine and I feel the urge to facepalm really hard right now.”
“Same,” Scratch agreed with her fiance. “Sooo, girls… or mares, or fillies? Damn, I can’t tell which one is the correct one.”
“Whatever you are most comfortable with using, dear. It’s not every day aliens from another dimension come to pay us a visit,” Octavia giggled. “That only happens during the Galas or other Royal parties as long as Discord is involved.”
“Discord… Discord… Why does that name ring a bell?” Suddenly, Lemon Zest clapped her hooves together. “Oh, that reality-bending menace Sunset told us about!”
“Quite so!” Octavia giggled. “You know, the first time he assisted at a Gala he nearly sent a pony to another dimension!”
“Get out of here!” Scratch coughed.
“I swear to Celestia and Luna themselves it is true,” Octavia said while Vinyl nodded in agreement, backing up her marefriend.
“Oh, I’d love to have those sorts of powers! There’s a certain petulant, good-for-nothing, jealous, petty bitch back home I’d like to send to another dimension!” Lemon Zest said but instantly caught herself. “Damn, sorry, it’s just that… I really don’t like human you, Octavia.”
Octavia raised a hoof and shook her head. “Darling, please, after everything you’ve told me about her I couldn’t agree more. Such maliciousness would be punished with prison at the very least and may even find herself locked in a dungeon for a long time.”
Lemon Zest let out a sigh of relief while Scratch rubbed her back. “Thank you, Octavia… it’s just that, Melody… well, we already told you what she tried to do to us. Honestly, though, I pity her, in a sense. She’s so obsessed and blind it actually makes me feel bad for her. Sometimes I wonder if I would’ve ended in her position if the situation was reversed.”
“No. You know weakness. She don’t. You better,” Vinyl said, wincing at the last word but still offering the pink earth pony a friendly smile.
“Thank you, Vinyl. If you don’t mind me saying this, but you’re as lovely and comprehending as my Vinyl. You’re a lucky gal, Octavia.”
“And you’re a lucky mare, Lemon Zest,” finishing her tea, she leaned forth. “Lemon Zest, Vinyl. May I ask you where in the heavens did you buy that magnificent speech necklace? They are ruinously expensive and the model my love has is the best model available.”
“Oh, that?” Vinyl coughed. “A friend of ours, Sunset Shimmer, got it for us as a gift… I dind’t know they were that expensive, though. How much does your cost?” She asked her pony counterpart.
“Many bits,” Vinyl replied.
“Let’s just say that it is a good thing that we are as famous and requested as we are. Otherwise, it would’ve taken us years getting the bits instead of only months,” Octavia replied.
“Hmmm,” Lemon Zest hummed, then smiled and put a hoof in front of her, confusing all three other mares for a moment. “I can’t promise anything, but I could ask Sunset to get another necklace like this one for you, Vinyl,” she chuckled whilst Vinyl pointed a hoof at herself in confusion. “Yeah. Look, you’re not my Vinyl, I know… but I know the struggles you’ve dealt with. My mom was mute, too, and I would’ve sold my soul to get her one of these necklaces if they existed where I’m from.”
“We may have way better technology, but you got us beat with everything magic can do. I mean, you can pretty much cure almost anything, even disabilities! How cool is that!? So, if I can, I would like to help you. Sunset knows the Princesses so maybe they had something to do with the necklace she got us,” she shrugged. “Doesn’t hurt to ask, does it?”
Octavia shared a disbelieving look with her marefriend before returning her gaze back at Lemon. “In exchange for what?”
Lemon Zest grinned widely. “Friendship! Truth be told… I wanted to be friends with my Octavia, but she was such a--”
“Immature idiot,” Scratch said for her.
“--Yes, that. I couldn’t befriend her no matter how hard I tried. So, now that I have another chance, I'd like to at least count one Octavia Melody as a friend.”
Octavia and Vinyl shared another look for a few seconds, smirked, and nodded. Turning their attention back to their guests, Octavia reached out to grab the pink pony’s hoof. However, she surprised the human-turned-pony pair by pulling Lemon Zest in. In the blink of an eye, their lips met in a soft embrace that lasted for no more than a few seconds.
When it ended, Octavia pulled back. “Deal,” Vinyl said, smiling and giving her counterpart a seductive wink.
Lemon Zest and Scratch blinked, surprised. But their expressions of stun silence were broken a moment later. “Where’s your house?” They asked at the same time.
The four ponies didn’t care how long it took them to reach the two-themed house of the cellist and the dj, they were only focused on arriving at somewhere private where they could continue their ‘talks’ in peace and quiet.
The doors opened with a click and a twist of magic, immediately after the four ponies nearly stumbled over each other as they jumped one another. Vinyl used her magic to close the door before turning her attention to Scratch, jumping her counterpart and kissing her right there and there.
Next to them, Lemon Zest and Octavia were on the floor, hugging each other and kissing passionately, hungrily. There was no sign of love in their exchange, only desire, only lust. Their tongues battled for dominance while the two white unicorns took it slower, preferring to enjoy their questionable union over trying to one-up the other.
Breaking their messy kissing, Lemon chuckled. “Hey, Tavi, do you think that counts as selfcest or masturbation?”
Octavia smirked. “Totally counts as masturbation, dearie. Now, mind telling me why you called me that?”
Lemon blushed. “Well… don’t take this the wrong way, but you remind me a lot of my Octavia. If I keep calling you by your full name, I’m going to dislike doing this… so, can I call you Tavi instead? I like giving nicknames to my friends, you know.”
“Tavi,” Vinyl muttered, almost singing the word. “Approved.”
Octavia rolled her eyes. “Fiiiine. But only because I would hate to be associated with my human counterpart. Now, show me how you beat her!” She called before claiming ownership of Lemon’s mouth once more, though she fought back immediately after.
The duo rolled around the floor for a few minutes, making out and pulling at each other’s manes while trying to pin the other. The two unicorns, however, were peacefully lying next together, making out and exploring their bodies with their hooves. Vinyl took it upon herself to guide Scratch, since she showed she didn’t know how to use her hooves correctly.
They didn’t talk and only stared into each other’s eyes, somehow knowing what the other was thinking. Vinyl reached down to Scratch’s belly, going further down until she touched the rather large teats of her counterpart; a near-exact mirror of her own.
“Squishy,” Vinyl muttered, giggling. She pressed and kneaded the pair of soft teats belonging to her human counterpart.
“Hhhmmmm~,” Scratch moaned before smirking. “Hey, do y-you use dildos? I don’t mind fucking like this, but I’d like to try out how pony cocks feel like.”
Vinyl nodded and ignited her horn while kneading the teats of her counterpart. Scratch quickly submerged herself to the new wonderful sensations and the slightly puzzling and (some would say) taboo act of basically fucking yourself. But they both put such notions aside in favor of enjoying themselves and their respective partners.
Lemon Zest and Octavia were not having a peaceful encounter as they rolled around, roughly caressing the other, kissing each other with brute, needy, lustful predation. Their stomachs touched and so did their teats which, much to Lemon’s delight, were rather large by pony standards.
As the heat of the room continued to rise, so did their exploring and wanton need for more pleasure. They were not shy to show it since they were there precisely to let loose to their desires. Hooves touched every nook and cranny of their bodies, their tongues battled for dominance that wouldn’t be achieved and in between assaults they traced over the soft fur and, surprisingly, tasty flesh beneath, the two humans finding the experience not too dissimilar to that of what they were used to.
It was only moments later that two strap-ons came floating surrounded by a blue aura. The two unicorns present continued with their ministrations while the two earth ponies, upon seeing the prized possessions, jumped to get them. Sadly for them, one of the fake cocks remained within reach while the other floated idly towards the two unicorns.
“Mine!” Lemon Zest cried out, leaping towards the suspended cock. “I’m sooo going to fuck your ass red, Tavi!”
“I beg your pardon? You’re the guest here, dear. It is your ass that shall be turned redder than the Apple Family’s apples!” Octavia countered, shoving Lemon Zest to the side.
Lemon Zest landed on a chair, cracking it. “Aaarrgh! Okay, I was going to go soft on you, Tavi! But now you better prepare to get your ass fucked!”
“Kiss my tail, dearie!” Octavia countered, almost reaching the strap-on.
Lemon Zest lunged at the grey earth pony, but unlike the certain Octavia she knew, her lunge was not out of hatred. Far from it, it was all in the good spirit of seeing who would fuck the other first and who would do it the hardest afterward. Ha! I’m so happy her Vinyl and she are sexual freaks like us!
The two earth ponies struggled against each other, pulling manes, biting lightly, and trying to shove the other out of the way in order to claim the prize. Alas, the cellist would prove to be the victor of their little struggle in the end thanks to Lemon’s unfamiliarity with her pony body. Before she could get two words out, Octavia had already put on the fake cock and waved it menacingly at her.
“Uggggh, fiiiine! Man, I really wanted to be the one doing the fucking! Oh well, once you run out of breath in, hmmm, six or seven thrusts, then we switch places!” Lemon said with a playful smile whilst staring into Octavia’s eyes.
Octavia returned the smile but a vein popped in her forehead. “It seems… I must teach you a lesson regarding manners and humility, young lady.”
“Fuck you… or fuck me, I guess? Eh, whatever, get on with it, you lame I’m-about-to-yawm musician!” Lemon taunted, topping it off with a wink.
Octavia all but jumped on Lemon Zest, who, to her credit, was already waiting for her. Lining up her cock to her pussy’s entrance was an easy task. Then, she thrust forward.
“MOTHERFUCKER!” Lemon Zest shouted as pleasure and just a hint of pain spread from within her equine cunt. “H-Holyfuckingshit! W-Why does it feel so fucking good!?”
Octavia chuckled. “Ohhhhhh, I shall entertain myself most delightfully~” she said before pulling back halfway out. She remained like that for a few seconds, just long enough to let her new friend get used to the girth and length of her strap-on. When she judged she had waited for long enough, she rammed her cock back inside; the cockhead bumping against the pink pony’s cervix.
“FUCK~!” Lemon let out a cry of pure pleasure as she came in an instant, not used to the surprisingly sensitivity of her newfound mare bits. But as she came, she was also able to think straight, letting her enjoy her climax more while Octavia lept on fucking her hard, relentless, unabated. “YES! Fuck me harder, you two-dollar cellist slut!”
Octavia knew she was referring to her human counterpart, she could literally feel the anger behind her words, but there was no way she was going to allow the insult to go unpunished. Taking a firm hold of Lemon’s hips and pressing herself against her until their snouts touched, she smiled. “I hope you humans know what a mating press is~”
Lemon smiled worriedly. “D-Do your worst!” She taunted, unwilling to show anything but confidence. And all of it was put to the test when Octavia kissed her a moment before slapping her hips down creating a wet, loud smack.
“YES! YES! Fuck me harder! Destroy my pony pussy!” Lemon Zest cried out while Octavia proceeded to fuck her as hard as she could.
The pair of unicorns kissed and touched each other, remaining more civil than their respective lovers but smiling while staring at them hungrily. “Wild. Good. Tavi excited,” Vinyl said as she put on the strap-on and Scratch moved to the couch in order to use it for support as she presented her ass to her.
“Hey, dumb question, but are your strap-ons enchanted?” Scratch asked and Vinyl shook her head. “Dang it, Sunset. She spoiled us with the good stuff! She can make strap-ons feel like the real thing, or so she claims. I don’t know what fucking with a real cock feels like, but it sure beats a regular strap-on!”
Vinyl, smirking, secured her strap-on. “Voice and pleasure? Good you are. Generous,” she said before mounting her counterpart, taking a moment to nuzzle her neck and bite gently on her ear. “Hmmmmm~,” she hummed lightly against her to allow her rumbling throat to massage the human-turned-pony.
“No wonder Lemons loves it when I spoon her. Fuck, I’m sappy as all hell!” Scratch laughed but returned the gesture as much as she could. They stood like that for a few moments, enjoying the shouts and grunts and demands of their two lovers.
“Take it you pink whorse! TAKE IT! I’m going to find a way to impregnate you! GAAAAHHH!”
“N-Nah-ah! You’d shoot nothing but blanks, yah f-fuuuCCCKKKKiiiing discount performer!”
“Oh yeah!? Take this and this and THIS!”
“C-CUMMING! You’re making cum again, Tavi!”
“They are quite lively,” Scratch giggled as the fake cockhead lined up with her pussy. Scoffing lightly, she glanced back at her counterpart. “Come on, dude. You know what I like the most~” she said with a lustful gleen in her eyes.
Nodding and sharing that same spark, Vinyl easily moved the tip up a few centimeters until it pressed against the other entrance just beneath the tail of the lovely mare. Then, she pressed forth until the soft ring of flesh gave way to the strap-on’s pressure and sunk half the way in her. “Tight,” Vinyl muttered before leaning to bite the back of Scratch’s neck.
“YES! F-Fuck me like ponies do! Show me what I can do! Ruin my asshole, you mute bitch!” Scratch cried out before Vinyl acquiesced to her demands and finally rammed her cock all the way inside her sphincter. “Fuck me!!”
Vinyl groaned but began to move her hips back and forth, each time increasing the force and the speed behind her needy thrusts. The two alabaster unicorns began to moan and groan in tandem, their movements perfectly synched and knowing their weak points made it all better and easier for them. And while their fucking was wild, it was the chaotic mess that was happening a few steps away from them.
Lemon was punching the ground as she climaxed all over her hosts’ carpet and floor, trying to ride out the incredible orgasm she would’ve never experienced in her home dimension otherwise. This is unfair, why am I the only one feeling good, huh? She thought in a moment of clarity before abruptly shoving octavia back. Before the grey mare could protest, she lunged herself at her and the two began rolling on the ground.
Only this time, Lemon managed to get the upper hoof by unhooking the strap-on drenched in her juices.
“Hey, I was using that to fuck your brains out!” Octavia protested, her lady-like and sophisticated attitude broken in favor of embracing her wilder, lustful side.
“Well, too bad, you two-bit street cellist. I’m going to use it now to fuck your pretty pony pussy!” Lemon delcared before pinning Octavia beneath her, their snouts touching while she searched for the best angle to fuck the one version of Octavia she now liked. It took a few seconds, but she managed to do it and when she found the wet, leaking, hot pcunt of her nemesis’ counterpart, she rammed her cock all the way to the base until their hips met and their teats touched once more.
“AAAAHHHHHH!” Octavia cried out in a sweet-sounding voice that was just a step removed from singing. “I-Is that all you got, third-rate unknown DJ!?” She taunted.
“FUCK YOU!” Lemon Zest cried out, though not in anger, but rather in excitement. Her hips translated that enthusiasm with back-breaking strength.
“Fuck me, if you daaaaaarrreeEEEEHHH!” Octavia challenged while each thrust drove her back little by little until they reached her favorite center table. Lemon Zest didn’t waste time on simply picking her up and shoving her against it before refusing her ploughing strikes.
It was to no one's surprise that the table creaked madly right from the get go and on the tenth thrust, its legs gave out and broke under the immense pressure that it was subjected to. The two frantically fucking earth ponies didn’t give a shit about it and just continued fucking; cursing, kissing, biting, and embracing the other relentlessly.
Vinyl and Scratch were in the same position although less enthusiastically than their respective partners. As they fucked, Octavia and Scratch bumped heads, so wild was their exchange of coital pleasure that the two kissed without a second thought. Lemon Zest gasped, recognizing her beloved kissing an Octavia.
“Oh it’s on, bitch!” She said before grabbing onto Vinyl, driving her into a wet, sloppy, tongue-filled kiss.
The four lost track of time as they exchanged partners, traded strap-ons, and had their way until the entire house smelled of sex and exhaustion claimed at long last.
That is, until morning came when a hurried knocking at their door woke them all up.
Unbeknownst to them, the same scenario was repeating across Rarity’s home, Fluttershy’s Cottage, and Twilight’s castle, where a certain human was now hiding alongside two new friends.
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-Ponyville’s Police Station, the following day-
Eight mares sat behind bars of four different cells, all of them looking pretty beat up. On the first cell were Sour Sweet and Sugar Belle. The former was smiling with a shit-eating grin that no one could take away from her. Her left eye was bruised and swollen, she presented several bruises alongside her body, a patch of her fur near her neck was missing, she had been bleeding from small cuts across her back and legs, her cheeks were also slightly swollen, she was missing two teeth, and was currently the happiest mare in the entire room.
Sugar Belle wasn’t nearly as bad as her cell partner, presenting only a slight black eye, a busted lip, and several bruises whilst in front of her, on the second cell, Marble Pie was pretty much on the same boat as her rival, both of them locked in a deadly glaring contest. Marble’s injuries were similar to that of Sugar Belle’s, although she was also missing a chunk of her mane and her nose had been bleeding. Next to her was her sister, Limestone Pie, sulking.
The injuries on the oldest Pie sister were substantial. Several nasty bruises scattered all over her body, two black eyes, two busted lips, a missing tooth, a twisted hoof, and an aura of misery after realizing she had been used as mere entertainment by her “rival”.
On the next cell were located the two cyan pegasi. Rainbow was leaning against a wall, constantly murmuring how fucking stupid she had been. One of her eyes was closed, black, and heavily swollen, she was missing three teeth, her upper lip was busted, her left wing had been dislocated, her right hind leg has suffered a ligament rupture, and her body was litany of bruises, bite marks, and more. It was a darn miracle none of her bones were broken or fractured.
Next to her sat her human counterpart conversing with her human friend, Indigo Zap, now that tensions had died down. Dash was also covered from head to tail in bruises, two bite marks, her right eye was black but she could still see through it, and was missing a tooth.
Her friend, Indigo Zap, was pretty much a mirror image of her own damage, except that her left eye was the one black, she had no teeth missing but her cheeks were swollen, and her nose was still running a bit of blood. Next to Indigo sat Lightning Dust, unwilling to stay away from her… just as Indigo was unwilling to be apart from Lightning Dust.
Despite everything, Lightning Dust looked… happy, content. She was even ignoring the conversation Indigo and Dash were having and just focused on enjoying the moment. Her right eye was heavily swollen while her left was black with a hoof imprint on it. Her body presented several bruises, she was missing two teeth, both lips were busted, her left cheek was quite swollen, too, and her right foreleg was wrapped around a few bandages after discovering it had been dislocated.
“I was such an ass, Dash… I should’ve held back or listened to you!”
“No.. it’s okay. Dumbass over here-” Dash said as she glared at Rainbow. “-should’ve closed her mouth from the start and learn how to fucking handle her drinks. I would’ve done the same in your position, Zap.”
Indigo Zap let out a hearty chuckle. “That’s why you’re one of my best friends, Dash,” she sighed. “Hey… do you think we could escape before Sunset shows up?”
“Fat chance. I bet she’s going to be here any moment--” the distant sound of doors being torn down and the clamoring of hooves was heard quickly approaching. “--now… fucking hell…”
A second after resigning to their fates, the doors leading to their cells burst open to reveal a glowing yellow alicorn with glowing eyes and ready to beat up whatever was foolish enough to stand in her way.
“WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU TO NOT DO!?” Sunset Shimmer shouted while her intense aura instantly upped the temperature in the room by a few dozen degrees.
“...Sorry…,” murmured Indigo Zap and Dash while Marble, Limestone, Sugar Belle, and even Rainbow cowered at the sight of the royally pissed off alicorn. Sour Sweet couldn’t give a single fuck and Lightning Dust, whilst frightened, was ready to fight to protect Indigo Zap if need be.
“Not even one day. No. Not even a SINGLE fucking night in my homeland and you crazy whores got into a massive bar brawl! The damage numbers in the tens of thousands of bits!” Sunset roared, her aura diminishing and returning the temperature to normal. “And don’t even get me started on how the absolute hell Sugarcoat managed to find a way to return to her human form here! But you three absolute shitstains! You’re so fucking lucky they got you before I could get you myself! SOUR SWEET, STOP GRINNING LIKE YOU’RE FUCKING HIGH!”
Sour Sweet replied by raising a hoof.
Sunset felt a blood vessel pop inside her. Even though there was nothing there, she could feel the raised middle finger her friend was giving her; truly, not even the wrath of a demi-goddess was enough to instill fear in her after she got away with what she craved for: a good, solid fight.
“That’s it! Vacation is over! We’re going back to our world!” Sunset declared before igniting her horn.
“WAIT!” Lightning Dust called out and Sunset set her eyes on her. “Will--- Will Zappy come back to visit me or can I go and visit her? I… I don’t want to lose another…”
Sunset felt her anger fizzle out as the wave of emotions belonging to the turquoise pegasi hit her. Then she looked into Indigo’s eyes to find similar feelings in her, too. Her eyes stopped glowing for a moment and she sighed. “I’ll… I’ll see what can be done. But for now, they’re grounded. Sorry, everyone.”
With that said, Sunset vanished in a flash of golden light alongside Dash, Indigo, and Sour Sweet. Just as they were flashing out of their cells, Sour Sweet winked and blew a kiss at Limestone, leaving the rest puzzled and confused as to what had just happened.
“If I see that freckled idiot again,” Limestone muttered. “I’m throwing Honder’s boulder at her.”
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-Two days later, human world-
Sunset shimmer and all of her friends that she had taken to Equestria sat around a roaring campfire. Aside from them, Trixie and Sonata were also present and having a good time. Sunny Flare and Rarity were cuddling, Twilight was petting Spike whilst texting with Timber, Sour Sweet was chatting with Indigo Zap and Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Sugarcoat were laughing about something, Fluttershy, Trixie, Lemon Zest, and Vinyl Scratch were enjoying a few non-alcoholic drinks, and Pinkie and Sonata were exchanging light kisses and giggling about it.
Sunset smiled, relaxing by the fire just outside the city borders. It wasn’t quite like the celebration she got from her now fellow Princesses, but it was enjoyable and that was what mattered.
I swear Celestia and Luna were just waiting for a chance to try and destroy my ass. I also never thought Twilight was that flexible or that perverted. Then again, she’s a nerdy bookworm, so I shouldn’t be so surprised, the yellow-skinned woman thought.
“-And then, blam! I turned into a human again! Being a pony was neat and all, but I love my body as it is,” Sugarcoat said before erupting into another fit of laughter.
“And then you had sex with them?” Applejack asked.
“You know it! AHahahaa!” The ponytailed girl replied, causing them both to fist bump and laugh some more.
“So… I lost most of what happened during your fight after that Limestone brutally attacked me without warning,” Sour Sweet said, smirking.
“And my ass tastes like bubblegum. AJ and Pinkie already told us what you did, you crazy bitch,” Rainbow replied, shaking her head. “But yeah… you got a point there. Indigo… what’s going to happen between you two? I mean, you said it yourself, she’s not your sister.”
Indigo nodded. “I know, and nothing will change that. We had a long talk after the fight was over and… well, we may have lost a sister in the past, but now we got a chance to actually heal that wound. If not a sister, I think I found another great friend,” she replied, her eyes tearing up.
“Isn’t that what truly matters? I would grab that chance and not let it go… just like I’m going to strangle my pony counterpart for being a stupid drunk idiot!” Rainbow laughed as she passed an arm behind Indigo’s shoulders. “Now, cheer up, cutie pie.”
Indigo sighed while Sout Sweet leaned in to kiss her on the cheek as an apology. “You guys can be so damn mushy… don’t stop.”
The trio began to laugh, their good spirits mixing with the rest of the ambient. That made Sunset smile and forgive her friends for fucking up (and thanking Sugarcoat for finding a way to remain in human form whilst in Equestria).
“Hey, hey, Sunset. Now that you’re an alicorn, does that mean that you’re immortal now?” Sonata asked while Pinkie cuddled against her.
Sunset blinked. “I… think? I don’t know how that works in the human world, but maybe?”
“Cool!” Sonata said before kissing Pinkie’s forehead. “You know… I’ve been around for a long time, Sunset. I don’t know about those two bitches, but thanks to this gem and you guys, I may be able to keep on kicking for a while,” snuggling against Pinkie, she continued. “This is the first time I’ve fallen in love for real and I’ll stay next to my Pinkie forever or for as long as she wants me to stay… but I have two other lovers: the sea and music.”
“Awwwwww, Sonataaaaa,” Pinkie squelead before kissing her girlfriend’s neck with the intent of leaving a hickey.
Blushing, the siren continued. “They never let me write any songs, because they thought they were stupid. But I once met a man called Shandelty around the fourteen-hundreds, he was such a good singer and he liked what I wrote! A few decades later I found out that he got kind of famous with the help of my songs. ‘A Siren taught them to me’, he said, and his kind of singing got honored in his name.”
“Are you fucking kidding me?” Sunny Flare exclaimed with wide, unbelieving eyes while the rest of the girls were interested but confused by Sonata’s tale.
“W-What I’m trying to say is… Sunset, I don’t know how to celebrate a lot of things except with my voice. And I feel like I should show you what your gift gave me back in the best way I can,” Sonata took in a deep breath, her gem faintly glowing. The talking around the campfire died out just to hear what she was going to sing next. Only Sunny Flare seemed to be the most excited about it, for some reason.
Stomping against a tree trunk in front of her a few times, Sonata began. “There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of that ship was the Billy O’ Tea. The winds blew up, her bow dipped down, blow, me bully boys, blow. Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~”
Sunset blinked, stunned by Sonata’s sudden interpretation. She had heard the song in passing, never truly put a lot of thought into it, but now that her friend was signing it, she was captivated by it. Looking at the rest of her friends, everyone was equally stunned, except for Sunny Flare. The light violet skinned woman joined Sonata’s stomping with her own.
“She had not been two weeks from shore when down on her a right whale bore. The captain all hands and swore he’d take that whale in tow. Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da~!” Sunny Flare joined Sonata’s singing in perfect sync.
“Before the boat had hit the water the whale's tail came up and caught her. All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her when she dived down low. Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~” the two girls sang more vividly, more confidently, and with burning fervor, pouring their hearts out into the song.
Vinyl, Lemon Zest, Pinkie, and Rarity, moved and driven by a strange spell, compelled them to join in the song as the next verse began. “No line was cut, no whale was freed, the captain's mind was not of greed. And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed. She took that ship in tow, huh! Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~ Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da~!”
Sour Sweet, Rainbow Dash, Indigo Zap, Twilight, and Applejack jumped to their feet as they joined their voices to the chorus. Spike also joined, howling lightly to add a special touch to the song. “For forty days or even more the line went slack then tight once more. All boats were lost, there were only four but still that whale did go. Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~” before the verse ended, Sugarcoat, Fluttershy, Trixie, and a smiling, tearful Sunset joined in the song; the latter moved by Sonata’s gift and a show of her genuine friendship.
“As far as I've heard, the fight's still on the line's not cut, and the whale's not gone. The Wellerman makes his regular call to encourage the captain, crew and all. Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~ Soon may the Wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum. One day when the tonguin’ is done we’ll take our leave and go~”
The song came to an end and Sunny Flare laughed. “I love you, Sonata! You’re the reason Sea Shanties are a thing!? I could kiss you!”
“Not without my permission~,” Pinkie sang and soon the group fell into a laughing fit.
As Sunset contemplated her friends laughing and having a good time, she smiled and wiped her tears away. Yeah, this kind of celebration is good, too… and less of a pain in my ass, too.
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-Berry’s Bar, Equestria, Ponyville-
“You know… with the amount of bits I pay you to record these fights and replace what’s broken, you could retire early, Berry,” Princess Luna said as she handed over a large bag filled with bits.
“And give up on my bar? Never, Moon-ass,” Berry replied, taking the bag and moving it away from her bar’s serving table. “How in Equestria did you convince me to go along with your crazy demands?”
Luna knew it was a rhetorical question, but she couldn’t pass up the chance to gloat about it. “Oh, I don’t know, maybe it has to do with that laundry list of charges, citations, unpaid infractions--”
“Okay, okay, I get it, geez, you don’t have to rub it in, Luna,” Berry sighed. “It’ll take around a week to fix everything and by that time I’m sure my regular clients will be eager to return and probably more than a few beat each other up again.”
“And I’ll be waiting for that most wonderful of moments!” Luna cheered, smiling. With a nod, she teleported away.
“Uggghhhhh, at this rate my bar is going to become a ring, fighting pit, or a damn club for anyone wanting to beat their snots out!” She breathed out a heavy sigh before she opened the bag and began to count the large sum of golden bits. She was just starting when something came to her. “...a fight club… wouldn’t be half a bad idea,” she smirked and began to sing. “Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da~”
The End.
Author's Note
Special thanks to anyone that read this!
