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Cupid Jokes

by Impossible Numbers
"Romance ain't for the romantic, buddy. Say, you don't mind if I have that drink, do you? Cheers."

Lemon Hearts is an Equestrian matchmaker. That's sort of like a doctor for ponies with a very specific and persistent disease. And like most doctors, she hasn't picked the soft option.

In the magical land of Equestria, even love isn't a fairy tale. Not all the time. Certainly not forever after.

Of course, she's got the backstage pass to love: the black, unsavoury-looking one that lets her access all floors, including its classy penthouse apartment. And its rotten underbelly.

Mad couples, unhealthy habits, lots of cider, and a princess who's a little too perfect... You gotta laugh, because you're not allowed to cry...

Teen
Complete
Romance
Drama
Comedy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
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9400 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

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