Galaxy's Greatest MILF

by garatheauthor

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Cadance, Equestria Girls, Porn, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Shining Armor, Sex, Human
Length: 9799

A normal day off turns into a struggle for the planet's very survival as Cadance faces off against an intergalactic conqueror in three contests of slutitude.

A normal day off turns into a struggle for the planet's very survival as Cadance faces off against an intergalactic conqueror in three contests of slutitude.

Contains: Skimpy Clothes, Oral, Vaginal Sex, and Accidental Infidelity.

Cover art uses vectors from RazeTheBeast.

Commission for Ploish, many thanks to them for funding my depravity.

Published 2021-11-07 21:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2021-11-07 21:10:02 UTC

Galaxy's Greatest MILF

“Isn’t nature just beautiful?” Shining Armor asked.

He motioned out to the valley before them. It was a piece of Eden plopped right smack dab in the middle of a national park near Canterlot.

Cadance came up alongside him, playfully bumping into him as she draped an arm around his waist. “It looks amazing.”

“I’m just glad that we finally got a chance to come out here,” Shining said, sighing fondly. “Felt like we haven’t been out in nature in ages.”

Cadance glanced over her shoulder. “Flurry what do…”

Her daughter’s nose was in her phone, flicking away from one app and into another with quite some efficiency.

“It looks great mom,” she murmured.

She slid her finger across the screen to muster a response to someone on the internet.

“Are you honestly texting your friends, right now?” Shining grumbled.

Flurry shook her head. “I was letting Pumpkin know that I’d be willing to take her shift next week and then I got an email from the University of Canterlot about the upcoming campus tour that I needed to respond to ASAP.” She flashed a tight smile and then switched to another app. “But now I’m catching up on Trotgram.”

Cadance cleared her throat. The displeased noise seemed like it was enough to get Flurry to look up, blinking in surprise.

“What?” Flurry asked. “I thought you’d be happy that I was taking my adult responsibilities so seriously?”

“Adult responsibilities can wait until we’re back home,” Shining chided. “Right now, we’re trying to be one with nature.”

He pulled away from Cadance and motioned outwards.

“See isn’t it…” he began.

Though before he could finish with that thought, he was cut off by a bright light that erupted from the evening sky. It bathed the three of them in an eerie and unnatural glow.

Shining’s expression slipped. “That probably isn’t good.”

Cadance looked around the chrome-ladened room, seeing an endless expanse of shiny silver and steel in every direction. Though the metal was tarnished with rocky and coral-looking growths upon it, adding splotches of blues, pinks, and purples upon practically every single surface.

There was a massive window to the side and down below was a little blue pearl that she knew as their planet. She’d seen it enough times in books and maps to recognize the distinct shapes of continents and oceans.

Honestly, she probably should’ve been freaking out. But she was mostly shocked that she was in space more than anything else.

How many people got to enjoy a view like this?

Shining screamed, pulling Cadance out of her thoughts.

“We’re in fucking space!” Shining yelled. “Why are we in fucking space?” He drew in a terse breath, letting it out with a panicked puff. “This isn’t good, this is really not good.”

Cadance nodded. “Yeah, this is probably pretty bad, isn’t it?”

Flurry moved towards the window and was about to touch it when suddenly a horn bellowed from down the expansive hall before them. Each of them turned to face what looked like a throne of sorts.

That’s when Cadance realized that the coral growths were some form of living creature. They peeled themselves away from the walls and stood upon two legs. Their shape looked vaguely human though made of a stony but spongy substance instead of flesh. Also, they lacked faces, looking much like mannequins.

They kneeled before this throne and soon a creature descended from the roof. It was lowered down by thin cables until it settled within its throne.

This coral creature was the most human of them all, having a distinctly feminine body type, curving and thick, much like Cadance’s own. Her coral was made up of a regal purple accented with blacks and greens.

Though this one’s mannequin face soon shuddered and a human complexion formed upon the coral with eyes, lips, ears, and a nose emerging from the mass.

She looked oddly beautiful and almost completely human. At least, if you focused upon the face and nothing else.

“Greetings,” the coral woman said, flashing a smile. “Sorry for your sudden abduction but I am Queen Chrysalis and I’ve brought you here today as ambassadors of Earth to the Changeling Stellar Empire.”

Cadance blinked. “What?”

“Err… excuse me?” Shining beaconed, offering a tense smile. “But I think you’ve grabbed the wrong family. I’m just a manager at a security firm and my wife is a dean at a private school. You probably wanted to grab the president or something, not us?”

Chrysalis chuckled. “Your president would not have fulfilled the role we are looking for. He is far too…” Her expression curled in disgust. “Old and masculine to represent your planet fairly in the upcoming competition.”

“Competition?” Flurry asked. “What sort of competition?”

“Wait?” Chrysalis cocked a brow. “Did our transmissions not come through? Tell me, do you not use ultraviolet communication to transmit your messages?”

Shining and Cadance looked at each other. It seemed like neither of them knew what that even meant.

Flurry shook her head. “No, we transmit our communications on radio waves. They’re like way longer.”

Chrysalis pondered this for a moment before chuckling. “Why, how antiquated. Your race will surely be a nice little treat to add to our dominions.” She shook her head. “Anyways, we’re looking to conquer your planet…”

Cadance swallowed. “Oh.”

“But,” Chrysalis continued. “Under the Treaty of Zargos Prime, I am supposed to engage in a competition against the most qualified champion of your planet to determine the fate of your entire civilization.” She then pointed at Cadance. “Which in this case would be you?”

“Me?” Cadance asked. “I don’t see why I’d be the most qualified person on the planet to…”

“It’s a competition about who’s the better slut,” Chrysalis cut in.

Shining hissed through teeth. “I’m sorry babe but she’s got you there.”

Cadance glared hotly at him. She was about to defend her honour though her expression promptly fell and she sighed in defeat.

“Fair,” she murmured.

“Hey!” Flurry cut in. “I’m also a huge…”

She stopped talking when her dad looked at her and cocked his brow.

“Nevermind,” Flurry whispered. “Just uh… just forget that I said anything.”

“You are a good champion in waiting,” Chrysalis explained as she wagged a finger at Flurry. “But your mother’s years of experience make up for far more than your youthful body could ever hope to muster. Your spirit is noted, however.”

Shining shook his head. “I don’t know what to even say, this all sounds so… strange? Like don’t alien invasions usually involve, well, invading?”

Chrysalis looked at Shining for a moment before she tilted back her head and cackled. The volume of her laughter was enough to make him flinch. Though it was not cruel laughter but instead more amused than anything else.

“We’re not barbarians anymore,” Chrysalis said. “The Treaty outlawed all those nasty little weapons of war. No, by doing this we save on manpower and resources while minimizing the damage done to our new acquisitions.” Her gaze then turned quite dangerous as she smirked at the humans. “Though the old ways can be used if a planet doesn’t follow the rules.”

Cadance shivered at the way those words came forth, practically quaking as she saw the glee in Chrysalis’ eye. Maybe the old ways were gone but even she could tell that this was someone who used to revel in how things were done back in the day.

Chrysalis stood up and descended the stairs. With every step she took, her body started to shift, transforming from a rocky stature and into something soft and utterly human. Her skin was jet black but her beauty and allure more than equaled Cadance’s.

She was also completely naked, causing Shining and Flurry to gawk at her. Though thankfully she snapped her fingers, summoning a faceless minion to bring out a robe for her to wear.

“This is how this is going to work,” Chrysalis explained as she cinched her attire closed. “We partake in three activities that represent our unique skill set. The first to reach two points will be deemed the winner. If I win…” She smirked. “Which I fully intend to, then your planet is mine. But if you win, by some strange happenstance, then I’ll leave your planet in peace for the next generation. Just as it is stated in the Treaty.”

“Our unique skill set is pretty subjective,” Cadance replied, folding her arms in front of her chest. “How will we know which of us has won each round?”

Chrysalis snapped her fingers and suddenly a table appeared at the end of the room with three seats at it. Two were occupied by other rocky creatures who both bore faces and were beaming with wide smiles.

“A panel of three judges,” Chrysalis explained. “Two representing my race and one from yours.”

Cadance didn’t like that arrangement, she didn’t like it one bit. That configuration was already rigged beyond belief.

Though before she expressed this fact, she heard the echo of a voice, reveling in the old ways of conflict. The ones that involved lasers and invasions. So, in the end, a rigged competition was far better than her entire planet getting turned into slag.

Reluctantly she nodded. “I select Shining as my judge.”

Chrysalis shook her head. “He will have another use in this competition.”

Cadance cocked a brow and looked at her husband. Though upon doing so, her eyes widened.

It would seem that he was becoming younger, the wrinkles leaving his complexion and the grey in his hair becoming a vibrant blue.

“What are you doing to him,” Cadance whispered.

“We needed a stud and unfortunately he was the only one who was easy enough to acquire,” Chrysalis explained. She then pointed at Flurry Heart. “You will act as the third judge for this competition.”

Flurry stuck out her tongue. “Really? You want me to rate my mom’s sexual abilities?”

Chrysalis blinked as if that dynamic had not dawned on her until this point. She pondered it for a moment before simply nodding.

“Yes,” she said. “It is a tradition in our culture that the next generation of champions learn from the current generation. One day, you may be forced to serve in my army and this will provide valuable experience.”

“I uh… I’ll pass,” Flurry said.

Chrysalis frowned. “You know that your planet is at stake, correct?”

Flurry sucked in a breath through clenched teeth. “Yeah, that’s a real bummer and all. But I make a very concerted effort to avoid knowing anything about my parent’s sex life.”

“Flurry,” Cadance hissed. “I promise I’ll cover all your therapy costs if you just do this for the good of humanity.”

Shining nodded. “And I’ll make sure you never run out of club money throughout university.”

Flurry pursed her lips together and shuddered. But in the end, she moved towards the judging table, plopping down next to the other two.

“Hi, I’m Ocellus,” one of the rock creatures beamed. “Mom says I get to help her with world conquest today.”

The second nodded towards her. “And I’m Thorax.”

Chrysalis moved towards Cadance, standing in front of her. She smiled at the other woman as she placed a hand upon her shoulder. Her touch was surprisingly smooth for a creature who was made out of rock.

“So, these will be the three categories we will be reviewed on,” she began. “Flirting, nurturing, and impregnation.”

Cadance cocked a brow. “Impregnation? I think you’re overestimate how fertile my body is at this point.”

“Well thankfully we have space technology to help with that,” Chrysalis replied, offering a terse smile. “Plus, your husband has been pumped full of all sorts of experimental chemicals to help with this process.”

Shining grinned a dopey smile. “I feel fucking fantastic.”

Cadance pursed her lips together and looked at her husband. “Any chance I can keep him this way after I win?”

Chrysalis rolled her eyes. She drew away, making her way over to a stage in the middle of the room.

“I was actually thinking of keeping him as a trophy for when I win, actually,” she replied.

She snapped her fingers and another Changeling came forth. He also had a face though his seemed permanently affixed into a dark scowl. He looked at Cadance as if she were dirt upon his boot, not even pretending to hide his disdain for her.

“Dear Pharynx will be our referee for each round,” Chrysalis explained. “He’ll ensure that neither of us are cheating?”

Cadance looked at him and shook her head.

So, what if the cards were rigged? It was only the fate of her entire planet on the line. That wasn’t even that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

Barely even noteworthy.

She let out a terse note of pent-up laughter.

“Nervous?” Chrysalis asked.

Cadance shook her head and forced a smile. “What me? No, never.”

“Really?” Chrysalis asked, flashing her own cocky smirk. “Because if I had to face the queen who vanquished over six hundred planets before mine, I would be absolutely petrified.” She made a pleased little noise. “But maybe you humans are just made of stronger stuff.”

She stepped up upon the stage and motioned for Cadance to join her.

Cadance did just that, moving towards the stage and standing upon it. The glow of the lights made it hard to see beyond her immediate surroundings but she could spot the three judges chatting with one another. At the very least, Chrysalis had apparently selected friendly pawns for this kangaroo court.

“The first competition will be in flirting,” Pharynx growled. “The two champions will mimic earthen airline attendants and attempt to entice Shining Armor into the plane's bathroom. There they will assist him in joining the mile high club. The first to do so will be crowned the victor.”

Cadance snorted. “Do you honestly think that my husband would select another woman over me?”

“I think that’d be an interesting experiment to partake in,” Chrysalis teased. “But thankfully one that we won’t need to perform.”

Suddenly her black skin started to molt and was replaced with a faint pink. At the same time, her body started to shift with her fat distributing into a bunch of new places. In a matter of seconds, Cadance was looking into the eyes of a perfect replica of herself. A version that was now wearing a skimpy airline attendant’s uniform.

The trim of the skirt was short, exposing a lot of leg and the top was cropped in such a way that it showed off a lot of her duplicate’s tits. Her clone then smiled and snapped her fingers, adding just a little extra cushion to her bosom.

“What?” Chrysalis asked. “Didn’t expect my race to be masters in the art of mimicking?”

She reached down and cupped her breasts, giving them a firm squeeze.

“You know, I’m kind of shocked that these are real,” Chrysalis quipped.

Cadance knitted her brow but didn’t rise to the challenge. She instead surveyed the room.

“Well, where’s my outfit?” she asked.

There was a poofing sound and when she looked down, she noticed that she was wearing a similarly skimpy outfit to Chrysalis’ own. It had honestly been a long time since she’d dressed like this and it felt kind of nice.

“How do I look, Shining?” Cadance asked, glancing at her husband.

She made sure to do a little spin so he could check her out from every angle imaginable.

Shining offered a thumbs up. “You look empowering, babe.”

Suddenly the stage started to shift as several lines of artificial airplane seats emerged from the floor. All of them were occupied by changelings except for one entire row that was devoid of patrons.

Pharynx motioned to this row and Shining took the hint, taking a seat and buckling himself in. The referee then motioned to the two contestants and ushered them towards the back of the plane.

Cadance and Chrysalis did so, stepping behind the curtain. They exchanged looks with Cadance’s being incredibly heated while Chrysalis just seemed amused.

“What?” Chrysalis asked, her voice now a perfect mimic of Cadance’s. “Don’t you have any faith that your husband will be able to spot the difference between us?”

Cadance only grunted a response.

“Would you like to go first?” Chrysalis offered, batting her lashes. “Or should I?”

Cadance smirked. “You are more than welcome to try. I think I’d love to see you fall flat on your face.”

Chrysalis rolled her eyes. “Well, aren’t you a catty one.”

She examined her outfit and reached for the hem of her skirt, lifting it up and ensuring that there was a lack of panties underneath. When she was assured that she’d reached peak sluttiness, she grabbed a paper cup and a pitcher of water.

With these in hand, she stepped out and into the cabin.

She ignored the rows of changelings until she reached Shining Armor’s seat. Once there, she flashed a tight smile.

“Would you like some water, Sir?” she asked.

Shining looked up and offered a polite smile. “I’d love some, thanks.”

Chrysalis was about to pour the water when suddenly the cup slipped from her fingers and fell onto the floor, bouncing a couple seats in front of them.

“Oh, how clumsy of me,” she said, holding a hand to her chest. “Let me get that for you.”

She stepped ahead and bent forward at the waist, sticking out her rump at Shining. Of course, because of the short trim of her skirt, she also gave him a chance to see what was underneath. Or what wasn’t underneath as he got an excellent view of her fat rump and pussy without those pesky panties getting in the way.

Chrysalis lingered like that for a moment, even wiggling her hips. It wasn’t until she had the cup in hand that she snapped back up and finished pouring the water, offering it to him.

Shining took it and looked largely unphased as he took a delicate sip.

“Thank you,” he said.

Chrysalis studied him for a moment before putting on a sultry smile. “Please let me know if there’s anything else you need.” She licked her lips in such a way that even Cadance got flustered. “Anything at all.”

Shining blinked but nodded. “Well, I could really use some of those little pretzels if you have them.”

Chrysalis pursed her lips together.

“Sure thing, Sir,” she said before turning away and immediately sneering.

Cadance giggled into the back of her hand as Chrysalis returned, stepping behind the curtain.

“Your husband is an idiot,” Chrysalis grumbled.

Cadance shook her head. “You’re the one who pumped him full of experimental chemicals. Who knows what that did to his brain?”

Chrysalis shook her head and grabbed a bag of pretzels, tossing them to Cadance.

“You take a swing at it then,” she said. “I want to see how Earth’s greatest champion faces down against a challenge like this.”

Cadance snorted. “Watch and learn, space freak.”

She slipped out from behind the curtain and sashayed over to her husband’s seat, placing a hand upon the back of his headrest.

“Here’s your pretzels, Sir,” Cadance said, batting her lashes at him.

Shining grabbed them from her and flashed another polite smile. “Thank you very much.”

Cadance leaned in a little closer and stuck out her chest, ensuring that there was no way in the world that he could possibly miss it. And to her credit, that is exactly where his gaze went as his eyes widened ever so slightly.

“You know,” she said. “This is a pretty long flight.”

“It is?” Shining asked before stirring from his stupor. “Right, right, it is!”

Cadance pressed her arms together, really puffing out her tits. “Maybe we could kill a little bit of time together?” She winked at him. “Have you considered joining the mile high club?”

Shining’s gaze narrowed. “I already have enough point cards in my wallet, thank you.” He then popped open the bag of pretzels and tossed one into his mouth. “Thanks for the pretzels though.”

Cadance just stared at her husband, wondering how he could possibly be this dense. And especially how he could be this dense when the literal fate of their planet was on the line.

“You’re very welcome,” she mumbled before slinking back to the curtain.

When she returned to the crew quarters, she caught Chrysalis snickering.

“Okay, I don’t feel nearly as bad now,” she wheezed. “Holy shit, did you like luck out on the himbo lottery or something?”

“I don’t even…” Cadance shook her head and reached up to massage her temples. “I don’t even know at this point.”

Chrysalis smirked. “Well, I think it’s time that I went for a new approach.”

She sauntered out from behind the curtain, approaching Shining’s seat with a little extra sway in her step.

“Mister Armor?” she asked.

Shining looked up and flashed a smile. “I’m fine, thank you very much.”

“You are fine,” Chrysalis said, placing a hand upon his arm. “So fine, in fact, that I was just wondering if you’d like to…” She rolled her other hand through the air, searching for the right word. “Oh, I don’t know, maybe I was just wondering if you’d like to fuck me in the plane’s bathroom.”

Cadance snorted. Like that would ever work.

Shining beamed. “Sure!”

Cadance paled. “Wait what?”

Chrysalis glanced back towards the curtain and stuck out her tongue. This appeared to be the one difference between them as it wasn’t like Cadance’s at all. Instead, it was long and serpentine in nature.

She then offered her hand to Shining and he took it, getting to his feet. Together the two of them walked towards the back of the plane and cracked open the little bathroom. They slipped inside and the door soon closed. It wasn’t long before the sound of aggressive making out could be heard followed promptly by a fly being unzipped.

Though thankfully, before Cadance’s humiliation could continue for much longer, there was a loud ding that punctuated the air. It was followed by a shrill whistle as Pharynx took to the cabin. He had changed into a pilot’s uniform.

“And that’s time,” he barked.

Suddenly, the seats started to sink back into the floor with the Changeling’s still attached to them. The illusion of a plane fell away and left Cadance standing there as the curtain disappeared. Her face was flushed with shame and it took all her willpower not to crack right there and then.

The door to the bathroom opened and Chrysalis emerged, looking like her regular dark self. Shining looked absolutely stunned with various red lipstick marks lingering upon his skin.

“Fuck,” he whispered.

“Now, I think the results speak for themselves,” Pharynx said. “But let’s see what the judges have to say.”

Cadance looked out and saw that the two changeling judges were trying to be serious as they scribbled down notes. Meanwhile, her daughter was poking away at her phone, looking downright bored.

“Yeah,” Thorax said. “I don’t really know what to say. Chrysalis was the first one to get some actions out of the breeding stock. There’s really nothing else to be accounted for.”

Ocellus nodded in agreement. “Sorry, Cadance, but Chrysalis kicked your butt. I hope you can put up a better fight next round.” She sighed fondly, batting her lashes at her. “I really do.”

“I mean…” Flurry shrugged. “I’m sorry mom but you got your ass beat. Me voting otherwise wouldn’t really do anything to sway where this round is going.”

A scoreboard emerged from behind them, showing off the two contestants’ names with matching zeros next to them. Though the zero next to Chrysalis’ soon dinged and displayed a nice fat one.

“Though I do have a question,” Flurry said.

Pharynx grunted. “What’s that?”

Flurry tented her fingers together and leaned forwards. She pursed her lips, obviously trying to figure out how exactly she wanted to phrase whatever was on her mind.

Finally, she sighed and flicked her wrist at Shining. “Dad, what the fuck?”

“What?” Shining asked.

“How are you that bad at picking up on hints!” Flurry yelled.

Shining shrugged. “I don’t like inconveniencing the service staff especially since it was clear that all the other customers wanted something too.”

Chrysalis cocked a brow. “They did?”

“Yeah, the guy in front of me was complaining about not having a pillow,” Shining listed off on his hand. “The guy, in the row next to me, didn’t get drink service because he went to the bathroom. And the guy behind me needed water to take his meds.”

Chrysalis looked at Cadance who merely shrugged back.

She had obviously missed out on that as well.

“If that’s how you treat your clients,” Shining said, folding his arms in front of his chest “I’d hate to see how the nurturing section of this competition is going to go.”

Pharynx cleared his throat. “Speaking of… it’s time for the nurturing segment. In our society, it’s important for a leader to tend to their wounded. As such, Earth’s champion must be able to do what is right in order to ensure her troops are well taken care of. For this challenge, each contestant will get two sessions with the human and be graded on their performance in treating his malady.”

Chrysalis smirked and playfully glared at Cadance. “I am extremely good at taking care of my troopers, human.”

Pharynx snapped his fingers and a bed emerged from the floor, along with some paneling. It gave the room the air of being a standard run-of-the-mill bedroom.

“You,” he said, pointing at Shining. “Go lay in bed and pretend to be sick.” He then pointed at the two women. “And you two get ready to treat your patient.”

Chrysalis smirked and slid into an adjoined room, followed promptly by Cadance.

Together the two of them started to strip out of their flight attendant uniforms. Not that there was really a whole lot to strip out of.

As Chrysalis shed her attire, she also started to shift back into Cadance’s form. Though she ensured that her bosom and ass were still a smidge fatter than her authentic counterpart.

“So why do you want Earth?” Cadance asked.

Chrysalis shrugged. “I could bullshit you and say it's because you have a functional atmosphere and water. But really, I just like conquering things.” She smirked. “It makes me feel good, knowing that I rule over so many different sentient species.”

She reached for the clothing rack and pulled out a uniform, though promptly paused. It was a nurse’s outfit but without the adjective sexy attached to it. It was just a regular pair of medical scrubs with a face mask.

“One second,” Chrysalis said, forcing a smile.

She went over to the door and peered outside.

“Pharynx,” she hissed. “What the fuck are these uniforms?”

Cadance reached for her outfit and started to slip into it. It fit loosely and did absolutely nothing to accent her lovely body. In a way, it was refreshing to wear this after being forced into that flight attendant’s uniform. It was like wearing a pair of sweatpants on laundry day.

Pharynx’s chuckle was audible from outside the dressing room. “I’m sorry, Your Majesty, but last I checked, boners did not contribute to the health of a sick patient.”

Chrysalis huffed and slammed the door shut before returning to the clothing rack. She grabbed her attire and started pulling it on, grumbling to herself as she did so.

“You know they say that a smile does wonders when it comes to a patient’s health,” Cadance chided.

Chrysalis forced a smile, showing off a row of razor-sharp teeth that had not changed with her altered appearance.

Cadance rolled her eyes and went over to the door. “I think I’m going to go first this time.”

She stepped out and into the patient’s room.

Shining awkwardly shuffled in bed, trying his best to look sick though he absolutely wasn’t. Still, he did at least attempt to play the part, coughing feebly into the crook of his elbow.

“I don’t know what’s wrong with me, nurse,” Shining murmured.

Cadance smiled and came up to his bedside. Thankfully, there was a whole lot of medical equipment there to help with her diagnosis.

“Well, I guess it’s up to me to figure that out,” she said, grabbing a thermometer and offering it to him. “Open up and let me take your temperature.”

Shining obeyed and Cadance slid the thermometer into his mouth. She then reached out and started to stroke his arm.

“You know, I remember the first time you got sick when we were together,” she teased. “You kept trying to go to work, saying over and over again that it was just a cold.” She shook her head. “While you had a fever of over a hundred, mind you.”

Shining’s eyes lit up as he obviously remembered this story. There was a twinkle of recognition in his gaze, letting her know that he was aware of her game. And hopefully, if he cared about humanity he would actually play along this time.

Cadance finally pulled the thermometer out. Obviously, it read a completely average temperature but she still pouted.

“Oh dear, you have quite the fever,” she said.

Shining’s eyes widened. “I do?”

Cadance frowned and cocked a brow, which seemed to remind her husband that he had a character to maintain.

“Right, right,” Shining grumbled as he faked a few more coughs. “I have such a fever, burning up and what not.”

Cadance was about to get up and leave but Shining reached out and tugged at the sleeve of her scrubs.

“You know what would make me feel better?” he asked.

Cadance smirked. “What’s that?”

“I’m just saying that a kiss on the forehead might improve my condition considerably,” he said, playfully batting his lashes. “Might even cure me.”

Cadance couldn’t help but roll her eyes as she dipped forwards and kissed him on the forehead. This seemed to sate his desires as his hand slipped away. He then allowed her to head back to the door that divided the patient from his nurses.

When she returned to the other room, she noticed that Chrysalis was hovering over some type of futuristic hot plate. She was stirring a pot with some kind of soup in it. It smelled strong and salty though Cadance couldn’t really pick up on what it was supposed to be.

“What are you making?” she asked.

“Grongar Foal Egg Soup,” Chrysalis answered. “It’s the best herbal remedy for a fever in all of my domains.”

Cadance went green. “Foal egg soup, eh? That sounds… interesting.”

If this was what she was up against then this wasn’t going to be difficult in the slightest.

Chrysalis finished stirring the pot and transferred its contents into a ceramic bowl. She then placed it upon a tray, poured a glass of something thick and green, and took out a prepackaged treat that looked kind of like a chocolate chip cookie. Though considering the other items, it was probably made from something equally sickening.

She then confidently picked up the tray and walked into the adjacent room.

Cadance smirked.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

A shrill but masculine screech filled the air. It would seem that her darling husband, who considered Thai food exotic, was not a fan of something that contained foal eggs.

Cadance went over the hot plate and discovered some sort of alien device that had Equestrian text on its interface. She’d seen enough science fiction movies to know exactly what this was.

She typed in ‘can of chicken noodle soup’ and an opened can of Campbells appeared within the machine. This, of course, went into a fresh pot upon the hot plate.

It would seem that Cadance was just in time as Chrysalis came storming back into the nursing station. She huffed and was wearing several different food products on the front of her scrubs.

“Your husband is an utter ass,” Chrysalis growled. “I hope you’re aware of that.”

“I think he’s quite alright,” Cadance replied.

She stirred the pot of chicken noodle soup, breaking up the pulpy textures until it started to boil.

“What’s that?” Chrysalis asked.

Cadance smirked. “Chicken noodle soup.”

“Oh?” Chrysalis snorted. “Do you honestly think presenting him with more soup, after what he’s just done, is such a good idea?”

“You know what? I have faith that he might like this one just a little bit more than whatever gunk you were serving him,” Cadance replied, pointing her stirring spoon at Chrysalis. “It is his second favourite soup in the world after all.”

Chrysalis grinned. “Which means I have time to prepare his favourite!”

She went over to the hotplate and alien transponder, giggling gleefully as she started to get to work.

This was Cadance’s cue to slip out with her own bowl of soup.

Cadance attempted to smile though it promptly slipped as she noticed the shellshocked horror that was plastered upon her husband’s face. He didn’t even register that she had entered the room and instead rocked back and forth.

She abandoned the tray upon a nearby table and rushed over to her husband’s side, throwing her arms around him.

“Shinny?” she tried. “Are you… Did she…”

“There were living things in those eggs,” Shining whispered. “She cracked them open and they just started screaming. I could hear them begging. I could…”

Cadance looked down and saw that her shoes were coated in Chrysalis’ soup. And as he said, there were dead little critters in the elixir. They looked like large tadpoles.

At this moment, she wanted to burn her shoes. But she needed to be strong for her husband.

“We’re going to make it through this,” she whispered. “And we’re going to go back to Earth and go to your favourite burger place.”

“I never want to eat food again,” Shining said.

Cadance held him tighter, burying his head into her chest. She cooed softly as she started to stroke his hair. And slowly, he seemed to come back to something that might’ve approached emotional stability.

At this moment, she didn’t want to leave her husband’s side though could see her clone peering out with a big smile on her face. She then held out another bowl of soup that was pink and creamy in colour.

Thankfully, it would seem that someone was taking mercy upon Shining, as the shrill screech of a whistle broke through the silence.

Pharynx then entered the room. “For the safety of the human male, I have decided to intervene.”

“Oh, come on!” Chrysalis growled. “I had her on the ropes.”

Suddenly the lighting changed and shifted towards the judges. They looked at each other and chatted amongst themselves.

“I’m giving it to the human,” Ocellus said. “I’m sorry, My Queen, but I do believe you traumatized the human male more than you treated him. Which is… kind of the opposite of this activity.”

Thorax nodded. “Cadance was motherly and seemed willing to put her pride aside to help her mate.”

Flurry Heart smirked. “Good one mom.”

The scoreboard clicked and the score shifted to being tied.

Chrysalis huffed. “I am plenty motherly!”

She stepped towards Pharynx but the referee refused to budge, puffing out his chest to look larger than he actually was.

“Your Majesty,” he chastised. “Your willingness to interfere in the conquering ritual is most unbecoming. You know that we are bound by the Treaty.”

“I never lose,” Chrysalis hissed.

Pharynx nodded. “Then prove as much by winning the final round of our contest of champions.”

He snapped his fingers and suddenly the stage started to shift once again, going through the biggest change of them all. Soon they stood in what seemed to be an outdoor venue, near a glittering pool of clean water. It seemed like a woefully suburban home.

Pharynx studied Shining and waved his hand.

In an instant, Shining’s clothing morphed, replaced with a pair of short shorts and a tight t-shirt. He looked incredible in them, like he would’ve in his early twenties. He offered a dopey smile and shielded his eyes from an artificial sun in the sky.

“Is he a pool boy?” Cadance asked.

Flurry groaned. “This is so fucking cliché.”

“Sush human,” Ocellus chastised. “We watched many of your entertainment videos and have taken great care in recreating the contests displayed in them.”

Thorax nodded. “Your mother was quite the champion back in her day.”

Flurry went white. “Pardon?”

Cadance blocked out their voices and turned to Pharynx.

“This contest is simple,” Pharynx said. “Each of you will mate with the human in the method prescribed in the ancient videos. Whoever manages to get the more impressive cumshot will be deemed the winner.”

Cadance cocked a brow. “Won’t the second cumshot be inherently less potent?”

“Not with the drugs we’ve been pumping into your human’s system,” Pharynx explained. “He’ll be as virile as a bull no matter what.”

Cadance nodded and moved towards the door.

“I’m assuming that costumes are inside?” she asked.

Pharynx simply nodded.

Cadance slipped into the fake home, only to find a sterile metal changing room on the other side of the sliding door. Thankfully, their options for clothing were a bit more generous this time with multiple options available.

Soon, Chrysalis also slipped inside, moving towards the clothing rack without comment. She hummed and hawed to herself as she sorted through the various articles of clothing available to them.

Eventually, she plucked a plush robe from amongst the selection of clothing, draping it over a chair. She winked at Cadance as she began to strip, pulling away the filthy scrubs as quickly as possible. It wasn’t long before she stood butt naked, giving Cadance an excellent view of her own body.

“It’s been a very long time since I’ve lost a round, human,” Chrysalis said. “I’m impressed.” She snorted and motioned towards her. “Who knows, maybe I’ll even take you as one of my concubines for showing me up in such a manner. I do have a soft spot for underdogs.”

She examined her naked body.

“You do have an incredible body as well,” Chrysalis added. “And with a few enhancements, it might even be fit for my consumption.”

She finally grabbed the robe and pulled it on, tying the sass in the middle in a very loose manner. It ensured that the robe was partially open and exposed a lot of her flesh, while maintaining the slimmest amount of modesty possible.

Actually, it didn’t even accomplish this feebly objective as Chrysalis’ pussy was proudly on display, peaking through as the robe parted in the bottom.

Cadance looked at the clothing herself and selected a simple skirt and blouse combo. They weren’t particularly slutty but did bestow a certain mature charm. After all, if she were supposed to be the cougar preying on the pool boy then she should at least look like a proper cougar.

Though as she put it on, she ensured that she went without a pair of underpants or a bra. The blouse already supported her bust nicely after all.

She couldn’t help but look in the mirror, winking at herself as she puffed out her impressive tits.

“Not bad,” she teased.

Chrysalis smirked. “So, which of us shall go first?”

Cadance bowed her head. “I insist that you go. After all, I’d love to steal some pointers.”

“As if you could replicate my abilities,” Chrysalis chided. “But if you insist.”

She clapped her hands together and suddenly a lounging chair and a large high-definition TV emerged from the floor. The TV was set to a camera which focused upon a comfy sunbathing chair that lingered by the poolside.

Chrysalis then slipped out the door.

Cadance sighed and plopped down in the seat.

She then hummed to herself. “I could really go for a gin and tonic right about now.”

A side table suddenly emerged with a perfectly crisp gin and tonic upon it.

“Hell yeah,” Cadance said, flashing a smile. “Got to love the service that comes with having your world conquered.”

Chrysalis appeared on the TV, approaching Shining Armor. Her husband was currently trying his best to clean a pool while having literally zero practical experience at doing so. Still, his efforts were endearing in a way, adorable even.

“Ah, Shinny,” Chrysalis teased. “Keeping hard at work?”

Shining nodded. “Oh, you know me… a reliable pool cleaner.”

“Very reliable,” Chrysalis said. She reached forth and placed a hand upon his shoulder. “So reliable, in fact, that I think you deserve a reward.”

She pressed even closer to Shining, knocking the pool cleaner out of his hands and pushing her body against his own.

Shining’s face immediately erupted into such a wonderful shade of red.

Cadance smirked and sipped her drink. She wasn’t a cuckqueen by any stretch but there was a certain appeal to watching ‘herself’ fuck her husband. It was like enjoying a sex tape without any of the work that actually went into making a sex tape in the first place.

“Miss…” Shining began.

Chrysalis smirked. “I know you want me, Shining.”

She reached down and tugged at the sass of her robe, allowing it to part. She then took a step back and it spilled open, revealing her utterly divine body. There was a predatory smile upon her lips as she saw Shining’s eye lingering upon her with little restraint.

A bulge soon formed in his tight pants and Chrysalis kneeled before him.

She kissed the bulge through the fabric, batting her lashes as she did so. Then she delivered a second and third kiss, each more lustful than the last.

“See,” she teased. “Your body wants this.”

“T-this isn’t right,” Shining whispered.

“Please,” Chrysalis said.

“Please,” Cadance added, mimicking her doppelganger.

She was now sitting on the edge of her seat.

The changelings had really done their research on pornography to master this scene.

“My husband isn’t going to be home for hours,” the two women said in near unison.

Cadance snickered at how cheesy the line was.

Shining steeled himself. “Well, I’d hate to leave a client disappointed in my services.”

He reached down and tugged at the waistline of his shorts, freeing his erection soon enough. It was potent, thick and long, being more than sizeable enough to please the woman he was about to fuck.

“Flurry is going to need so much therapy after this,” Cadance murmured to herself.

She downed the rest of her beverage and then looked at the empty little table next to her. If she were going to play her part, she might as well get into character.

So, Cadance placed the empty glass upon the table and snapped her fingers. A moment later, a fresh gin and tonic came forth to replace it. She grabbed it and took another hearty sip, smacking her lips together in satisfaction.

Chrysalis took Shining’s cock between her lips and started to bob along it in shallow little motions. She moaned as she did so, keeping her pace steady. And to her credit, Shining seemed to enjoy himself, throwing back his head and moaning.

Cadance lifted the hem of her skirt and reached underneath. She rubbed her thighs together, feeling a slight dampness against her lips as she prodded at them.

Totally not a cuckqueen.

It wasn’t long before Chrysalis was at her husband’s pelvis, kissing it in such a manner that she left a sloppy red ring around the base of his cock. She then snapped back up and licked her lips, clearly enjoying whatever lewd fluids he had leaked.

She then stood up and motioned to the chair, leading the way with a sway to her step.

“Lay down,” Chrysalis instructed. “And let me take care of you.”

Shining didn’t protest as he laid down upon the chair. A moment later, Chrysalis straddled him, hovering over top of his erection. She grinded her cunt against his shaft, gliding back and forth in such enticing little motions.

“You ever fucked a MILF before?” Chrysalis asked.

Shining smirked. “I pride myself on discretion.”

“Coy little boy,” Chrysalis playfully chastised. “Well, I’ll make sure to put all the others to shame.”

She lifted her hips and positioned herself so that the tip of his cock brushed between her lips. Then, with a final smile, she bounced down, embedding his entire length into her with one fluid motion.

Shining drew in a sharp breath and closed his eyes, shivering with ecstasy.

Though this was just the beginning as Chrysalis started to bounce along his cock, putting on quite the show as she rode his dick with such unrelenting vigour. Up and down, up and down she went, going faster and faster with every passing second.

Chrysalis moaned in Cadance’s voice.

Her euphoric pleasure becoming her rival’s own as Cadance started to pound a pair of fingers into her soaking wet lips. She did so with such vigour, hammering away at her own snatch as if her life depended on it.

Cadance panted loudly as she did so, feeling a warmth blossom between her legs. It was such an energetic fire, threatening to consume her utterly if it were not for the fact that she was forcing herself not to let loose.

This was idling, reserving herself for the main event.

Chrysalis’s pace was already starting to tarry and Cadance could see the tense little expression that her husband bore. This alien bitch was going to milk him dry as quickly as she could. Though that fact only made Cadance smile.

After all, that was an amateur mistake to make.

Speed was not the key to an impressive cumshot.

Finally, after only a few more feeble bounces, Chrysalis buried Shining into her one final time.

Shining gasped and an intense shiver coursed through his entire body. He grunted through clenched teeth and it wasn’t long before the slick whiteness of his cum leaked out of Chrysalis and dribbled onto his pelvis.

“Fuck,” he barked, clenching his jaw. “That was…”

Chrysalis reached forth and stroked his cheek. “Good?”

“Very good,” Shining replied.

Cadance looked down at her hand, realizing how slick it was. She had really gone to town on herself, hadn’t she?

There was a shrill whistle from the TV and Pharynx was back on stage. He held a measuring cup in his free hand.

“Measurement time,” he demanded.

Shining blinked in surprise but Chrysalis immediately popped off of him. She then stood over the cup and dripped into it while Pharynx used his alien telekinesis to collect the excess seed and add it to his perverted collection. When they were done, he then inspected the various fill lines of the side.

“Looks like we’re at about 3.5 blorsefs of human semen,” Pharynx said. “A respectable amount.”

“Couldn’t have done it without you,” Chrysalis said, kissing him on the cheek.

She then drew away and made her way toward the dressing room once again. As she entered, she couldn’t help but smirk at Cadance.

“So, how did I do?” Chrysalis asked.

Cadance smirked. “It was an adequate performance.” She then stood up and headed for the door. “But I think it’s time to show you how an expert handles her man.”

Before exiting, she made sure to bump her shoulder roughly against Chrysalis’. She was trying to really lay into the prissy cougar thing she was attempting.

But before she could see Chrysalis’ reaction, she was back outside.

Shining looked a little flustered but no worse for wear as he continued to ineffectively swirl around the non-existence debris inside of her pool.

“How goes the work?” Cadance asked.

Shining smirked. “It goes well, Miss…”

Cadance lifted her hand and cut him off.

“Let me cut to the chase,” she said. “My husband hasn’t given me good dick in nearly six months and I’m pretty desperate to get my rocks off. Are you willing to help a cougar out, sport?”

Shining smirked and tossed his cleaning net to the side. “You know what a pool boy is looking for, Miss Cadance. I’d gladly lend you a hand.”

Cadance approached and draped an arm around his back, pulling him in close and pressing her lips against his own. They shared in a passionate kiss, their mouths parting and tongue coming together in an intimate little tango.

They moaned into one another’s mouths and melted into each other.

Soon, Cadance reached down with her free hand, cupping her husband’s crotch and kneading into it. His cock was already rock hard. Whatever alien Viagra these freaks were pumping into him must’ve really been working.

She drew away from the kiss and smirked. “Someone seems excited.”

“Always, when it comes to you,” Shining replied.

Cadance drew away, just a little, reaching for the hem of her skirt and lifting it up. There was nothing underneath and she was pleased when Shining looked, gawking at her.

“I’m a pervy MILF, Shinny,” Cadance teased. “Do you wanna teach a pervy MILF a lesson?”

Shining nodded slowly, his gaze lost upon Cadance’s nethers. When he looked back up, she winked at him and playfully stuck out her tongue.

She then moved away from the pool. Though instead of going for the lounging chair, she walked over to the wall of her faux manor and braced herself against it. Once more, she lifted the hem of her skirt and playfully wiggled her hips back and forth.

“Then come and get it,” Cadance chiding, winking at him.

Shining came over and fiddled with his belt. His motions were clumsy but soon he was positioned behind her with a raging erection.

As promised, he was as hard as before. It was like the prior fornication hadn’t even happened.

“I can’t believe this is happening,” he whispered. “What would your husband think?”

“Knowing him, he’d probably love watching you fuck me,” Cadance teased.

Shining placed his hands upon her hips and gripped her thick haunches tightly. He lined up his cock with her pussy and pushed forwards without reluctance. His erection pressed in effortlessly, aided by the abundant slickness she had borne.

Cadance couldn’t help but moan as she felt her walls reflexively clench around him. A thin purr escaped her lips and soon her voice grew as Shining drew back and began to pump into her.

“Breed me like a whore,” Cadance whined.

Shining reached forth and grabbed her hair, clenching a nice fistful of her bountiful locks. He clenched them tightly as he pounded into her and pulled back upon them roughly. The gesture yanked Cadance’s head back and drew forth a faint note of pain.

“Gladly,” Shining snarled.

He picked up the pace and began to really hammer into her, fucking her like she was a cheap toy. His tempo was furious and his depth impressive, his hips clapping loudly against her hindquarters with every successive thrust.

His breathing came out in ragged bursts and his teeth clenched tightly together as he huffed through them.

“Fucking slut,” Shining growled. “Are you really so desperate for cock that you’d solicit the fucking pool boy?”

“Yes,” Cadance whined. “I need you. I need you more than I need anything in my entire life. I need you to breed my pussy. I need you to knock me up.”

Shining didn’t respond. Or at least, he didn’t respond verbally. Instead, he reinforced his grip and really started to go to town. He rutted her like a fucking animal, using her cunt like a glorified sleeve. He pounded between her lips with such fury, such force, his hips clapping against hers with more and more frequency.

Cadance’s breathing grew increasingly ragged, her excitement oozing forth upon half breaths and hurried moans. She closed her eyes and could feel a frantic fire bubbling within her core. She felt herself growing closer to the edge, approaching an orgasm of such intensity. It was like a climax she hadn’t felt in years.

This was the same fire and intense pleasure she had experienced when Flurry had been brought into her life.

“Hold on,” Cadance whispered. “J-just a little longer.”

Shining huffed but nodded. “Just hurry up, you whore.”

His tempo tarried, just a little, his pace fading as he tried to hold off the inevitable.

Though he still managed a couple more thrusts, a few brutal pumps that finally pushed Cadance over the edge. Soon, she cried out, her voice staying strong as she came with all the fury nestled inside of her. Her walls clenched tightly around his cock, spasming as she came against him.

Shining cried out at the same time, breaching through that point as well. Cadance could feel his seed rush forth, filling her snatch and dripping down along her inner thighs. The sensation bordered on divine and Cadance’s mind ceased to function. She didn’t care if this was the end of all life on Earth, she didn’t care if she’d lose, all she cared about was the nirvana that seemed to fill every single fibre of her being.

Then a shrill whistle knocked her out of her euphoric stupor.

Pharynx was now at their side, holding out a fresh jar for measuring her fertility.

Shining drew back and stumbled over to the chair, flopping upon it. He panted for breath and closed his eyes.

“Fuck me,” he whispered.

Pharynx was soon kneeling beside Cadance, collecting her essence as it dripped out of her. It slowly filled the jar, going past one line and beyond another. She flushed as Pharynx’s telekinesis methodically wiped up every last drop and added it to the collection.

His motions were the opposite of tender as he obviously cared little for her comfort.

He then sighed. “The human has collected 4 blorsefs of fertility.”

“Bullshit,” Chrysalis roared.

She stormed onto the stage and thrust a finger at Cadance.

“Most of that is merely her own orgasm. I didn’t get to cum and so it’s completely unfair that her climax would be included in this calculation,” Chrysalis said.

Cadance snorted. “That sounds like a you problem, space freak.”

“This is about to be a human problem,” Chrysalis growled. “I will not accept such cheating in this fair challenge.”

Pharynx sighed and stood up. “What do the judges think?”

The lights shifted and suddenly the three judges were exposed to Cadance once again. The two changelings looked intrigued while Flurry leaned back in her chair and massaged at her temples. She didn’t seem to be doing too well.

“Well…” Chrysalis started.

Thorax swallowed a lump in his throat. “Well…”

“I uh…” Ocellus drew in a breath and sighed. “I think the human’s vagina fluids should be accounted for in this calculation.”

“Ocellus has a point,” Flurry added. “Human fertility is not just about the quality of the man but of both partners.” She closed her eyes. “God, why did I have to see that?”

Ocellus nodded. “If the human female doesn’t cum during fornication then there is less chance that the fertility will take.”

“I’m sorry, Your Majesty.” Thorax sighed. “But I think we’re going to give this to the human.”

The scoreboard shifted, pushing the point total in Cadance’s favour.

Two-to-One.

Victory for Earth.

Cadance beamed. “We won!”

Shining leapt to his feet. “We won?”

Flurry just stayed silent, continuing to massage her forehead.

Cadance rushed for her husband and the two of them embraced, holding each other close in their semi-dress state. They spun around, giggling and kissing frantically. Though after a few rotations, their ecstasy faded and they soon drew apart.

“So, uh…” Shining began. “What now?”

Chrysalis worked her jaw before letting out a heavy sigh of defeat. “Under the Treaty, your planet will be left alone for one generation as you’ve proven capable of defending yourselves.”

“And how are we getting back home?” Cadance asked.

Chrysalis glared at her and lifted a hand, snapping her fingers together.

Cadance stood back in the National Park, looking out upon the gorgeous valley in front of her. It would seem like no time had passed since they were last here, with the sun still in the same position in the sky.

As she looked down at herself, she noticed that her attire was also the same with no sign of mishandling present upon it.

“Well, that was…” she began.

Flurry growled and held up her hand. “Let’s not talk about what just happened.” She sighed. “Like never talk about it ever again.”

Shining nodded. “I second that idea.”

“So, like… should we just…” Cadance started.

Though she was cut off as they were suddenly engulfed in another white light.

Cadance looked up at a chrome throne in front of her. Seated in it was a steel-faced alien that looked vaguely like a minotaur.

“What the fuck!” Shining screamed.

The alien smirked. “My name is Grogar…”

Cadance held up her hand. “I’m going to stop you right there, buddy, because we literally just got through one of these and according to the Treaty of Zargo’s Prime our planet is to be left alone for an entire generation.”

“And thirty seconds sure as shit isn’t a generation,” Flurry added, crossing her arms in front of her chest.

Shining nodded in agreement.

Grogar cocked a brow but then started to chuckle to himself. He shook his head and affixed them with his steely gaze once again.

“Unfortunately, my Empire does not adhere to the Treaty of Zargos Prime,” Grogar stated. “We’re signatories of the Treaty of Eastphalia Beta.”

“How many fucking treaties are there?” Flurry asked.

“I mean an endless universe means that there are endless alliances,” Grogar replied. He then pointed at Shining. “But thankfully, my treaty is very similar to Zargos’ so I won’t need to explain all of the very precise little details that are involved in this. I am simply here to battle the champion of this planet in a series of three contests to determine the fate of your species and its future within the galaxy.”

“Not again,” Flurry groaned.

Shining cocked a brow. “What sort of contests?”

Cadance started to feel strange, sensing a tingling within her digits. As she looked down at herself, it didn’t seem like anything had really changed. Though she started to feel more energetic and livelier. It was like she was…

Shining looked at her. “Oh fuck.”

“What?” Cadance asked.

Shining sighed. “You’re starting to look younger.”

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