Late during Princess Luna's wonderful lavender night, you, the human, held a massive, black minigun before your marefriend Twilight Sparkle. The sexy purple unicorn lay upon a pink love heart-shaped bed. Your marefriend masturbated vigorously in anticipation at the sight of the black minigun you held in your hands. Her plump nether lips winked at you in greeting. Wet, slick sloshing sounds could be heard as her right hoof grinded back and forth against her sex. The moans and the animalistic horsey sounds she made was music to your ears.
“Oh, Anon! Give me one of your sexy grenades first! Before you stick that minigun into my pussy!” she cried out.
“Yes, my love,” you said softly, carefully laying the massive minigun down on the floor.
Twilight lit up her horn with a pinkish-red glow of magical energy. The same glow soon came to be wrapped around your body, creating a protective force field for you. With your protection in place, you picked up a grenade from a grenade pile off the floor.
You pulled the pin, then quickly stuffed it into her marehood without withdrawing your hand. You held the live grenade inside her pussy for a few seconds, before it harmlessly exploded inside her. Your hand was fully intact despite the violent explosion, and you didn’t feel a thing.
Upon the feel of the explosion going off inside her, Twilight uttered a loud whinny of pure bliss. Your face was subsequently blasted by a monsoon of creamy marecum exploding out of her pussy. Spurt, after spurt of her creamy essence, showered your face. By the time she stopped cumming, your bare naked body was little more than a snowman.
You loved and trusted your broken overpowered love Twilight Sparkle. There was something so sexy about sleeping with a living weapon of mass destruction. A weapon of mass destruction that does not abuse its power. Granted, all ponies seemed to be broken and overpowered. It was a good thing they were peace-loving hippies.
Fortunately, they seemed to be broken and overpowered in sexiness too. You didn’t like ponies in a romantic sense at first. Butt, their big fat butts got to you in the end. Plus, Twilight magically made your cock 20 inches long and 8 inches thick, along with a set of grapefruit-sized balls when you first made love to her. You trusted her completely after she did that for you. She also gave you a beer, steak, and a blowjob before sex. You wanted to marry this mare.
Not only that but you felt as if you were back in your early 20s. Twilight apparently made you immortal. In fact, all ponies are immortal here. The planet itself expands into a pocket dimensional field without interfering with the rest of the universe around it. Allowing the population of Equestria to keep growing and growing without running out of space. And with resources apparently being infinite on this planet, it could continue to do so.
Back in the present. Bits of metal shrapnel from the grenade came to fall out of her soaking wet pussy, coming to land on the bed below. Twilight sighed happily during the afterglow of her release. Her legs were twitching and her body was coated in sweat. You lay on top of your marefriend, and lay your hands upon her shoulders. The mare looked up at you with a pink blush upon her cheeks.
“I love you, Twilight,” you said softly, lovingly stroking her silky soft mane with your right hand. Twilight neighed and moaned happily as you pet her.
“NEEIIGGHH! Mmmm….I-I love you, too, Anon,” she said in a breathless voice.
With that, you brought your lips to hers. Your tongue licked the underside of her long and thick equine tongue. Twilight’s tongue swirled about in your mouth as she uttered muffled moans of pure bliss. During your kiss, you continued to lovingly stroke the back of her mane, amplifying the feel, and the tenderness of the kiss for her even more.
In addition, you teased your marefriend by grinding your thick cock against the plump lips of her soaking wet marehood. The razor sharp bits of metal shrapnel inside her pussy didn't hurt you while doing this.
You could be a retarded edgelord all you wanted with your sexy marefriend. You did want to burn all your guns when you came to Equestria. Why would you need them in such a peaceful land? However, Twilight convinced you otherwise.
Twilight was a very smart girl. She studied your weapons to see how they worked. She then began mass-producing the weapons to sell as sex toys to spice up the bedroom for her fellow ponies. The distant sounds of gunfire could be heard outside the window of the Golden Oaks Library. The ponies loved the guns. Since ponies had ridiculously durable bodies, the guns massaged them rather than hurt them.
When you told Twilight what guns were actually used for she began to cry. You could not stand to see her upset, so you shot her several times to make her feel happy with a pump-action shotgun. The spread of the pellets massaged her body far more than a single-shot pistol.
Princess Celestia is hard at work making powerful nuclear missiles to be used as fireworks for the upcoming wedding for Shining Armor and Cadence. She loves explosions. You would be concerned, but then you remembered ponies quite literally like to go for a swim in the sun.
For quite some time, you and Twilight Sparkle kissed in pure bliss. When you pulled back, a strand of both of your saliva connected your departing lips. She looked back at you with her big purple eyes with love into your small, human eyes.
This romantic moment was somewhat interrupted when she flashed her horn, and then a live grenade appeared in your hand. Twilight opened her muzzle wide, you took this as your cue to throw the grenade into her mouth. Twilight swallowed down the grenade with gusto and moaned in pure bliss. She giggled with a hoof over her mouth in anticipation of the explosion about to go off inside her.
The mare threw her head back and uttered a loud whinny of pure ecstasy when the grenade went off inside her. You could feel her orgasmic liquid splatter against your cock below. You smiled, and leaned down and left a soft kiss upon her forehead, just under her horn.
You pulled back to look upon your unicorn love below you. She stared up at you with tears of joy in her big, cute purple eyes. “Anon, use the minigun,” she said in a low voice.
You made to stand up, and went to retrieve the huge black minigun off the floor. With a grunt, you lifted the heavy minigun. With shaky legs, you carried it over to the bed. You positioned the thick tip of the black minigun before the entrance of her soaking wet marehood.
You looked down at Twilight's beautiful face. The mare was smiling up at you and waited for you to insert the black minigun into her pussy. And so, with a light push, you began to press the thick tip of the gun into her pussy. Twilight uttered a loud whinny upon the feel of the thick gun being pushed into her sex.
Inch by inch, you pushed the long and thick black minigun into her birth canal. Twilight’s pussy seemed to have plenty of space, it was as if her pussy was a pocket dimension. There was no bulge in her body even as you push half of the long and thick minigun inside her pussy.
Eventually, your gun bottomed out inside her. The entire barrel of the minigun was now inside her. Twilight uttered a series of low moans and groans of pure bliss at the feel of the massive gun inside her.
“Give it to me! Fire the gun!” she cried out.
As you love commanded you pulled the trigger, and the minigun subsequently began to fire inside her. Twilight uttered loud whinnies of pure bliss at the feel of the minigun barrel spinning inside her. The grooves of the minigun grinded against her needy sex as it spun at great speed inside her. The long and thick bullets from the gun hit her deepest barrier inside her pussy like 1000 penises thrusting inside her. The scalding heat coming off the gun also pleasured her greatly.
Twilight was in absolute bliss as you continued to fire the big gun inside her. Her body spasmed widely at the feel of the gun. She continued to utter loud horsey sounds and moans of pure bliss.
Unfortunately, the gun eventually ran out of ammo. You continued to spin the barrel of the gun inside her, but without the bullets, it was not the same pleasure as beforehand.
“Reload, my love,” she said in a low, breathless voice, wiping the sweat off her forehead with a hoof.
You pulled the minigun out of her pussy. She sighed sadly when you pulled the minigun out of her pussy. The barrel of the gun was red hot, smoke came spewing off the hot gun. Droves of bullets came falling out of her marehood onto the bed below without the gun to block them.
“You want to give the gun a blowjob this time, while it fires inside you?” you asked.
She simply nodded, and you proceeded to reload the gun.
You love giving your marefriend gun love.
