Cadance Goes Dirty

by Nagiman

Rating: mature
Tags: Fetish, Porn, Sex, Profanity, Alternate Universe, Anthology, Anthro, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Princess Cadance
Length: 4904

Cadance joins up to do some raunchy porn. It goes exactly how she thinks it would.

Cadance shows up to do some porn at one of the nastiest studios. One was previously visited by Celestia and Luna. Knowing exactly what they were looking for as well. Her love life has been a bit dull, so this was the perfect chance for her. With an interview setup, she sits and waits for the interviewer to show up and get the process over with.

Warning Contains - Scat, Piss, Smegma, Creative uses of Scat and Smegma, Slutty Princess Cadance, Cheating Cadance, M/F

This is a holdover story for the bigger project coming this year as stated in my New Years' blog. I haven't posted a Scat piece in the last 7 releases, so this is just a quickie to tide over my fans of this subject matter. I don't care about your upvotes or downvotes, the warnings are there.

Cover art by Dandy over on Derpibooru, Image Number >>>2749069

Published 2022-01-15 07:50:00 UTC
Last updated 2022-01-15 07:50:00 UTC

Casting Couch

Author's Note

This is more of a quick setup to one of the chapters of my bigger project for the scat fans out there. Since I haven't posted a story or chapter in the last 7 updates, this is just something to help tide you all over for the bigger event of it all. As always, thank you for following and enjoying my content.

Casting Couch

Cadance sat on the black leather couch dressed in a short blue skirt with a white blouse. Her hair was tied back into a ponytail with a little blue bow, her lips done up with a very thick coating of purple lipstick and eyes with a light coating of golden yellow eye-shadow. Her red heels tapped on the floor with her hands sitting on her lap as she looked around the room waiting to start her interview.

The door opened and in walked a brown griffin with grey tipped feathers dressed in a simple pair of shorts and a t-shirt with flip flops on his feet. He shut the door behind him and walked over to the camera standing on the tripod and turned on the device with a press of a button and stood next to it. "Alright, Cadance was it. I'm Fallwing and I'll be the one interviewing you today. You understand fully what you are here for correct?"

The pink alicorn nodded her head. "I most certainly do, and I'm super excited to get started. It's been such a while since I've done anything like this in front of a camera, but I'm more than prepared for it all."

"Very well then, we shall start right away then. Go on and give your introductions to the camera while I grab the last of the things from the cupboard." Fallwing turned and took a few steps opening a wood door to a slew of things stuffed inside a small cabinet and began to rummage through them as Cadance got herself started.

"Hello, I'm Princess Cadance and I'm here to get myself stuffed with a variety of things. I've been told there are lots to jam in my holes and especially dirty things. I'm hoping to get a whole load of shit, piss, and smegma shoved into any of my orifices during my time filming in so many different pornos. I even went as far as getting a nice boob job done so I hope you all enjoy my assets on screen and seeing me being a giant fucking whore for you all." She had on a big smile for the camera as she spoke while stripping down to her underwear which was a tiny g-string of gold with slut written in pearls on the front and a pair of gold heart-shaped pasties over her nipples. She waggled her newly sized double-D sized breasts in front of the camera before turning around and bending over showing off her thick ass with the small string of the thong being consumed by the cheeks.

Fallwing returned from the cabinet with a collar which he wrapped around Cadance's neck which had a small tag on it with "Shit Mare" engraved on the little plate on it. He also had a few small wine glasses which he set down on the small end table near the couch. He ran his fingers over Cadance's big jiggly tits, stopping to give her nipples a push under her pasties. Looking her over as he walked around as a predator scanning its prey, slapping her ass as he passed on by. "Well know, you certainly know what you want and what you'll be getting working here. I don't think I've seen anyone else be that bold and upfront about anything like it. You're just what we're looking for."

The pink alicorn gave a smile to the griffin as he placed his hand under her chin to look her in the eyes. "Well I am the called the princess of love, but I'd rather not use that title. I prefer being known as a big slut or whore. Something that suits my sex craving more." She leaned in with puckered lips and kissed the griffin on the cheek, then leaned into his ear to whisper. "So, what shall we do first in front of the camera?"

Taking a step back, Fallwing, slipped past the mare and pulled down his shorts as fast as he could. His large, flaccid, deep pink, knotted cock flapped between his legs. It was coated with a heavy amount of smegma from tip to knot at the base. He took a seat on the couch before saying, "I think we'll start with getting me hard, then cleaning my cock off with your tight little shitty whore hole. So get to work you fucking slut." He snapped his fingers and pointed down towards his dick.

Cadance licked her lips as she sauntered toward the griffin, her ass swaying towards the camera as she walked. She reached the couch and crouched down between the griffin's legs. His balls lay against the leather sofa with their brown coloring to match his feathers. Picking them up she stuck one in her mouth as her hand fondled its twin gently with her fingers. Saliva coated the one in her mouth and drooled out onto the couch and the rest of his sack as she attended to his family jewels. Fallwing's frosted phallus lay across her muzzle as she worked her head forward to suck on more of his sack. The scent of unwashed cock filled her nostrils, while the greasy coating smeared some onto her nose as she tickled his cock with small movements of her face.

"My fucking word, such a committed slut. You certainly know how to please the little things. Bet that smell is driving you wild as well." Fallwing taunted her by grabbing the base of his shaft and rubbing it across her muzzle more, spreading around his smegma like a cream. "Almost ready myself babe, just a bit more of that sucking and I should be good to go."

The smearing of his dick cheese over her nostrils started up Cadance's lustful desires more. She swapped over to the other nut and began working on it with her tongue, leaving behind the first with marks of purple from her lipstick, along with a slick coating of saliva. She moaned with pleasure onto the second ball as Fallwing's dick started to lift off her face and stand at attention. Small barbs flared up just near the tip area that wasn't noticeable before. Her pussy began to produce fluids and trickled down her legs as her work continued with her oral teasing.

Fallwing let out a moan as he gripped onto the couch seat as Cadance went full in on his balls. His erection grew by the second with her expert teasing. With his dick at full mast and twitching, he knew it was time to move on to the more fun portion of this interview. "Alright you slutty little whore, time to clean my dick with that ass of yours. Come take a seat on a real throne, and keep your thong on as well."

Cadance let go of his nuts with her mouth, leaving a sloppy spit-covered mess in her wake, along with the purple tracking marks of where she shuffled around. She stood up and climbed up onto the couch, her ass still facing towards the camera as she pulled her thong to the side. She bent over a bit to reveal to the device her browned shit hole before slowly crouching down to the dick. "This is going to be the best seat in the house. So please fuck that smegma deep into my shit hole and coat the inside with that delicious smelling dick cheese. I want to taste it on my shit." With a gleeful smirk, she dropped her anus onto the tip, feeling the greasy lubrication of the smegma rubbing against the tight little ring.

The puckered ring gave way to the griffin's tip and spread open, allowing the cock to slip into the deep depths of the pink slut's dirty derrière. His smegma spread onto the tight sides of her asshole like butter on toast. Fallwing let out a joyful moan as he felt the asshole absorb his cock into the tightest embrace he had ever felt. Squeezing him like a milking machine would the udders of a cow. Each inch gave way to more and more pleasure as she sunk her weight onto him until bottoming out at his knot. "Fuck bitch, you are so fucking tight. Feels like you haven't had a cock up here at all." He gave her pink bottom a hard slap causing her breasts to jiggle from the impact.

"Well, how else am I supposed to get that cheesy goodness off your fat juicy cock? Besides, it'll be much better once I start moving more." Cadance wiggled her chest in front of Fallwing's face before pulling back her pasties to show off her perky nipples, pierced with little barbells with hearts for the ends. Leaning forward, she smothered the griffin's face with her big breasts before she started to ride his dick to clean the smegma off it and fill her shit hole with the cheesy goodness.

Fallwing kept his face buried in the marshmallow-like heaven that was the pink princess pony's tits as she rode his dick with vigor. Her weight was more than sufficient to drop down and sink on his cock while she rose herself up, again and again, to sink on the shaft each time. The griffin gripped onto her ass cheeks, pulling them apart for the camera to get a clear view of his cock being choked by her tight ass and how each time she rose, her puckered ring went from brown to a yellowish-white mixture to cover the top of it. His breath was running short as he tried to keep his body up to speed with the horny alicorn, however, it was for naught as he felt his nuts tighten and his knot flare-up, jamming inside the entrance of the pink slut.

"Holy fuck, yes, fill me with your wonderful cum. Fucking cream my whore hole with that sweet white man milk." Cadance's ass expanded with the knot, giving her a much more fulfilling feeling as the back-load of cum sprayed into her butt-hole. As Fallwing came, Cadance kept jumping in the spot with the knot acting as both a seal and anchor for her movements. She wanted to milk his dick for every bit of seed she could get out of him, as the warm sticky fluid continued to fill her bottom.

Muffled words came from betwixt the bosom of Cadance to the effect of, "Yes, fucking take it you goddamn slut. Ride my fat cock you whore." Fallwing's words still made some sense through their lower tone as he slapped the pink pony's posterior as she kept riding him. His body slowly lost steam as he finished spraying his cum into her asshole.

When the griffin's knot deflated, and his cum finished, Cadance pulled herself off and flipped onto the couch. Her heartbeat was still in full force as she panted. Her breasts heaving up and down as she caught her breath. With a single finger, she swiped the excess cum dripping out of her anus along with the small creaming of smegma and leftover shit from off her hole. She stuck the finger in her mouth and sucked on it with a joyful hum as she licked clean her digit.

Fallwing got up from the couch in his dazed state and stumbled to the camera. Picking it up he brought it closer to the couch. "Alright, you wanted that stuff and you got it, now show everyone how much you wanted it." He watched as the pink pony got back onto her knees with her ass facing the camera.

"I guess it's only fair to show your work off to such wonderful patrons." She blew a kiss towards the camera before turning her head back around and sticking her hands down by her ass. One pulled a cheek to the side to show off her shit hole again as it quivered, then the other sat at the ready behind to catch whatever came out. Grunting a bit, Cadance pushed her insides as much as she could until a light brown turd poked its head out of her anus. The log slipped out in a semi-white coating with lots of yellowish flakes coating it. Slipping down into her awaiting hand, the shit broke off and her anus stopped quivering leaving her holding a cum and smegma-covered turd.

"That looks like a good treat for such a good slut such as yourself. Go on, you deserve such a thing. Just make sure the camera gets a good shot of it." Fallwing watched the mare shift around to be face first with the camera. His dick was growing erect once again by the show she was putting on with sniffing and poking the turd in her hand.

Cadance licked her lips as she brought the turd closer once again with the camera having a good view of her mouth. Opening wide, she slid most of it in in a single go, only cutting off the rest of it with a bite. She opened wide for the camera to show off the pile of crap in her mouth with her slightly browned teeth. The taste of the feces, cum, and dick cheese blended well enough that the foul nature was at its highest point for her. She began to chew the turd with her mouth open so the camera could get a good viewing of the gnashing of it as she worked her magic. With the poop becoming almost liquid-like she swallowed down what was in her mouth before slipping in the other half of the log. With the second half, she held her mouth open as she swallowed it whole, slowly vanishing the brown object down her throat. With a smile on her face, she said, "Best tasting shit I've had in a while. The sweet mixture of your cum and smegma was the best part. I'm hoping there is more."

Fallwing's dick stood at full attention now after seeing the pink pony swallow a log whole without chewing. It twitched with anticipation to get inside the mare for some more fun. "Of course, we've got more, but first you'll need to clean off the shit, cum, and last bit of my dick cheese before we carry on." He waggled his dick side to side for her in front of the camera.

"For a stud like you, I'd do it any day, especially since you've given me such a good treat already." Cadance slid off the couch and got on her knees in front of the griffin's shaft. Grabbing her breasts she began to stroke his cock and smear the offending items onto her chest while opening her mouth to suck on the end of it. She was greeted with the same taste as her previous treat but with a better taste of chunkiness to his smegma that broke off into her mouth. She hummed as she gobbled away at the dirty mess, with her breasts becoming increasingly dirty from the rest of the shaft. It took less than a minute to clean his dick entirely before popping off with a wet slurp.

Nodding at the great work she did, Fallwing patted her on the head. "Such a good little whore, now get up on the couch again and put your lower half in the air and spread those legs." As the pink pony did as she was told, he moved the camera once again, this time getting a view of her spreading her legs in the air, with her head near the camera. The griffin moved back into the shot as he climbed up between her legs, squatting his ass near her pussy. "First before I fuck this hole, gonna have to fill it with a little extra."

Cadance let out a squeal of delight as she prepared herself for such a devious thought. "Go on, use your toilet mare like she's supposed to be used." Cadance spread her pussy lips with her fingers as she watched the griffin push and grunt until a turd came snaking out. It was a standard medium brown, built of nuggets piled together, and it slithered down from his ass right into her pussy, with a little help from Cadance's magic to guide it. The warm crap slid into her love tunnel with great, steaming warmth as it sunk further into her until it reached her cervix. The feeling of shit going into her as she was a toilet felt amazing, the smell wafting from her coochie making her wild. A few nuggets broke off from the first turd and rolled down her stopping under her breasts.

"Not done yet, here comes another one," said Fallwing as he pushed out another log, this one smoother than the previous one. It was a softer feeling as it made its way inside of her pussy, adding to the already full feeling she got from the first one, this one stopping and flopping onto her clit. Standing up he moved over to her face and squatted down with his browned taint hovering over the pink mare. "Go on, make sure I'm clean."

Sticking out her tongue and leaning her head upward, Cadance, gave the soiled anus a sloppy wet kiss with the bulk of her tongue. As it pressed against the fresh warm hole, it opened to let out a foul airy blast of air into her face. The smell was a warm but rotten food scent that she gladly inhaled before continuing her licking. Her tongue went to town cleaning up Fallwing's anus and even poked inside to clean any residue on the inside as well. When she had finished her task, she panted her lips into a tight kiss with the hole before pulling away and leaving a nice purple lip marking on the pucker. "All clean my king, please fuck my dirty needy pussy please," Cadance said with a slightly whiny voice.

Fallwing climbed up off her, spotting the few nuggets of shit under her breasts, he picked them up and rubbed them onto her face, giving a small brown facial to the pink alicorn. "Well now, I can certainly appease that need, now that you look more the role." He grabbed Cadance and guided her to the edge of the couch and flipped her onto her stomach with her rump hanging over the edge. Sliding the camera over to the side and adjusting the height so it could film the nice fucking the pony was going to receive. He grabbed her thong and pulled it down, tossing it up over her horn, and said, "Now we won't be needing this thing, especially when fucking this slutty shit-filled hole." With that, he moved up towards her, cock in hand as he rubbed it against her shit-covered flower and rubbed it against her cheeks.

Cadance bit down on her lip in anticipation of the griffin's penetration, wanting to feel his knot swell inside her pussy just as it did in her shit hole. Gripping onto the seat her upper half cover, she prepared for a rough ride. "Come on big boy, fuck this whore stupid." She blew a kiss towards the camera as she felt his dick start to push against the pile of shit inside of her love tunnel.

The gooey layer of crap gave way to his dick as it spread around him like a jelly sleeve before he hit into the slightly tougher crap which didn't fold to him but packed itself down further into the pink princess' womb. Her walls squeezed the brown substance around his dick and some out onto the floor as it tried to pull him in. He gave her ass another slap as he got further in with each second. "Mmm... just as tight as your other whore hole. I'm surprised that this one is almost as tight." He leaned forward as he reached the end of his shaft, his hands taking hold of her hips, and with a few seconds, he became a jackhammer in her. Slamming his waist back and forth with incredible speed, his cock pushed the shit in her further in and around. The gooey layer was pushed out little by little as the pink pony moaned in pleasure to her rapid fucking, with Fallwing breathing right into her ear as his motions never let up.

Moans flew from the alicorn's mouth as she screamed in the pleasure of her poopy pussy pounding. The griffin's barbs tickled her inner walls, as the knot slowly grew, pushing against the inner walls of her tunnel more and more, as it spread the shit around. The harder stuff pushing against her cervix drove Cadance wild, as she felt him dig his hands into her hips with more wild thrusts. She was just his fuck toy at this point, and she loved it. Certainly, it was much better than what Shining could give her, and something fun she hoped for more of in the future with this interview. "Fuck yes, mate me like a helpless mare. Fill my worthless pussy with your holy cock and cum."

Fallwing gladly obliged her request as he now pounded her harder with fewer thrusts, jamming his dick as deep as he could in single thrusts. His body became stiffer and harder to move, his muscles burned with desire as they gripped tighter. With a few stronger thrusts, his knot inflated, spreading Cadance's pussy wide as he sprayed another load of jizz into her shit-soaked whore hole. "Fuck, take all of this you bitch." His hands became like vices as they held the alicorn in place, with his nuts draining the other half of their build-up into her. His orgasm sent him into a state of pure bliss, as his mind slipped into a joyous state of semi-consciousness.

Cadance moaned as well, as she let out a stream of cum as she squirted in unison of the griffin filling her with his gooey white goodness. Her body twitched in delight as her eyes rolled back, her nipples leaking a bit, and tongue hanging out of her mouth. Her mind had let go of all control as she saw the whites of her eyes, the bliss overwhelming her urges. As the small amount of time passed, she dropped limb over the couch arm, as her partner pulled his dick out of her.

With a few steps backward, Fallwing moved the camera for a close-up of Cadance's brown, cum soaked pussy, that dripped out everything that he put into her. He gave her ass a little poke as he said, "That was great. A perfect performance and most certainly an amazing fuck. For such a thing, I've got a little something extra for you. Just relax and I'll get it ready." Fallwing went and grabbed one of the wine glasses and held it to the tip of his dick and filled it with his urine in seconds, turning his aim at the princess to finish off the last remaining inside. Next, he went over to his desk, opening it and pulling out what looked like some hotdog buns, and a tuber ware container.

Cadance lay still over the chair arm for a bit, as she panted to regain her composure. Her body felt heavy, and her eyes just as much. She turned her head after feeling the little bit of urine sprayed on her, following the griffin with her eyes as he approached the table and her. He set down the hotdog bun and opened the container. Inside was a deep dark brown turd, and two smaller containers with something else. She went to say something but stopped as Fallwing just shook his head.

"Don't say a thing, I know what you're thinking. It's a dog turd from a pretty large guy that I held onto for the past few days. Figured it shouldn't go to waste." He picked up the log and placed it inside the bun. He picked up the first of the smaller containers and a yellow-white liquid was inside it that he drizzled over the shit dog-like mustard. The second one he opened contained flakes of some sort as he tapped them out over to finish the work. "There, a nice shit dog on a bun, with old cum sauce, and a sprinkling of dick cheese flakes for the best shit slut we've had, and a glass of the finest piss to wash it down with." He picked up the other wine glass that sat empty and took it over to the small little wooden cabinet nearby and poured himself some red wine.

The pink alicorn slid herself off the couch and took a seat on her knees in front of the coffee table. Her thong hung from her horn still, her eyes looking at the meal set before her. "So just eat it is all?"

Fallwing nodded, as he moved the camera over a bit for the princess to be in full view. "You could always tell viewers more about it too." He sipped on his wine, as he watched the princess ponder.

Cadance picked up the bun and gave the thing a sniff. It was cold for sure, but that didn't dissuade her from giving it a smell test. It had a very little scent to it except the old cum. She looked to the camera and said, "I'm happy to have been used like this and hope for more of it in the future on a real set. I'm hoping I can have more delicious meals such as this." She took a bite into the shit dog, getting the overwhelming taste for the soft interior with a little crunch from the hardening exterior. The cum and smegma added to the foul explosion in her mouth as she chewed at the mass. It tasted just as bad as it looked, and it made her purr like a kitten for it. Swallowing down the first bite, she took a sip of her piss, clearing her palette with the acidic liquid.

"You seem to enjoy that, tell me, does it taste good? Would you want more of it?" Fallwing crossed his arms as he watched the pink princess.

"It tastes amazing, so much flavor built up inside. I'd certainly like to have more another time." She took another bite into her meal, her teeth gnashed the food as much as she could into a smaller pile to swallow. Each bite filled her with a slightly different burst of flavor from whatever the animal had eaten. "That slightly touch exterior, with the gooey interior is such a great mix." She let out a burp that wafted the foul scent up into her nose and out of her mouth to loop together. She downed another portion of her wine glass.

Fallwing walked behind her, rubbed his dirty cock off with her hair. "Just need to finish cleaning myself off. You've been such a good slut, that I'm sure I can get you into a big film going on. It'll only be a one-day shoot, but I'm sure they'll gladly take one such as yourself on board. Pays well too, what do you say to that?"

Cadance squealed with glee as she felt the griffin rubbing his dick in her hair. "That would be amazing. When would I be doing it?" She turned to look him in the eye.

"It would be in a couple of days, give you time to get ready and make any plans that you would need. The trip will be fully paid for, along with accommodations, and payment for the work." He patted her head like a little child. "Now be the good slut you are and finish off your food."

She picked up the last bit of her shit dog and shoved it into her mouth, chewing away at the dog turd. Once she swallowed it down, she gulped down the last her of piss wine. Opening her mouth to the camera and showing off the brown and yellow stained teeth and the empty maw. "All done, I hope to do this again soon." She stood up from the table, taking her panties off her head and slipping them back on. "Well then, I'll see myself out and get ready for this little venture."

Fallwing nodded, "I'll make sure everything is ready for you. I'll also look for another fat dog turd for you to have on the way to as well." He gave a sly smirk to the princess. "Don't forget to empty your pussy too, don't want that onset until they need it that way." He let out a little chuckle.

"I plan on having that later for a snack once my hubby goes to sleep. He doesn't do much anyway, so might as well have something good." She gave a wink to the griffin as she opened the door and stepped out into the hallway. The smell of shit, piss, and cum flowed off her like the worst perfume that ever existed.