Fallout Equestria: Wasteland Guardian

At Fort Constellation.

Purple, Lieutenant Honey Cake, and Palidan Sapphire Heart got off the V-4 Vertibuck and entered Fort Constellation again.

Purple picked up a holotape and played it.

"Private First Class Napalm an orange unicorn with orange eye and red-eye. He's an excellent inferno specialist in the war but he uses arcane fire magic that can spray a stream of flammable corrosive fire from his magic. It's a great demoralizing for the Zebras but he also demoralizes our own soldiers. It's scary to see an equine one minute standing there and the next minute the flesh and everything but the bone melt away into an orange gloop thing. It's very terrifying and horrifying. This is Lieutenant General Sonata Blues signing off."

Purple then sat down at the terminal at the former Lieutenant-General desk but he thought about it for a while and Lieutenant General Sonata Blues she was the first overmare of Stable 190.

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"What in the wide wide world of Equestria is that smell?" asked Paladin Sapphire Heart.

Lieutenant Honey Cake told her that she doesn't want to think about it.

They opened a door and saw some kind of critter run past a messy hallway covered in something which creeped them out.

Lieutenant Honey Cake pulled out her plasma pistol and Paladin Sapphire Heart equipped her Novasurge rifle in her sapphire blue magic aurora but the two mares were scared.

They saw more critters scatter away from them but they both saw a big one coming towards them and it picked up Paladin Sapphire Heart, rammed something down her throat then dropped her and crawled away on the ceiling.

Lieutenant Honey Cake shoved Paladin Sapphire Heart back into the stairwell and Lieutenant Honey Cake gave Paladin Sapphire Heart a Healing Potion which made her throw up what the creature put in her.

They locked it from their end and went to go find Purple who was still on the terminal.

Purple was having a hard time trying to find out where the schematics or prototype of the superweapon but he finally was able the location of it, it's in the science lab with the creepy creatures that implanted something into her down her throat.

They went with Purple but he entered a room and picked up an equipped wartime-made flamethrower to burn the creatures out but used led to killing them when they entered rooms.

They found a terminal in a room which Lieutenant Honey Cake used it and found out that the lead scientist pony frequently visited a resort and more or less lived there for all the pretty mares.

"Lead Scientist Master Mustang usually goes to a resort. It's a nice resort but expensive." Said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "The resort is called the "Paradise Pinnacle Resort" built fifteen years before the start of the war. Expensive as fuck. It says that he would spend five hundred bits a week to stay for the week. Well a pony like him had the money to stay there. The terminal also says that he stayed there for all the pretty mares and sometimes stallions."

Paladin Sapphire Heart came back and told them that the other rooms are clear and no sign of the so-called "superweapon" so they decided to go to the armory to load up.

On a map, it showed that they can take the stairs to the armory. But the problem is that it's flooded and there's another way is through an elevator shaft which is also flooded; but they can take the elevator shaft to the armory because it's faster.

Both Sapphire Heart and Honey Cake noticed a moderate blue bubble around their heads and Purple used his magic and pushed them in the water and they followed him and soon they were underwater and got close to the armory and got to an elevated spot where it's dry.

Purple shaked like a dog but they continued to the armory door. A lot of ghouls came out of the water so all three of them galloped into the armory and locked themselves inside.

They found a flare where Paladin Sapphire Heart lit it and saw a lot of weapons and they heard Purple say "Nice."

On the weapon racks, they saw several 7.62mm GPMG on battle saddles, and not, 5.56mm battle saddles and 5.56 assault rifles, scoped 7.62 battle rifles, and 7.62 battle rifles on battle saddles, 9mm SMG's both on battle saddles and not, .45 Auto Submachine Gun both on battle saddles and not, .380 SMG both on battle saddles and not, 9mm mini SMG both on battle saddles or not, 12 gauge police special shotguns both on battle saddles and not, 12 gauge hunting shotgun (like what Midnight Twister has) both on and not on battle saddles, .30-06 semi-automatic rifles both on the battle saddles and not, .30 Carbine rifle both on battle saddles and not, auto .30 Carbine rifle both on battle saddles and not, double-barrel shotguns, IF-9 Combat Shotgun, Sniper rifles, revolvers, assault rifles, submachine guns, Scopted Assault Carbine, Automatic Rifles, Flamethrowers, Missile launchers, miniguns, Grenade Machineguns, Rocket Launcher, Magical Energy Rifle, Plasma Cannon, Magical Plasma pistol, Novasurge Rifles, Magical Energy Miniguns, Balefire Egg Launcher, Lighting Rifle, Plasma Rifle, combat knives, mines, dynamite, and fragmentation greanades.

Purple went to a button thing and started to press random numbers and he opened all the lockers with their numbers and they took ammo for their handguns but took it

They took some duffel bags and started to take a lot of weapons and ammo and went out another way.

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Outside.

"Thanks, Purple." said Paladin Sapphire Heart, "For getting us out of there so we wouldn't have to battle through those ghouls. I think we would've been killed."

They entered the V-4 Vertibuck and Lieutenant Honey Cake flew to the resort and touched down in the plaza.

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At the Resort.

"This place has seen better days." said Lieutenant Honey Cake, "If Purple and I were alive during the prewar days we would've had our honeymoon here and fuck like animals."

"No it would've been me and Purple." said Paladin Sapphire Heart, "He would've fucked me silly! As long we were on your "honeymoon" if that's what it's called."

They just saw Purple walk away from them and enter the lobby of the old and crumbling resort and go behind the receptionist desk.

The terminal was still operational and on so Purple got on it and started to search for Lead Scientist Master Mustang.

They heard some noises so they had to defend Purple until he could find what room Master Mustang was staying in.

After several minutes they took the elevator up to the suite floor.
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On the suite floor, they went to suite 503 and Purple bucked the door in.

They found a skeleton on the queen-sized bed but found a briefcase and some papers on a table in the bedroom.

"Package secured." said Paladin Sapphire Heart, "One down two to go."

"Lovely view of the Lunar Ocean," said Purple, "Ooh a memory orb."

Purple used his magic and accessed the memory.

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Two hundred years ago.

Master Mustang went down to the receptionist's desk and flirted with the mare behind the desk.

"My shift ends at five." said the pegasus mare, "Leave your suite room door cracked open so I can come in and "relax". See you around handsome."

Master Mustang went into the casino and pulled his luck and charm but made a bet with a unicorn mare that if he wins a game of pool a cue sport she comes back to his suite for a little fun time.

She told him that if she wins he has to buy her the most expensive bottle of alcohol at the bar. While she drinks it she's going to shove the pool cue up his butt and hit him in his testicles with it.

Master Mustang went over to the bar and gave the cashier sixteen bits for three games of pool.

"I'll make this interesting." said the unicorn mare, "You just need to win one time and I'll go up to your room and have sex with you."

Master Mustang never played billiards before and lost the first two times but won the third time.

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In Master Mustang's suite, the unicorn mare gave him a condom and she told him that she doesn't want to get pregnant but Master Mustang sabotaged it and the unicorn mare lifted her tail in shame at what she's doing.

She was embarrassed and didn't feel like showing her face again not adding the suite balcony window was open and she could see happy ponies down below having fun on the beach, swimming in the ocean, surfboarding, or swimming in the pool.

"I may be in heat but don't you DARE!" said the billiard unicorn mare, "I'm not ready to be a mother! If you do make me pregnant your paying for foal support! AND YOU'LL HAVE TO COME TO MY FOAL BIRTHDAYS, CELEBRATIONS, GAMES, AND GRADUATION!"

Master Mustang made a huge mistake and got the mare pregnant.

"My Brothers! Will hear about this!" said the mare, "They're going to kill you! Or take a lot of your money as restitution or compensation for making me pregnant!"

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"Creepiest and weird hour I been through," said Purple "Our deceased scientist that we captured his weapon well he's a flirty pony who'll do anything just to either get laid or spread his seed to other mares."

They entered the elevator and Purple pressed "L" to go back down to the lobby.

They met some ponies who were still living there but they. But they were wearing the pre-war and wartime clothing of what was worn by the staff a long time ago and after some convincing had the three to stay to relax.

Purple would rather keep the advantage of staying ahead of the Steel Rangers.

"Maybe a strong stallion like you needs a mare who can take good care of you." said an earth pony mare seductively "You're stressed and there's nothing wrong with relaxing."

The mare then placed her hoof onto Purple's crotch which made him blush but also jump back because he isn't of ponies touching him and the only pony that usually did touch him was his mother to hug him or pat him on his back or to rub his short hair.

The light pink earth pony then took Purple's right hoof and dragged him away.

"I could use a quick drink." said Paladin Sapphire Heart, "We can rest real quick."

At a bar.

"Excuse me, barkeep? How much do you charge per drink," asked Paladin Sapphire Heart?

"Purified water 20 caps, Wild Pegasus Whiskey 20 caps, Rum 8 caps, Scotch 12 caps, Beer 2 caps." said the stallion bartender, "If you can't pay you'll "work" to pay off your debt. We also accept all types of currency."

Paladin Sapphire Heart told the barkeep that she'll take a Wild Pegasus Whiskey and Lieutenant Honey Cake told the barkeep she'll take a bottle of Scotch so Sapphire placed her bottle caps onto the counter and Honey placed her Enclave bottle caps onto the counter.

They wondered where Purple is but just drank instead.

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In a room, the earth pony mare locked the door but pushed Purple onto a chair.

"My my." said the earth pony mare, "I didn't know tails could be so small. I wasn't expecting your other "tail" to be small either. Don't worry I'll take real good care of you. Just let me do everything and this mare will pleasure you and ride your small dick."

Purple got up only to be knocked down onto a bed and the mare got on top of him.

"What's wrong?" asked the mare, "First time getting laid? Are you a virgin?"

Purple nodded yes because it's his first time ever having sex and what Lieutenant Honey Cake did to him doesn't count.

"What's your name?" asked the mare.

"It's... It's Purple Artist call me Purple though." said Purple "Also can you please not pick on me for having an almost four or five-inch tail and my other tail is three inches long."

The earth pony mare laid down on him and told him to kiss her so he did very nervously.

The only thing Purple felt was her mouth and her tongue wanting to enter his mouth but soon he felt her tongue on top of his tongue.

The mare felt a little bulge hit her and she thought it was cute. But the mare felt something enter her but just ignored it.

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After Purple lost his virginity.

"You were amazing for somepony who never had sex before." said the mare.

"Um thanks," said Purple. "I really need to get back to my friends."

"Take me with you." said the mare, "I hate doing this I'm supposed to be a prostitute so stallions can stay longer and spend more money. Please take me with you."

Purple couldn't take some mare he doesn't know but he loves to help those in need.

"Meet me and my two friends at the front plaza." said Purple, "Meet us at eight pm on the dot. We'll leave within five minutes if you don't show."

She nodded.

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At night it's Eight Oh Four PM and Purple told Lieutenant Honey to get the Vertibuck ready so she did.

"Wait for me." said the mare, "I'm almost there."

The mare ran and jumped onto the vertibuck.

"To Fort Nightmare Moon." said Purple, "We need to get our "package" from the old base."

"What's your name?" asked Paladin Sapphire Heart, "You took our leader, and well I don't know what you did to him but you're with us."

"Rose." said the mare, "Rose "Rosie" Glitter."

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At Fort Nightmare Moon all of them disembarked from the Vertibuck and entered.

They had a problem where they may be in the wasteland but Rose refused to use a firearm and she relied on the three to protect her.

They went down into the basement of the old military installation and opened up a briefcase.

Paladin Sapphire told them they got two out of three.

"Gold?" asked Purple, "Why would there be gold in a military base?"

They asked what's worth the value and Purple told him that his HUD says it's 10,375 caps and there are five of them.

Paladin Sapphire Heart lit up her magic, closed the briefcase, and took the gold with them but she took seven others each with five pieces of gold bars.

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Back in the town of Crimson, Purple, Rose, and Sapphire got off the Vertibuck and Lieutenant Honey Cake flew home back to Enclave Base Aroura.

"Purple, you fuck me now. No more games, rip your uniform and breed me..." said an eager Rose, "I'm 28 years old, and just fuck me and breed me!"

Purple's face turned fifty shades of red because no mare ever told him to breed with her.

After another hour passed.

Mhmmm... I never knew Purple could be a flavor." She smirked at him and got closer to his head. "And such a tasty one too... A very tasty one."
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Back at base.

Lieutenant Honey Cake and a small group of Enclave members roamed and search the old science labs below the base and one of them found a briefcase and opened it where it's the superweapon they were searching for.

A GPE pony told Lieutenant Honey Cake that they should mass produce it for them and make them battle saddle accessible so they can shock their enemies to death and deep fry them the inside out.

Lieutenant Honey Cake shot the pegasus down and told him that they ain't where it's dangerous wartime made technology and if it fell into wrong hooves or wings or magic or all three then they're all screwed.

Lieutenant Honey Cake kept it for herself but found a small booklet in the briefcase on how to maintain it.

On her terminal she found a file called "OPERATION: BEACHED" so she selected it.

The terminal told her about an island that's a mile long with a small town that was once populated by the ponies of Equestria but the Zebras captured it from the Equestrians overnight and the Equestrians came back a year later to capture it the day before the last day.