The Clock Ticks In A Derpish Kinda Way
It was a wondrous day in ponyville and all residents were enjoying the peaceful quiet of day. That is, all except...them. The three ponies that were never quiet. Never peaceful. Of coarse these three I'm talking about are the time traveling threesome, Derpy Hooves, Dinky hooves, and the doctor. They, of coarse, were traveling through time and space, defying the laws of nature, and gravity alike in their time machine known as, the Tardis.
"Hang on, Derpy!" The Doctor yelled in his heavy english accent. "Something's not right!" Derpy stared at the Doctor in confusion.
"So? The Tardis always screws up on us!" Derpy exclaimed rather cheerfully.
"I suppose your right my dear..." He replied wearily. "Hand..er...hoof me the sonic screwdriver, would you?" Derpy nodded and handed the stallion his tool. Doctor began fixing everything he could. "Ah, there we are. I'm sure the Tardis will be back in ponyville soon!"
"Awww..." Dinky sighed with disapointment. "I wanna travel more!" Doctor opened his mouth to speak, but before any words made their way out, the Tardis began shaking.
"Hm?" Derpy grunted. "Uhh... Doctor...?" The wall eyed mare gasped. "Doctor look!!! Isn't that a space fragment!?"
"A space fragment? It can't be!" The Doctor replied. "You must be imagini- oh dear Celestia..." He stopped dead in his tracks. "It IS a space fragment!!! Why is the Tardis getting all...wonky? Ahh..." He searched frantically for a way to stop the direction of the Tardis.
"Mom?" Dinky tugged on Derpy's tail. "What's a space fragment?"
"It's uh... It's a..."
"Portal." The Doctor finished. "To another dimension. And looks like were going into it!" He held on to Dinky tightly as all three of them screeched as they tumbled forward into the hole in the stars. Doctor winced as he felt his head banging against the walls of the Tardis. Hanging on tightly to Derpy and Dinky, Doctor blacked out.
"Ugh...where..." The Doctor fluttered open his eyes. "Where are we?" He sat up and looked around. "Ponyville?" He said. The town looked just like ponyville only somehow....different.
"Daddy?" Dinky made out as she forced herself up. "Are...we in Ponyville?" She asked.
"No, I don't believe we are..." Doctor replied. "Derpy? Derpy, get up!"
The gray mare moaned and flicked her ear. "5 more minuets.."
"No, no Derpy, we crashed!" The Doctor sighed.
"Huh?" Derpy opened her eyes and groaned. "Wha..where?"
"I don't know." Doctor began. "We look like we're in Pony-"
"Who are you guys!?!" An angry voice cut them off. Doctor looked up in surprise to see Pinkie Pie standing there. The only thing was... her mane was down, and she seemed unhappy... which was unlike her. "WHO are you?" She demanded again.
"Pinkie Pie, It's me, the Doctor!" Doctor relied in shock. "And Derpy, and Dinky!"
"Pinkie Pie?" The mare said. "What kinda name is that?!?!"
"It's YOUR name." Derpy insisted.
"That's much too cheery. I am Pinkamena Diana Pie." Pinkie said, annoyed. "Not...'Pinkie Pie'" The mare pinned up against the three threateningly. "Got that?"
"Yes!" Doctor squeaked. "I suppose..." He looked away, and then back at her. "Where are we, exactly?"
"Welcome to Ponyville, The saddest place in Equestria." Pinkie sighed.
"That doesn't sound like Ponyville at all..."
"Pinkamena, who are these losers?" A mare who seemed to be Rainbow Dash fluttered next to Pinkie.
"Noone!" Pinkie yelled angrily. "Why? Mind your own business!"
"Oh,you wanna fight, Pinkamena?" Rainbow challenged. "I'll fight!" The two of them began screaming hateful things to eachother. Wanting to avoid conflict, Doctor and the rest of them sneaked away towards the library.
"Surely Twilight can explain..." Doctor said to Derpy.
"Yea, shes so smart!" Derpy replied.
Before he could knock, a very sad looking Spike came outside.
"Hello..." He said weakly. "Help...me..." Doctor jumped in surprise.
"What's wrong?"
"I'm...her slave..." Spike rasped. "Kill....me...please...."
"No, I..." Doctor faltered. Twilight appeared out the door. She had multiple scars on her face, and she seemed to be upset.
"Who are you?" Twilight asked harshly. "What do you want?"
"Twi, it's me! The Doctor!"
"Nope." Twilight replied. "I don't know you, sir. Go away!" She slammed the door.
"Where are we?" Derpy asked. "This is NOT Ponyville."
"Well... I'm guessing we are...but In a different dimension. A sad, angry dimension." ?Doctor explained.
"I don't like it!" Dinky cried. "I wanna go home!"
"I do too, Dinky..." Derpy said.
"Don't worry, girls! I'll figure it out!" Doctor said enthusiastically. They made there way to Fluttershy's cottage. Knocking on the door, the Doctor hoped for a friendly face. What came was far from it. Fluttershy had ripped jeans, a blue color. She had a spiked collar wrapped around her neck, a scar on her left eye. She had a black, torn up shirt, and a nose ring.
"What do ya want?" She said harshly.
"Fluttershy?" Dinky asked.
"Fluttershy? Kid, I'm Rebelshy."
