Hooker Housecall Hijinx

by DHeroRedMagma

Rating: mature
Tags: Original Character, Porn, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Profanity, Anthro, Applejack
Length: 3360

Learning that he is to go and make a house call as a hooker, Magma quickly learns he is in a sticky situation as he was requested by two different mares who were sisters and live together. Problem is neither is aware that the other hired a hooker.

After being reluctantly requested to take part in Flanksworth's new house call program, Magma goes out to satisfy the customers who requested him. He is unaware that two sisters who claim that "No one will be home" have ordered him. Can he keep the two of them from finding out they ordered a hooker? Or will he be caught in the middle?

Commissioned by Thunder

Cover art by bigdad

The following fic contains: Pizza, prostitution and enough cum for two sisters. Reader discretion is advised.

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Published 2021-11-04 14:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2022-02-22 18:53:52 UTC

Client 1

On a normal afternoon in Ponyville, a familiar plucky red unicorn was happily whistling to himself while carrying a pizza to his designated job. However he is neither a construction worker or a pizza delivery pony. He is a male entertainer at Flanksworth part time, and as to what he is doing that all started earlier…

“So you want me to hook up with some clients at their houses?” Magma questions. “Something tells me that could be a recipe for disaster, Scorch,” he explains to the current owner and proprietor of Flanksworth.

“No way, it will be perfect and we’ll make lots of bits too!” Scorch points out while underneath his desk one of the strippers is giving him head.

“Okay...but wouldn’t we then be common hookers? And what if one of the clients is cheating and we are then put in danger with a potentially hostile partner?” Magma asks, wondering what the lusty owner has in mine.

“Relax, we make them fill out a form and filter out any problematic things such are coltfriends and husbands,” Scorch reaffirms. “This was all Boner Garage’s idea, right Boner Garage?” Skorch asks the mare underneath his desk who is giving him head, which she responds by sticking her hand into view giving a thumbs up.

“Ughhhhh fine but the second this backfires in any way, I’m not doing it again,” Magma claims.

“Good now head to grrh Sweet Apple Acres and bring a pizza with a hole cut out of the bottom to stick your dick in, then I’ll let you know about your second client,” Scorch grunts as he seemingly is close to orgasm.

“Riiiiight…. I’m gonna go now,” Magma responds awkwardly, backing out of Scorch’s office.

Now back to the present Magma continues to loath the position he is in as a housecall hooker. Especially since Skorch didn’t give him a bit for this pizza either.

“I swear he better pay me back for this,” he grumbles under his breath as he walks up the path to the Apple family farm.

“Let’s see the client is a mare named Applejack, she requested roleplay, she is single but lives with family but they are all not at home for the week,” Magma says to himself reading over the note he was given pertaining to the customer he will be servicing.

In the farm house Applejack the mare in question who was expecting her escort to arrive at any moment now, trying to look as sexy with a slight hint of slutty to her look. She then goes to look outside, spotting a pony carrying a pizza and smiles from ear to ear.

“About time, mama needs some meat!” Applejack states slowly making her way down into the living room.

Outside Magma reaches the porch and knocks on the screen door, while using his magic to cut a hole in the box and pizza to fit his meat into for the convenience of the specified roleplay.

In no time Applejack swings both doors open before greeting the stallion standing there.

“Pizza delivery for one Applejack,” Magma states to her.

“Oh about time, I’ve been starving for this extra sausage pizza,” Applejack mentions in a sultry seductive tone. “And I hope you’d be willing to accept my form of payment as well,” she adds, biting her lower lip and making suggestive poses that accentuate her breasts which all but threatened to spill out at a moment's notice. “Why don’t you come on in,” she invites him in.

He enters and sits on the couch with the pizza box still at crotch level and she joins him on the couch before grabbing the lid and opening.

“Let me just have a looksee first,” Applejack states as she lifts it open to see his big red meatstick semi erect flopping just above the cheesy pizza. “Mmmmm perfect, now for a taste,” she purrs, grabbing his shaft and giving it a few pumps before giving a long tantalizing lick. “Deeeelicious~” she happily coos before beginning to suckle on his blunt headed tip. Magma leans back moaning as she starts giving him a head, with the wafting aroma of both his musk and the freshly cooked pizza flooding Applejack’s nose.

She bobs deeper down his tower of dickflesh, coating it in her saliva, trickling down through the well made hole and landing on his sack. She pops off his cock stroking it and lifting the pizza up and putting it on the table before going back down on him but without sticking her face in the cheesy goodness of the pizza. She continues to go ham on his pole practically choking on it at times to get it nice and slick, her huge melon then spills out of her loose top as she continues to give him head. After a few more minutes Magma feels the mighty need to sheath his meat sword inside her warm passage.

“Fuck, I think this sausage needs to cook a bit more,” he hints continuing the roleplay.

“Mmmm then let’s head upstairs, where I have a nice warm oven,” Applejack says jacking him off so he stays hard before spitting on his dick.

Applejack leads him upstairs wiggling her ass as she walks up each step. Magma is merely left with a pleasant view, stroking his spit shined cock.

They both enter Applejack’s bedroom with her sashaying over to the bed lowering her booty shorts, and wiggling her jiggly rump at him to further entice him and bending over her bed.

“Come on, let’s heat up that big juicy sausage,” Applejack says in a sultry voice, now shaking her ass.

“Can do,” Magma responds, closing the distance being led by his erection and instantly without hesitating buries his boner in her cock garage. Applejack coos with pleasure as he begins working his hips in and out of her, dicking her down properly with meaty smacks echoing throughout the room. Applejack’s knees and pussy quiver from the pleasure she is experiencing biting her lip and digging her fingers into the sheets, squirting her juices along his length and sack soaking them up real good.

Magma continues to grunt, slinging good dick into her, gritting his teeth and grabbing ahold of her hips to help guide his powerful thrusts to hit their mark each time. His twin cum factories begin to churn with his liquid fertility ready to discharge inside her, as he keeps fucking her causing her to reach her own orgasm first. Clamping down on his length squeezing it to try and work out his own orgasm. He then howls and unleashes a thick gooey torrent of spooge deep into her vagina, gluing it shut with the volume of his load causing her to gain a cum belly fast as she passes out of pure bliss and power of her orgasm.

After several minutes he pulls out his cum coated donger letting a cascade of nut butter flow out of her snatch. He decides to go to the bathroom and clean off his little pony, afterwards he closes her bedroom door to let her rest after a good fuck session.

Heading downstairs sitting on the couch he opens the box of pizza and begins eating a slice, leaning back and getting comfortable.

“Huh this maybe isn’t a bad idea,” he comments to himself as he chews.

After saying that he hears the door open and a yellow mare with a red mane done up with a bow enters.

“Wow you’re here already?” she comments. “I just got back from Flanksworth, you folk work fast,” she adds

“What?” Magma asks.

Client 2

Magma stares looking at the stacked sister to his first client as she saunters over and joins him on the couch.

“I’m glad you're here. My family is outta town on business and I need a little stress relief,” she explains looking down to see he is nude from the waist down. “Eager too, I like it,” she purrs in his ear as he swallows the last bit of his pizza nervously. He is aware that her sister is upstairs thoroughly plowed by him. “Golly this thing is massive!” she exclaims hefting his bitch tamer in her hand. “They weren’t lying, hope I can take this monster your packing,” she proclaims slowly jerking him off.

“Y-yeah,” Magma shakingly states. Unsure of what to do and cursing Skorch and his horny mindset.

“How shall we start this off then? A bit of foreplay?” Applebloom suggests, still stroking his member.

“S-sure, how about I eat you out first?” Magma states, figuring that if he works hard enough he can get her off quick and bail.

“Oh ya’ll sure know how to treat a gal,” she mentions slipping her daisy dukes off along with her panties. She then spreads her exposed sex with her fingers and opens her legs wide to invite him in. He kneels down and digs into her muff, lapping it up with his tongue. Flicking her clit with a stray finger to send a jolt of pleasure through Appleblooms system as she shivers in wrapping her legs around his head and drawing him in. She lets out a sultry moan and begins to toy with one of her breasts as his tongue works magic on her sex, dancing around as expected of a professional. She continues to let out loud moans in squeaks which concerns Magma as he knows her big sister is upstairs passed out covered in cum. Working to wrap this up quickly as he can as she is being far too noisy.

“Oh golly I’mma gonna cum!” she announces at the top of her lungs much to Magma’s dismay as he soon tastes her pussy juice on his tongue. Spraying his muzzle with as much as she can muster gives a certain tangy taste to it. “Fuuuuck…. That felt good…” Applebloom lazily mentions going all limp like a noodle. Magma sits up now, released from the leg lock he was in and wiping her juices from his face.

“I hope that was satisfactory cause if so I will see myself-” Magma prattles on trying to bail out.

“Whaddya mean, I got you for the next five hours,” she informs him to which he stops dead in his tracks internally screaming fuck. “Plus I ain’t gonna let you go till I get a ride on that meat rocket of yours,” she points to his throbbing erection he has. Having been so worried about awakening her sister hadn’t noticed his other head doesn’t care for his problems and wants to be buried deep in one of his clients' holes.

“Figures,” He mutters under his breath.

“C'mon let’s go to ma bedroom,” she whispers, leading him upstairs with him following boner first.

The duo enter the bedroom with Magma shutting the door as softly as possible. Once he turns around he sees a now fully nude Applebloom waiting on her bed giving a ‘come hither’ look craning her finger to draw him in.

Responding he is then led by his other head as he joins her on the bed and scooping one of her hand filling melons and taking it into his maw suckling on it like a newborn babe. Applebloom lets out a sheepish gasp of surprise as he sucks, with her reaching down and stroking his rock hard member generating plenty of pre cum to lube him up for insertion. Wasting no time and figuring the sooner he can plow her into a stupor the better, he pops off her teat and gently pushes her back onto the bed as he crawls atop her with his erect staff aimed right at her velvet curtains.

He prods at her muff gently parting it open with his flat headed tip but backs away getting slightly moistened by her own juices coating him. He leans down and once again engulfs a boob in his maw as he then presses onward giving a slow and steady thrust into her vaginal hole being welcomed in with the tightness and resistance it presents around his size. She lets out sheepish moans of pleasure as she feels him burrowing his way inside her wet gates. Meaty schlaps begin to fill the room as he assumes a brisk plapping pace, having her get used to his girth and to not injure her so she can enjoy the pleasure alongside him. He snarls a bit under his breath, forming a good rutting pace calling on his more animalistic instincts to pound the pussy he is breaking in.

“Oh sweet Celestia!~” Applebloom cries out her face twisted in pleasure. His plapping increasing in speed and veracity eager for his soldier to explore her depths to the fullest, a river of her feminine lube trickling down and coating his meaty sack. Grunting he feels his sack tighten with his twin cum factories ready to discharge their load deep into her womb.

“Agh agh fuck I’m gonna cum!” he howls as he thrusts his mighty spear in one last time hitting her womb and letting the cascade of spooge escape his meat rocket, flooding her tunnels and causing her belly to bulge from the output of his balls filling her like a cream puff. Applebloom’s eyes cross and her tongue falls out as her own genitals cling to his shaft for dear like shooting juices and seizing like noponies business.

After a good ten minutes of non stop orgasming Magma pulls his cock out and shoots the remainder of his load onto her stomach and hitting some under boob as well. Panting as the two struggle to search for breath.

“What in Celestia’s name is going on here!?” a voice from behind him shouts in question.

“Sis the fuck you doing here!?” Applebloom exclaims in surprise.

“I could ask you the same with the hooker I ordered!” The elder apple sister responds.

“Your hooker!?” the younger one retaliates.

“So close…” Magma says to himself.

Clients 1 & 2

“Why are ya even here!?” Applebloom exclaims covering herself with her covers.

“That is my question!” the elder sister fires back.

“You were supposed to be out helping Twilight!” Applebloom spits.

“And you were supposed to help Big Mac with the delivery!” Applejack responds.

All the while Magma wondered how he let himself get dragged into this predicament, and planned on getting even with Skorch for this. The two sisters continue to bicker at each other over this situation with Magma caught in the middle unsure if he should slink away or try to interject himself in this.

“H-how about we all calm down and talk about this like adults?” Magma suggests which the two then glare at him.

“Look who’s talking I thought you woulda told me ma kin hired you!” Applejack turns her rage towards him.

“Yeah you never mentioned that you just fucked my sister!” Applebloom joins in.

“Wait what? I didn’t even know prior-” he soon scrambles to defend himself realizing they turned on him.

“How could you not!?” Applebloom exclaims. “Didn’t you bother to inquire who you were gonna slide your salami into?” she adds.

“Well… I uhhh…” he trails off, not knowing how or what to say. He probably should have asked who he would be dicking down, and maybe this whole thing could have been avoided. But instead he plowed both these sisters and is getting his butt chewed out.

“Matter of fact you're still on the clock for me!” Applejack states poking him in the chest.

“So you're just gonna come in and interrupt my fun and take my hooker at the same time!?” Applebloom complains, clinging to his arm.

“He ain’t yours he’s mine I paid!” Applejack fires back.

“I paid him too!” Applebloom shoots back.

“I paid first!” Applejack responds.

“I made him cum harder!” Applebloom defends.

“Bullshit!” Applejack argues.

This goes on for a good while with Magma caught in the middle, being pulled by the two arguing siblings.

“Okay, just stop!” he blurts out, causing them to both stop and stare with bewilderment. “There has to be a solution to this other than bickering at one another,” he mentions to which the duo look at each other then back at him and grin maliciously.

“I reckon there is,” Applejack points out before joining in bed and pushing him over. “Applebloom I got dibs on his peter,” she adds.

“Fiiiine,” Applebloom complains before getting up and quickly smothering his face with her butt. “Hope you took a deep breath,” she warns him, too little too late as he can now only grab hold of her pert booty and begans to eat her already fucked snatch.

Applejack on the other hand soon hops on his disco stick slamming her heavy rump down on his pole in one go. She smirks and begins to plap her gushing cunny greedily eating up every inch of him leaving a thick trail of her pussy juices along the way. Meaty slaps of her jiggly fit bum echo each time it lands on his crotch causing the cheeks to ripple to great effect.

While Applejack is in the process of attempting to pound his pelvis into dust, Applebloom continues to grind her slit into his muzzle leaving a trail of her mare slime. Working her hips into a frenzy as his tongue brushes over her sensitive clit, sending a shock of pleasure throughout her system each time which fuels her fiery passion.

Magma on the other hand realizes he is absolutely helpless and at the mercy of the randy apple sisters. Rather than attempting to resist, just give in and give these two more bang for their buck literally. He works his hips with some upward thrust, his own femboyish hips colliding with her ass causing an earth shattering ripple with her ass cheeks. Applejack’s eyes cross as her cunny spasms and clings to his schlong for dear life as she squirts it full of juices but not stopping her humping.

While for the younger apple he reaches up and grabs two handfuls of ass kneading it like dough and tongue punches her cunt with expert precision, sending shivers down Appleblooms spine as she moans loudly and creams herself. With her tongue falling out and screeching to the high heavens, the ponies in Cloudsdale could hear what was going on in the farmhouse.

The two farm mares continuously creating motion causes the bed’s springs to creak and strain barely able to compensate for such a through fucking. The bed already withstood one rough rutting but this one with three ponies involved is much more intense causing the frame to slowly give way. It couldn’t last with the frame snapping and the springs going flying as the trio crash to the ground as they consecutively reach their peaks. Magma grunts and begins shooting his load deep inside Applejack, instantly bloating her with no effort due to the sheer volume. As the two coat his crotch and face respectively with their feminine lube, amidst the rubble of the poor bed that had given way and laid below them.

After ten minutes till the mind blowing and bed destroying orgasms past both sisters collapse one with her eyes crossed and legs twitching and the former with a bloated belly of cum. Magma gently pushes them both off his body, able to breath in fresh air. before getting up and surveying the damage.

“Well… I did my job I guess,” he mentions with his sore prick having finally softened at long last from the back to back fuckings he had to provide.

He makes his way to retrieve his clothes and leaves the farm afraid that Skorch may have whored him out to some other customers without his knowledge and heads back to Flanksworth.

He soon makes a beeline to Scorch's office and flings the door open.

“Hey how’d it go?” he asks with a grin which slowly fades when Magma closes and barricades the door with a chair.

“Oh you will find out, when I make your ass as sore as my dick!” Magma proclaims, causing Scorch to gulp as Magma lunges at him.