Troubleshoes took a moment to take in the sights and find a calmness in the tall trees and plant life around him. Compared to the mostly arid deserts of Appleoosa, the Kirin Village was a literal breath of fresh air.

As he walked around the town, he came across someone that was certainly not a Kirin, but a purple alicorn.

“Oh, hey Troubleshoes! What brings you to the Kirin Village?”

“Howdy, princess.” Troubleshoes gave Twilight a respectful bow. “Just thought it’d be nice to see the sights and all. Keep my mind off of everything going on so far. What about you?”

“Well, I’m here because Autumn Blaze invited me over,” Twilight explained. “She said she came up with an idea that might help for the month, and wanted me to see a demonstration, you wanna come with?”

Troubleshoes pensively looked side to side, “Well, guess it couldn’t hurt…”

The two walked over to the edge of the village, where they came across the kirin in question, who began excitedly jumping in place upon spotting Twilight.

“Oh! There you are! I’ve been waiting, like, all day for you!” It wasn’t difficult for her to notice the massive stallion behind her. “Oooh, I remember you! You’re that huge guy that I saw all the way back at Twilight’s castle!”

“Er, yeah, that’s me. Name’s Troubleshoes. Pleasure to make your acquaintance miss-”

“I’m Autumn Blaze! Though my friends just call me Autumn, or Blaze. Though I’ve never heard them call me something like Audie. Do you think that they should? Would it even catch on? Ooh, what about AB? That’d be-”

“Autumn.” Twilight quickly interrupted before she went off on an unstoppable tangent about nicknames.

“Right! Sorry!” Autumn sheepishly grinned. “So! I think I figured out something here. Like, no clopping for a month is hard, right? It just seems like you get turned on by things you didn’t even think would turn you on!” she said, talking to her audience like she was trying to sell something.

Twilight and Troubleshoes sat down and nodded along, trying to figure out where this was all going.

“Well! I think I found a trick that will take all those horny urges away! I call it Extreme Temperament Arousal Venting!”

“That’s a mouthful…” Troubleshoes muttered to himself.

Autumn looked at her unconvinced audience and took it in stride. “Alright, let me demonstrate. Just gotta get horny first.”

Autumn set her sights on Troubleshoes, her eyes going naturally where they’d go on such a big stallion. “Perfect! Troubleshoes! You. Are. Huge. And I’m not talking about just how tall you tower over me and Twilight!”

Troubleshoes flinched, his cheeks starting to burn red. He already knew where this was going.

“Like, I know it’s not even like, hard yet, but WOW. I don’t know how you don’t trip over yourself every day!”

“I...kinda do…” the stallion shamefully admitted. Though most of his stumbling wasn’t the result of being well-endowed.

“Well, that’s a small price to pay for having that cannon between your legs!” Drool was starting to form at the corners of Autumn’s cheeks as she walked closer. “I don’t know how mares and stallions aren’t throwing themselves at your hooves just to get a closer look at that thing!”

Just hearing Autumn talk about it so earnestly started to give Troubleshoes a stirring in his loins.

“Ooh, perfect! Maybe we’ll get to see it in all its glory!” Autumn grinned, excitedly trotting in place. “I know that we still got like a couple weeks left to go but oooh already I wanna just see how much I can fit in my mouth!”

Twilight uncomfortably glanced between the two, wondering if she needed to intervene.

Troubleshoes couldn’t stop his body, the more Autumn gushed about him, the harder he got. “Er...is this...supposed to go anywhere?”

“Oh you bet it’s going to go places! I got a few places it can go right now!” Autumn blurted out, tongue fully out of her mouth. She was about to lunge at the stallion before she stopped herself. “Nope! Can’t do that yet.”

Both Twilight and Troubleshoes let out a sigh of relief at Autumn finally showing some restraint.

“But GAAAH do I wanna!” Autumn growled, her eyebrows starting to catch fire as her teeth turned jagged and sharp.

Twilight instinctively started backing away, urging Troubleshoes to do the same.

“Rrrgh! Every day I feel so pent up! It’s driving me crazy! Every day feels like it lasts forever when you’re so horny and you can’t do anything about it! It’s taunting me and the fact that I can’t do anything about it makes me wanna…!”

With a distorted cry aimed at the sky, her ordinarily cream coat and green scales turned charcoal black. Her mane and tail were replaced by blue flames. Sharp fangs extended out as her eyes glowed a bright white.

“WHAT IN THE-?!” Troubleshoes scrambled to back away, but stumbled over himself and fell.

Autumn Blaze shot a pillar of fire out from her mane, and just as quickly as she transformed, she changed back. “Whew, alright. I’m good now.”

Though Troubleshoes was horrified by what he witnessed, Twilight was more concerned than anything. “So...that’s the trick you wanted to show?”

“Pretty much!” Autumn grinned. “Don’t even feel horny anymore! And it is great!”

“And how do you expect those of us that aren’t kirin to do this?”

Autumn looked at Twilight with a sheepish realization on her face. “...Oooooh riiiiight. That’s a good point. Well now I feel silly for wasting your time.”

“Well, I don’t think your strategy isn’t completely useless,” Twilight reassured her. “Venting your sexual frustrations could work to get rid of stress. Just, not all of us can release that stress in a flaming inferno, is all.”

“Really? So you think it could work out?” Autumn grinned. “What do you think, Troubleshoes? Yes or no?”

Still shaken up by the experience, Troubleshoes slowly and hesitantly nodded. “Uh, I think that it might be a little dangerous for somepony like me, but-woah woah!” His attempts to stand back up resulted in him falling back on his rear, sliding down the dirt path.

Twilight and Autumn dove out of the way, watching him slide down towards the Stream of Silence.

“Hurry! We gotta go get him before it’s too late!” Twilight cried out, breaking into a sprint.

“We really gotta rope that place off better,” Autumn muttered to herself, shaking her head as she joined the chase.

The two tried to catch up in time, but it was too late, Troubleshoes had flipped into the stream with a massive splash.

“Are you okay, Troubleshoes?!” Twilight asked, standing safely on the riverbank.

Troubleshoes stood up, dripping wet. His tall stature meant he was only halfway submerged. He looked at Twilight, only blinking in response, neither smiling or frowning.

Seeing Troubleshoes dipped into the stream got Autumn curious. “Are you feeling...horny?”

Troubleshoes looked over at Autumn, giving her a half-hearted shrug.

“We gotta get him back to normal…” Twilight sighed.

“WAIT!” Autumn gasped in epiphany, but quickly dismissed her idea as soon as she thought it up. “No you’re right, I’d rather never go through that again. I’ll go get the cure.”

Outside the School of Friendship, Silverstream’s run around the tracks had quickly turned into a straggling walk. “Can’t...feel...legs…” she wheezed, falling onto her belly.

Once she got her strength back, she crawled over to the bleachers, practically pouring the jug of water into her mouth.

“Haaah...so good...” She leaned back against the seats, staring out at the track.

As the runner’s high started to wear off, Silverstream looked around. Her usual workout partner Yona was studying with Ocellus for Professor Applejack’s class, but that wasn’t going to stop her from getting fit.

Still, running around all by yourself didn’t have nearly the same appeal. A quick look around confirmed that there was no one else around. No one to run with, no one to encourage her as she ran, or to discourage her to-

Silverstream looked down to see her hand slowly creeping down to her crotch. “Aaah! No! Bad!” She slapped her own wrist, chastising it like a misbehaving dog. Her hand still persisted, trying to get a good rub in, causing more wrist slaps to herself.

“Rrrgh! I want to, but I shouldn’t!” She groaned to herself, holding onto her own hands to try and gain her self-control back. “There’s only two weeks left...but that means there’s only two weeks left!”

She banged the back of her head against the seats in frustration. “Whyyyy? I wanna do it, I wanna do it soooo bad!”

Silverstream got on her knees, screaming at the sky. “Just give me a siiiiign!”

As if someone had actually listened to her, a cardboard box landed with a heavy thud in front of her.

“Ooh!” Silverstream looked up, trying to see who dropped the box, but the skies were still clear as far as her eyes could see.

With a shrug, Silverstream opened up the box, her jaw dropping upon viewing the contents. The box was half-full of dildos of all sorts of shapes and sizes and different varieties of lube. Silverstream reached into the box, holding two of them in her hands. “W-Woah…” She rummaged around in the box, wrapping her hands around each of them until she pulled out one that felt good to grip onto.

“Oooh, nice…!” she grinned, practically drooling over the white dildo she held in her hands.

She leaned back and spread her legs, preparing for insertion. Though the doubts still lingered in her mind.

“...Wait, am I really gonna do this?” She looked back and forth between the dildo and the box. “I wanna last the whole month...buuuut who else is gonna test all these out?”

With an eager grin, Silverstream shoved the dildo in, immediately eliciting a horny cry of pleasure. “Haaaagh…Oooh, this is a good fit...”

Silverstream slowly slid the rest in, shuddering and keeping her legs spread out. “Woooaaaah fuck this is amazing!” Eventually, she took the whole length, her whole body was already dripping with sweat from the workout, doing this only made it more intense.

“Aaah...Y-Yes!” Silverstream slowly pulled the dildo out, leaving only an inch inside before pushing it back in, getting into a solid back and forth rhythm.

As Silverstream felt herself getting closer to climax, Silverstream stopped her hand, slowly pulling the dildo out. “W-Wait...I...I can’t…” She placed the dildo to the side…

...And then reached into the box to grab a bottle of sea salt flavored lube.

“Not without being prepared!” Silverstream picked up a longer green one, and slathered it with the lubricant, sliding it inside her once it was nice and slippery.

Silverstream used both hands to pump the silicone cock in and out, moaning and panting while still very much out of breath. She kicked her legs up in the air, screaming her heart out in the empty field.

The cart of fireworks rumbled again, a pink and blue firework soared up high, the following explosion showing Silverstream’s sweaty face and wide, excited grin for all to see.

Ocellus and Yona dropped their books to rush to the window.

“Uh...that might be Yona’s fault…” Yona winced, feeling a few pangs of guilt.

“Wait, how?”

Cozy looked at the sky with a maniacal grin on her face. “HOOYAH! Suck it!” she cheered, sticking her tongue out at Chrysalis and pumping her hooves in the air and thrusting in a blatantly disrespectful celebratory dance.

“...It’s plain to see that you just got lucky...” Chrysalis grumbled.

Author's Note

So, uh...what's the score between Cozy and Chrysalis again?